is this good casting?

yes

video games aren't real you fucking virgin, real women don't have curves like that

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This will never be topped sorry numales

who let this happen?

>>84722909
There are girls that can fit the original Lara and can act.

>"we want fit women who actually train for the part!"
>"b-but not too much i still want to mentally dominate her..."

>>84722925
it's too bad the movies weren't ish because she was probably the perfect casting

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might as well be a trap

>>84722886
>minifrige
Literally who?

FACT: Young lara is a better written, more complex character then old lara.

>>84723135

>implying anyone played Tomb Raider for the story

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Reminder that nuLara is vastly superior

>>84722966
>train for the part

She's not muscular in the slightest.

She's skinny as shit with no tits and no ass.

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>>84723156
Well, most played it for the gameplay, but that doesn't make what I said any less true.

that pixelated pusy looks so good

>>84722886
Jesus christ I got more curves and a bigger chest than that and Im a skinny fag.

What a sad body.

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>>84722925
She looks nothing like modern Lara.

>>84723105
is that bad?

>>84722925
First Tomb Raider > Everything

bitch was on fire

>>84722925
Ew.

>>84722886
>>GOD WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE GIANT TIIIITS

The actress is in good shape and looks about like the middle concept art. What more do you want? Oh yeah, giant tits.

>>84723384
its would be better

>>84723196

"Lara In Trouble" from Studio FOW makes a strong argument in your favor.

>>84723465
how about any tits

>>84723465
You obviously don't like real Lara Croft from the original game. You like the stupid reboot version.

>>84723196
>hurting her on purpose just to hear her moan

Oh, baby.

>>84722925
Fug

>>84722886
>A movie about nu-Lara
It was trash to begin with

>>84722925
Look up Enji Night

>>84723493
That doesn't even make any sense since nuLara still has giant tits. They aren't cartoonishly large and they're always hidden in bulky clothes, but you can see her giant boobs plain as day in TR2013.

>>84722886
That's one of the least feminine looking female bodies I've ever seen, for a role that's supposed to be a curvy sex symbol

Christ, she is built like a piece of plywood.

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>>84723576

>>84722886
Jesus Christ even the sjw friendly Lara has a more sexy body than Vika

>>84723576
every goddamn photo of her is shot on a potato. makes me so damned mad. why'd she get dressed at all if people can't take proper photos

>>84723493
You haven't played the new verision yet have you hipster?

>>84723691
why dont they give these semen demons with god tier bodies acting lessons and put them in films instead of fridges and anorexic girls?

>>84723691

It's a shame that she sounds like a broken Jean-Claude Van Damme robot when she talks. Other than that though, it's pretty funny that some random chick on the internet can look more like a character than a Hollywood studio with millions of dollars can do to a flavor-of-the-month actress.

>>84722886
It's a 13 year old boy with long hair.

I can see why hollywood is going with it.

>>84722925
Rhona nigga

>>84723632
>curvy sex symbol

Not in CURRENT YEAR

>>84723786

Because Hollywood is run by degenerate homosexuals and pedophiles. Nothing turns them off faster than women who appeal to red-blooded heterosexual males.

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>been seeing her posted having no idea who she is
>op makes me realize "uh oh don't tell me that's supposed to be oral croft"
>look up "tomb raider"
>websites praising her abs

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>tfw you grew up playing old TR games
>tfw you never liked Angelina Jolie's face. She still managed to be the face of the character for a long time, despite the movies are unholy abominations that deserve to burn.
>tfw new Lara from the reboot is a perfect 10/10 waifu who is likable, better written than old "arnold schwartzenegger kille em all" type Lara, better proportioned and most of all, A CUTE.
>tfw they cast a goddamn fridge to play her now

>>84723135
No one played Tomb Raider for character complexity. Wish this whole fucking franchise would die desu. They aren't making Crash Bandicoot movies. Like all video game movies it will be a piece of absolute shit.

Fuck Tomb Raider and fuck Hollywood people.

>>84722886
>a human doesn't have the body of a caricature pin-up

also, her polycount is way too high.

>>84722886
Was Alicia a gymnast or something as a kid?

