Is this the greatest casting decision ever?

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>>84725540

>>84725540
*flips you off*

is making every character autistic supposed to appeal to people?

>2001
>Go knock 'em out Tiger, *winks*
>2017
>Hey Peter, do you know where I left my testosterone tablets?
What the FUCK happened?

>>84725540
wow
>>84725598
not bad even has the same hh

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>>84725540
>Zendaya thread

Probably the best thing to happen to /tv/ since Baneposting

>>84725540
Jesus christ

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>>84725540
>Zendaya IS MJ

Black guy here grew up on best version of mj so fuck you OP and fuck the jews in hollywood

is that OTTO ROCKET?

How many fucking threads will we have on this?

SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT, PETER. YOU MIGHT BE SPIDER-WHITE BOI, BUT THAT NO EXCUSE NOT SEASONING YOUR CHICKEN, NIGGUH. WHITE PEOPLE. SMDH.

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>>84725540
>Michelle Jane

>eyo my nigga parker spark the blunt before ya come get a piec eof this sugah

Guess which OP is gonna drive this into the ground ASAP

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/7BON3JIL7vC0Fxkd3xC57w/

>>84725540
in 2017? yes

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Why didn't they make her look attractive in the movie? She's hotter than Dunst when she tries to look good

its an incredibly brave decision

>>84726591
Because they're going to do the Breakfast Club makeover with her. You never seen the "dishevelled tomboy gets a makeover" trope?

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>>84725540
I appreciate the diversity agenda.

>>84726608
"face it tiger you just hit the jackpot" to go with the reveal
shit writes itself

>>84725540

How did anyone NOT see this coming the day she was cast as some character named "Michelle" ?

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>>84727585

>>84725540
It wouldn't be as bad if she could act.

>autistic white dicklet gets "hot" minority women

this is the bigger crime

>>84725540
"ODELAY VATO MAAAN HOW BOUT DEM DOYERS"

That's what this look screams out at me. Beyond retarded casting.

>>84725540
She looks like she'd have a set of special pronouns that you should remember.

>>84726591
Because being attracted to attractive people is sexist.
Are you saying racially ambiguous slobs aren't your type?

>>84730269
LATINX/ZEM

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If spiderman impregnates a woman, will the kid have like half-spidey powers?

>>84730386
Yes

>>84730386
If Spider-Man impregnates a spider, will the spider have half human powers?

>>84730386
No, Spidey's irradiated sperm would kill her first

>>84730386

in the comics his daughter has spidey powers so yes

>>84725540
Honestly lads I would be happy with the mongrel on the right. It would be kinky being the white boi.

>>84727385
>Just not legally

And that's somehow a good thing?

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>>84725598

>>84730925
Whats really sad is that they're all men.

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>>84730945
All the better for them.

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>>84725540
Is she really meant to be Mary Jane or just some other bitch? pls respond

I don't care if Spiderman is fucking some stoner looking mulatto boy, but they could just make her a separate character in order for it to be less preachy

>>84727679
Literally everyone knew, what are you talking about?

>>84725540
Is Spiderman's girlfriend transitioning a plot point of the film?

>>84731508
From what I've gathered a bunch of anons are just lying to make fun of the retarded ending of The Dark Knight Rises. You've seen that movie yeah?

>>84730925
Wow, that's a lotta kids there. All of them. That adult there? Totally not.

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The whole point of MJ is that she's the complete package. Beautiful red-head-next-door who can keep up with Pete as a science student and who smokes weed. While it's cool that they're trying to be inclusive of other races, replacing an iconic love-interest with a Samoan Daria is hardly the way to go about it. They could at least change her name! It would be as if they starred Makise as this generation's MJ. It's another character completely.

