Captain

>>84738805
Wolf why don't you go mop my office.

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>>84738805

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>>84738874
>09:21:42
>>84738875
>09:21:41
Explain yourselves.

>>84738805

Very well, Mr. Worf, make it so.

>>84738935
In what way?

>>84738874
Mr. Worf, ready the mop. Engage.

>>84739210
Kek

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>>84738805
A full spread of butter!

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>>84738805
Yes captain

>>84740023
>ywn riker thicc

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>>84740023

>>84740087
Spread what? I'd rather see a painted up skeleton do space yoga.

>>84739127
As far as 21st century humans are aware, time progresses in linear fashion.

>>84738935
Xindi spy.

>>84740345
Oh fuck. I see that now. I managed to post before and after him.

Spooky

>>84740288
Damn! I wish I could have a qt Trekie as a gf.

Anyway, as per standard,
Dukat did nothing wrong.

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>>84740288
It's a small gif but I like that it's in slow motion. It's sexier that way.

>>84741111
im small too

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>>84741127

>Captain! this alien ship is arming its weapons and has it shields on, should I go to red alert?
>Delay that Mr. Worf! no need to provoke them even more...

Picard was such a pussy

>Riker. Fat. Hot.

>>84741191
Tbh he had a ship that could curb stomp 95% of their opponents, so he could afford to try Diplomacy first

>>84741191
Picard fought when he had to fight. Better than Kirk.
Picard was white. Better than Sisko.
Picard's ship got lost way farther than the delta quadrant and he made it back home in the span of one episode. Better than Janeway.
Picard never stole a warp coil leaving a ship helpless. Better than Archer.

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>>84741723
Unable to comply, Parameter hot is contradictional to specified character

>>84741985
When I first saw this happen I thought for sure Picard would reprimand him for it but you can see Picard look away quickly as if he is secretly scared of Riker, perhaps Riker bullies him off screen

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>>84741985
Bearded fat Riker > Bearded pre-fat Riker > Pre-beard pre-fat Riker

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>>84741191
still better than Janeway

>>84742105
Reminder that Tuvix was murdered.

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>>84742195
and no one helped him

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>>84742077
pre-fat, pre-beard Rikes is the best

>>84742221
MentalCrash?

>unzips

>>84742326
I prefer s3 onward but he's still pretty hot here

>>84742362
what?

>>84741191
Name 10 episodes where this happens

>>84742575
MentalCrash, one of the greatest posters of all time, posted that webm in another trekthread just recently and I was inquiring as to whether you might be him (MentalCrash) or not.

>>84742628
Nope, but I made that webm a few days ago and posted it here before.

>>84742221
look at that coward refusing to do the right thing

>>84738875
Is that jontron

>>84742657
Oh, sorry for the confusion then. Hey, have you made any other Star Trek webms? That's a really fine webm.

>>84738875
jontron is fucking amazing

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>>84742728
Nah, only that one and this one.

>>84741807
If that's the only reason he beats Sisko, Sisko is still my favourite captain

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>>84742773
Oh wait, forgot this one.

>>84742725
he does look pretty racist there

>>84742861
This was a good one

>>84742773
>>84742861
You should make more webms, you've got the eye of the tiger

>>84742828
I couldn't think of any actual reasons because Sisko is the best captain bar none and everyone knows it :)

>>84742077
Bearded pre-fat Riker > the rest

>>84741807
>Picard was white. Better than Sisko.
Picard is French, Sisko is half-wormhole alien.
Gotta give it to Sisko.

What does the word "download" mean in Star Trek?

>>84744835
download

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>>84742221
>Chakotay said that he counted himself among Tuvix's friends
>Didn't speak up as he was begging for his life
ACOOTCHIEMOYER

>>84744856
'no'

>>84744936
In Star Trek 'download' is used in sentences like "I downloaded this information onto my data pad".
How is that any different from the real word use?

>>84744997
It's also used in other types of sentences. I don't want to explain since you don't already know what I mean. Goodbye

>>84742773
>when you nutted but she still suckin

>>84738935
>Star Trek thread
>contains time paradox

Sounds about right

>>84742715
>>84744884
Chakotay doesn't cross the captain in front of the crew even while she commits murder.

