D'aww Man With Everything Want HUG!!!

>>84729695
Based Boo Hoo My Life Sucks Balls poster

I love how /reddit9k/ not understanding this movie on even a basic level is pretty much the same thing as women not understanding Master and Commander on a basic level.

You are the same as what you hate.

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>>84729695

I agree with OP. Seriously, what the fuck was his problem?

>>84729695

>thinking that money and sex are the keys to happiness

This is how you know you've spotted a pleb.

>>84729921
More like how you spot a pleb that's also a virgin and poor.

>>84729891
I'm a gloomy filter?

>>84729921
Pretty much all physical problems can be solved with money and pretty much all emotional problems can be solved with sex.

>>84729695

Don't you see that's the fucked up part? How would you feel if you had everything he does, only for it to leave you empty? I know that's a hard concept to grasp beyond your Mountain Dew and chicken tendies, but c'mon man.

If you think sex and a big dick is literally all there is to life you're infinitely sadder than even normies.

>>84729892
:the movie

>>84729944
Dumb and a poor virgin. Holy shit, were your parents trying to win loser BINGO or something?

>>84729954

That must be why so many millionaire celebrities overdose and die young.

>>84729977
They do that because they accidentally overdose

>>84729976
But I hate gloomy filters.

>>84729954
You are an idiot.

>>84730005
A very obtuse idiot.

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>>84729968
Don't forget being handsome and wealthy and, by extension, charismatic because of those. People always forget that part.

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>>84730029
The point is that those people don't deserve sympathy. They have EVERYTHING and can do whatever they want and still act like their life is so terrible. They're not people you can relate to and emphasizing their "suffering" only trivializes people's actual problems.

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>ITT: People with working brains try to reason with /retard9k/

You might as well be a person with an IQ over 70 trying to reason with the average alt-right neckbeard. You're just wasting your time.

>>84730075

Go be a stupid abnormalshit on your containment board /reddit9k/.

based OP constantly reminding /tv/ of the travesty of a film that was Shame

>>84730075

The irony here. Someone's life is less important because they have money? And people wonder why the rich despise the poor.

>>84730029
Seriously.

>Rich
>Beautiful Condominium overlooking a water feature
>Amazing white collar job with an office space overlooking the city.
>Beautiful and talented sister who also wanted to fuck him
>incredibly charismatic, charming, and hasome, easily manipulates women into fucking him

I just don't understand why /tv/ defends him as if they can relate to him. It's almost like everyone here has the same qualities as the main character does.

>>84730089
Cringe at this Redditcuck post complete with memepool LMFAO

>>84730105
Faggot OP samefagging his dumb thread.

>>84730121
>Someone's life is less important because they have money?
>being this shit at reading comprehension

Also you're not rich, you'll never be rich, stop acting as if you are. It's pathetic and you literally cuck yourself.

>>84730134

>LE CRINGE XD

Ironic.

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>>84729892

>>84730025
t. defeated idiot

>>84730161
>Because I'm a poor third world shitskin everyone else here must be too

/reddit9k/ never ceases to amaze with their fucking stupidity.

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I feel amazong aside from the gaping hole a lack of female companionship leaves in my heart

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>>84730125
They wish they were like him so bad that they start believing they actually ARE like him and so feel obliged to protect him.

>>84730185
No, you're wrong and stupid. Go ahead and check off that you "defeated" someone in an internet argument on your neckbeard argument board though, I know it's all you have in life.

>>84730190
Stop kidding yourself. You're not rich. You're a failure and always will be. You're just making yourself more pathetic by protecting the ones that see you as subhuman.

>>84730194
that stops bothering you in time

>>84730168
Yeah redditgrandpa, still being triggered by the election and unironically white knighting on /tv/ is pretty cringe.

>>84729695
It's okay man you'll get your chance at a brojob.

Haven't heard a decent argument from fans of Shame as to why you should feel sympathy for the main character. It's actually kind of sad

And no, "Muh r9k!!!1" isn't a cogent argument.

This movie isn't about being hung or Chad incarnate or rich or being loved. The movie is about being hornier than you are smart. He has near limitless lust but only a handful of brain cells, and his physical endowments only enable him to get sex practically on demand, making it harder and harder for him to do anything BUT sex. His brain is slowly eroding and he can't do anything about it. The movie is about the frustrations of dealing with a rotting mind.

