Post a better combo, you literally can't.

>tfw the easterlings approach the black gate from the south
yeah I can't watch absolute fucking TRASH

harry potter 1+2, pizza+coke, rain,

>>84733580
>eating dog

Fuck off, Chang.

>>84733580
>reddit weather

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>>84733580
kek why is there salami on my pizza?

Replace pizza with chicken and dumplings

Everyones got their own food nostalgia relations tho

Pulp Fiction at the outdoor summer kino, sitting in the grass with a nice 22 degrees evening, and no food because I'm busy fingering my gf under her skirt.

>>84733580
sleep tight dogger

>>84733644

I prefer hot chocolate instead of coke whedn i'm watching Harry Potter

>>84733580
any other movie would be better

>>84733709
>fingering a woman
I bet you think cunnilingus is enjoyable too
these are power plays by women. you are provided no pleasure (except the cuck pleasure of "seeing her enjoy herself) and thus beta.
alphas only receive head or go vaginal or anal.

>>84734033
I have sex and you don't, don't tell me what to do.

>>84734033
If I do oral my gf let's me play with her belly during sex, though

>>84734061
I have fucked more women in six months than you will ever kiss in your entire lifespan

>>84733580
Need some weed in there, OP, but otherwise sounds like a comfy combo.

>>84734082
False. And none of the girls you have allegedly fucked want to have another go.

Having a real life gf that you started dating 2-3 months ago so you're still in that honeymoon phase where you haven't really grown to hate each other yet and still have sex regularly, but long enough to have grown very close + basically anything. Rain is good too. Do I win?

>>84733580
>ballers
>watch it before going clubbing
>beers
>my bros with me

>Dollars trilogy
>hot summer almost tropical night
>steak
>Whisky

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>>84733580

>plebs not drinking while watching kino

>>84734163
im fucking an upcoming action movie star RN
she looks like a skeleton

>wanting a dirty dog in your bed
disgusting desu

>>84734165
Fuck off normie, I bet you have shit taste in movies too.

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Guaranteed weekend rewatch.

>>84733727
I prefer meth over coke so the high last the whole runtime.

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>all this reddit weather
if your not watching films in the scorching heat why don't you go back to r/movies?

>>84733580
>rain
>power goes out
>can't order pizza
>can't watch movie
>have to fuck the dog

>>84733580
i don't care about the weather because i don't go outside
i can't order pizza because i don't want to interact with the pizza guy
i like dogs and lotr though

It absolutely is Reddit weather though.
Rain is the weather for normies who like to think they're deep and smart, but whose understanding of intelligence ends at 'smart people are sad sometimes right?', and so when it rains they sit staring out the window in faux melancholy, sipping tea which they don't like the taste of trying to think of times they've felt pain in the past, but because they've led such sheltered, cotton-balled lives they just settle for putting on a frowny face and acting out what glum might look like if you explained 'glum' to an infant and told them to act it out.
Fucking Reddit ruined rain.

>>84736351
rain = reddit
acid rain = 4chan
xD

i hate rain so much
when i'm inside it makes too much noise,when i'm outside it gets me too wet
it's shit

>>84733580

>Pizza
*PEDO ALERT PEDO ALERT PEDO ALERT*

>>84733580
Change the disgusting za and its unmatched comfort

>>84733580
Is this loss?

>>84733580
champagne in an indoor jacuzzi in a mansion watching scarface during a hurricane which is destroying the mansion

>>84736351
i actually completely agree.

>>84736351
I like rain because I don't have air conditioning

>>84736351
holy shit you actually don't like a weather because some people on the internet like it too, this isn't even bordline retarded if you literally unironically believe this you have brain damage

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>>84733580
fixed it for you, dogcuck

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>>84733580
Add weed and beer, then we're talking

>>84736055
Lower 90s and dry here in the New Mexican desert. Feels great

>>84736351
>every preference anyone has is about pretension

Stop being a faggot. People enjoy different weathers because they feel like it. Not everything is part of the 4chan-reddit identity war.

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>>84737375
>tfw I will never live in the American Southwest

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>>84737344
And acid too

>>84737493
ebin, ebin! upvote! here good sir have all my reddit gold you win the internets!!!!

>>84737510
Thanks for the (you)

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>>84733644
>coke
>not butterbeer
Pfft. Fag.

>>84733644
harry potter 1+2, le bacon, fluoride enhanced water, rain,

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rain+comfy snuggle blanky+the last samurai rain scene

>>84733610
Weren't they haradrim?

weed
the audio track to thx 1138 4eb playing on my iphone
the beach
arizona iced tea in my backpack

>Star Wars OT
>Chinese/Vietnamese food
>Beer
win

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>>84737865
>iphone

Snow>Rain
Cat>Annoying Meme Dog

Those are objective, the other two are subjective

>>84738021
>Likes cats over based dogs
Homo detected

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>>84737865
>playing on my iphone

>>84738099
>wanting a slobbering yipping attention whore who screams at passing traffic and strangers

>>84738203
Don't forget smells terrible and shits everywhere.

>>84738203
Dogs have been man's best friend since hunter gatherer times, no animal is that loyal and loving. If you raise it right it won't bark or misbehave.
A cat doesn't give a fuck about you, and will leave you for someone who gives them more food.
Also you need to be functional human being to own a dog, since you have to take it outside, I guess that's why you basement dwelling fucks can't have one.