>>84745428
I was talking about Tuvix

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>>84745356
>when you Allamariane count to four but she still count three more

>>84745493
You think shitposting is a game?

>>84745491
you'd think with the combined powers of neelix and tuvok he would be an unstoppable killing machine with 100 emergency security traps tuvok had in his head.

>>84738875
J O N T R O N
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Play dom-jot huu man

>>84745651


I'd dom his jot if you get what I am meaning here

>>84745651
Nah fuck it, it's a dumb game

>>84745702
YOU

ARE A COW ARD

>>84741191
>tfw Sisko became an accessory to political assassination in order to protect the galaxy

That Picard bitch would never have the balls.

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>tfw no qt dabo girl gf

>>84738805
DS9 had so many amazing voices. Bashir, Quark, Garak, it even had a God Tier voice with Odo.

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Borg vs Replicators

who would win?

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>>84745847
Here is a nature documentary Siddig narrated. His voice sounds like liquid sex.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qqfy0

>>84745898
>There will never be leaked tapes of the casting couch interviews with her and Genes future wife refusing to resist.

>>84745972
Replicators.

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>>84746111

>>84746213
depends on the writer.

>>84745972
They would assimilate each other and become the Borlicators.

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Janeway confirmed for best Captain.

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>let's study the biggest horror in the universe and get really close to it
>oh and let's take our daughter with us

parents in the future suck

>>84748817
That was before the Enterprise had encountered the Borg, they didn't know they were as dangerous as they are.

some fuck just made another star trek thread

this makes me really angry

>>84749498
to be fair you can't find this thread through the catalog

In Star Trek there have been a few episodes where people were shocked and appalled if someone ate real meat

Riker cooked once and people were surprised by it

Keiko was shocked that Obriens family ate real meat

This implies that humans on Earth all use replicators not just Star Fleet, and that eating meat is very rare and weird for someone to do


So in DS9 why the fuck are restaurants a thing on Earth still?

>>84749635
we see only a single restaurant on Earth

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What's up with Quark's eyes? I mean those dark circles around his eyes, it looks like an eye shadow or manifestation of some kind of health issues. None of the other Ferengi characters have that. Is Quark wearing a makeup? Was this a production trick to distinguish Quark's face from other Ferengi?

>>84749635
Because some people like to be social and go out and get a change of scenery. As far as the business side, it's probably more like a hobby for the owner since they live in a post scarcity society

>>84749685
He cries himself to sleep every night, know all the profit he doesn't get.

>>84749698
>post scarcity society
Oh, so I can just go and just build a home on the Picard vineyards in France?

>>84749635
>Keiko was shocked that Obriens family ate real meat
IIRC she was more kind of disgusted by dealing with real meat, touching it while cooking etc.

>>84749768
It's a post-asshole society too

>>84749801
>post-asshole society
>Riker, Kirk, Tom Paris and Malcolm Reed exist

nah

>>84749922
None of them shit though

>>84749781
yea she never handled real meat until her excursion to bajor

>>84749635
also why do people even go to Quarks when they can just get their booze replicated for free?

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>>84749685
>none of the other Ferengi characters have that
Rom does, I'm sure a few others do too. If anything Rom's are darker.

>>84750006
People like to be served.

Also he has real booze not shit replicated kanar

>>84750006
Travelers don't have access to the replicators.

>>84750006
Quark serves stuff that can't be replicated, they go to use the holo-suites, to meet friends, to play dabo, to trade in illegal goods with Quark etc etc.

>>84750006
the stuff made by replicators doesn't have real alcohol in it, only "syntehol"

>>84750170
WORF: You can obtain spirituous liquours from the food dispensers.
DANILO: Oh, no, no, no. It's not that synthehol bilge that O'Brien offered me, is it?
WORF: No, if you wish, it can be real alcohol.
DANILO: Good.
WORF: With all of the deleterious effects intact.

>>84750170
funny i thought the no alcohol thing was just because they were on a ship in tng so access to real alcohol was banned.

