I'm calling from the future

Do the French interview but have a sweet come back ready

>>84738290
This

>>84738290
>sweet come back
It's been months and /tv/ still hasn't been able to come up with a good come back. It simply doesn't exist.

>>84738290
>future jonah sends past jonah a catalog of archived /tv/ threads with /tv/ comebacks

which one would he pick?

>>84738420
In fairness some of the comebacks were decent, it's slotting it in amidst the audience laughter that would ruin it.

>>84738532
and the fact the translator would have to translate (and deliver) it properly, and the comeback would have to translate to french properly

>>84738626
Most of us understand English good and well, and what's more, we will never not laugh at a fat guy even if he executed a perfect rejoinder.

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>>84738454
>that's a lot of work just to get rejected

>>84738420
>"I'm going to use my jewish connections to ensure a globalist banker becomes president of this country and you're flooded with muslims until it's statistically probable that you will be a victim of crime or know someone who is a victim of crime."

>>84738918
Damn Jonah that's dark

>>84738060
Ummm no sweetie. The devastation of that interview has gave him a surge of determination to self-improve, the levels of which he'd never experienced in his life up to that point. In 40 years he'll look back on that interview as a positive turning point.

>>84738454
and who would you bring along&

>>84738454
At least they'll call me afterwards.

>>84738918
That's how you do it!

>>84738454
yeah, but what about you!?!?