>>84738329
>wanting an animal that devours furniture and shits and pisses everywhere when you're at work just and barks like some autistic child because it's """"loyal""""

>>84738329
>let me repeat all that bullshit dogcucks have made up

They are shit animals and you're disgusting if you let them into your home.

>>84738329
>A cat doesn't give a fuck about you
wrong, cats show affection toward their owners

>>84738329
>>Dogs have been man's best friend since hunter gatherer times
>unga bunga, me need work animal despite having no possible use for one in a modern society
You're literally wasting your time on a dumb animal that serves no function. You want to go for walks every day? You don't need a fucking mutt for that. My cat shits outside and buries it in the rosebushes, is obsessively clean, and maintenance costs are putting down food twice a day. In return, I get something warm and fluffy to stroke and enjoy, which is worth the price of admission.

Meanwhile, you're literally picking shit up off the floor, probably letting an animal lick your face, and you literally have to spend time with it or it'll die of boredom. And all you get in return is a slave that can't even perform a single useful task.

>>84738395
http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/602991/Cat-doesn-t-care-about-you-dogs

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/your-cats-dont-care-about-you-as-much-as-youd-like-to-think-10488147.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/14/cats-do-not-need-their-owners-scientists-conclude/

Sorry buddy, your cat is just playing you.

>>84737636
*reblogs your post*
LOL SUCH A NERD ECKSDEE

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>>84738478
>>84738355
None of the shit you're saying is true if you raise it properly, if you can't do that then don't get a dog.
Stick to cats.

>>84738486
>express.co.uk
>independent.co.uk
>telegraph.co.uk
cool sources, might as well post huffington post articles

>>84738486
>"Our findings don't disagree with the notion that cats develop social preferences or close relationships, but they do show that these relationships do not appear to be typically based on a need for safety and security."

do you even read the shit you cite?

>>84738579
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/01/140127-cats-pets-animals-nation-dogs-people-science/

>>84738556
>>None of the shit you're saying is true if you raise it properly
Tell me about your magic dog that shits in the toilet, dude.

Also, training your fucking animals? Is this the middle ages? I don't have time to burn like that, I have better things to do.

If I wanted something that would listen to commands and love me, I'd get a child. Dogs are just a weak substitute. The best pets are cats and tropical fish.

>>84738676
>Take it outside to shit
>Doesn't shit anywhere else
Whoa, who would have thought?

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sunday morning in autumn+a bowl of cereal+cup of tea+rewatching pic related

something more comfier simply doesn't exist

>>84733580
Fucking alt-right movies

>>84738755
>Take it outside to shit
That lump of shit on your lawn or in the street isn't going anywhere, buddy. Imagine being enough of a cuck to let your retarded child shit itself for 14 years until it dies, that's basically what being a dog owner is like.

>>84736351
Hahaha you're actually autistic.

tolkien was a racist

>>84738802
I go to the woods with the dog, it shits there, I don't pick it up, easy peasy, I also like going outside.
Don't have a sperg attack now billy.

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>>84733580
>tfw it's summer though
Normiest, less comfy season of them all... Can't wait for next wnter for sweet fantasy kino.

>your loving gf next to you on a plane
>a beautiful vanilla dusk sky full of clouds around you
>a cool glass of water to keep you refreshed
>your favorite songs playing in yor headphones
>enough money in your bank account to do whatever you want without worry

That is my perfect combo.

>>84738755
>take it outside while you work your 9-5

Magical dog

>>84734190
The stew in that movie was really looking tasty

>>84736351
Rains great. It's nice. Keeps are oxygen

>>84736351
This is actually true

>>84738928
I can just tell you have moobs

>>84738944

>are

Retard

>>84738928
The fuck is that green shit

>>84738970
It's actually not

>>84739050
something from the third world

>>84739069
Spot the r/depression poster

>dumplings
>lightening storm
>King fu Hussle
>comfortable couch with the heater on

>>84739050
>>84739073
>ameritards

>>84736405
Lmao xd

>>84739095
Spot the homo obsessed with reddit

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>>84739106
>mfw had the dvd copy of kung fu hustle
>over the years it got sanded down or corrupted
>download the blu ray
>mfw all the sudden a lot more blood in every action scene

>>84739147
nope, europoor

>>84739095
The rains just nice. I hate the wind. I like to sit out in the sun but only when it's really hot. When it's mostly just cloudy and sunny rain is the best.

>>84739159
Go watch rain roll down the window with your tears while you listen to the smashing pumpkins you fag

>>84737814
No

>>84738556
>if you just treat your pet like a second job a dog is great
Get fucked, fuckwit. Dogs are more inconvenient than cats no matter what. You have to walk them, let them outside to piss/shit, pick up their shit, train them, etc. Dogs are for people who demand affection and don't get it from humans.

>>84737900
>>84738184
will poorfags ever learn?

>>84739205
Cringe

>>84739163
>sanded down
the fuck?

>>84739050
>>84739073
Are you two retarded?

>>84736433
>he cares he gets wet
lmao

>>84739229
>not regularly sandpapering your DVDs

>>84739212
Some people like training dogs and going outside.
But I guess it's unfathomable to you that people like things other than fapping in the basement and watching mlp.
Also you're autistic.

>>84739266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugt95EtPB20
ur so fucking cool dude

>>84739292
>all these buzzwords

Why is this board so underage lately?