>>84750247
>trusting a (((Klingon)))

>>84750247
>Prune Juice

>it's a 'Chakotay discovers some ayyliums in the Delta Quadrant basically made native americans on Earth because of reasons' episode
why is the native stuff so bad? like, I know why, they had some hack supervisor or whatever, but why have it in Star Trek? couldn't they think of more interesting things for Chakotay to do? he's former maquis, we already saw he was not above punching some guy in the face to make a point, so why were the writers so fucking lazy and did not even bother developing that storyline?

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>>84750381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSK55kLSlQU

>>84749635
It was explained by Rottenberries that mankind in the future was released from all the wage-slavery that they were in when all this technology came along that allowed cures to everything, infinite food, infinite energy, etc. As a result, humans were released from economical slavery so if they didn't join Starfleet or leave for the stars to colonize worlds they could stay and just do "hobbies." Sisko's dad doing restaurant work is just a hobby same as how Picard's family were vineyard owners that made wine just for fun. The fact that they get "paid" is just an added bonus but it is not their primary intention. People spent their entire lives pursuing knowledge, wisdom, or just perfecting their arts and skills at something.

Greed, low-self esteem, sloth, narcissism, superiority-complex, wrath, addictions, and hedonism MAY have been done away with by the Vulcan's influence of introducing "logic" to them. Vulcans are space Buddhist who's philosophy of logic is similar to that of Buddhism where by removing all desires, hedonism, and wants in life it will even free you from the animal inside you as well.

Rottenberries utopia is impossible because of human nature. Human nature is what makes it impossible to have utopia or paradise. Quark said that hoomons were a wonderful people as long as they had their sonic showers, their holosuites were working, and had plenty of food. If denied their simple pleasures they would turn into the nastiest of Klingons.

>>84750567
That's the most autistic thing I have ever (half)read in a Star Trek thread, and that's saying something.

>>84750567
>get paid

Really? How? I thought they were beyond getting paid or whatever. What do they use money for?

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>It's a black captain leaves family as soon as he finds out his bitch is pregnant episode

>>84750489
>We wuz the original first contact and sheeeeeiiiiiiiitt. Take that paleface.

>>84750692
they probably get likes on their version of the internet, their economy probably operates like Etherium or some other crypto based on contracts and promises instead of currency units.

>>84750692
The Federation is aware how outside worlds and empires still use currency of somekind. So they know that if they have to interact with them for supplies they will have to barter with them or have the same currency themselves just IN CASE they need to buy something from them. One good example is in the first season of TNG where Dr Crusher buys purple linen from a merchant selling linens and cloths nearby. She had her Federation Credits transfer payment to that merchant. After that she never bought anything ever again.

It seems the Federation runs on a Meritocracy where people get "paid" on the merit of their work but the payment is not the primary motive nor is it necessary for basic survival necessities. It's just for whatever they can't neither replicate nor make themselves at the moment.

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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

>>84751095
It honestly seems really complicated.

Why were the TNG movies good or on the verge of good and then a stinker like Insurrection (the one where they hide in the mountains).

I feel bad for that because Riker directed it and I wanted to like it.

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How can trek shiplets even compete?

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>>84738805
On the double Ensign.

>>84751329
It's really not. Lets' start with Dr Crusher. She's a doctor so TODAY it is justified to pay doctor's HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY because of how dangerous, risky, and life threatening their job is to their patients. It is also because of how expensive medical school is. By the time a person becomes a doctor they will rack up easily 100+thousand and up just for school. Their jobs are also stressful, traumatizing, and sad because of not being able to save people and having to go outside to families and give them the bad news. That's why they get paid so much.


Dr Crusher's job is easier than today's doctors because she can cure everything herself now. She's not controlled by pharmaceutical corporations to push drugs and slave-treatments on people but actual cures instead. Her patients are all healthy compared to today. They are not exposed to radiations, pollutions, pesticides, GMO's, and don't drink real alcohol, do drugs, and smoke. They don't even eat high fructose corn syrups and additives. Data's cheerios is as healthy and clean as eating Troi's ass. Because of this she's not justified in getting paid huge sums of money. She's the only doctor on a ship of 800 and Bashir on a space station of 10,000 because people are not sick anymore. NOBODY is in demand anymore because NOBODY needs ANYONE ANYMORE.

