/got/ general

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>has dragons
>rides a horse

jon stark will win the game of thrones and I will be very happy

say it with me

THE KING OF THE NORTH

:D

>>84715242
they didn't have enought money for dragon riding back then

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>>84715231
AHHHH HELP ME GREY WORM

LITERALLY WTF
I just rewatched season 3 and Jorah, Grey Worm and Daario take Yunkai when under attack by at least 20-30 Yunkish soldiers/unsullied/sellswords and live without a scratch. Its even the first time we see Grey Worm fight and he was actually impressive. WTF happened?

>>84715285
>i'm retarded redditor
i won't say it!

>>84715303
unarmoured, presumably untrained aristocrats in clammy masks you can't see out of are very dangerous it seems
>>84715316
actually I have a very high IQ

>>84715303
>still butthurt because 114 years old baristan selmy couldn't kill more than 20 harpies

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Episode #61: “Dragonstone” (July 16)
Episode #62: “Stormborn” (July 23)
Episode #63: “The Queen’s Justice” (July 30)

too much daenerys for me

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“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.

“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.

“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”

“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.

“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.

“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”

“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.

“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.

Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

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>its a miss andy wears one of those stomach window dresses episode
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>84715374
no such thing as too much daenerys

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>>84715285

>>84715374
Jontards&sashawhales btfo

lol danytards

your bitch has Nissa Nissa stamped on her forehead, enjoy

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You're in the club and this little faggot comes up and stabs your lord commander in the back
what do?

>>84715374
The last one is about Cersei killing Tyene and forcing Ellaria to watch. So it's not all about Dany.

>>84715725
I fucking hope so, if I have to sit through one more "epic" daenerys scene where she's trying to rally up the troops I might kill myself.

God I want Dany to cuck me so bad

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Im disappointed that Tommen got rid of trial by combat before zombie Mountain could do anything interesting.

Im also disappointed by how neatly the show is wrapping up, I know the show is kinda far off from the books now but everything is way too clean; Yes, winter is finally coming but Cersei is the big bad and I know nothing bad will ever truly happen to Danny or Jon Snow.

Jon deserved to die on that battlefield, jesus christ.

>>84715781
Even 1 episode about daenerys is too much.

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>>84715285
M A K E W A Y
A
K
E

W
A
Y

>>84715810
White walkers will win btw, mark my words. The bittersweet ending will be everyone dies , the sweet part is that at least daenerys is dead.

>>84715374
Why couldn't we have gotten a whole season all about Stannis?
Three episodes at least?

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Azor Jaime!

>>84715784

>I fucking hope so, if I have to sit through one more "epic" daenerys scene where she's trying to rally up the troops I might kill myself.

You fucking know it's coming in the field of fire episode. Emilia 'emoting' and yelling out a cringy battle cry is just the worst. They'll try hard to portray her as Joan of Arc/Aragorn hybrid. And it will be comedy gold

>>84715881
Stannis was sick until he killed his daughter, I still don't believe that's how it will go down in the books at all, seems rushed and random in the show (somewhat understandably I guess)

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>>84715231
>Best character edition
>not stannis

Episode 2 is about the Greyjoy battle. Euron is the fucking first and last storm

>>84715974
Right? It's supposed to be some epic moment like tyrions trial or something and it just comes off as awkward as fuck. If she didn't have dragons she would be worse than the sandsnakes.

Will Jaime end up killing Mad Cersei?

Can't wait for the day Dany dies. I don't much care for Jon but he's still better than dany.

>>84716041
100% yes, it's obvious.

>>84715861

I fucking hope so

Other predictions for this upcoming season? Cleganebowl is definitely going to happen. However not much of a fan of the Hounds redemption arc he's always had a bit of an anti-hero vibe but his villanous acts are just way too much for me to see him being redeemed. Still prefer him to any of the moralfag Starks though.

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>>84715477
Doesn't matter. Kings in the North knelt to the dragon lords. Jon is rightful inheritor of the iron throne. Jon is the true king. Brandon is actually the knight king

>>84716001

I want to like Euron but I feel like his introduction has been too abrupt/short, I can't see how they can give him enough back story given how many episodes are left.

>>84716167
Read the book faggot

>>84716127
>Other predictions for this upcoming season? Cleganebowl is definitely going to happen
m8 did you miss the leaks?

We know every plot point, by episode

Cleganebowl is not happening, Hound goes North with Beric and Thoros

He goes beyond the Wall with them and Jon to capture a Wight

>>84716020

>I will yell and I will kill you

- Strong Female Character, DnD's style

>>84716127
What villainous acts? He hasn't really done much wrong apart from killing the ginger kid, which he was commanded to do.

>>84716204
We see him in the trailer where he is somewhere south, before he goes north.