>>84722886
>All these turbo virgins ITT
Newsflash! Real women don't look like your video game sex dolls :O, shocking I know. Maybe you would know this if you left your house?

>>84722886
> Bringing a beloved sex symbol to the big screen for a new live action adaptation
> Cast someone with absolutely no body to portray her. Even by modern standards this actress leaves much to be desired
Hollywood deserves to suffer

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Alicia is a fucking GODDESS

>>84722886
Disgusting man body with a below average face. Why are (((they))) forcing her again?

>>84724961
>Real women
Real women don't have curves and breasts? Good to know.

And that's actually pretty sexist.

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>>84725049

>>84724961
and real men don't look like hugh jackman or any other male super hero actor but they put massive amounts of time in the gym to look the part. maybe cast voluptuous women like daddario and hendricks instead of fuckin twig galdot and these other messes.

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crying game remake when? this time the reveal is that it's actually a woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuzTLhq0DOs

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Should've been played by Brie Larson

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>>84724711
Stay mad.

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>>84722886
But nulara actually does have tits

Why doesn't hollywood ever just cast the voice actors? It's Nathan Drake all over again. Don't fix what isn't broken.

>>84725140
Head shape is weird as fuck.

>>84722886
Fridgecasting

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>>84722886
The other actress that was considered for the role was Daisy Ridley.

>>84725172
>paid reviews

Can't argue with that.

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>>84725265

>>84722886
Don't look at my waifu.

>>84725229
still would've been better than the human rectangle

>>84725172
I'm not mad. The only reason this pewpewing pair of pixel tits kept getting sequels was because of the tits. The only reason it's getting a movie is because strong woman™ meme. And it will suck.

How this make you feel?

>>84725291
>>84722886
My G-d, what a grotesque body.

>>84725049
shes really stunning face-wise

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>>84722886
This is disgusting

>>84722909
implying looks < acting

>>84725310
I don't disagree.

>>84725314
You just confirmed for never playing the game. Any of them.

>>84722909
I see women with curves like new Lara, Vik is literally a board

>>84725265
she a cute
cute!

>>84725265
She's not Lara either but at least she isn't a fridge.

None of you guys deserve to look at my waifu STOP LOOKING AT MY WAIFU YOU DONT APPREXIATE REAL ELEGANT QTS

>>84725365
she could have at least chosen a better bikini that fits her body style
jesus fuck what a monstrosity, and THIS is what based fassy fucks? what is wrong with him

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should have casted Kaya

she fits the nulara build

unfortunately with the oscar hype, they just put meme actresses that don't fit

>>84725365

>this is a waifu on /tv/

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>>84725480
leave fass alone, he's stepping up

this is probably the whitest girl he's dated

>>84725507
top right is best

>>84725507
he downgraded desu

>>84725418
Any other game franchise wouldn't have continued after AoD. But the main character had tits, so it continued. Prove me wrong.

>protip: you can't

>>84725337
>My G-d
tips fedora m'sir

>>84725473
I haven't said this in almost four years but, "what a shit waifu."

>>84722925
Holy shit it's a pity she lost those boobs

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At last, fridgekino.

I wish nu-Lara had bigger tits, but her body is still realistically attractive. Whoever casted this movie didn't seem to search much at all.

>>84725507
How did it go so wrong?

>>84725593
Post-ironic yid posting has nothing to do with plebbit tier neckbeards you faggot.

>>84725507

>whitest is the ugliest
>and has the most disgusting body

>>84725552
Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

>>84724961
>virgin buzzword
>"real women" (fat and/or ugly)
>:O
doesn't get much more roastie than
kys lass

>>84725637
when you are raised in ireland and see nothing but pasty slags, you can't resist that jungle pussy

>>84722886
What are the odds that the sign behind her says BRAP

What are some good nuLara SFM links?

>>84725676
No I mean, how did he settle for that missing slab from stonehenge in OP?

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>>84725507
what's /tv/'s verdict on hazel?