So nobody is JUSTIFIED to DEMAND any sum of money anymore because there is no demand for anything. Doctor Crusher probably gets paid today's minimum wage and for her that's okay because she doesn't NEED ANYTHING.

>>84751560
What's cool is Sir Patrick was able to play a cool sort of roguish dude and not look silly at all. Did he ever get a 16/10 hottie? I know most other times he gets the average milf.

>>84745770
So dabbo is essentially roulette.

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>>84751620
Starfleet medical is ran by the souless minions of orthodoxy.

>>84749091
Bringing your little girl while you encounter the unknown and most probably hostile is atrocious.

>>84751708
well, in Tapestry, he does fuck a 17-year old who I remember being cute (tho not hot). There was also an episode with some really hot chick who could form herself to be the perfect woman as per her future husbands desires. I don't think Picard banged her, but he really wanted to. And then there was Vash as well, who was attractive too.

>>84751708
Vash was pretty hot

>>84744884
is it true beltran kept on asking for more money every season and his choice of scripts?
hell in the last season he wanted 7 of 9 to be his love interests when throughout all 6 season it was hinted that it was suppose to be him and janeway.
wtf?
him and 7 didn't make any sense.

>>84738805
I always wonder if they can emit the beam from any part of the ship they want

>>84752030
No, technically they have phasor emmitors, (sometimes long ones but still distinct places) but when the effect is put in it may be off.

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>>84749922
Riker is not an asshole

>>84749635
Ben Siskos dad was sentenced to life in the kitchen for orchestrating an assassination attempt on the Fed president.

>>84749922
What's your problem with Reed? Bitch.

>>84751519
Easy, we reverse...the polarities.

>>84751973
>is it true beltran kept on asking for more money every season and his choice of scripts?
seems like it. I don't knon about the scripts, but it's been said again and again he asked money every new season in the hopes of getting fired and they kept giving it to him.
>hell in the last season he wanted 7 of 9 to be his love interests when throughout all 6 season it was hinted that it was suppose to be him and janeway.
I'm not actually sure he wanted Seven as his love interest, I heard they didn't get along that well IRL. It's more like the writers just gave in and hoped him getting to smooch her would shut Beltran up and stop any last minute drama before the series ended. iirc he or Mulgrew talked afterwards how it's a great pity they never went with Janeway/Chakotay.

>>84741191
Never would have made it in Kirk's time.

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>>84751804
>It's a Weyoun speaks to a man who built a reanimator device episode

>>84751923
What ever happened to Vash? Q cucked Picard and she was on DS9 but then what?

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Anybody else want to fuck Janeway?

>>84752822
yes
I would also like to be fucked by a klingon lady

>>84752822
No. The lack of Voyager porn parodies while there are many TNG and TOS ones confirms nobody wants that.

>>84752913
But anon, look at those sexy devilish eyes

>>84752662
t. never watched TOS or TNG

>>84752070
Thanks

>>84752458
Yeah. It's like putting in a battery the wrong way. I liked that trek explained stuff so the average tard could understand.

>>84752913
I can't believe nobody thought of Seven To Nine Inches.

How did it make sense that somehow all aliens happened to have sex organs that were compatible with human genitalia?

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

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>>84742077
Bajoran Riker > everything else

>>84753330
Every sex organ is compatible if you're brave enough.

>>84753330
chemistry works the same all around the universe so practically any humanoid that walks upright is probably going to have similar biology

>>84753412
>>84753330
Guys were the Borg jerking off Data in First Contact?

>>84753445
How do you know that?

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He did nothing wrong

>>84753445

Nigger, Bolians can literally drink acid because their digestive system is lined like cast iron. Yet you're telling me that somehow, everybody can just fuck each other? Bottom line basically is that it's an oversight so that the writers can keep writing about people fucking.

