left or right

>>84740182
right can fuck my bussy anytime he wants
i'll give left a blowie for money

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LINKS
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>>84740182
#LITTY

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Lindemann has a giant dick

>>84740182
Left. He was slated to represent Germany in the summer Olympics as a swimmer. I'd much rather have him be a lifeguard.

one is an olympic swimmer the other is an actor
I wonder who I'd pick for a lifeguard

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The Rock falls in love with a Baywatch Reboot.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the new movie's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it, thanking it for the time by saying MAHALO, and is overjoyed to find out that his Baywatch film is FUN for the FANS that will lead you to a PISS-GOOD TIME.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his new movie made for the FANS, it ends up being panned by critics who have a disconnect over what the piss-happy FANS want over a RAUNCHY SUMMER MOVIE. After some investigation, he finds out that the piss-inducing comedy he called is not the same movie he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is Baywatch's alternate universe counterpart, with Daddary's mammaries rather swinging dicks and gore.

Hijinks ensue as the the Rock strikes up a deal with producers to shill his movie over Twitter until everyone pisses their pants and floods theaters in a sea of piss. While the two chase a dwindling box office, DRAMA from the R-18 COMEDY ensues as they begin to piss on each other instead in HILARITY and question the NATURE of LITTY.

haha

Someone with that build would only make your drowning worse. Are they fucking retarded?

>>84740182
I like the Rock, he's RAUNCHY

>>84740476
>an actor
wrestler