>>84731742
t. hasn't read Ultimate Spider-Man

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>>84731757
(((Ultimate Spider-Man)))

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>>84730925

>>84726002
>unwatchable for those over 25
>awkward social outcasts below 25 will relate and like it
>awkward people under 17 who don't understand things properly will associate with the character
>the younger you go the more that people will associate
>get kids hooked on your propaganda so that when those kids have buying power they will buy funko pops and fund the conventions which make so much money for the industry
like pottery

>>84725540
>Face it tiger
>*unzips*
>Imma gonna hit your jackpot

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>>84725540
Pic related is the guy in the new 50 shades of Grey remake.

>>84726608

look where you're, people here are so stupid. I cringe at so many of the posts here.

>>84731561
This reveal is neck and neck with the dumbass "wink-wink" ending to TDKR. I'm really on the fence about which I think was worse.

>>84725598
If you die his hair blonde won't he look exactly the same as Aquaman? Just imagine it.

>>84731742
This, This, a thousand times This. I'm pissed that she's not a smoking hot redhead, but I'm more pissed that she's an emo chick who loves to troll people and can't help but point out what a race-baiting bitch she is.

>>84725540
Looks like a junkie

>>84730386
No, she would vomit and die.

>>84725540
Is "it" a boy or a girl?

>>84725540
Spiderman was based on a real life black man, you racists

http://www.theadvocate.com/new_orleans/news/article_4c790943-03d1-57a6-b7c3-a2ae8fdc7af9.html

>>84725540
>contrasts a drawing with a irl girl that doesn't actually look bad making a shitty face
>t-this will get me more upboats!

kys

>>84736932
>ponchatula

For fuck sake America...

>>84725540
No, but it is possibly the most IMPORTANT casting decision OF THIS GENERATION

>>84730814
>mfw my dad was an Azerbaijani immigrant in 1992 and had to go through chutes and ladders of red tape to get into this country

I really love how Mexico takes a high and mighty approach when they themselves deter immigrants from Central America.

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>>84725540
They should have got an actual pretty girl like Barbs instead.

>>84737535
>unironically posting that dirty subhuman Hungarian slag

t. Hungarian

>>84731508
She literally says "some people call me mj"

you decide

>>84738041
She's full of shit, there's isn't any J in her name.

That's a dude.

>>84726591
>old and justed Dunst vs photoshoped shitskin
kek

>>84725540

Martiqua Jackson

>>84726002
It is when your fanbase is 97% autistic.

>>84737757
Why are you calling her dirty? She is gorgeous.

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>>84725540
Why the fuck did they cast Neymar Jr?
cannot understand

>>84737757
>beign this autist
i don`t give a shit about her country.

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>>84725598

Not comparable. Momoa might not look like a blonde aquaman, but hes literally in the top 3 of "sexiest men alive".

This creature is ugly. I dont care about skin color. This chick is FUCK UGLY.

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>>84726077
No, it was when
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JOCK REACHAROUND: NEVER GO BLACK

>>84738529
Why aren't you guys getting this character isn't supposed to be attractive?

She's basically Daria/Helga from Hey Arnold.

>>84730925
>It is an army bred for a single purpose, to destroy the world of men.

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>>84725540

>>84739401
>isn't supposed to be attractive
She's Mary Jane. Or rather, Michelle Jane. That's the character she has replaced.
It's like replacing Pepper Pots with a sassy black woman named Pa'pisha Potts and saying there's nothing wrong with it.

>>84739777

Have you ever watched any John Hughes movies?

>>84738041
Well it says her character name is Michelle

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>>84725540
It unironically is good casting. Zendaya actually has the look of a model, she has the same physique that a model does. Kirsten Dunst although she is arguably more attractive, does not look like a model at all.

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Should have been her

>>84741750
She's so fucking hot.

>>84726591
>zenigra is hot
I wish this meme would stop

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>>84725540
>I don't have any friends
(45 minutes later)
>Yeah my friends call me MJ

>>84726591
>those man hands
white "women" are disgusting

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>>84725598
Ronon is fine, anon.

Come have a beer with us.

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>>84731757
>>84733282
>Ultimate anything
fuck off

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Does something like this exist irl?