>>84723283
Kek. The gameplay was never that good, the only reason I played it was that I didn't had a Nintendo 64 and n64 emulators back then were shit

>>84725697
he was in a movie with her

seems to fuck every black girl in the latest movies he does

>>84725212
Camilla is a shit actress thiwufh, I mean just look at her scenes in californication.

>>84725707
what's with fass and the lack of hips on his women? and the boyish abs?
fuck this gay shit, post actual women please

>>84725707
That tattoo looks like pubes.

>>84722886
the bodytype can be easily faked with clothing, flattering camera angles, body doubles, and cgi

the casting is terrible because of the ugly face, thought

>>84725697
I initially thought it was a pr relationship but he's been at it for awhile now so he's probably mental

>>84725669
>literal mascot of publisher vs pewpewing pair of tits that pre-pubescent goy children short stroke it to

Nice try, I guess.

>>84725777
TRIPS OF TRUTH

>>84722925
>that face
disgusting

>>84725711
Name a single game that did what Tomb Raider 1 did prior to it basically inventing a genre. What the 2D Prince of Persia? You're not even good at bullshitting, m8.

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>>84725507
He went from this to vikander?

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>>84725749
He likes a hard body.

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>>84725749

>>84725840
T H I C C

>>84725840
desu i'd rather fuck her than those boyish looking muscular bitches. At least there's some curves there

>>84725798
Jolie does have nice DSLs.

>>84725884
Sup Jamal.

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>>84725840
she's looking good

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>>84725749
>>84725773
he likes small chested women. but at least lupitas and the others had legs. his new gf looks like an olympic swimmer. do you think he's...dare I say...gay or is he unironically a patrician and we're all just plebs?

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>>84725840
the perfect woman doesn't exis-

>>84725809

It invented rigged walkathon pesudo-puzzle wannabe Indiana Jones games, what a beautiful legacy it has with like 8 run of the mill rehashes of its own plus the oh so gameplay amazing Uncharted series.

Tomb Raider is fucking boring and always has been.

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>>84725365
>>84725496
>yfw she used to be your waifu

>>84725789
>prove me wrong
>okay
>yeah, yeah, but prove me wrong in this way

Are you just trolling at this point?

>Bomberman: Act Zero

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>>84725963
no, explain this

((((of course))))

>>84725832
I can't understand why she isn't pregnant yet.

>>84725840
We'd all pay good fucking money to see Lena Dunham struggle into tight jeans and a tank top to attempt and fail at rock climbing/parkour.

Let's not pretend we wouldn't.

>>84726015
You never proved me wrong. You still haven't. Because

>you can't

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>>84726063
Cool, you win.

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>>84726095
Nice

>>84722886
>dem hips

Truly a 10/10 for a 10/10 generation

>>84725935
where is she?

>>84722886
who's the dude in the bikini

>>84726017
>Madalina-Ghenea
she is a whore with kids that fucks A-list actors. obviously not a serious or long relationship. they were spotted holding hands literally one time.

>>84726153
Exactly

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>>84722909
>"real women are either fat as fuck and ugly or look like 12 year old boys"

>>84726259

daddario has big tits but no hips for shit

>>84726249
she has kids? I knew about the rest

>>84726259
>reverse virgin-killer bikini
Muh dick.

She'll be neither wonder woman or lara croft. Why doesn't hollywood like large busted women?

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>>84723691
The flappy skin under her arms betrays her age.

If you want to know how old a woman really is, just pinch her under arm. Looser the skin, older she is. No amount of cosmetics or gym can hide that.

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Don't tell me you guys are considering non British actresses. Some of you fuccbois don't know but Lara Croft is an icon over there, like James Bond. There's a street named after her where the game was made.

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>>84726308
Bitter envy

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>>84725489
with some muscle she'd be a decent match actually

>>84726379
now those are hips

>>84725963
look at them man shoulders. disgusting

>>84726379
But can she act?

>>84726362
I don't believe you.

>>84726368
the print on her skin looks faker than Trumps doctor note stating he would be the healthiest incoming president in US history.

>>84726545
Don't know if sarcasm but I'll entertain you. People don't understand just how huge Lara Croft was during that late 90s era.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lara+croft+way

>>84726614
HOw the fuck did you type on my computer?