>>84716193
I admit I haven't read the books, just going off the show honestly. I will eventually.

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>>84716204

>>84716127
What has he done that is evil aside from saying that killing is what he loves?

I just want to see the heroes of Westeros band together to save the world from the invasion by Daenerys'/Sauron's horde of bloodthirsty savages, slave soldiers, and fire-breathing monsters from hell.

It would be just like my medieval fantasy RPGs. You'd have:

- Jon (the ranger)
- Melisandre (the sorceress)
- Arya (the assassin)
- Jaime (the fallen knight)
- Brienne (the paladin)
- Bronn (the rogue)
- Tormund (the barbarian)

LA premiere is on 12th july.
maisie, manlet and his girlfriend confirmed to go so far

>>84716278
When it comes to Euron the show really doesn't compare. Most of our content with Euron is in sample chapters from the book that isn't out yet, though.

>>84716244

He killed that family when he was escorting Arya back in season 2 or 3

He justified it by saying they would have been murdered anyway but it left a bad taste in my mouth. He's still a cool character tho.

>>84716358
he didn't kill them
he just KO'd the dad and took his shit

>>84716358
He didn't kill them, he just bashed the dads head in and stole their silver. Arya didn't want him to kill them.

>>84716269
and why would he suddenly divert to King's Landing to fight his brother before going North?

Also leaks say Cersei orders FrankenGregor to kill the Wight when it's presented to her in the season finale

>>84716422
We SEE him somewhere south in the trailer.

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>>84716400
>>84716414

HDF IN FULL FORCE I SEE

Gotta rewatch now. Makes me wonder what other shit I've misinterpreted in the show now.

>>84716444

This, they tried to hide it with the glare from the sun in the trailer but it's obviously him lol.

we know jon will be in dragonstone for like 2 episodes and goes north of the wall

is it impossible for the hound to do both?

>>84716474
He's literally done nothing wrong other than be brooding and let everyone think he is evil and doesn't care.

Except for the butchers boy thing.

>>84716269
It's not before, it's after fucking newfag

Rebbitors and Tumblerites are already fingering their assholes just fantasizing about upcoming Jonerys shenanigans. What are you lot gonna finger your assholes to?

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>go on the official GoT facebook page
>see this

>>84716622
Whatever, the teleporting between north and south is fucking confusing.

>>84716648
>tumblr
>fingering to jonerys

Your "mind trick" isn't gonna work jonsafag. Tumblr is jonsatard territory

>>84716686
facebook is full of retards. reddit is much better

>>84715748
My lord commander deserved to die for letting a bunch of rapeugees into our lands and getting his position through a rigged election

I kinda like dany because she makes jonfags so fucking mad

>>84716686
Wait wat?

>>84716335
Why are only 3 people confirmed going?

>>84716827
I like her cause she triggers the absolute shit out of sansafags and tumblr

>>84715748
Fucking stab him back, not because I love Jon, but because he's my Lord Commander and I am sworn to obey his orders. Killing him is treason, and treason is a noxious weed that must be torn up, root and stem.

>>84716867
usually we don't know who's going before the premiere, so it's not that strange

What's the deal with Patchface?

>>84717212
He's the Baratheon's fourth brother

>>84716867
If there's publicity involved, you can bet Sophie will be there, probably with Joe in tow

>>84716323
>the fallen knight
>Not fighter or warrior
If you're gonna use the trope names use them all faggot.

>>84717212

he's the mouthpiece of the drowned god obvs

One thing the show did very well in S1 and S2 was Pycelle pretending to be much more old and infirm than he actually is. We only see and hear him speak without putting his act on twice - once where he bangs Ros after she leaves the room, and once when he speaks to Tyrion when he wakes up after the Blackwater.

With Ros, he does some stretches then walks briskly about the room, dressing. Before he leaves, he hunches over and groans right before opening the door. With Tyrion, he speaks to him in a clear, strong voice instead of his shitty old man rasp, informing him that he's a basic bitch and no longer hand.

Based.

>>84715231
>best character edition
Jorah? Heh, maybe.
I hope he steals the dragons and kills the fat cunt tho.

>>84717940
pycelle speaks normally to tywin in that deleted scene. they kind of threw pycelle's character out of the window by season 2, it seemed like they were going to make him a larger part of the story.

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>mfw, in the Clash prologue, maester Cressen reflects that, after the Baratheon's parents died, he loved Stannis most of all the brothers because "No one else did, and he needed it the most."

Thoughts on jaqen h'ghar turning out to be syrio?

would be super fan service if it was true

>>84718024
Never seen that scene tbqh.

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>>84715231
How will Dany will react when she finds out Jon is rightful ruler?