>>84742234
>But...
Kek

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>>84725540
not quite

>>84742050
>me love spider
>spider good

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>>84725540
Nope casting this thing as Valkyrie is the ((greatest)) casting decision

>>84742258
Shitty artwork? Yeah, just open up any comic book.

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>>84727385

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>>84742258
Hey tiger.

We

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>>84742258

>>84742839
Delete this garbage

>>84742761
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

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>>84742839

>>84731508
She's a separate character named Michelle J. Toomes, but she is the "MJ" of this universe.

>>84726031
Lol

I'm honestly shocked at the current state of this website. Yeah, we made racist jokes sometimes, but it was all fun, right? At the end of the day, we all voted for Obama, we all supported gay marriage, and we all opposed racist conservative christians. But now? Our entire fucking site is subverted because of fucking nazis.

The internet is OUR platform. the LIBERAL platform. Racism, sexism, misogyny, were all confirmed to be left in the past because millenials are the most left-wing generation of all time. So why in the FUCK, do we still have to deal with nazis IN TWENTY-FUCKING-SEVENTEEN? Despite how much you wanna cry about how it's just a conspiracy and a boogeyman, Russian hackers ARE real, and this site is proof. We went from one of the most liberal sites in the world to supporting Orange Fucking Hitler? Nah, that's not normal progression because people only get more liberal with age, just like how you get smarter with age.

Threads like these just show that we need MUCH more strict moderation around here. I'm sick of all of this shit. Fuck Nazis, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Hitler, Fuck Drumpf, Fuck White Pride, and FUCK REPUBLICANS. Just fucking nuke this site already.

>>84725540

I one hundred percent thought /tv/ was trolling about her being intersex/trans/Xe but I'm watching the cam right now and holy fuck it's literally how she is portrayed.

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>>84743314

>>84743314
>The internet is OUR platform. the LIBERAL platform.

not anymore, the right won the internet because they had funnier memes

>>84743314
Sounds an awful lot like some stale CTR pasta.

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>>84726468
80's/90's MJ a best

>tfw no big hair MJ

Please don't fall for year old pasta you stupid fucking newfags.

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>>84727385

Pedocrats are mentally ill

>Pic related: owner of the NY times

>>84725598
>>84738529
Momoa cut his hair? he's literally a random spic now

>>84743501
I wanted to see Spider-Man three made with Garfield. Was the plot really that ridiculous?

>>84731742
>The whole point of MJ is that she's the complete package. Beautiful red-head-next-door who can keep up with Pete as a science student
>MJ
>Science
That's Gwyn. MJ was an extremely supportive and chipper bimbo.

>>84725540
Diluting the nigger gene with superior white/spider genes. I do not have a problem with this.

>>84725540
>nerd's love interest is someone ugly

Eh could be worse.

>>84741750
MJ never looked like a model. She looked like a teenager's wet dream, not a closted pedophile homosexual's wet dream.

>>84743705
She's not Peter's love interest. Liz is.

>>84743501
>BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

>>84743687
She's going to eat him after they mate anyway.

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>you will never ever

>>84743736
Man, Peter sure has the jungle fever in this iteration.

>>84725540
what in the name of the king is that cave troll to the right

>>84725540

>actually cast a hot girl as MJ
>make her look ugly

She's looking as ugly as her parents there

>>84726121
That's a big comparison.

>>84744188
Liz is actually not that bad, it's hard to blame him. Great lips. No ass or chest, though.

>>84725598
I always thought blonde Aquaman looked stupid anyways. His whole character design. Most people agree that he's the lamest of the JUSTice league. If anything Momoa improved on it.

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>>84725540

>>84730945
They are male but they aren't men.

>>84742234
Is cap supposed to be the unreasonable one?
The "1944 brain" seems to imply that.

>>84744913
Yes. Apparently incest became mainstream in the 90's and no one told us.