>>84726610
It's on her shirt.

>>84723467
i remember the way she hold the handgun

>>84726379
She's cute.

>>84726539
decent enough

its a fucking video game movie, not shakespeare

>>84725265
>ywn have a boxing session with daisy ridley turn into passionate sweaty sex with daisy ridley

>>84725935
RDJ is a big guy

>>84722925
Except movie is shit and Jolie was always ugly

Hollywood's new trend is to cast female actors who look barely female and young twinks who barely look male. Are they preparing us for the new world? A world of genderless, obedient slaves?

>>84725049
Disgusting

>>84722886
>no hips
I AM IN LOVE

A hot woman with the body of a guy turns me on so muh

>>84725265
No, thanks

>>84727612
t. fassbender

>>84725507
Jesus Christ

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>>84722909
do people pay you to be this stupid?

>>84727572
>le slave meme
why go through all that trouble when human labor will be obsolete in 100 years? I'd like to know what your idea of being a slave is like in the future.

>>84722925
I love how all these reboots are trying to float some manly-looking block of wood bitch as these characters.

>Mary Jane

>Lara Croft

Literally NO ONE is buying it, except for maybe numale critics.

>>84727758
Sadly I saw a comment section filled with nothing but beta cucks, complementing the actress's portrayal of lara, while bashing the original concept of a big boob woman with guns. This was when they had released the on set photos when /tv/ was making fun of it, it seems most male normies are low test faggots and snowflakes

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>>84727632
>Black woman
>No hipped small tit white woman
GOD this guy has the perfect taste

>>84723691
SOMEDAY she'll provide a gratuitous ass shot

>>84723786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1EqN2mV2TU

>>84722886

That's a skinny man right there.

>>84722886
goddamn that bitch is ugly as fuck

>>84725616

She never had them you fucking moron. She wore several layers of padding.

Uh, ya'll seem to be forgetting her feet are goddess tier.

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she looks ok, though they could certainly found someone that looks more like the current videogame character

>white people

>>84728689
i just want to bite their bums

>>84727531
Gia, faggot.

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>>84727949
But the new lara has fucking tits, wtf?

>>84728604
>ignore lack of hips
>ignore lack of tits
>ignore lack of ass
>ignore penis

fucking footfags, everyone

>>84722886
why is that 10 year old boy wearing a bikini? wtf is wrong with the western world?

>>84722886
Why are (((they))) turning women into boys and boys into women? What's the endgame?

>>84725229
this. she looks like Kong's little sister.

>>84729260
its a willful eugenics program that is being propagandized by all media and major corporations. The weak become faggots, the strong procreate. Its actually helping the west.

>>84725212
>Why doesn't hollywood ever just cast the voice actors? It's Nathan Drake all over again. Don't fix what isn't broken.

Nolan North is too old to be Drake, he's also not built right for a borderline manlet adventurer.

>>84729643
And Marky Mark is?

>>84726308
It's not that they don't like large-breasted women, it's that Daddario can't act for shit. Her tits and eyes are the only things going for her, and they can barely salvage her fugly face at that.

>>84729671
Not the person you're responding to, but yeah. Wahlberg is in shape and he's a manlet, color his hair dark brown and you have a nice base, though he's a horrible choice based on acting skills alone.

>>84722886
Wait, wasn't current edition Lara a scan of someone? Why not just use her?

>>84722886
what an absolutely disgusting body.

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>>84722909

>>84726379
>kaya-scodelario
sexy blue eyed slut

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>>84729809
I don't know where you're getting your info from for comparison, but that's not accurate.

Mark is 5'8.
Drake is 5'11.
Fillon is 6'2.

Both Fillon and Mark are 46 years old. Drake is about 4-5 years younger than them as of Uncharted 4.

And fitness? Fillon has a build that can easily stand in for drake.

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Tfw perfect hip to waist ratio and c cup boobs
Feels good

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>>84729996
>And fitness? Fillon has a build that can easily stand in for drake.