>>84739205
>triggered

>>84738478
>I get something warm and fluffy to stroke and enjoy
You're implying dogs aren't warm and fluffy.

>>84739319
Been here since 2006, try again.

>>84739216
Poorfags are the ones who can't get a good set of speakers and have to listen to stuff on their phone's shitty speaker with terrible quality.

>>84738897
Most adult dogs can hold it in while you work if they're trained properly.

>>84739292
>some people like
What a garbage argument. Some people like training cats to use the toilet. That doesn't mean cats don't shit in litter boxes, you retard. I like going outside for hikes and runs, but I don't want to have to pick up logs of shit every time I do those things.

>>84739343
>trying this hard

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>>84738478
>he's a male over 18 who owns a cat

>>84739366
>if they're trained properly

You keep repeating that all through the thread.

The fact is that most dogs AREN'T trained properly, they are violent, filthy, stinky, loud annoying pieces of shit that shouldn't be allowed in an urban space.

>>84739372
>Argument
I'm only stating why I like dogs, it's you autismos that are treating this like a battle to death.

>>84736351
fuck you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4gEFZ0TJ8o

>>84739163
>DVD acting like a vhs
Good shit, imo.

>>84739372
>That doesn't mean cats don't shit in litter boxes
But, they don't? If you have a cat flap, or an open window, a cat will happily shit outside, and you don't have to go fishing for poop and piss chunks like a dog owning cuck.

>>84739212
>Dogs are for people who demand affection and don't get it from humans.

Why do all angry loners have a cat then?

>>84736351
I fucking love you so damn much

>>84739446
Cats are better company than humans.

>>84739366
>dog will not piss or shit at any point for 8-10 hours

Haha

>>84736351
>we're at the point where everything is so reddit that we cant talk about the weather without noticing that its reddit

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> no comfy gay kino ITT
> wine

Earthquake + hungry in japan + watching napoleon dynamite again on your day off +too suicidal to obey the tsunami warning.

2011 was a hell of year for me.

>>84739477
Why would you leave your dog alone for that long?

>>84739477
They don't, I've had dogs my entire life, none of them shat inside while I was at work.
Puppies can do it the first months, but that's about it.

>>84739531
what job can you do there? did you get some yellow qt gf?

>>84739535
Work anon
Not all of us are neets living in our parents' house
Some of us like to have money to pursue our autistic interests
>>84739556
Why would you do this?
Go on the internet and tell lies?

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>>84739417
>women think being depressed is when Chad dumps them

They really have no idea do they

>>84739223
>>84739320
>gets called out for being reddit
>uses reddit buzzword comebacks
christ

>>84739446
That's a pop culture stereotype, retard.

where I live it rains all the fucking time though

>>84736351
>rain is reddit
well done on being the autist of the day

>>84739649
nice

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>>84733580
Eating while watching kino is inherently plebeian, but the pepperoni launched you into turbopleb territory.

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>>84739599
well, since their very nature is to have cum hole filled to perpetuate life on earth, then it's logic she gets depressed... but yes she just could swap with the indian, which she kind of does, until the other comes back. easy.

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>>84733580
>tfw you're so overwhelmed by troubles of your life you cannot enjoy simple things

>>84738651
>Trusting (((National Geographic)))

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>>84739771
you should

>>84739406
Your "Reasons" are shit.

Nothing will compare to the immense comfort of staying home from school and watching a game show with a nice hot beverage.
Comfy levels increase tenfold when you're watching Catchphrase or something and you realise that if you were in school, you'd be doing maths or some shit

>>84736351
You say that because you live in a cold country, here in brazil (sao paulo) its often very fucking hot and people in the bus and metro STINK and during hot days everyone is in the edge theres fights breaking out everywhere for multiple dumb reasons and BUGS at day wasps at night mosquitoes, but when its cold and raining, suddenly the stink is gone, everyone is too busy conserving heat to fight each others, no bugs at day no bugs at night, and taking a confy hot shower when you come home while its raining outside is one of the joys of modern life that rarely gets enough praise, and to top it off to lay down and sleep with the sound of the rain outside is just a majestic way to end the day.

Rain is fucking awesome when you live in a hot country.

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>>84739383
>He's a male over 12 who owns a dog

>>84739598
>Work anon
Not all of us are neets living in our parents' house
Some of us like to have money to pursue our autistic interests

That's just mean on the dog. Not a life to live

>>84736351
I love when a post phrases the thoughts I have but couldn't quite put into words

>>84736770
FUCKING LOL

>>84739649
Where do you live?

>>84739486

Insane, isn't it?

>>84739876
So only neets or children should have dogs?
Acceptable.

>>84739838
Real talk
I'm actually sorry for stooping to this level of banal bickering over pointless shit.
I really don't want to spend my Saturday discussing which is better of cats and dogs on fucking 4chan, you have your opinion I have mine.
I like cats as well FYI.
Have a good Saturday, don't waste your time with pointless trivial arguments, as I won't after this post.

I hope you feel as ashamed as I do.

>>84739820
That's disgusting, leave that shit in america.

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>>84739599
They can never know, anon. They literally don't have the capacity to know.