>>84716686
what was on the shirt?

>>84716335
I wish it wasn't on a fucking Wednesday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m5FRif-RCk
lmao, they sound like brainwashed idiots. especially maisie it looks like she's literally reading what she's supposed to say

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>>84718056
Her entire arc is fucking retarded.

>>84718056
jaqen is syrio, it's obvious. rorge and biter were terrified of jaqen, the only explanation that makes any sense for why they were scared of him is they saw him change his face when they were in the black cells from syrio to jaqen.

they're not going to do it in the show though

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How will /got/ get ready for the big opening?

>>84718076
What do you mean, jonfag? I thought inheritance doesn't matter anymore? Or does that only count when it helps Jon become kitn? I have trouble keeping up with all your hypocrisy

>>84718171

Yeah I can't see how they could do it in the show, you never know though I guess.

>>84718076
let's be generous and assume jon is rightful ruler (which he's not)
dany will be happy that not everyone in her family is dead. also at that point neither her nor jon will care about iron throne

>>84718071
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMXJlUIQP94

>>84718178
only an autist would follow the established rules of the universe so dogmatically as you are
very much a telltale sign of autism

there are plenty of examples of the real life rules being subverted when a man of strength comes to prominience in real life parrellels. Henry 7th to name just one, that man had no legitimate right to inheritance at all

>>84718242
the faceless men are different in the show. when jaqen drinks poison and kills him self arya starts ripping off his faces and she sees that he's wearing arya's face. then she goes blind. it doesn't really make any sense.

>>84718291
More cleaning animals? really?

>>84718308
magic nigga

>>84718115
>most of the cast think Sansa should rule either winterfell or KL
did D&D tell them to say that? Or did they somehow not get that she's mentally challenged and none of her action make any sense?

I only started coming to /got/ at the start of season 6, so I've been wondering - where does the "it's like poetry, it rhymes" meme come from?

>>84718335
It was deleted for being redundant, the last D&D made such a choice
Hes symbolically gutting the tullies I think

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>>84718178
You're back Stannis autist?
I thought you died with your king? You can always kill yourself now.

>>84718335
it's D&Ds on-the-nose symbolism, the fish is house tully's sigil, and he's gutting it. first season he was gutting a stag (baratheon). i'm glad they didn't include that scene, it's really obnoxious.

>>84718383
Well I know where you were before you came here
Its from the George Lucas talking about the prequels

>>84718406
Never thought about the symbolism. Wasn't it a stag in the tent? He certainly didn't kill Robert.

>>84718303
Then who cares about Jon in regards to him or dany? Dany is obviously the more accomplished and superior choice, why would anyone choose some pathetic midget who gave up his own throne to dany herself

>>84718308
From what I understand that happened because he said the faces were like "poison" to somebody who wasn't "no one".

From a show only perspective btw.

>>84718434
I agree
I dont understand where the massive Lannister Pycelle hatred comes from in the show
Neither Tywin nor Cersei ever expressed such hatred for him because he was their pawn

>>84715285
I can't imagine caring about any "character" ""winning"" """the game of thrones"""

What a shit show this has become. I do hope that Mother of Burgers, Cersei, Jon Snow, and Sansa die.

>>84718469
dany is not more accomplished

her CV might have better stats but jon has a far stronger character profile

>>84718411
I don't care about stannis because I'm not autistically obsessed with fictional characters like your pathetic NEET self is.

>>84718500
When has Jon ever won a battle without someone needing to come in and save his ads?

Dany is objectively more accomplished than he is, sorry your boner for kit has taken all the blood from your brain and you can't wrap your mind around the obvious facts

>>84718446
Yeah. I think its just to convey hes a threat to other houses but you generally dont eat a wolf(which would make the most sense).

>>84718446
he's just gutting the stag, we never see him kill it.

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>>84715231
>best character edition

easely the best char on the show with best development

>jonautists still buttflustered over queen dany

>>84718497
I want the ending to be the remaining characters all held up in some castle in the middle of a frozen dead Westeros negotiating some peace with the Others and winter ending. Almost all of Westeros is gone because after all the warring the Others just rolled over everybody when they attacked. The king or queen who won the game will just be whoever negotiated the peace, showing the whole game to be basically pointless

>>84718598
no, they fucked his character all up. they should have just followed something similar to what happens to him in the books

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>>84718508
>I'm not autistically obsessed
But anon you show all the signs of autism. I know Stannis fags are delusional but this anon is a new low. Your attack on us “Jon autists” or as we like to call ourselves Jon bros” is pitiful since all of /got/ knows that we are the most well adjusted folks in this thread. You can show your mom I posted this too she's also a Jon bro

>>84718545
so he's too emotional to be the best tactician who ever lived, it doesn't matter.

punished snow is a greater warrior than prime jaime lannister

jon who killed qhorin? boy
jon who defeated the wildlings outnumbered 1000 to 1? boy
jon who defeated the legendary karl tanner? boy

PUNISHED.
SNOW.