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>you will never go with Riker to an all you can eat buffet on Risa

>>84753540
other planets would be in different positions from the sun, might have no or more moons, be of a different age and have a different composition of elements
from what we know about chemistry, we only have carbon based life, and you'd need certain conditions for that life to appear, therefore you'd only have life on planets that are very similar to earth (like a lot of races in star trek)
if a planet were to be very similar to earth, you'd assume that the fauna and flora would evolve in a way very similar to our own, there might be minor differences but it's likely that there'd be something highly similar to homo sapiens (perhaps a different kind of homo like neanderthal or something else, but something along those lines), they might be compatible, they might not

obviously this is a lot of speculation and in real life we'd never ever meet since interstellar travel is largely impossible, but this is a star trek thread so we have to delve into the realms of science fiction
humans and bajorans? sure
humans and romulans? sure
humans and vulcans? sure
humans and klingons? maybe
humans and cardassians? unlikely but probably possible

then you have stuff like this >>84753698 which makes no sense in terms of our own knowledge of biology.

sure there might be some sort of weird silicon based lifeform out there, but it seems unlikely and it would take forever for us to ever really know

>>84752663
fuck
I need to rewatch this

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>>84753907
From a biological standpoint if two organisms can mate and produce fertile offspring, they're the same species.
This would mean that at the very least Humans, Klingons, Romulans, Bajorans and Cardassians are all the same species.

want to watch this show. do i start with next gen, voyager or deep space 9 ?

>>84754012
I'm not saying that they'd be the same species
I'm saying that they'd evolve separately to the point of being an upright humanoid that would be similar enough to crossbreed

>>84754056
You can start with any. Just don't start with Enterprise, it's trash.

DS9 is the best
TNG is great
TOS is good
VOY is good (but has serious issues too)

>>84754056
Next gen, DS9, then original series, and forget the rest

>>84744997
that can be a download
how fast do think26th-century wi-fi is?

>>84738875
Finally, mayonnaise and Mustard.. TOGETHER!

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>>84754200
>>84754202
Thanks comfy bros, downloading first season of next gen now, ETA 17 mins. Rolling a wee spliff and brewing a cup of tea, puppy snoozing at the foot of the bed.

>>84752577
as the seasons went on beltrans character kept on being more solid (the northstar) in terms of being the embodiment of starfleet and doing what's right for the ship and the crew.
in the end he became infallible.
even one of the best episodes of season 7 was all about him traveling through different time periods fixing things (shattered), like if it was any other day.

>>84754012
it's already been addressed that the original race seeded many planets (which is why most of the species are humaniod looking)

>>84754012
IIRC, the definition of species is much more complicated than that, with many different academics preferring one definition or another.

Simply put: We don't have a good definition of "species" that works for all cases.

>>84754636
Did they ever address the fact that the representative of the precursor race from that hologram looked exactly like the head of the Founders?

Is the new star trek gonna be any good?

>inb4 "female chimp captain"

>>84751786
SPAAAAACE roulette dude, in space.

>>84754736
It was actually only the same actress but no the Founders are the the Precursors to the galaxy. They, too, are a seeded race. It is why they all choose to present their solid forms as humanoid as well because that's what they all used to be.

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What is the sexiest ship class and why is it the Steamrunner?

>>84754841
No. It is gonna fail miserably. They are trying to get the audience that made IN trek so popular. The thing is that audience really doesn't care to watch a Star Trek series. They are perfectly content watching the occasional movie every couple of years

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>>84753757
That sounds like a good idea for a fic, perhaps I'll write it

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>>84755699
Hahahaha

No

>>84741191
>Delay

>>84754286
A full spread.

>>84757577
That's the most hideous piece of shit ever.

>>84758887
Thank you for saying what I was thinking.

>>84752260
What was that, lieutenant?

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>>84758887
Say that to my face Suliban scum and not online and see what happens

>>84757908
This. Fucking dumbasses.

>>84753757
>go to Risa
>still come back a virgin

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>>84751837
Hence why the big D made no sense at all. It''s like making a cruise ship but armed with advanced tactile weapons and then drive the multi billion ton behemoth to explore the waters of Somalia or intercede in Syria. It's fucking nuts.

Reminder that TOS was garbage.

>>84759572
Oh, man! Why would you say that?

