CLEAN IT UP WAGEKEK

>>84707073

As a former Theater employee, I agree with OP.

*quits*

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>always make sure to empty my xxl drink on the seats after im done

>always put chocolate between the seats so they melt and stick to everything

>always empty my popcorn bucket around me "Oops, my fingers slipped, silly me ;^)"

>always shove my finger down my throat and projectile vomit over several rows in front of me (oh im feeling sooo sick today XD)

>always give a cheeky smile to the workers as I leave the cinema

Pick it up wagecuck

That's easy. Hard is trying to wipe semen from seats.

>>84707073
Cleaning theatres seems pretty chill until you have to clean up cum.

>>84707112
dont forget to ask your mom for money captain cuck

owyeah clear your trannyporn history or daddy wil cry again

>>84707178

>go to theatre in the city
>bunch of guys sitting in the back row
Were they all hoping some bitch would sit back there?

>>84707073
Based NEET creating jobs for poor wagecucks

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>always refill my XL popcorn specifically to dump it all over

>oops, spilled my drink!

>leave used condom I jerked off with once in the back of the theater (Rio) in the cupholder

>mfw you literally can't stop me, my money is more important than your wagie revulsion

Jokes on you I get paid to watch movie and eat all the floorcorn, free meal

also I smear my penis cheddar and sweety butt crack on every seat before anyone comes in

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>>84707178
I once rubbed one out while sitting completely alone in the back.

came all over the seats in front of me.

also anyone else spitting throughout the movie into an empty cup and then pouring it into the seats when leaving?

>>84707902
Based fappingtoRiointhebackofthetheaterposter
>>84707934
Based floorcornposter

>>84707973
I find that my milk leaves me really phlegmy, so I just hork that into the empty bottle and dump it behind the seat after the credits roll

>>84707073
To be fair, you are causing the theater to hire people to clean up unnecessary mess, therefore raising prices for you.

>>84708160

good, american cinemas need to die.

>>84708160
>being a poorfag

>>84708160

That's fine.

I'm helping to boost employment.

>>84708198
This. $15 a ticket means I can do whatever I want with my $9 popcorn

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>>84708080
I always cum like a firehose
semen goes everywhere whenever I cum, like it shoots out for like 3-4 meters.

>>84707073
All that really doesn't seem hard to clean up.

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>mfw I roll up bogies into a ball and flick them at the women in front

>>84708215
That's what I said.

>>84707973
i like to dip Skoal and fill a mountain dew bottle with my dip spit. I will usually *accidentally* spill in on the seats. I also like to jerk off into a cup of sweet tea and kick it over at the end of the movie before leaving

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>>84707073
The theater banshee is not pleased

>>84708160
It's called being a "job creator"

>>84707073
>Thinking they clean it up well enough
>You're not sitting in someone else's spit
wew

>>84708284

Same.

>>84708344
>spit
Heh, yeah, spit. Do you think I was the only one who got off some crafty ones in Frozen?

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>Tfw you drop your crab legs everywhere and Robert politely tells you not to worry about it

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>Heh, yeah, spit. Do you think I was the only one who got off some crafty ones in Frozen?

>>84707973
>>84708288
you actually go and sit in movie theatres where other people do this to seats?
normies are neat

>>84707073
Usually I don't finish my popcorn or coke and always kick it all over the floor when the film has ended, I dunno why I do this but I just do. Also public toilet i piss everywhere except the toilet, tempted to shit on the floor one day.

I always bring cling film wrap to the cinema and spread it over the upholstery. Those seats... dirty! So dirty! Crawling with filth. Dirty!

The ever-growing increase in antibiotic-resistant gonorrhoea makes visits to the cinema extremely risky.

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>Heh, yeah, spit. Do you think I was the only one who got off some crafty ones in Frozen?

I-I was an usher at Regal.

It wasn't that bad. I can't imagine being an usher in a big ass city like LA or NYC. They probably shit their own seat and sit in it for two hours after leaving their soiled undies on the floor.

>>84708452
I once shat on top of the closed toilet after a movie.
then pissed all over it and then went home.

Poor wagecuck who gotta clean it up

>>84708245
Kek gonna try this one this sunday while i enjoy my capeshit

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>another day another haircut

>>84708289
Fuck.

>>84707789
Like clockwork :')
wagies still taking the bait

I like to get a large soda cup filled with movie theater butter and drink the whole thing down. This usually gives me the runs and I'll drop trou in the back of the theater and spray liquid shit all over the immediate vicinity marking my territory. afterwards I'll move to a new area and repeat. I'll normally shit 3 or 4 times throughout the duration of the film.

I always fill up multiple syringes with egg white, wich I inject in the seat after the movie.

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>>84707073
Could be worse ...

After the movie, if I didn't like it, I pour my soda, butter, and chocolate all over my body and roll down the aisles to express my disapproval.

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>>84710124
fake and gay

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>when you smear doodoo over yourself and the wagecucks have to clean you

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>>84710334

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>>84710463
is that supposed to be an improvised slingshot?

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>98k a year job
>get WFH days 3x a week
>go see movies twice a week
>see obvious /tv/ poster dump his popcorn all over the floor while walking out of a movie
>tell attendant
>we both call him a terrible person
>"buh buh wagecucks buhh"
>he turns bright red and starts sweating
>smells like shit
>female attendant gives me her number after some small talk about how much she dislikes seeing "that smelly guy".

>>84710463
no exciting contraption, but at my old shitty retail job someone smeared shit all over the washroom walls because they thought it was funny.

>>84707178
I had a handjob whilst watching Spiderman Homecoming, I wiped on the seat in front. Cinema wagecucks must get used to it

>>84711536
>I had a handjob whilst watching Spiderman Homecoming, I wiped on the seat in front.
>I had a handjob
I wiped on the seat in front.

So you just masturbated then, you didn't get a handjob

>>84707073
What are those black boxes inbetween the seats? I'm not american

>>84712877
for stool collecting during the film