How will joss recreate this scene?

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>man hit by drunk driver (i.e. injured from rapid acceleration)
>superman then accelerates him 10x faster to "get him to the hospital in 2 seconds"
>"remember when I saved you lol?"
Comic books belong in the garbage.

>>84715325
He was hit by flying glass from the drunk driver driving through his office. Reading comprehension is necessary

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>>84715267
fuck you hell find a way just like he did with this iconic scene. I watch this everyday and it just gets my so pumped up I want to punch a thousand nazis

>>84715325
>didn't even read the whole page
>or cannot into reading comprehension

>>84715672
you dumb faggot retard someone literally already replied to that poster about not reading. you are a dumb ass fucking dipshit jesus fucking christ

>>84715465
lol your worldview is pathetic

>>84715267
what pussy fucking Superman is this that cant even hold some fucking chains? even a body builder could hold that shit FUCK COMICS

no wonder /co/ is an intellectual wasteland unlike /tv/

>>84715925

You've clearly never worked a day in your life if you think "a bodybuilder" could lift a chain like that.

>>84716047
well fuck you Superman can move mountains last time I check, are the chains made of kryptonite?

>>84716047
I could lift those chains

>>84716158
No you can't.

>>84715465
This movie was overrated as fuck but this scene was simply legendary.

>>84715925
His powers were still regerating after using his supernova too many times.

>>84716158
Maybe if they were made of aluminum or something.

>>84716216
Rwaarrgghhh

>>84715267
What are they protesting?

>>84716629
>he dindu nuffing
>Trump like figure
>Travel ban analogy

I'm just guessing

>>84716343

Fucking go back to re di t.

>>84716629
Someone leaked Superman's secret identity, and the police wanted to arrest him. Everyone was there to block the police from entering his appartment.

>>84715766

salty bitch lol

>>84716047
I can deadlift 650. I'm pretty sure I could lift those chains, maybe power clean them on to my back

>>84717052
>arrest Superman
How the fuck would they do that?

>>84715766
>samefagging

Can someone pinpoint me the exact moment where police became the bad guys?

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>>84717052
>Superman needs weak humans protecting him
wow how exciting, being a comic fan must be suffering

>>84717219
the links visible in the panel would easily weigh over 1,000 lb. Superman has big hands and he can barely get them around them, that's really fucking thick steel

>>84717277
when they started mercilessly executing innocent black people in the street. its practically a sport for them. pigs are evil

>>84717052
>Someone leaked Superman's secret identity
when I was a kid he used to fight intergalactic villains now he lift chains and fights the evil police

>>84715325
are you retarded? a collision is not the same as being accelerated, thats what being in a car is

>>84715925
this is a depowered Superman for some reason I cant remember

>>84717277
it coincided with cell phone cameras becoming a thing

>>84717236
nu-Superman cant even fly anymore

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>>84716527

>>84716343
Not really, anyone who thinks German aren't prone to collectivism has never been to Germany.

>>84715465
The fuck is that Hector Salamanca?

>>84717379
Believing in liberalism drains him of strength.

>>84717277
Only in countries where any fat chucklefuck can join the police force.

>>84715267
>And you Dante, [incredibly long and detailed expository description]

My god I finally understand why people hate comic book writing.

Superman fighting the cops was a dark time in DC history

fortunately DC has reduced SJW shit by about 75% over the last year, though it's obviously still there

>>84717356
actually the damage caused in a collision is from deceleration, which is just negative acceleration.

the vast majority of superhero films/comics would be rather less enjoyable if whiplash was represented realistically.

>>84717277
>legalized thugs
>unless you have contacts or are rich good luck having them give a fuck about you if you are a victim
>only there to force state tyranny and abuse their position
>etc.
not everyone is a state worshipping cuck

>>84717479
>I have never ready a history book: The Post

>>84717277
Tupac

go back in time, that's when it became popular

>>84718003
tupac might have been a visible turning point but it's pretty fucking obvious that the actual cause was the war on drugs.

That and perhaps the treatment of anti-war protestors.

>>84715465
Germans love being authoritarian robots though. It's simply their nature.