Depends on what version of Drake we're talking about, he's pretty ripped in the latest game.

on a side note, pic related would have been a much better choice for the new Lara

>>84730132
2swole4lara

>>84725096
Weinsteins whore

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Should've picked someone who looks like they could do all the climbing/hiking/running that Lara does.

Gemma Atkinson's northern accent would sound close enough to Lara's posh one so far as the 'merkins are concerned anyway.

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>no busty Laura
>no ripped Laura

Jolie at her peak was great, but the movie itself sucked ass.

>>84722886
holy fridge

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>>84722886
at least she's skinny.

After seeing tubby pieces of shit like Scarlett Johansen land these "beautiful" and "athletic" roles, we should be thanking god it isn't Amy Schumer or some bullshit playing Lara Croft.

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>we need to hire an actress to play Lara Croft
>should we hire an Asian actress?
>NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

and we've got Ghost in the Shell all over again.

>>84731488
reboot Lara has Asian features, but she isn't Asian

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>>84722886

>body of an 11 year old girl
>face like a 40 year old pillhead
>Lara Croft

>>84725489
I could see that working better than the chick in the OP.

That woman has broader shoulders than I do.

>>84725365
>>84722886
I'm genuinely confused as to how a human being can be this rectangular. Even most men have more of a hip-waist ratio than this. It's fucking obscene.

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>>84723135
>>84723156
>>84724711
Y'all are wrong because I did play all the old games just for the story and Lara was always a paragon of strong female characters. New Lara is bullshit third wave feminist rape bait. Old Lara at least tried diplomacy (in literally every situation) before murdering hundreds of dudes, New Lara just goes ham with an AK and STILL almost gets raped a dozen times.

>>84732013
Wow, you're literally 12.

>>84722886
'no'

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>>84722886
We're saturated with British actresses and they choose a swarthy Swede. Should have been Poppy Drayton tbqh.

>>84722886
>watching some newer games on YT
>half of the game are cutscenes
I remember how in the original games there were like 4-5 short cutscenes at the start of every bigger segment and that's it. Now you can't move two rooms without a cutscene.

Is this how all modern games are?

>>84722909
have you never seen a real woman before?

>>84722886
I genuinely think Meme Gadot should be cast as Lara instead of Wonder Woman.

>>84722886
Fucking terrible casting
Lara is supposed to be hot

>>84732403
i'd rather we cast her into the oven desu

>>84732257
Nice retort mate.

>>84722886
Hope they give her a female love interest.

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>>84732327
or Arterton

>>84722886
her body disgusts me

>>84732423
That's all your getting.

>>84725935
I want Jeremy Renner to be my dad.

>>84725935
based Paul Bettany is the best dressed one there.

>>84732447
My penis is going to explode!

>>84722886
Sure. Just like Keira Knightly in her prime, I would lick those abs like no tomorrow.

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>>84722925

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>>84732456
That wasn't even me
>>84732423
Don't fucking stand up for me you cocksucker

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>>84725265
She would've been a lot better.

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female lead from John Carter wouldn't have been a bad choice either imho

>>84726379

BUNDA
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D
A

>>84722925
I wish her movies were good.

Her casting is perfect. Lara Croft Boob Raider.

>>84726297
compared to that thing OP posted she's magnificent

>>84725507
Nicole Beharie is fucking prime, only reason I watched Sleepy Hollow

>2017
>still playing video games

lmao brainlets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2KKJ42wRNQ&feature=youtu.be&
cute, fit, same skin and hair color as lara, not a fridge could probably do a posh british accent

>>84722886
Why do fridgelets exist?

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>>84732415

>>84727758
Mary Jane isn't in Homecoming mate, Spooderman has other love interests

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hayley atwell, the only real choice for lara croft.

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Whatever happened to the idea of Rhona Mitra as Lara Croft?

>titsfags

the problem arent her tits.
The problem is her face and that she's a hobbit.

looks like a 12yo..