>>84739937
Inside the pissing bowl

>>84739965
Just get someone to stay with him for a couple of hours. Like a family member

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>>84740014
>still living with family

>>84739983
The only true cucks are in Europe

Except for eastern euros, they're pretty based

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>>84739855
>tfw no busty latina gf
why live in islamic yurope

>>84737287
>no meat
>toxoplasma spreading animal

t. numale

>>84740066
Then why is everyone I know racist in some way or another?

>>84740103
>Wanting an animal that can't take care of itself
t. numale

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>>84733580

>>84740034
Obviously if you were living with family there would already be someone there to see to the dog. Just get someone to pop round. Fucktard

>>84736351
So much projecting.

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thanks

>>84740242
what is that food? Is it for children?

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>>84740290
what i'm having for dinner right now

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Witness me

>>84736351
Best post of the day.

>>84740330
why is your remote wrapped in plastic?

>>84733678
I member that thread

>>84740363
Not his picture, you see it all the time in foodgore threads on /ck/

>>84736351
Hahahaha honestly this is the epitome of 4chan branded autism but I fucking love it

>>84736537
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>84740404
faggot redditor

>>84740393
You do know know that the picture is originally from /tv/ right?

>>84740520
/tv/ and /ck/ are practically the same board.

>>84736351
This post has the power to expose redditors
>4chan regulars will agree
>redditors will bash it with buzzwords™

>>84740582
maybe now after the reddit(you) invasion

>>84740627
reddit is a buzzword

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>>84736351
This so much.

>>84739992
>tfw biologically hardwired to be attracted those who will never ever understand

Life is truly suffering

>>84740656
I never had any of these.
>never seen lost in translation
>never seen the snow
>never had a donut
>never had a fancy coffee

Can you put all this in a box and send it to me?

>>84740660
please kill yourself

>>84736351
I saw this posted before. Is anyone else having deja vu or is this just being turned into pasta?

>>84740749
>beer and sweet pastries

Terrible combination senpai

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>>84736351
Jesus fucking Christ, I don't know what's worse: the delusional shit you wrote or that I don't think you're trolling. I like rain - in fact, mild thunderstorms are the best. But it has nothing to do with feeling melancholic or "deep" you stupid fuck. It's just pleasing to look at and listen to, nothing more, nothing less. Wannabe adults like you, who think they've to it all figured out, are the fucking worst.

>>84736433
>i hate rain
>it's wet and cold... and it gets everywhere

>>84740728
you can go to your nearest coffee shop and knock out half of these in like half an hour

>>84740728
Anon have you really never had a donut?

>>84738355
>>84738478
>t. Never owned a dog before

I've owned both and dogs are superior. And no, they don't shit all over the place after you potty train them as puppies.

>>84740895
>>84740901

Third world mate ... life is reddit

>>84733580
Lying in bed only feels good when you are in school or working. When you are out of work you feel like you are a waste of space and should be doing something productive with your life.

>>84740940
That's not what you're supposed to use t. For you spaz

>>84741024
Except when you're a wagecuck you have no time to lay in bed

What a predicament

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>>84734073
really makes you think

>>84740149
>dogs can't take care of themselves

What kind of a fucking meme is this? I wouldn't get a dog until I lived in the country, dogs can survive no bother out there if left to roam free.

Enjoy your parasites anyway!

>>84736351
>the weather can be reddit now
What happened to this site...

>>84733610
>Doesn't know the lay of the land
Jesus christ, you're a fucking plebeian.

>>84741239
Contrarianism has reached such a stage that you hate the rain simply because others love it.

I hope this is as far as we go but I have been mistaken before.

>>84741209
If you let your dog roam free, it will bite someone causing it to be put down.

>>84741024
I disagree

I fucking love being a NEET. Just thinking back to the two summers when I worked shitty manual labor jobs and can now just sleep in my comfy NEETshack instead is amazing

>>84736351
Upvoted xD epic post bro!

Edit: thx for the gold kind sir!!!!

>>84741239
It is though

It's the meteorological epitome of reddit

>>84741294
Only if the dog was abused or mistreated.

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>>84740627
>4chan regulars will agree with a Reddit-tier post

>>84741294
That's not what you said you fool also you're assuming it would. There are plenty of stray dogs that are friendly and or hide away.

Once again, cats are selfish and serve NO function to MEN other than keeping mice away, but then again men don't care about mice.

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Harry Potter and LotR are cozy but I think PotC is as well.

>>84741348
>cats are selfish
When will this meme end.

>>84741330
It also happens with perfectly normal dogs.

>>84740103
>disgusting animal who eats it's own
vomit and craps all over the house is better than a cat who could literally survive on a diet of bugs, mice, and dirty gutter water

>>84741325
You have actual mental issues if you unironically believe this, matey.

>>84741390
No it doesn't.
you must be muslim or something, they are the only ones that I know that have this weird mistrust of dogs that you have.

>>84736351
This. I'm so above it all.

>>84741435
Yes it does.

>>84739486
hello, summer friend

>>84741389
First 2 are legitimately kino. From the music, to the set pieces, to the sea battles.

>>84741348
>and serve NO function to MEN
Dogs serve even less of a purpose if you don't live on a fucking farm.

>>84733580
>Pizza.
>Not eating a medium rare 24 oz cowboy burger with your bare hands.

pleb

>>84741420
>not having mental issues
>>>/reddit/

O U T

>>84741460
Literally what makes that anon, summer? If anything was summer it would be to act like a fucking tryhard copy cat and screech about reddit every ten minutes to fit in.