MAN

he is barely hitting his prime and anyone wise is backing him now, just like investing in bitcoin in 2007

>>84718622
Its them keeping the stupid "love" story with Cersei going that ruins it
It is so fucking annoying

>>84718648
John didn't defeat Karl you retard he had his ads handed to him and a woman had to come up from behind and save his fat ass

Hey.... kind of like botb

>>84718648
Who killed jon? A 12 year old boy

>>84718644
Damn imagine being this pathetic

>>84718694
they had it all set up for jaime to finally be sick of cersei's shit, and then they fucked it all up. it all comes down to the scene where jaime lets tyrion out of the cell. they fucked that scene up and they've been trying to correct it ever since.

Reminder that former-king jon gives the north to dany

>>84718757
t. Salty Stannisfag

>>84718741
jon killed him right back
>>84718720
if you follow bronns school of bushido ( as I do)

you would understand that only the victory is important during a life and death situation
the means are irrelevant, and if tanner was defeated by outside means, he should have took measures to control them before the fateful engagement even occured

-anonymous

>>84718694
they keep it for poetry
because at the end he will kill her she have become the mad king but queen poetry

since you all hate game of thrones so much


maybe just stop watching it???

>>84718822
Anyway, a peasant woman saved Jon from being killed by Karl

>>84718822
Karl tanner the "fookin legend" of gin alley was robbed of the throne.

>>84718832
too little too late. it doesn't work that well, the bitch has been crazy for a while, but it takes her blowing up the sept for jaime to finally realize she's gone off the deep end? ehh.

>>84718872
karl should have won the hearts and minds of the peasant women before putting his life on the line

jon is the greater warrior

>>84718898
Anyway, a weak peasant woman saved Jon from being completely annihilated by Karl tanner

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So now in the GoT mod for CK2 Aegon can switch to Rhllor if he invades Essos instead of Westeros, as he switched to the Seven when he invaded Westeros. Pretty cool, I just wish Knights and Tourneys didn't have to be tied to the seven.

remember that time a crippled 8 year old also saved Jon from being killed by wildlings

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>>84715285
wew

>>84718985
?

>>84718644
YOU DON'T HAVE RIGHT TO POST EMILIA PHOTOS FUCKING JONFAG!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84718982
why would the targs be worshipers of rhllor in the first place? fire built their entire fucking empire

>>84718955
only cuz it was indoors and his longsword was sub-par

and only because that version of jon snow was less than prime

current jon snow would dispatch him in a 1x1m room in under 16 seconds

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YASSS QUEEENN
SLAAAAYYYYY

>>84719049
Figures youd pretend not to know what I'm talking about

https://youtu.be/zHUgHBeDfuI

>>84719094
at least shes relatively skinny again

>>84719074
Valyrian's had their own religion that mostly died with the Doom. The surviving North Valyrians still worship it, and the Targaryens did before they converted. There are also Valyrian worshipers in Old Volantis.

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>>84718445
>mfw I actually started browsing r/asoiaf because the discussion on /got/ was so fucking shitty

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>>84718896
ofc now mad king wanna burn the people with wild fire she actually did it and its queen now
i think this will happen she is still his love but he will kill back stab her like the mad king and kill her gregor clegane will kill him or wound him real bad brienne will avenge him because she has a thing for him but he love only cersei he like brienne because she is everything he wanna be a honor knight but he cant because of his family and "the things he have to do for love"

>>84719086
Anyway, Jon would be dead if it weren't for a weak starving peasant woman and an 8 year old paraplegic >>84719143

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>s1
nice
>s2
nice
>s3
nice
>s4
nice
>s5
why
>s6
WHY

>>84715303
Why did they kill this character off? Did they not like the actor? I don't understand. Were they making room for Tyrion and only wanted one mentor type?

>>84719312
Sure jontard, sure.

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>>84719143
Slipped my mind because of the fact he was saved by supernatural powers not a literal 8 year old but yeah.

>>84715378
moot is dead

>>84715980
it won't go down like that in the books. Stannis would never do that, i do still believe Brienne will kill him though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q14AuWiltIw
JONSA OTP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>84719368
Yeah and Jon was saved from Karl by a dagger and not a literal weak peasant woman

I fucking knew I could smell tumblr.

Those antidany posts were too obvious

>>84719449
i fucking hate this annoying brit faggot.

