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>Make sure Tony takes good care of my wife after I go

>>84713274
>fuck hut

>>84713274
>tfw we actually memed Raimi posting into reality
There's early footage of hard R Spider-man, like with Tugboat saying "Fuck"

BURDEN OF THE WHITE MAN

>>84713501
That footage was well known during the release of Spider-Man 1 already. Raimi did it because execs didn't want Tobey maguire to play Spider-Man, they wanted a more heart-throb type actor to play him. Raimi wanted to show off how buff Tobey was, and to also show that he could be taken seriously in an action scene.

>>84713501
tv is more powerful than you can imagine

>>84713274
>Remember Peter, diversity is code word for anti white.
Imagine if this came out today

>>84713274
>Around blacks never relax
For fuck's sake Sam

>>84713274
>Beter I don't want you hanging out with that Downey Junior guy or whatever anymore, he's a bad influence on you! Furthermore he doesn't look white. I don't care how much money the man has, if he looks Mexican then I'm gonna report his ass to the immigration police!

>>84713274
steamy ladyboy sex

>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>84713274
>newfag still can't blankpost

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>>84713501
>>84713274
why did raimi add 2 hours of uncle ben killing gooks in nam in the extended version?
it felt so real...

>>84713673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nkboMqYhSA

>>84713830
>I cooked so many gooks they named a brand of rice after me

Jesus Christ, Raimi

>>84713717
>not taking the simple time to alter the names

>>84713274
>Not a single mention of his existence
>Replaced with a cringe-inducing scene about "Larb"

Is he the biggest cuck in motion picture history?

>>84714031
Wait till the next movie

>>84713274
>Werehouse

It was a different time...

Honestly though, I'm watching Spider-man 1 and it's really in a league of it's own.

Raimi had such flair that no one capeshit movie has come close to

>>84713274
With greater frames makes a better hentai - Peters uncle Anime Ken

>>84713837
What happened, Onion, you used to be funny

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I've got an excerpt of a deleted scene from the final movie, I hope it's in the directors cut.

Peter: I don't know Aunt May, with the Stark Internship I've been pretty bruised.

May: Where exactly did you get hurt? I don't see any bruises on you!

Peter: Well...it's on my asshole.

Aunt May looks in shock and takes a quick peek, gasping suddenly.

May: Why would anybody punch a young boy like you in the, well, the rear end? It just seems silly!

Uncle Ben bursts through the door, holding an Ironman suit headpiece in his hand as he stomps into the room.

Ben: Listen to me May, nobody punched Peter in the butt, they FISTED him in the butt. Those dirty homosexuals, first they take the prefex of our race like some sort of filthy faggot joke, and now this. Peter, tell me who did it, and I'll make sure they pay for what they did to you.

Peter: Uh well I uh, I don't know if...

May: Let him be! You shouldn't be in here!

May pushes Ben off of Peter who was previously being loomed over by Ben's massive figure.

Ben: Don't touch me sweetheart, I know how to keep my brother's wife's son safe, believe in me.

Security guards start restraining Uncle Ben, he looks at Peter as they begin to drag him away.

Ben: Listen to me Pete! The spics, the niggers, they're bringing in homosexuality and aids to destroy our white race while the rest pollute our bloodlines with their filth! Don't fuck that Liz girl, the Vulture made a grave mistake of race mixing!

Ben looks into the camera as he's dragged off set, still screaming about African Americans and Homosexuality, also somehow including the Jewish race in there.

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>Peter..

>>84713861
jesus christ

>>84714905
>He was White Peter
>All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me.
>Was I wrong boy?
>Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian
>Oh Peter, thank you
>[Uncle Ben dies smiling]
One of the most moving scenes in cinema history history.