>>84741435
Yes it does happen with so-called normal dogs. And may I ask what you think is wrong with being muslim?

>>84733610
nigger thats the only way into mordor. They trailed the south and west side of those mountains all the way around from the other side to get to the only known entrance, their only other option was going the even longer way around up the east and north sides, but that is even harder.

>>84741484
>Dogs serve even less of a purpose

How so and you can't just discount because FARM lmao

Dogs act as security for the house, they get help if their owner is injured, they work as guide dogs, sled dogs, they help their owners get exercise through walks.

>>84741525
>And may I ask what you think is wrong with being muslim?

you blew it anon

>>84741522
i'ts literally a copypasta, you fucking inbred

>>84741589
You didn't tell him what was wrong with being Muslim, though. I know 4chan thinks all Muslims are one sect but at least try a bit harder.

>>84738099
Except that breed of dog acts like a cat,get a proper dog like a german shepard or something.

>>84741525
Didn't say that it was something wrong with being muslim, I said that most people that I know that loathe dogs for some weird reason are muslims.
And no, dogs raised with love will trust humans, and won't attack them unless provoked.

>>84741610
>saying hello summer friend
>is a copy pasta
Look at how new you are

>>84741525
>>84741619

>Following any religion that limits your lifestyle in the following ways:

-Restrictions on owning dogs
-not allowed to eat pork
-no alcohol
-have to fast for 30 days

Fuck all that shit. Every religion is fucking stupid, Islam is a danger to western societal values as its the only one gaining strength and radicals atm. Its teachings are contrary to western progressive values, it can fuck right off.

>>84741348
>serve NO function to MEN other than keeping mice away
My grandfather who was rancher preferred cats because they earned their keep by killing mice, snakes, and crows.
And he always said all a dog is good for companionship and shitting on your floor

>>84741675
Also this, I'm not even a /pol/faggot, I'm progressive and liberal as fuck, and that's why I have a problem with the spreading of islam trough Europe.

>>84741675
>its the only one gaining strength and radicals atm
>only one
Not even religious but you sound like a reactionary faggot who gets world news from Fox. You sound absolutely sheltered if you think this.

>>84741582
>>Dogs act as security for the house,
You mean "bark their heads off at everything for no good reason". Honestly, if you need an attack dog, just buy a fucking gun, they're a lot more reliable.
>they get help if their owner is injured,
Maybe don't live alone, and you won't have this issue.
>they work as guide dogs, sled dogs,
These are literally both even less common than farms, you stupid cunt.
>they help their owners get exercise through walks.
If you seriously need a dog to motivate you to WALK, you're beyond help.

>>84738486
Three sources, all three being UK tabloids infamous for shitty, integrity-less, harshly biased, and wrongful reporting, all using the same singular piece of evidence specifically for your case. Neck yourself you stupid fuck.

How the fuck did you retards turn a comfy thread about your favorite things into an autistic screeching match about rain and cats vs dogs?

>>84741821
Because people who hate dogs aren't even human.

>>84741748
In my country and my continent it's the only one which is attempting to gain power. We literally have sharia courts and sharia zones in countries over here. They've taken over entire zones and you can't walk 10 feet in my city without seeing a burkha clad woman walking around in the heat just because a retarded book written by a warmongerer told her to.

They do not integrate AT ALL with the values of my country and nation so yes I do have a problem with the majority of people who follow the growing religion of Islam.

No other religion is growing as fast and even the other ones that are growing I don't see influencing our culture, ideas, laws and ways of life over here.

>reactionary faggot

I don't watch Fox News, I read my own leftist news media which promotes helping refugees and giving citizenship to immigrants so no I'm not being reactionary because LOL FOX NEWS xD, I'm being realist because I see the changes and differences and danger with my own eyes in everyday life you stupid blind cunt.

>>84741758
>"bark their heads off at everything for no good reason"
>buy a gun
Illegal in my country and if I could I'd have the dogs to ward off any criminals and the gun to shoot if they did come in and aren't savaged by the dogs
>Maybe don't live alone, and you won't have this issue.
My brother has a wife and three kids and has 2 guard dogs because both he and the wife feel safer with them. It's nothing to do with living alone you dumb fuck.
>Guide dogs are less common than farms
No shit but I don't see cats to help with autism and blind people you dumb fuck. You aren't exactly helping your own argument here are you? I'm easily rattling off why dogs are more purposeful than cats.
>If you seriously need a dog to motivate you to WALK, you're beyond help.

They're a companion for exercise and can run with you even if you're cycling. You obviously don't understand social interaction. It is in fact loners who own cats and everyone knows that.

>>84740728
>never seen the snow
You live in the desert or something?

>>84741675
Am I the only one that still goes to church when I can

>>84733709
>not snacking on that moist pussy dew

rain is reddit weather

>>84742179
South america.

>>84734190
Watching this in winter actually was comfy.

>>84741888
>THERE IS SHARIA LAW HERE!!! REEEE REFUGEES BAD REEEE! I SAW A WOMAN WITH A BURKA ONCE! THAT MEANS I LIVE IN SHARIA LAW!!!
holy fuck, man. Relax. Unless you literally live in a Islamist state, I highly doubt even a quarter of this is accurate.