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>>84719449
all these delusional and pathetic jonsatards in the comments
hahahahahha i can't wait for episode 7

>>84718115
how is sansa a natural born leader lmao

>>84716686
> using facebook for anything...

>>84719465
Not gonna argue with that desu.

>>84718115
What is this video? Can't watch right now

>>84718982
Will I enjoy this mod if I've never played the base game?

>>84719629
They just say what D&D and the show's publicists tell them as a nice pc woman strong answer

>>84719038
*stabs*

>>84719094
I like how her cape looks like dragon scales.

>>84719249
I think Tyrion really will be the one to kill her. I think it was all a self fulfilling prophecy. She drove him to the hatred he has for her. Pottery.

>>84719664
isaac:
i think sansa should rule winterfell
and i think jon snow should get the iron throne
actually no scratch that. flip that around
i think sansa should get the iron throne
and i think jon snow should rule winterfell

kit [looking autistic and sad]
sansa rule the iron throne..
arya rule winterfell
and i'd have jon go back to the wall

maisie:
sansa should rule winterfell [you can her the saddness in her voice]
and arya and bran should help her
and jon snow should rule the iron throne

sophie:
i think the stark that should rule winterfell is..
sansa because she deserves it
*insert shit she usually says here*

>>84719893
I never expected Sasnsa would be the "fan favorite" that the show needs to shove down our throats so much.

>>84719893
If this happens I will actually be sad.

>>84719893
Fucking barf

>>84719893
What the fuck is wrong with them

>new Preston came out yesterday
>it's more Prepping the Bull for Winter

dammit

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>84718618
There's almost no way the series doesn't end with a Magnificent Seven tier ending. Dany's visions in the House of the Undying foreshadowed it too.

>>84720012
I don't mind, when there's a lot about Elia "Any grown man wants to spank me?" Sand.

>>84719893
And yet sansawhales still CONSTANTLY whine about how badly Sansa gets treated by d&d

>>84719893
>4 out of 4 thinks Sansa should rule Winterfell or all of Westeros
>Same Sansa who hasn't done a single intelligent thing in the series, doesn't have ANY loyalty from ANYONE, no fighting skills, no commanding skills, couldn't recruit one person, knows nothing about war, and isn't even the favorite of the Vale army that is the closest she has to supporters.

Any of you read the plotleaks?

>>84719893
>and i think jon snow should get the iron throne

they already crowned him king in the north why the fuck would he care about the iron throne

If the Starks worship the Old Gods/weirwood, why are they buried in the crypts where the old gods can't reach their corpses?

>>84720504
>why are they buried in the crypts where the old gods can't reach their corpses

what did he mean by this

>>84719893
>actually no scratch that. flip that around
>i think sansa should get the iron throne
why does anyone here like modern day isaac hempstead wright again?

>>84720528
well the starks are all buried with swords to keep their souls from escaping (i.e. going into the weirwood), no?

>>84720612
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

>>84720630
I thought people who worship weirwood want to become part of the weirwood in death

>>84720612

Their souls would only be trapped there if the walls were made of dragonglass, since the spirits of dead dragons trapped within the glass repels the "ice" type spirits of the Stark bloodline. Since it isn't dragonglass, they should be okay. But if a Stark dies inside Dragonstone, that would be bad news.

>>84720711
It'd be cool if Bran could let other Starks warg him. Maybe we could get some more Ned scenes.

>>84720677
where the hell did you get that idea? no. the weirwoods are all old greenseers that have went full tree-mode, like what bloodraven was becoming.

>>84720504
The crypts are probably part of an endless labyrinth under westeros that crosses paths with Westwood roots though

>>84717745
>1 hand

>>84720824
Weirwood*

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>>84720504
If the Starks worship the Old Gods then why is there a Sept in Winterfell?

>>84720903
TULLY

SHITS

>>84720903
because southern fucking shits

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>>84715231
how would she react if i told her that she's just a glorified softcore pornstar?

is the telltales game good?

>>84720742
What?

>>84720967
Its entertaining and more book-like. Gets you some cool insights into that world, but some people didn't like it.

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i hope emilia goes to LA premiere.
it's been long since we had some cute emilia rose photos, and i want tumblr and twitter to finally stop with their retarded rumors

>>84720435
Sophie said Sansa because she's a narcissist
Maisie said Sansa because they're buddies
Isaac and Kit said Sansa because if they said either of themselves they'd be called a misogynistic evil white man

Well maybe kit could get away with it but Isaac would get fucking mauled and I doubt he cares about the show enough to stir any shit up

>>84721085
I don't like her teeth, but I can't explain why

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>made the thread
>200 posts so far
>i'm still here
wtf i'm doing with my life?

>>84721275
nothing, like the rest of us

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>>84721275
>wtf i'm doing with my life?