>>84722925
HHHHnnnnnNNNGGGGG

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>>84725707
>>84725365
>>84725507
>these skinny boys

Fassbender needs to get out of the closet and start dating men already, because his taste in women is fucking abysmal

>>84723377
good

>>84732741
>posts on /tv/

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>>84732874
too bouncy
she'd knock herself out trying to climb with those things

>>84723135
No she isn't. She's a massive case of narrative dissonance between the annoyingly meek personality they imbued her with and the harder than steel physicality the gameplay gives her. Old Lara had a perfect blend of stoicism, wit, and introspective reverence. She didn't waste half the game talking about everything or crying about the danger she found herself in.

The unpopular opinion here is actual strong women have personalities with masculine traits like stoicism. Ripley didn't showboat or play up her status as a woman, she just said what she needed to and went about her fucking day. New female heroes rarely have that anymore and reboot Lara is a perfect encapsulation of that.

>>84723196
I preferred he older looks. They were classical and exotic at the same time. Now she just looks like a generic above average brunette and we have more than enough of those.

>>84722886
Physically repulsive. It's like a plain ten-year-old.

>>84722909
Nice. First post is often a bitch looking to screech at muh soggy knees. This is a good parody.

>>84726308
>reverse virgin-killer bikini
what

She has no curves, she's very skinnyfridge.
I like small tits, but the rest of her body is too blocky, she's like Keira Knightley but without the small curves and angelic smile.

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>>84723196

Tomb Raider: Legends Lara is the best m8.

>>84731506
Meh, Brandon Lee wasn't white and he made a good Crow/Eric Draven,

Maggie Q would have made a perfect Lara a few years ago.

>>84723786
I found this girl/model Amouranth on instagram and nearly fell in love. Then i saw she had a youtube channel. Cringey awkward and unfunny with a voice that's painful to hear
Not saying this will always be the case, but there's normally a reason why cosplay girls aren't acting in anything worthwhile

>>84725489
Shit, this is actually a good shout. Would probably need to gain some weight though or it'd be Wonder Woman all over again. But still

>>84732327
>keep hiring British actors/actresses over Americans because they're classically trained and can pull off the accent near perfectly
>cast a Swedish actress as a British part because she won a meme oscar
Hollywood's a funny cunt, I'll give em that

>>84733062
Speaking of Nikita...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyndsy_Fonseca

There's your NuLara. You're welcome.

>>84722886

This is about nu-tomb raider so yes.

It'll never be Tomb Raider for me anyways so I don't care.

>>84733204
>American
you can't just hire any hot actress, she needs to have an English accent at the VERY least

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>>84722886
lmao might as well hire Buck Angel

>>84733224
Actors. Acting. Lots of Brits play americans and americans play brits.

Lyndsy has a perfect british accent.

>>84733188
To be fair Vikander's standard British accent is pretty good, her normal voice is even rather British. Looks wise I think she doesn't fit.

>>84725212
This


>>84725748

Stop talking shit about my waifu

>>84733224
Then why did they cast Vikander?

>>84733245
>Lyndsy has a perfect british accent.
#doubt

>>84727718
>human labor
Who says anything about labor? It's all about consumption now. A smart thinking man won't spend more than he needs to spend. A consumerist slave will keep consuming as much as (((they))) want him to consume

>>84733274
#?

wtf?

>>84733349
>he doesn't use hashtags
#whengrampagoeson4chan

>>84732895
Rhona Mitra could have done it honestly, her acting hasn't really been shown to be any where than Jolie's version. Unfortunately she's probably too old now.

>>84733299
>A smart thinking man won't spend more than he needs to spend

Yeah, slaving away 40-50 hours every week and hoarding what little money you have left at the end of the month, sounds like fun.

>>84733062
>wasn't white
This is kind of ignoring that he was half white and unless you knew who his father was he could very easily just pass for another early '90s white rockstar/actor. I know it's not really kosher for modern progressives, but white heritage and genetics aren't just negative space.

>>84732874
She is too big 2bh

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>>84722886
New Tomb Raider is insultingly bad

>>84725707
>>84725365
tfw you have wider hips than both these. at least ive got my looks

>>84726379
whats wrong with her leg

>>84733581
I can almost see her pussy!!!

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>300 replies
> no one has posted best cosplay yet

Cast her. NOW.

While I fap furiously.