>>84741888
0In my country and my continent it's the only one which is attempting to gain power.
Like I said, sheltered and a reactionary.
>No other religion is growing as fast and even the other ones that are growing I don't see influencing our culture, ideas, laws and ways of life over here
Because you are ignoring Christianity for some reason. I guess you don't have a problem with a billion Christians though, amirite? I mean, it's not like there is a minority percentage of Christian extremism in the world...nope, only Muslims do that and literally all sects are responsible for extremist cells. Yeah?

>>84733610
i cant believe 3 autists didnt get the joke

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>>84743828
>Capitalise everything and make it seem like your opponent is freaking out

Fuck off, once again you stupid blind cunt, everything I said is firstly accurate, you can even look that shit up, the mainstream media are even reporting on it, stuff WE'VE been seeing for years now.

Islam is an absolute danger to progressive western values.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_child_sex_abuse_ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2lWlwveU-0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharia_patrols

I don't know why you think I have this unwarranted hatred of Islam above other religions. I couldn't give a fuck what religion you follow but when it starts to affect or change the way of life for myself, my country's laws or my community then I will fight back.

I am a progressive person against any backward ideologies and islam at the moment is the biggest.

>>84739726
Jesus senpai thats TOO comfy

>>84739726
I have those slippers too

watching anything whatsoever after my gf sucked my dick and im falling asleep

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>>84736351
wait I like rain but only because in rain fucking normalfags can't meet and have a good time.
Am I reddit in that case?

>>84743940
> I guess you don't have a problem with a billion Christians though, amirite?

Did I say I didn't? But at the moment in Christianity I dont fucking see Women walking the streets in fully cladded black clothes in soaring heat. I don't see christian courts specific to the religion, I don't see christians not integrating, I don't see christians banning the drinking of alcohol and pork, I don't see christians hating on dogs, I don't see christians preaching the imposing of their "sharia laws", and I don't see christians being strict to their deluded cult as much as islam.

Once again, Islam is the FASTEST growing religion in the world. It is growing enormously in the West too. Its teachings are against secularism and the progressive nature of western society. I am tolerant of muslims but I absolutely despise the ideology they follow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pCezjeU0ws

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>>84733580
>MOVIE RELEASED IN THE WINTER
>WATCH IT IN THE RAIN
HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING DUMB TOLIKIEN INTENDED US TO WATCH IT IN THE SNOW

>MOVIE'S MAIN CHARACTER IS A RACE THAT ONLY FARMS AND EATS
>EAT SOME CRAP THAT ISNT NATURAL HOBBIT FOOD
FUCKING RETARD

>>84743940
Also trying to deflect the conversation to other religions when its irrelevant as we all know that RIGHT NOW the majority of terrorist attacks are by muslims and in the name of Islam, and right now it is muslims killing gay people, and opposing the rights of women.

>>84744004
>those links
Holy shit, bud. You may have actual brain damage. The Sharia Patrols were condemned by the Muslim community and that isn't state sanctioned Sharia Law you dumb faggot. You don't live under Sharia Law. That sex ring had to do with Pakistanies....

>>84744164
>RIGHT NOW the majority of terrorist attacks are by muslims and in the name of Islam
That literally has not been true until like half a year ago. Majority of all terror attacks are non-Jihadists according to the global terrorist statistics.

>>84736770
hahahahahahahaha

>>84741543
What
There are multiple roads into mirror from the east you quintuple nigger

>>84733580
How can you have enough pizza to last for 14 hours?

>>84744256
One pizza has enough calories for ~30 hours of living.

>>84735264
Chris Pine is that you?

>>84744256
So easy to spot Non-Americans.

>>84744299
I confess.

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>>84733644
>harry potter 1+2
As the only comfy movies of the series, this is an acceptably patrician choice if not in a middle earth mood.

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>>84744207
And the Nazi SA were criticised by the general german public too. That didn't stop it. So was communism at the time too. So was Pol Pot.
>>84744231
I'm speaking on a purely religious basis. I have a hatred for many other ideologies too, don't worry but right now its ISLAM and ISLAM only that is affecting Europes culture and way of life.

>>84744004
liberal faggot
I bet you think race mixing is okay too.

>>84734163
>having sex with the same woman more than once
Fucking cuck ass mother fucker, genghis khan that shit and move on

>>84737636
Does butterbeer even exist?+

>>84739363
t. Doesn't have the spare cash to buy an iPhone outright and also already own a vintage amplifier and set of speakers

>m...my android has all the custom settings I like!!

That's called being cash-poor and time-rich anon. Some of us have fulfilling jobs and relationships.

>>84744112
>I don't see christian courts specific to the religion
Is this bait? Am I falling for bait this whole time? I can't tell. Here in the US, we literally put the 10 Commandments in courthouse lobbies. What fucking rock do you live under?

You should have a problem with extremism, not with all Muslims because you don't think all of them "integrate" enough, that's such a dumb /pol/ meme. I'm not religious and I don't like religion but even I am able to separate religion from extremism in my head so I know who to be angry at.

>>84744427
They have some shitty version of it in the HP amusement park, but it obviously doesn't have the great taste of the drink in the book.

>>84736351
>he doesn't own land that needs quenching
You just be 18 to post here faggot

>>84744443
>already own a vintage amplifier and set of speakers

Then why do you listen to music on your iPhone, dumbass?