>>84718896
>too little too late. it doesn't work that well, the bitch has been crazy for a while, but it takes her blowing up the sept for jaime to finally realize she's gone off the deep end? ehh.
Actually its because she lies to jonny snuh hes with her in s7 all the way before that

>>84720551
I don't know if he could have given an answer that made it more obvious he doesn't really watch or care about the show

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>>84721275
Spending it with us

>>84720551
Let's be fair the little homo was probably thinking about dicks when they asked him the question so he just gave a generic answer

>>84721599
We have that in common

>>84721699
well if we're being fair then dicks are in fact more entertaining to think about than game of thrones

>>84721831
Agreed

Why does Sansa deserve Winterfell? Bran is literally Robbs heir.

>>84722246
because sansa is the only stark thats been through hard times n stuff

Lads, why can't we leave /got/? I thought the final season would mean freedom, but now all these prequel spin offs.

>>84721604
d'aw he's so cute and diplomatic

>>84722379
Bran faced white walkers trying to eat his face off and became a tree so he could realise the ultimate battle between ice and fire??

>>84722567
but sansa was raped
she was RAPED

>>84722379
She caused all the hard times to happen.

>>84722602
>raped by medieval standards = not real rape

>>84722712
Were Lysa and Catelyn raped?

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>>84721599
sad because he used to be super excited about the show now he only talks about it if hes on the clock

>>84722602
I mean, yes she was but so was Cersei by Robert? So was pretty much every high born lady reluctantly sold off to men of other houses for political reasons? Ramsay was next level evil but that doesn't make his rape any worse than literally every other lord.

Oh yeah don't forget that time that Bran could pushed off of a fucking castle and paralysed.

>>84722750
Yes

>>84722828
yeah but sansas suffering matters more because lots of women use her as their self insert and so they felt personally victimized.

also because rape gives you magic STRONG WOMAN powers.

>>84722860
Weird that I didn't see anyone rejoicing when Joffrey commanded to put Eddard the rapist to death.

tbf you'd rather be raped than crippled

>>84722866
So boys who want to be heroes and wizards have to step aside? Also how was writing her as a perpetual victim for 5 seasons empowering for women exactly?

>>84722750
no?

>>84722961
if we didn't live in sjw world then it should be pretty uncontroversial to say that being crippled is worse than being raped. both take your physical autonomy away from you, however 1 lasts for only a few minutes and all thats left is mental scarring, the other lasts the rest of your life and permanently ruins you both physically and mentally

>>84722567
>>84722828
>>84723199
didnt one of the leaks say bran has a monologue about how he's seen how much worse sansa and arya had it than him for all those years

>>84723165
Then Sansa wasn't raped either.
Catelyn&Lysa were forced into marriage by their father. They had LESS consent than Sansa; Sansa at least had a choice at some point. Catelyn and Lysa didn't have any.

>>84715285
The white walkers should win. Game of Thrones should not have a happy ending. It should end like season 1 ended. The audience should feel like shit afterwards, not some fan service garbage.

>>84723267
The leaks are so inconsistent I don't even both making assumptions anymore.

I started watching Preston Jacobs not that long ago, and I didn't quite know why everyone was saying how outlandish his theories are
but then I watched his "deeper dorne" series
jesus christ

>>84723393
>starting by a tinfoil theory, and without even having the background for it

Why not start by a more reasonable one? Go with the Pink letter.

And then depending of what kind of person you are, maybe the Dornish Masterplan.
(if you're the kind of person who thinks "EVERY SINGLE WEIRD THING is just a coincidence lol :^)" then don't watch it. Don't watch any more Preston desu).

>>84723516
Nah I've watched a lot of his videos, and a lot of the stuff he says makes sense
I like how he seems to pay more attention to it than most other people, but I don't grrm puts THAT much time into connecting it all up as Preston seems to think

>>84720967
It's bad imo. It's literally a series on unfortunate events in the sense that it's just one bad thing after another. You play as a family that gets fucked over episode after episode till you finally get to a climax that ends on a horrible and unsatisfying cliff hanger. Imagine all of the terrible shit that happens to the starks but 2x as worse and there is never any retribution/revenge/justice for any of them. The whole game just makes you feel bad, and then it ends. Pretty fun if you're a nihilist

>>84718115
I doubt they even understand the source material. None of the actors probably have any clue what's going on in the show.

>>84715242
>has Jorah the Bear
>fucks blue-bearded fuckboi

>>84716147
That guy looks much closer to an Andal than a First Man.

