They did it lads, they made Castlekino.

This was pretty great. Made me think of the best parts of Berserk and Hellsing Ultimate

Is it actually worth watching?

>>84707820
There are only 4 episodes with a run-time of 25 mins each, anon. But yes, it's the best video game adaptation ever, it's only flaw imo is that it was way too fucking short, but that just goes to show how good it was and left me wanting more.

>>84707925
I'll give it a shot, however the fact that it is in English really puts me off. I'm just so conditioned to watch anime in Japanese that it doesn't feel right.

neat, a netflix shill thread
literally the only threads on 4chan where everyone is mysteriously enthusiastic

>>84708273

It's not anime, have you never seen any of those current DC animated movies, it's more like that.

>>84708273
Same. Playing through Nier for the first time rn with subs for the same reason

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>>84708273

>>84708273
It's not anime dude

>>84708305
>HURR YOU CAN ONLY DISCUSS WHAT I DEEM GOOD OR ELSE YOU'RE A SHILL
Fuck off.

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>written by a literal fedora wearing atheist
It's shit

>>84708607
that's indiana jones hat though

>>84708273
Fucking weeb

>>84707925
Other than being too short the music was kinda generic, I was expecting at least a track from the games for the action sequences; still enjoyed in thoroughly

>>84708820
Hopefully they're saving that and blow their load on a bunch of classics when they get to the Castle in season 3.

>>84708833
>season 3
Is this show even confirmed for renewal

So how much political bullshit did Shitflix cram into this?

>>84708935
It's confirmed for three parts. Part one is this. Part 2 is journey to the castle and part three is the castle itself.

>>84708962
Well, as much as you'd expect from Ellis, but it's the 1400s, church was insane anyways

>>84708962
The magician girl is really powerful and can TAKE CARE OF HERSELF silly Tremont

Inaccurate setting.

There was no Catholic Church in Wallachia, in Transylvania yes but not in orthodox wallachia and wallachia at that time didn't look like Central or western medieval Europe as portrayed in this series.

>>84709105
>>84709153
>>84709155
Guess I'll be skipping this. MUH CHRISTIANITY and GRRL POWER are the last things I want in a Castlevania show.

>>84709210
Perhaps the same thing can be said OF ALL Religions.

>>84708607
His style just means he's dedicated to the aesthetic. It's good for the quality.

desu i thought it wasn't too great. passable entertainment, but while the overarching story was cool, the character development was boring and lame and the plot was too slow-moving and the voice acting wasn't very appealing.

Think of it like one of those animated DC/Marvel movies when you watch it. It's about on par with the average one of those.

>>84709210
But you'll miss all the drakul action!

>>84709210
Well Sypha IS playable in the game and how Trevor finds her is basically the same, dismissing this as grill power is also dismissing the game.

>>84709105
Wrong. And fuck this is annoying, castlevannia was pretty innocuous when it came to the Church, in typical jap fashion. Harder it hit it was a throwaway line in lament

>>84709210
Have you not played Lords of Shadow? The final boss is literally Satan.

>>84709626
Well anon there weren't vampires and hell's legions either, this is not a historical recreation. If muh church is the price to be payed to have semi decent writing in an adaptation so be it, have at you.

>>84709210
>Church burns innocent people alive, fairly accurately to the same happening irl
>MUH CHRISTIANITY

Ive never played these games. They handheld only or something? All Ive got is a PC, they any good? Pretty much looks like megaman with a sword

>>84710147

How hard is it google Castlevania? You own a PC? It fucking doesn't sound like it you stupid motherfucker.

>>84710083
>witches
>innocent

>Warren Ellis
I bet all characters are cynical badasses who speaks in edgy one liners and monologues. And a lot of violence and gore

The accents are bugging the fuck out of me, and why didn't they run everything through a deep dream filter so it didn't look like a generic cartoon?

>>84710147
Well it depends if 2D platformers are your thing, the games have been out of the spotlight for a while now. The one this show adapts is Castlevania III for the NES.

