*cuts pizza with scissors*

>>84716884
That style of muscled sweaty dudes wearing thin ass gold chains is like the gayest shit ever

*axe attacks all inferiors*

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>Eurocucks have never had an authentic San Francisco pizza

That will be 29.99 plus tip

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What was meant by this?

>>84716939
Miss 80's Cali yet?

Nice place on a cops pay

>>84716988
It was a pretty nice apartment.

>cops pay

Reminds me: I think Columbo mentions his salary was $11k a year. This was back in California in the 70s.

>>84716936
looks amazing t b h f a m

>>84716939
Holy shit

Wood grain floors

>>84716939
It was showing that he's such a manly man that he barely concerns him with basic domestic skills, and that there's clearly not a woman in this lone wolf's life to help him with that.

>>84716936
what the fuck is that? nobody ever actually explains what the fuck is going on in that webm

swag

>>84717178
It's a San Francisco style pizza

>>84716936
Why hasn't San Francisco been nuked yet?

>>84716939

>He eats the grease soaked pointy end of the pizza slice

>>84717178
it's a whale egg

>>84717230
SOON

>>84717310
That's where the flavor is most concentrated.

>>84717203
googling san francisco piza yields no results that look like that monstrosity

>>84717178
It's from south korea. The domed ball is made of dough and inside are toppings sitting atop the bottom part of the dome. Oil or something is poured over and it is light on fire to heat the toppings and melt the cheese inside. After the fire extinguishes, the top part of the dome is then cut away and the bottom is cut into slices to "enjoy". There are different flavors of the dough domes and I'm assuming this black one is squid ink.

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>>84716922

>>84717320
whales don't lay eggs dickhead

>>84717390
What are those things inside of it, kidney beans? Looks disgusting.

>>84717568
No idea. I had one in SK though that was cheese, scallion and cranberry. Nothing special.

>>84717178
its a cum pie
the san francisco treat

>>84717438
What about your mum?

>>84716936
I thought it was a rock....then a mushroom...wtf is this?

WOOOORRRRRKIN SO HAAAARD

TRYIN TA MAKE A LIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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>>84716922

>>84716936
I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure the entire thing is undercooked.