He keeps getting malware but he's incapable of correcting behavior that leads to undesirable consequences. He needs to hide and lie about his misdeeds, rather than simply not misbehaving, much in the same way a child would hide a broken teacup and feign ignorance. He cannot have relationships deeper than physical because he's ceded that section of his brain to his primal, mammalian brain. His mind is regressing and he's powerless to stay human. The last working part of his human cognition is the sentience to realize that he's fading away, a cruel, cosmic punchline.

>>84729695
How many times are you going to post this exact thread over the next month?

>>84730264

It would be like describing a painting to a blind person, kind of like explaining a joke to an autist.

In other words, a waste of time.

>>84730279
he must've done something right if he manages to have the lifestyle and career that he does.

>>84730264
Because you aren't, the guy has all the means to be happy but doesn't want to.
People are only showing sympathy because he is handsome and rich, if he was a fat loser not being able to sort his life they would just rightly tell him to get off his ass and fix himself.

>>84730279
so is the movie about a sex addict or a dementia patient
your post doesn't really make that point clear

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>mfw based shameposter is back

>>84730279
this desu

>>84730302
Not an argument. Goodbye, Reddit!

>>84730170
is this movie good? i didn't mind knight of cups
also where can i find it

If you virgins had ever had both meaningless sex and sex with someone you love, you'd know the hollow feeling from the former. Multiply that by many times over and you can clearly empathise with a man who is just going through the motions and actually feels no joy in his life

>>84729976
Lol u mad

>>84730394
BAAAAAAWWWW HEDONISTIC ATTRACTIVE MAN WITH SUCCESFUL LIFE AND HUGE COCK FEELS SAD BOOHOO

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>>84730170
Now I have to watch this.

>>84730394
So don't have meaningless sex? How is that so hard?

>>84730458
>HE JUST CAN'T OKAY GOD

>>84730394
and we're supposed to care that someone with a great life is unhappy because?

>>84729695

the point is you're in a horrible position if you're addicted to something you have easy access to, it would be easier to be an ugly sex addict because you would have to try less to avoid your vice

and I know you are desperate for sex but I'm sure you can understand what it's like to be addicted to something you have easy access to since you probably can't go a day without posting on 4chan and jacking off

>>84730458
>expecting subhuman mouth-breathing normalfags to care about anything besides instant gratification and muh dick

>>84730475
He still masturbates all the time and the film makes it clear that this is equally as damning to him.

>>84730394
You can have meaningless sex and not get depressed about it if you arent a fucking faggot. What the fuck is wrong with you? Is that how easy your life is? Where so little goes wrong that you have to make up bullshit problems to fill the void?

>>84730475
neither of those things are ruining my life

>>84730501
You don't have a life to ruin.

>staring
>fucking
>running
>fucking
>listening
>fucking
>crying
>fucking
THE MOVIE
at least he couldn't get hard for negres. /ourguy/

>>84730514
we all have lives anon

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>>84730522
guy literally mainly dates black women irl

>>84730498
>Where so little goes wrong that you have to make up bullshit problems to fill the void?

unlike your life where you struggle every day with having everything provided for you and having no responsibilities

>>84730554
>expensive wool overcoat with fucking white sneakers, blue jeans and a sheboon

/fa/ would have a heart attack.

>>84730501

t. man who's miserable because of memes he took seriously on an anime image board he visits every day

>>84730579
He has a bigger cock than all of them so who's really laughing?

>>84730547
Being alive is not living. It's JUST surviving.

>>84730595
I didn't know I was miserable

>>84730554
Meanwhile Kodak Black gets crucified for saying the opposite. Aren't Fassbender's words pretty much a middle finger to white women? Notice how they don't get irate about meaningless shit?