Come on DnD

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>>84715477
We'll see about that

>>84716147
did you think you were proving something with this image

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>>84716147
too short

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>>84719395
We exist in a 4chan without Moot or dark moot

So do they unsullied get just their balls cut off or is it the whole package? did we ever get a definitive answer on that? Just wondering because of grey worm and miss andy and their whole relationship

>>84724447
grey worm is gonna get some with miss andy regardless next season and i'm happy for him hes a good lad

>>84723516
>>84723584
There are multiple schemers working behind the scenes throughout the story, and GRRM is weaving it in. He knows what his schemers are doing. Preston is really good at finding details and connecting them to things. Sure, many of Preston's theories will turn out to be wrong, but he will probably be closer to the truth on some of them than anyone else.

Also Preston is one of the only big ASOIAF/GoT content creators that really understands GRRM's themes and motivations.

I really liked in his newest video when he called out R+L for being creepy and inappropriate. Rhaegar fanboys btfo

>>84724447
"In Yunkai and Meereen, eunuchs are often made by removing a boy's testicles, but leaving the penis. Such a creature is infertile, yet often still capable of erection. Only trouble can come of this. We remove the penis as well, leaving nothing. The Unsullied are the purest creatures on the earth."

>>84724447
we get the answer this season if it's the pillar with the stones. I'm pretty sure it's just the balls given grey worm sex scene with the girl with the slave feet

>>84719094
Can't wait till she burns traitorous scum alive

>>84724800
lol oops

>>84718383
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc

>>84724800
ah that clears it up thanks.
so at least grey worm can give her the pink worm

>>84724983
the show retconned it

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Is there a bigger bro in the history of GoT?
Edd is based

>>84725062
interesting retcon lmao

reminder in the books jon will get ahold of danys green dragon and there'll be a second dance of dragons.

jons faction obviously the greens and daenerys' the blacks like the last greens and blacks

>>84718583
That's because he cleans it up and gets it ready to be eaten, in the same way that Cersei/Littlefinger killed Robert intentionally, and Tywin cleaned up their mess and sorted shit out after Robert died, becoming the unofficial ruler of the seven kingdoms.

>>84718648
Punished Jon and punished Stannis are far better than they ever could have been, had things gone exactly the way they wanted.

>>84723267
Arya did go through some shit, but it was largely her fault, and she just turned into a sadistic serial killer in response. Sansa just sat around being useless and doing a whole load of fuckall, sometime even making situations worse by her ineptness and emotional instability/lack of maturity. Bran got shat on quite a bit, he wasn't ever close to being raped, but nearly dying every single day and being crippled permanently definitely would have taken its toll on his mental health.

The person who's had the worst rap would be Theon, he hasn't done anything worse than what a good deal of the other major and secondary characters did, yet his punishment far eclipsed that of anyone else.

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>>84723267
the fuck

>>84726301
>Killing two innocent boys to save his wounded pride is not abominable.
at least Karstarks were squires, in their teens, and it was some distorted sense of revenge. Theon didn't want to look like the fuck up he was.

>>84726301
theon deserved everything he got

>>84726604
neh not really. usually the punishment for something like theons crimes would just be a beheading or hanging.

>>84726604
Kill yourself, Starkfag. Theon chose his blood over his captors. If the Greyjoys were the protagonists, Theon would be seen as a hero.

I guess Theon is too complex of a character for Starkfags

>>84723267
based d&d putting a fucking white males in their place

>>84726700
>theon betrays the only real friend of his entire life to impress some retards that don't even like him, also murders innocent people
yeah what a great hero
greyjoys were a mistake

>>84726730
theon is more complex of a character with deeper motivations behind his mistakes than jaime.

there, i said it.

>>84726700
>people think we are talking about his betrayal
he killed to very young kids to not look like a fool. Not because they had some claim to a throne or lordship, not because they were part of a family they offended him, not because they had information. Because he didn't want to be laughed at.

>>84726757

t. brainlet showfag

>>84726757
>muh daddy issues
wow so complex

how much you wanna bet nymeria is going to come out of nowhere at some point and save aryas ass

>>84716269
people reckon that it could be bronn

anyone has the 'friendship ended with mudsir' GOT version pic?

>>84715374
I really don't like the daenerys storyline. anyone else feels the same?

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>>84726927
this is the only one I could find on google

>>84726973
you're so special and brave, anon!

>>84726927
>>84726994
I swear I had the one with davos and jon
i gotta organise my /got/ folder better

>>84727018
there is is saw it here recently but cant find it
can u look in your folder?

>>84727004
STFU fag.
I mean for deanerys, everything comes conveniently to her.
Alteast everyone else is making their own efforts to achieve their goals.

>>84727157
youre the first person to ever have this opinion im pretty sure

>>84727157
> conveniently
opposed to what, being nominated to command because of your family and the meddling of your fat best friend? Dying because of shitty leadership and just being resurrected? Demonstrating a complete lack of foresight and battle know-how and just being declared king? Dany is annoying, and the Dragons are a boon, but at least she fucking was clever enough to win the unsullied army, instead of being handed the vale for, reason.

