What do you eat when you watch film?

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>always try to eat dinner while watching a movie
>end up eating it all before the intro even finishes because I'm a fast eater and don't like cold food

>>84709379
Anything I damn well please.

my girlfriends pussy

At home? Nothing. At the kinoplex? I bring the crunchiest foods I can as well as things with offensive odors to make sure I disturb everyone in the theater. I wrap it all up in tinfoil and then periodically crumple the tinfoil throughout the movie to make as much noise as possible.

Crispy smug nigger faces with a sip of tea.

Idk why they so cheap now. We must have a crop overload

>>84709379
>tfw no sassy negress to banter with while reading books and drinking lemonade

>>84709470
fatso

>>84709379
I just watch the film and respect the director's work.
FUCKING LARD ASSES

>>84709416
I feel your pain

>>84709379
I usually eat literal shit, figuratively that is, because most movies suck

>>84709470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUQaxSE_dGg

>>84709416
This happens to me too. I got conditioned to eat fast because of a job I worked for 5 years. They gave the option if you wanted to stay clocked in while you ate lunch, which I always did, but I would have to scarf food down to get shit done. Now I can't even get food to last through a few ads on Hulu before a show starts.

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>>84709416

iktf

>>84709711
ah-bloo-bloo

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>>84709379
popcorn if i'm not alone or doritos with cheese

The doritos maybe one in like 3 or 4 months (i go regularly to the cinema as i live in front of one) and only if i'm really hungry

>>84709379
y she so cuuuuuuute