>>84730602
that's self-actualization nonsense

>>84730215
You won't worm your way out of being a defeated idiot. Nobody cares about the privilege soaked life, you think you have it hard while people are eating 50 cent noodles, starving, wearing rags, sleeping in cars, in their 30's without ever touching a woman or spoken to anyone in weeks. If you have sympathy for that type of have it all character then you're not only stupid, you're a mental case

Ah boo-fucking-hoooo nobody.. I mean everyone wants to have sex with me. Look at my riches. Please cry me a river

Get bent

>>84730643
> Aren't Fassbender's words pretty much a middle finger to white women?
there are dark white women

>>84730684
>A guy who works in slave labor at an Apple Factory in China isn't as depressed as me - a rich American socialite

>>84730577
t. butthurt first worlder

>>84730655
What the fuck is self-actualization?

>>84730579

Mate the only problem there are the jeans, otherwise it would be a pretty spot on outfit

god I wish I didn't look gay af wearing a turtleneck

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>this thread
>again

>>84732240
>dirty white sneakers with long dark wool coat

m8 you're fucking retarded

>>84730475
>porn addiction
>real
Do you also believe in god?

>>84732312

>he's never been at Pitti Immagine Uomo

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>>84732319
the same people who say porn addiction is real are the people who say marijuana is not addictive

>>84732398
Gosh that's such a cute kot. She doesn't deserve him.

>>84732285
>proving Chads and normies wrong
>again

>>84732398
neither of those addictions are real and if you see someone who constantly indulges in either of those things you already know he's a worthless little shit

>>84732398

>that'll be enough camwhoring for one day, wench

Being a tall, handsome, hung and rich guy is a pain desu. Id rather be an uggo homeless person with a microdick desu desu.

>>84732803
There is a chad on this Earth that unironically believes this.

>>84732803
No, no you wouldn't

its kinda funny how much this movie has triggered literally one person.

>>84733157

Has it really, or is this just finely tuned lab tested bait?

what can you expect from cis white males

they literally have to invent fake problems like social anxiety and sex addiction in order to show they suffer just as much as the people they oppress

>>84733157
A lot of sensible people have problem with this movie, actually.

>>84730579
Michael Fassbender could wear boiler suits for the rest of his life and fuck more women than all of /fa/ combined once a year for the rest of his life

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appropriate i think

Holy shit dude you're still at this? Every day still? What do you possibly hope to achieve

The part where he has the threesome with the hookers is pretty great if you mute it.

>>84733683
>its the "people who live hand to mouth and will never experience the true horrifying nihilism of having all your base needs satisfied and realizing there's nothing more to life" meme

>>84733541
No one ever thinks of themselves as insensible.

>>84733757
True, but I think we can agree that whoever likes this movie is a moron.

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>>84733355
Hey Francesca

>>84733739
>it's the "people who experience the nihilism but can't grow beyond it and find new sincerity in life so they wrap themselves in a cartoon imageboard cocoon and post all day about how bleak life is but don't seek any escape because that would require effort" meme

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>>84729954
Based anon

>>84733899
>that guy who becomes defensive after people make fun of normies on the internet

>>84733975
>utterly annihilate your argument
>"h-huh, w-why are y-you b-being s-so d-d-defensive?"
yeah try again you literal retard
>normies
if you still believe the NEET/normie dichotomy stands while welfare states exist you're pants on head (like I said) retarded
kill yourself

>>84734005
>that normie who thinks he's won because he throws around memes and buzzwords instead of cold hard facts like the guy he argues with

>>84734031
cuck

>>84729695
I'm pretending to feel sorry for Michael Fassbender lmao take that virgins!!

>>84734049
>when the chad bites more than he can chew and just insults his more sophisticated and fair enemy

Virgins will never understand the movie.

I saw the movie at a time in my life where I was just having a lot of one night stands and the charm of it at the beginning slowly starts to fade,

"Water is priceless to a man in the Sahra, but worthless to a drowning man."

remember that time when the daily poster of these threads started with an actual discussable question, but the first reply conclusively answered his question and no one else responded?

Then he immediately went back to the current OP style?

>>84734243
1.5/10
Best I can do.

>>84732656
I used to smoke 5 bowls in a row and fap for 2 hours to rape porn

>>84730684
>you can't be depressesed because look at these people who are in a much worse place than you!!
>you can't be depressesed because look at these people who are in a much worse place than you!!
>you can't be depressesed because look at these people who are in a much worse place than you!!repeat forever and ever, unless you are a poor african child how only gets to eat like one bean per day than you have no right to ever feel sad or be depressed. Understand? Stop being such a bitch and just get over yourself please.

