WHAT HAPPENING

I DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE

NO NO NO!

SORRY SORRY!

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LEE MY STORE ALONE

ANCLE ANCLE

HEE SOLD TORTILLAS ON THE CORNER

BUT THE MOB WANTED IN

>>84716766
Lee didn't realize that he made a grammatical error and that those gentleman were just kindly trying to accommodate his request.

>>84716900

I don't know who dis guy is... but I want him and his tortillas DEAD

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>>84716977

PSSH PAN WAPSSH PAN

>>84716900
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS...

LITTLE TORTILLA BOY

My god, I love Jackie's movies.

>>84717050
>>84716993
>>84716900
fuck you for reminding me that i ever laughed at that fat fuck

>>84717081
Fuck YOU that bit was hilarious

WOW WOW WOW NO NO NO WOW WOW WOW

>>84716609
Who's stronger? Obi Wan with the high ground or Jackie Chan who doesn't want any trouble?

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>>84717020

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>and Owen Wilson

HUEEERRRGGHH

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AGHH YOU ASSAULTING ME?

https://youtu.be/Lo6_tr0J6hw?t=7m35s

honestly that linkin park sketch might be the funniest pablo moment ever

Why was Police Story so perfect?

>>84717494
Holy shit. 10 minutes of the same fucking premise of a joke. And I raked bill burr over the coals for spending 2/3 of his last special making fun of fatties It's like these comedians hit a level of autism where they repeat the same premise over and over hoping for a series of laughs and somehow get them.

>>84717621
no one said he's a good comedian
it's just fucking hilarious how brazen he is reusing the same jackie chan or techno club joke for an hour and just keeps going and going
his entire career is literally WHAT HAPPENING LEAVE ME ALONE

occasionally he will drop some nuggets though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aoXtUWqPoc

>>84717621
Omg shut up dude no one cares what you think jeez Louise....... die butch I wild f ositou .

>>84716609
*FLINGS BUCKET WITH FOOT*
WADDA MINITTE! I GOOOD GUI!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlRfuoChjMk

where will he end up next?
the absolute meme man

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>>84717293
Shanghai Noon and Knights are good movies.

>>84718384
holy shit, literally had no idea it was hothead this whole time

WASSUP, MY NEEGA

>>84718634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiPAAmSG-9c

WAAAAAAAAAAAH
CARTAH

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>>84718499
Wang?

OHKAY
CRISS TUCKA

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe8dgWyG-j4

>>84717023
That's old school Jackie not 90's Jackie