Why does the new Spiderman have jungle fever?

>>84710484
Well he was bitten by an exotic spider

Progressivism

He's a "political" racemixer as a way to #resist GURUMP

>>84710484
they wanted Zendaya to be his love interest but not just in the first movie, and how would it look if Peter would date a white girl in the first movie but then switches to a black girl later

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>>84710484
A man of taste

>>84710749
fat short nigger

Don't blame him

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>>84710749
Black women look like black men with breasts

>>84710484
Tom Holland is gay

>>84710576
This

The film literally tells us it's patriotic to protest our government in one of the scenes

>>84711078
Well, it is. The founding fathers said so.

>>84711078
But she was protesting embassies. Not the US government.

>>84711060
All he has to do is pretend to like kissing a girl. Liberace could manage that.

The white man is top dog again now that king nigger and his liberal ideals are out
COLONIZED

>>84711078
>being triggered by this
Explains a lot about you lad.

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>>84710484
What does he have against Betty Brant?

>>84710484
his spider sense was tingling

>>84710749
AND NOW

WE WILL RECREATE ANCIENT EGYPT

>>84710484
Because he knows Chocolate Swirl is Master Race. All black girls want the BWC!

>>84711078
>>its patriotic to protest our government
It is unless you're the witting/unwitting pawn of some ultra rich bastards who want to fuck up your country for profit.

>>84710484
Spidey can't resist the BBC

>>84711078
It is patriotic to protest. Remember when Fox called Tea Baggers patriotic?

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Spidey has twink fever

>tfw fuckin a chubby mixed race girl

don't knock i till you try it fàm, shit's cash

>>84710749
100% natty there!

MAKE SPIDERMAN A FUCKING AMERICAN AGAIN

GOD DAMN

>>84710484
To make up for the last gay one that doesn't have sex?

>>84713276
>Implying Tom Holland isn't gayer than Andrew Garfield

>>84710484
>teenage boy being overly selective with their dick
no