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>Use makeup, lighting and editing in post to make already dressed down actress look homely and bad
>/tv/, literally having never seen any fiction ever before (movie/tv/book/whatever), starts foaming at the mouth how dare they cast this frumpy minority as our nerd wet dream!

two years later

>sequel.
>mj looks relatively the same throughout the movie
>spidey saves the day, peter asks MJ out
>walks in
>Zendaya in tight jeans and a crop top, tons of makeup, tons of editing in post, hair dyed red.
>face it tiger, you hit the jackpot
>everyone freaks out, 10/10 reviews, superhero wet dream realized, 1351358 /tv/ threads jerking off to her

you guys are suck fucking morons.

>>84745194
Screen capture this

>>84745194
>posts on /tv/
>calls /tv/ morons

I don't get you. What do you think you are posting on /tv/? do you not count? are you a special snowflake? Or do you admit that you are a moron?

>>84725540

I'm all for multi-culturalism or whatever. However, she looks like an unwashed scumbag here.

>>84743050
I'm pretty sure she's not a Toomes

>>84745408
I'm just here for Bane and spidey posting.

>>84745408

Obviously I am, I'm here wasting time posting to you idiots instead of watching Spiderman for the fourth time.

>>84725540

Just saw it, she is really cute. Her autistic characterization made her extra attractive to me.

>>84743314
>So why in the FUCK, do we still have to deal with nazis IN TWENTY-FUCKING-SEVENTEEN?

We beat the commies. Why do we still have to deal with commies IN THE CURRENT YEAR?

>>84745672
>We beat the commies.
No we didn't. We beat the USSR. There are still commies everywhere while fascism is for all intents and purposes (rightfully) defunct. We left the job unfinished.

>>84743990
Now she's a transgendered ape faggot weird shit thing.

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>>84745194
>two years later
>1351358 /tv/ threads jerking off to her
You spelled "7 years earlier" wrong. You clearly don't understand /tv/

>>84745715
>There are still commies everywhere while fascism is for all intents and purposes (rightfully) defunct.

Why do you think communism is any better, you half-wit? It's the unchecked, bastardization of socialism. Neither is a good form of governing.

>>84727385
>just not legally

hahahahahahahhahahaha

>>84745894
>Why do you think communism is any better, you half-wit?
I don't. What gave you that impression? I think it's horrible that it's not treated the same as fascism.

>>84741750
That's not hot.
She looks like a drag queen, all that picture shows me is if that you put a boy in a wig wearing a ton of makeup into a fancy dress a ton of thirsty faggots will claim it's sexy.

Which is something that every 4chan should already know.

>>84745194
The difference is this bitch is legitimately ugly and doesn't need makeup, lighting, or "editing in post" to appear so. The movie magic is what's required to make her hot.

>>84745984
and they had her dress up like a guy, and act as if she's a dude becoming a woman. And this 'woman' will eventually become Peter's mate. I hate hollywood and all their sick shit. I hate them all.

>>84725540
Oh yeah, tumblrinas will flock to come see the film. As long as they can get over their crippling anxiety caused by muh patriarchy.

>>84744554
she looks like she's got a bit of growing left in her. so maybe t and a will appear

>>84741750
Yeah with all that fucking makeup. Otherwise she looks like shit

>>84742258

prime lindsay lohan?

>>84743314
Fuck off cunt. You never been to /r9k/, have you? That's where people saw the decay in women. And later in society as a whole. /Pol/ just gave a good explanation for why it happened.

Then the combined autism gave great memes to create a right wing counter culture.

I don't care that they made MJ a negro. I do care that they cast someone who looks like Moana's autistic cousin.

>>84743746
>he still brap posts even though its been replaced by pusy posting

With a white MJ who was attractive and could actually act and wasn't spouting BLM memes I feel like this would have been the greatest spider man movie ever.

They did so much other shit so right. Even dragged down by butch ugly tranny MJ it was still very good.

>>84725598

Honestly I am kinda excited for how they are doing Aquaman. Playing him with an edge and with a huge beastly kinda guy I think was a good way to go to give a character often made gun of in the main stream as "that stupid guy who can talk to fish" as a bit more badass which was really needed.