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>>84710184
lol im on my toilet and googling qould require me to leave 4chan which sounds like a slight amount of effort which means nah Id rather just not know ;^)

>take a movie
>separate it into 4 parts
>call it a tv show
they can't keep getting away with it

>>84710221
yup. mc is annoying as fuck

>>84710216
The killed an innocent women in the show and witches are real irl. So...

>>84710221
I never read any Warren Ellis before, but yeah, you hit the nail on the head. I still enjoyed it, though.

>>84708273
Anime dubbed in English sounds off because they're accounting for pauses and the cadence of speech for an entirely different language. It's why they sometimes have to space out, draw out, or speed up what they say (also why they add a lot of those ridiculous noises).

This show was tailored to an English speaking cast, so the cadence should be set properly and it shouldn't be so offputting.

>>84708305
Please, hop into any of the current Spiderman threads or any garbage Marvel movie as it comes out/right before it's out.

Shill central and everybody is mysteriously turned into normalfags "WOW WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO BITTER YOU HATE FUN"

There really should be laws against this kind of stealth kikery.

>>84710347
>>84710412
Is there any mentions about science and technologies being cool or something? Another mark of his.

>>84708349
he sacrifices the world for his daughter and it's a fucking shit game

>It's another lets hate on Catholics television series brought to you by the Christ Killers aka The Jews

No thank you, Schlomo

>>84706781
No ine says kino any more bro. Get with the times. You sound like a stupid 15 year old memester.

>>84708273
It's an American cartoon made by Americans

>>84710485
>Trying to spoil a story where the destination doesn't matter in the slightest

You've failed, and shame upon you for the attempt.

Definitely a shit game though, hope they re-make some day.

>its a 4chan thread
>Its not negative
>expecting us to believe youre not a shill

>>84710474
Literally "Science will save us from the backwards, bigoted christians!!! Vote hillary 2020" the show

>>84708273
Lol, you're a fucking retard!

>>84710474
other anon is exaggerating, but yeah, it's revealed at int he first episode that [Spoiler]the vampire guy has special advanced scientific knowledge and technology[/Spoiler]

I really enjoy the animations and voice acting but holy shit chill on the anti-Christ stuff. Like entire scenes of Belmont cutting through priests while going on about how God is fake. The games were nowhere this insulting to faith. In fact, the contrary.

>>84710955
Then why the fuck is he so pissed off at the church for excommunicating his family? And why did he ask for holy water and it worked?

You fucks need to pay attention and stop being brainwashed by /pol/, holy shit are you guys whiny, not everything out there is trying to fuck you over.

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>>84708607
We're not so different you and I.

>>84710955
Wait. God is not fake, the priest and bishop are fake worshippers. It's a thing like, we are pro troops, anti gov shit. If you see ep.4 a normal priest could do holy water, on the other side demons could walk into the church because 'this is a empty box, your god puke on you'.

>>84707068

this

>>84708273
ahahahahahahahahahhahaahahah

>>84708273

jesus fucking christ I hate weebs so much

Episode 1 is so fucking boring. They didn't need 20 minutes to show why Dracula is a bad guy, jesus fucking christ. They could have shown this as a montage of clips showing Dracula living with his waifu and her getting burned at the cross.

There literally did not need to be any of those townsfolk characters. I don't give a shit about a priest and his philosophy if he dies a minute later.

It's the first episode and the main character literally does nothing. Yeah you really pulled me in there, guys.

>>84709210
(You) are a turbo-idiot.

it's like a really bad anime to be honest

>>84711767

its like a really good anime to be honest

Im so tired of this "Le Science is good, Religion evil" meme.

>>84711813
if you like low quality animation and cheesiness then yes. i mean it's okay just for laughs

>>84711944

bait

its pretty great. Berserk tier

So which is it with the Vampire Killer, a hip or ball and chain?

>>84712001
would you please leave my testicles alone

>Warren Ellis

Fuck. I already know what it's going to be like.

>>84711500
>Episode 1 is so fucking boring
If anything it was episode 2 that was kinda boring. 1, 3 and 4 were all packed and had good pacing but 2 was nothing but backstory and build-up.

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>>84708607
It's the same producer from Dreadd, just how edgy is it?

I just really hope we get a season later down the line for Aria of Sorrow, though, I am biased as I love the twist in Aria. Who honestly knew going into Aria that Soma was Dracula?