>>84733811
>some 6/10 in tight clothing

>>84733811
>shorts so tight you can see the shape of her mound
MORE

>>84733811
She doesn't look like she could backflip over a pit of spikes to evade a rolling boulder then gun down two mercenaries

>>84722909
to be honest, I didn't think real women could look like that girl on the right

>>84723768
because higher quality would display all the flaws she has while the lower quality let's your imagination fill in the gaps and perfect her
it's a tactic all women use, even just your average 5/10 nerdy girl will always take potato photos to mask bad skin or certain other traits, then apply a bunch of filters to do it further and crop the photo for better proportions
pictures are not at all a representation of reality in any sense when it comes to women

>>84733844
She's a porn actress. Dani Daniels.

>>84733811
>Uneven legbraces REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>84723196
i hate how in rise her tits got bigger, she was perfect before but no they needed to appeal to basement dwelling virgins
looks literally dont matter, always

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>>84733907
true

>inb4 99% on RT

>>84725365
I'm a guy, and I legit have more curves...

>>84732447
She'd have been perfect. Why can't we have nice things?

>>84734109
THICC
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>>84722886
Flat as a busty woman? They will go bankcrupt on the cgi tits.

>>84733557
Yeah Karima was perfect, no idea if she can act though. And her heritage would trigger the Trumptards.

>>84731365
>your face will never be inbetween those thighs

>>84734214
she's a 5/10
christ you fags are desperate

>>84734227
you must be surrounded by hot babes then, that's far from average

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>>84723616
>giant tits
>giant

>>84722886
>>84723377

>Nu-lara

>>84725507
fass needs to go to Specsavers

Emma Watson would be perfect

>>84734246
you must live in the UK

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>>84734247
please do not laugh at the chestlets, they live harsh lives

>>84734227
>implying you wouldn't fuck her if you had a chance you contrarian faggot
She's a 6 in the face.
But combining it with that body and those fertile hips makes her an 8 at the least.

>>84725552
this.

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>>84725707
Even for a nigger thats disgusting.

>>84725707
Fass is a straight up faggot, take this negro fellow for instance.

Horrible casting. Plus... she ugly!

>>84732629
I would enjoy to shoot my man gravy on her sweet roast of beef.

>>84731365
>those babyhands next to monster hips/thighs

Looks retarded.

>>84727993
>always hear about how hot fassy is from chicks
>see him in pictures
>no shoulder width
>skinny legs
>can't grow nice facial hair
i feel a little bit better about my biology now

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>>84732918
This. Fassie is a handsome guy but got shit taste.

>>84732945
Based Titwell.

>>84723691
ugly face desu

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>>84728576
She had nice tits faggot.

You probably think tits are only big if they're fake balloons, though.

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>>84723196
I kind of liked her natural look in the 2013 game better. It fit with the more realistic tone they were going for. She looks like a fucking botox model in Rise. It's distracting.

>>84734683
5/10 nipples too far apart

>>84726610
focus dissonance

just make the trump text blurrier and it's fine

>>84734683
Her tits were fine, but they did use some tricks to make them appear bigger than they really were in the Tomb Raider movie.

>>84734608
actresses he has fucked in movies
>Kiera Knightley
>Rooney Mara
>Marion Cotillard
>Penelope Cruz
>Mia Wasikowska
and last but not least
>Ian McDiarmid

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>>84734683
>She had nice tits
Those fucking pancakes nice? Well memed newfriend.

>>84734808
>he thinks that's pancake tits
underage newfag

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>Lara Croft in the 90s:
Sex symbol
>Lara Croft today:
Feminist icon

>>84734761
what's this post supposed to do? make me feel bad because i didn't get to fuck ian mcdiarmid?

>>84734840
Same as Wonder Woman.

>>84735043
Feminism is a barren movement, it's only natural that they dislike any sign of fertility. The only good side of Kim Kardashian is that she made curves trendy again. Eventually, Hollywood will get the memo when the movie fails at the BO. But I'm afraid cucks will still watch

>>84735842
>he wouldn't rail gal gadot
faggot

>>84733811
is dis dani daniels?

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>>84726368
Is this porn?
If yes, sauce please.