>>84759647
I didn't like it

>>84759660
Ohhh man

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1. Deep Space 9
2. Voyager
3. Enterprise
4. TNG
5. TOS
6. Reboot Movies

>>84759694
Shit list.
Best of TOS >> DS9 > TNG >> Worst of TOS >>> Voyager >>> Reboot Movies >>>>>>>>>> A literal pile of shit >>>>>>>>>>>> Enterprise

>>84759746
My list was official though.

>>84745581
Yes, but with Neelix in him he wouldn't have the gumption to use them, even for self-preservation.

>>84759759
rekt

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>>84759694
>>84759746
Nice tryhard reddit lists but it's really
>TNG>TOS>TOS Movies>DS9>Reboot Movies>Voyager>Enterprise>TNG Movies

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>>84760290
>tryhard reddit lists
>trying to rename an image to start with '12' to appear like an oldfag
What did he mean by this?

>>84760390
Is that the only decent OC to appear in 2017 /trek/?

>>84760390
>that projecting
I don't rename images, but now I know you do.

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>>84757577
>>84755699

look, the ship was GOD TIER.

the series, underrated and under appreciated, deserved more seasons, much more than VoyaBORE.

>>84760573
Almost all of my images have been saved in the last two months. If you still have images from 6-7 years ago on your hard drive, I don't even know what to say to you. Fucking upgrade already. The fuck is wrong with you?

>>84760573
renaming images is one of the greatest joys in life, why would anyone refrain?

>>84760611
what does upgrading have to do with data hoarding?

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>>84760611
I'm sorry you'll never be part of the super secret oldfag club, newfriend.

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>>84760579
>retro-retarded Akira
>god tier
You have to be over 18 to post.

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>>84750006

for the alien bar sluts retard

>>84760770
Wait, why have you placed an unnecessary carriage return between the link to the post you were responding to and the text you generated?

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>>84760638
Most of the images posted back then were objectively shit by today's standards. See >>84760650

There's a reason nobody posts /b/ rage comics anymore.

>>84760770
>caring about sluts when you can replicate your own waifu
>wanting to get some alien STD

>>84740087
why cant they just have a normal fucking mirror on the wall why does it need all this bullshit around it? It doesn't even do anything a normal mirror can't do.

>>84760857
>back then
>/b/ rage comics
Get the fuck out newfag

>>84760913
Yeah, those Spiderman threads were super epic, my man. You're right, my bad. Take off your rose-colored glasses, grandpa. 4chan was goddamn terrible before 2009.

>>84760969
t. thinks /b/ was all of 4chan
kys already
I am speaking in a way you can understand

>>84752662

The Enterprise nearly loses to Kahn in TWOK because Kirk didn't put his shields up when he could have. It was a plot point.

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>>84760770
>tfw Morn get more space-pussy than you do

>>84760905
saftey protocol was removed by Barclay.
it fucks up the mirrors

>>84761019
... u . .. you get space pussy ?!
look /pol/, just because you call them "aliens"

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Just finished VOY episode "Living Witness".

D-do you think he made it home?

>reviewed jpgs by created by date to post an epic old image
>experienced too many feels to handle
>closed finder

>>84760993
Nigger, I've been posting on /tv/ since we had live Late Nite with Conan O'Brien threads, Abatap was making tripfags more cancerous, and we had the two Lost stickies. Longer on /tg/. I'm also 31 years old. Please, mind your manners and don't confuse me with a Star Wars or election tourist.

>>84761107
impressive 'e-dick', but lets see how deep your archives go old balls.

fag

>>84760805
B
A
S
E
D


Carriage Return
Weirdo

>>84761107
>being as old as me
well guess I should take what I said back

>>84761008
>that unnecessary carriage return
Why? Why are you doing this?

>>84738805
During at least one episode, Yar mentioned hiding on her planet from rape gangs.

What I want to know is why the fuck the Federation would admit Deliverence: The Planet? Welcome to Wheredawite womenat, enjoy your complimentary clubs and condoms.

>>84761359
it was a functioning colony before
what people forget is that Federation planets still govern themselves on their own so events like society collapsing can still happen

>>84761179
About three months. My last HD died and I didn't back it up. Didn't really care to, even. The only tangible loss was nudes.