>>84744350
That graph is such bullshit. Look up the actual global terrorist statistics that are polled by at least a dozen different countries, non-Jihadist attacks were at a higher frequency and rate for decades up until 2015.

Everything else you wrote is just some boogeyman false equivolence horseshit. You aren't trying very hard not to sound like a reactionary, bud.

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>>84737865
>iphone

>>84744147
autism not even once

>>84740184
>hey can you spend 2 hours five times a week going to my house to make a dog feel good
I have a job and no dog because I live in London. Sometimes I think I should get wife'd up just so there was someone to look after a dog with me.

>>84738928
I can smell you from here

>>84744508
It's called going outside with headphones on. If I was hanging out in the park with chad and stacey I'm sure I'd invest in a Bluetooth speaker but this is not the reality of my existence

>>84744476
>10 commandments in courthouse lobbies

Sorry are the laws of your country purely based on whats in the Bible and what Jesus Christ said? Because that's what Sharia law is about in relation to the Koran you uneducated fuck. Those 10 commandments don't discriminate against women, gays, and ban a variety of different common place actions and opinions.

I have said already I have a problem with extremism, I would fight against catholics, Jews, hindus if they tried to impose their beliefs and seep their ideas into society, but right now they aren't. Right now I see them for the most part being progressive, not being involved in the majority violent terrorist attacks, and not being deluded brainwashed batshit crazy individuals.

Islam is an organised cult brainwashed hivemind attempting to impose their beliefs on the rest of the world. It is the only majority force like this in the world and I will fight to the death against it even if it means turning to another more progressive religion for comrades.

I don't care about your opinion because you will see in 20 years, you will see as your kids grow up the degradation of our western liberal ideologies. It will start with the sharia zones and patrols (already tried a bit like hitler testing the Western forces with taking the Rhineland), it will then spread with the courts (which already exist), and once they have enough power they will silence any liberal or moderate muslims just like the Nazis. I can't wait to see the smug Russel Brand types have their little gender neutral progressive smugs wiped from their faces as gay people are persecuted like in Chechyna, and everyday foods like Pork and the consumption of alcohol becomes taboo. It will be a joy to watch but I'll be ready to fight back. Now fuck off you blind bastard. You're lucky to live in America, a land of more freedom than the European socialist empire. Please feel free to try educate me on my own society and culture though!

>>84744765
>this is what being unhinged looks like

>>84744584
>graph is such bullshit
Explain why if that graph is properly sourced. It's not boogeyman false equivolence to say right now that Islam is the biggest threat to my communitys way of life.

I will never be ok with a completely different unintegrated culture replacing the native population in my country.

>>84740363
Grandmas house

>>84744810
Thanks for the debate, I enjoy using facts, real world examples from my own society, and the undeniable truth to educate people on the degradation of the progressive western values Europe and my ancestors fought to achieve.

Now fuck off back to pract

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>>84743378
UNA VELA
AJSJKAKSJAKSJAKSJAKSJAKSJAK
Did I do it right?

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>>84744765
>Christians aren't trying to impose their beliefs on law and culture
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>84741475
Agreed, third goes off rails

>>84744831
>I will never be ok with a completely different unintegrated culture replacing the native population in my country.
AND there it is.

early morning blinds open white natural light
winter time/snow
heated blanket
hot choc
the matrix trilogy

>>84741746
You best start believing in /pol/ you are one.

>>84733580
should i get the LotR in blu-ray or will the difference not be major

>>84736351
pretty funny.

for real though i just like rain, specifically storms, cause i love all the sounds. i could sit on my porch and chill for hours watching a heavy rainfall

>>84744947
The real intent of globalists?

>>84744947
>>84744911
Thanks, it's good to have freedom of speech. I know I'm right in my predictions for the future, and I 100% know I'm correct with saying Islam is the biggest danger to western values because I see it in my everyday life. I don't have to debate any further with people who don't understand why, who are either muslims themselves or don't understand its affect on Western life. One day maybe you will, I hope for the sake of continued progressive ideas.

>>84745129
>REEEE DA GLOBALIST BOOGEYWOOGEYS ARE BADDDD!!!
At least switch up your narrative a bit.

>>84744147
by that logic we should all be watching this while walking through a forrested hillside while smoking pipeweed, singing merry songs, and slaying roving bands of orcs.

>>84744313
I don't know man, I also really enjoyed the 3rd one as well, even though it was vastly different in tone.

>>84736770

Wow. Holy crapola, is this the best post in this entire thread??

>>84745185
He's not wrong, leaders are saying every European country needs to be more multicultural and that one culture shouldn't be dominant. It's not a conspiracy. It's an attempt to take complete control through mixing different cultural beliefs. Soon we will be one fully consumerist society even more so than now with the replacing of entire seperate cultures into one big melting pot. it's going to be so fun and progressive! There won't be any problems at all! Yippee!

After their done with Europe they'll probably destroy Islam in the middle east.

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>>84745204
>he doesn't do just that
People, come, take a look and laugh at this pleb.

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>>84736351
>Rain is the weather for normies

This is why i love the chan.

>>84745061
Bluray looks shit but has all the extra goodies. Depends really

>food in bed
Disgusting. You probably have socks on while you get in bed

>>84745288
extended or theatrical?

