What did Gandalf mean by this?

>>84729730
The eagles you fucking moron

He was telling them to run away from the advancing goblins.

>>84729730
>Fulova Took!
Why does he call Merry by this name? Is it Elvish for something

>>84729730
Fly the eagles to Mordor, idiots!

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Do you think Grandelf fondled the Hobbits while they slept?

>Flee you nincompoops!
What was meant by this

>>84729746
>He was telling them to run away from the advancing goblins.

That's just your head-canon, Gandalf never told them to run from anything.

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>where was gon......

Did he just forget his lines?

He told them to fly, over the rainbow, so high.
His dream was to fly
Over the rainbow so high
HAYE

>>84729730
he was saying
>file you fools
it was tax season and they didn't have time to do their taxes on the road, so they had auditors after them.

Why do people think the eagles was a plot hole?

>there's a great lidless eye that sees all

Sauron would've seen Eagles coming from miles away and would've sent fell beasts to rip them apart and take the ring.

That's why Gandalf wanted to use hobbits, for their stealth.

>>84729730
He wanted the fellowship to fly out of Moria with eagles

>>84729730
Actually he's saying DIE YOU FOOLS because he was so pissed at them fucking up

>>84729730
He actually meant file you fools in regard to filing your taxes

>>84729746
The bridge fell. They were in no danger at that point.

>>84730745
That's why Gandalf entrusted the ring to a hobbit. The shire is a tax shelter, auditors couldn't detect it.

>>84729730
It's a surreal wakeup call to anglo nations. He is referring to what is known as "white flight" wherein white people are forced to leave their cities/countries because they have become irreparably infested with undesirables.

>>84730906
But the Elves were already doing that

By "fly" he meant "go upwards," in reference to the Fellowship's overseas holdings at that point, which were surely going to tank after news of the Barlog's revival reached the elvish markets. It was a quick way to convey the concept "float your hedges to avoid financial ruin you idiots," which would have been a clunky and awkward line given the context of the scene.

>>84730806
But what if they hid the ring inside their asses?

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Battle of Helms deep is the Siege of Vienna

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>>84729730
He meant fly as in "fly like the wind" in a steady retreat to safety.

>>84730933
You can't "hide" a listed asset in other assets. It's like trying to hide money in your wallet you fool

>>84730975
No no, like frodos ass. They could eat the ring and then the big red eye won't be able to find it.
They could have done that even if they walked.

>>84730897
wtf so why did Sauron appoint special prosecutors from Witch King and Associates?
Was this even legal?

They weren't even supposed to have jurisdiction outside of the Angmar district.

>>84731073

he made it legal

The whole Balrog scene was pretty lame imho. And Tolkien is a real hack for naming the big bad of the 1st book after a street fighter character.

>>84730924
Kek