>>84734382
>YEAH OK I FUCK A NEW GIRL EVERYDAY AND I HAVE MONEY AND A GOOD JOB AND EVERYONE TAKES A LIKING TO ME SO WHAT IM DEPRESSED OKAY I WANT TO DIE

>>84734243
>"in the Sahara"
looks like you made a spelling mistake
you stupid fucking normie

>>84734420
So what you're saying is that maybe sex and money isn't everything in life? Woah... really makes you think

>>84734440
that pretty much is everything in life.

What more could you want?

>>84734440
>that maybe sex and money isn't everything in life?
Wait a minute, do you honestly believe that? Are you a mongoloid by any chance?

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>>84734484
>>84734476
Have you even had any of both? May I know what age you guys are?

>>84734514
The pinnacle of human existence is fucking as many people as you can while having as much money as you possibly can. I don't understand your problem, but maybe you need to grow up a bit.

>>84734476
found the 19 year old

>>84729695
Based HUG poster

>>84734570
I think you're taking rap lyrics too literally.

>>84734514
>>84734597
The ultimate (and only) goal in life is to procreate, raise your offspring so they in turn can continue your lineage.

To achieve this you need to have sex and you need to finance your young.

To be a successful human being all you need is money and sex.

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>>84734752

>>84734672
And I think you are incredibly naive. Doesn't change anything.

>>84734913
>thinks I'm naive
>when he thinks that all it takes to be truly happy is money and sex
I'm gonna guess you think this because you barely have any of both, right? Fucking a bunch of whores isn't going to make you happy, having a girl you really really love and she loves you back, having great friends and family, that shit makes you happy. Sure having a lot of money is great, I'd love to have it, but what then? You bought everything you ever wanted, do you think that will keep you happy forever? When you are buried 6 feet under nobody is going to remember you for your car or your harem of materialistic whores.

You need to grow up, for real.

>>84729968
Except both are the foundation of status and status brings everything. Only a real fuckup would squander such fortune in life and I have no sympathy for them.

>>84735012
>having a girl you really really love and she loves you back
You need sex for that.
>I'd love to have it, but what then?
People like money and things. They'll love you if you have said money and things

>>84735012
Who made you the decider of what makes people happy? Plenty of miserable people have family and friends and a dumb wife to fug.

>>84735180
You're not hanging out with the right people if they only like you for your money and things.
>you need sex for that
Yeah you do, but the way you guys are putting it is that you have to fuck a whole bunch of whores to be happy.

>>84729695
Based D'aww poster

>>84735281
>Yeah you do,
So you agree that virgins are subhumans. THat's a start, at least.
> but the way you guys are putting it is that you have to fuck a whole bunch of whores to be happy.
You need to , realistically speaking. How else you are gonna find "the one"?

its a movie about a guy who's attracted to shame.

if neither he nor his partner is experiencing shame, he can't get off.

The first and last scenes of the movie basically make the entire rest of the movie redundant. As hes attracted to the fiance when she's ashamed of her attraction to him and completely unattracted to her when shes no longer engaged/ashamed.

Most likely cause: early sexual encounters with people attracted to the same thing

>>84734476
This, every invention in human history, every successful person ever lived, everything let it break down to "banging more women by having more money and status".
Fucking Wars were fight because people wanted to fuck someone.

>>84736482
Shh, you'll wake the white knights and the moralfags.

>>84738276
>>84736482
This shit really is the next step in the evolution of fedoracore

>>84738704
Oh, there's one.

>>84730170

>chimping intensifies

>>84730134
>Cringe
>Reddit
>Cuck
Thank you for proving his point

>>84730170
was it autism?

>>84735575
I don't think he's attracted to shame specifically, more like situations that later produce shame

the real question, why does a movie which takes place in new york have a britain filter?

/tv/ is the worst board on 4chan and jap moot needs to gas it and put it out of its misery

nothing but faggot gimmick autistic posters

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/Y4Aim1FXM_5_AY7ch5x8Kg/