>>84745171
>I'm 100 percent correct and I hope my doomsday scenario comes true just to prove you correct that refugees are literally going to destroy western society

>>84745061
I think the blu-ray got hit with some very obvious colour corrections, making it all very green looking but I'm not sure if later releases have fixed that already. Wither way, if you're talking about the extended collectors edition you definitely should, if only for all the extra content and making-of, which is all comfy-kino in its own right.

>>84745380
thanks

i really like the look of the original extended edition sleeves. think i might pull the trigger and get em.

>>84745253
>he literally thinks there is a dubious Illuminati-tier plot to control the world through "forced" multiculturalism
>and it's not just populations gradually mixing with each other in first world, technologically advanced free nations that have welcomed immigration for literal centuries.

>>84745357
FotR EE
TTT is debatable.
RorK is certainly theatrical. Most of the added scenes (except for Boromir scene in TTT for example) are silly Jacksonesque humor scenes which completely destroy the mood. Also the blurays have the blue tint going on if I remember correctly.

>>84744857
""Facts""

https://www.state.gov/j/ct/rls/crt/2015/257526.htm

>>84745255
>not watching lotr while mounting a horseback charge into enemy lines with your brothers in arms and fellow countrymen to defend the freedom of your people and all that is good in this world, against all hopes and odds while hopelessly outnumbered, but you do it anyway, for your people, your country, and your king.
No anon, you are the pleb.

>>84745480
>are silly Jacksonesque humor scenes which completely destroy the mood
Holy shit you are retarded. Return adds Saruman's death along with other vital scenes. Get out pleb, I bet you think they are too long also.

>>84745370
Oh no don't worry I hope it won't in reality, I mean if I really wanted it to come true I wouldn't try debate you on it would I? But I see how pointless it is to debate with the defenders of Islam. I hope one day you will see the dangers of Islam because I've recently seen it in its true form.

Every day I do get closer to giving up though because of narrow-mindedness. We are bending over backwards to facilitate Islam. I don't want an ideology in my nation hellbent on control like that, especially when it wants to ban a number of things my culture enjoys. It continues to grow and be supported in its growth and ways of life, and nothing I or the thousands of other native populace with concerns say can do anything about it. It's sad really and hence why it's impossible to not be a little nihilistic desu. I've definitely become a libertarian in recent years and actively promote self survival and individualism. I'm starting to lose any interest in my community and its pathetic love of Islam.
>>84745501
Yeah good facts for backing up my argument thanks. Top 4 terrorist groups are all following Islamic values, the other is a communist group.

Let's also look at where terrorist attacks are taking place. They look like really secular countries don't they? Definitely not countries which follow Islamic teachings and government laws. You're a right dumb fuck aren't you lol. In fact looking at that all those countries it's Islamic terrorism that's top of the list KEK

>>84736351
>even weather is now reddit
I love this place, please never change.

>>84745595
Nice strawman you fucking faggot. No I don't think it's too long. Also Saruman's death was handled badly, it should have been re-shot. The Mouth of Sauron is debatable, but the way it ends with Aragorn just beheading the guy mid sentence is just bizarre. As for other scenes, for example the the paths of the dead scenes (Aragorn Legolas and Gimli running away from skulls) is just plain fucking retarded. Most of the serious scenes were put in there with the idea to make it look "more cool", which works against the tone of the movie. I'm not even getting into "Gandalf your staff is broken" bullshit.

>>84745595
He's right on some parts though, some of the gimli scenes are a bit too much and bring me kind of out of it, emphasis on kind of, as they are still brief scenes, and kinda funny i m h o

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>>84745623
Buddy, I don't think you looked at the stats. Non-Jihadist attacks are literally more common, more freuquent and at higher rates over time than Jihadist-based attacks. It's like you can't read statistics. Pic relared is from FBI stats up until 2005 regarding American homeland attacks, btw.

At this point we are debating feefees...

>>84745840
Oh. So you are a major pleb? Thought so.

>>84745971
I've already said everything I had to say. I see a bunch of Islamic countries suffering from the highest rate of Terrorism. It's all internal muslims blowing each other up in the same name of their different Islamic beliefs. That's Islamic terrorism.

>2005

We're talking about now.

Please post the stats from the link you posted because what I deduce is Islamic terrorism.

I don't see non jihadi in my countries btw. Non jihadi terrorists are not the biggest threats to my communitys values atm. So stop please. I'm talking about my country and society and its progressive values, not the world as a whole. Right now Islam is the biggest threat. I don't see what you don't understand about that?

>>84746109
>We're talking about now.
Right, but we are looking at rates over time...
>Please post the stats from the link you posted because what I deduce is Islamic terrorism.
I'm convinced you are illiterate, that is not what the stats said.
>this is happening in my country
Which is where? Fucking tell me. What western nation do you live in that has sharia law in it?

You are full of shit, matey. You're a reactionary and a libertarian on top of that. Levels of retarded. I wouldn't be surprised if you were /pol/.

>>84746532
>Right, but we are looking at rates over time...
No we're talking about now and how my community is changing.
>I'm convinced you are illiterate, that is not what the stats said.
So it's a coincidence all those countries are majority muslim following islamic sharia laws?
>this is happening in my country
I didn't say Sharia was in place yet but I see it. I see Islam growing to a point where it is followed by the majority of the population, that is worrying to me as a non muslim progressive especially when I look at Islamic countries in those stats you provided.

Also reactionary is not a negative term. It is ok to react to something that is in opposition to your way of life.

>>84746631
WHAT country???