>>84727279
Daenerys is where she is because of her advisers and fire. She had Mormont, that old man, she has Tryion, Missandei, Varys to to talk sense to her.
She won unsullied army because he burnt their leader to crisp.
She failed multiple times, but someone at the right moment came to help her.

Does Jon snow fugg Danny in spoilers? Isn't that is aunt? Pretty hot

>>84716204
Where are the leaks? I missed them?

>>84727889
he doesn't know its aunt though so its fine. to him its just some fine ass fair haired bitch

>>84727372
tyrion and varys have done literally nothing for her, book or show. Mormont did nothing in Astapor. The unsullied maneuver was a risk,entirely her own, and worked. Not even a dany apologist. She's an idiot when it comes to Mereen and marrying Hizdar was incredible short sighted. But the unsullied were earned.

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>>84728277
we'll see

>>84719306
More like
>s1
nice
>s2
nice
>s3
nice
>s4
ok
>s5
WHY
>s6
WHYY

Everyone was so hype during the the first 3 seasons, ESPECIALLY the actors. Now half of them hate the show, and the other half is afraid to admit it. D&D don't give the actors any freedom to breathe anymore, just read NCWs new TIME interview.

>>84723643
The game left me with severe depression for about an entire week. And I had reoccurring nightmares with that niggress saying WESTEROSI every fucking minute

>>84729398
What is with leaders in this story burning ships on a whim? Like, I'd assume wood was a pretty valuable commodity in, you know, a fucking desert.

>>84729554
dorneniggers and northniggers, they're one in the same

>>84729740
The Andals did nothing wrong.
First men and Rhoynar are subhuman

>>84729398
I thought the city is called Dorne in the show

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How do you pronounce Asshai? ass-hi?

>>84729974

Ash-eye.

Ashee

>>84729974
Az-sha-eye

>>84729974
Asshai

>>84729974
as-hey

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>Hello Jon Snow, I'm Meli from Ashy Ass Hi 'Eye

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You are given the option of watching the first three hours of season 7 tomorrow, or listening to this man read random segments of Encyclopedia Britannica for three hours. What do you chose?

>>84730196
as tempting as the second option is, I'd have to choose getting in on the early s7 shitposting

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Cast her

>>84730259
large-assed spunky peasant girl
oonaposter is back?

>>84730259
A random whore in Kings Landing.

>>84730259
Lady For'n of House Hoare last living descendant of Harren the Black

>>84730259
>Cast her
into the river I hope

>>84730259
Mirri Maz Duur

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>>84715285
>>84723335
To the retards who haven't already figured it out:
>daenerys takes king's landing, sits on the throne
>jon snow gets to rule winterfell and the north
>then they fight the white walkers with dragons
It's pretty fucking obvious that ((they)) are gonna give it an ending that pleases the normie majority in order to get good ratings.
>Prove me wrong

What will the next thread be about I wonder.

>>84726851
No, it couldn't.

>>84730196
I honestly wouldn't even watch the episodes now if I had them. I'll watch them same time as /got/ and the only reason I'll do it is to know wtf /got/'s talking about. after S5/6 (and S7 leaks) I have zero interest on the show.

>>84715303
>>84715340
>>84715368
>>84715378
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.

Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -


Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast or droning on about characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant


Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.

If any of this post upsets you please do not whine like a child, kindly piss off to /lit/ and try not to weep when you get bullied.

>>84730723
Its become fertilizer for shitposts. No one at this point suffers from any delusions otherwise.

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>>84718056
It would boring and shit writting.

Jaqen H'ghar = Jaqen H'ghar
Syrio Forel = Syrio Forel

Unless you mean that Jaqen H'ghar = Syrio Forel = Jaqen H'ghar, then you're right.

>>84730894
Fuck off jaqensperg

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>>84718308
>when jaqen drinks poison
You mean the old ugly nigger who drank the poison?

Also didn't arya hallucinate that whole event with faceless men commiting suicide and seeing waif with jaqen face and shit?

And did the faceless men who drank the poison really died? Maybe it was a fucking stunt.

>>84718474
Non-canon you mean?
Only a poisonous dream?

>>84730894
jaqen = rape

>>84730564
Thats were Jaqen H'ghar (The Alchemist) went for the "Death of Dragons" and killed the fat novice Pate.

>>84730923
Eat shit faggot

>>84731439
>>84731459
Nice 9gag post, kid

>>84731468
Thanks bro, although it was the wrong post

>>84730584
>>84730584
>>84730584

>>84731557
isle of homos