>>84708273
Wow just go fucking hang yourself

Time to pirate it.

>>84712086
*whip

>>84708820
I'm not bothered by the lack of classic music. It would've been a distraction imo.

>>84709210
>I never played the games so I know jack shit about Sypha
ftfy

>>84710491
actually its a "Church was even more fucked back in the 1400s after several failed crusades and the Spanish Inquisition" show. lrn2history faggot.

>>84712521
Try to twist words all you want Steinberg, your Jewish propaganda will not work on me neither will your alternative history facts.

>>84712630
shouldn'y you be waving a kekistan flag around in a public square with your fedora, you shitposting underage fuck?

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>>84712001
>this pile of shit
>berserk tier
2017 berserk? sure is

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>>84712630
It actually worked. You're paranoid of a fucking Netflix cartoon. Congrats.

>>84712521
>I'm not bothered by the lack of classic music. It would've been a distraction imo.
>a game track scored for the show would have been distracting
>the awful animation isn't
get a load of this uncultured faggot

>>84706781
>4 episodes
First Seven Deadly Sins "season" 2, now this.

>>84707925
i fucking hate netflix man, they didnt want to pay the animators so they only produced four episodes.

>>84712943
I just think it would've overshadowed everything.

>>84710491
This shit never ends. Legitimately figured the series would avoid it, only because the Church is consistently portrayed as assisting the heros combat evil in the games. But nope, science forbid we have a story that features the Catholic Church as anything but villainous or violently hypocrites

>>84712870
>Soros bought Netflix
>sudden influx of Anti White/straight/Christian propaganda

I'm sure it was pure coincidence

>>84712521
>I'm not bothered by the lack of classic music. It would've been a distraction imo.
Bitch I wipe my ass with that opinion

>>84708273
There's a jap version somewhere, I watched it. Check it out

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>>84707925
>But yes, it's the best video game adaptation ever
>not digital devil
>not the terrible persona adaptations
fuck outta here, castlevania isn't even top five material

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>>84708273
>watching a western show in Japanese
TIP TOP KYS, LAD

>>84713175
>implying there was much to overshadow
this is shallow as fuck and you think a single track would have overshadowed what, exactly?

>WAHH ATHEISTS
Even god thought the bishop was an asshole

Edgy as shit. I think between this and the last season of Hannibal, I'm cured of the idea that Richard Armitage is a good actor. I didn't dislike it, and I'd probably check out more episodes, but ehhh.

>>84713362
It's not even that edgy

i wonder why they rewrote sypha from witch with a grudge against dracula and friends to magician from a generic charitable hippie tribe.

you just basically reduced the depth of her character to that of a one dimensional good guy by doing that

>>84713407
>the church is evol
>blood and guts everywhere
I don't know what you think edgy is.

>>84713260
>believing it was actually animated in the west
lmao the only thing western about the show are the cast, the cash grabbers, and the shills ITT, even the fucking basis of it was brought about by a nip who ripped off a dumbass white boi

>>84713440
>Religion is good in the hands of good men
>Religion is bad in the hands of bad men
How hamfisted does it need to be you dumb nigger, they even get a priest to make holy water to fight demons

>>84713457

It's written and directed by westerners. Japs only did the animation.

>>84713516
>How hamfisted does it need to be
Not nearly as hamifsted as it was.

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>>84713524
>It's written and directed by westerners
they fall under cash grabbers anon, or do you think any of those people are genuinely invested in castlevania beyond its potential to make bank off of /co/mrades and people desperate for validation among their peers

>>84713229
what? Are you referring to digital devil story? Because that was adapted from the novel and slightly predates the first game, which actually uses stills from the animation in its instruction manual
You just called the persona adaptations terrible which they are so I have no idea what the fuck did you mean by this

>>84712150
lel

the dialogue sucked in places

>>84713572
The people who wrote this show are clearly at least somewhat familiar with the source material

>>84712166
not him, but for me the problem wasn't so much that there was too much build up as it was that the much of the build up was redundant, unclear, or unnecessary

Like there's a five minute bar fight where we learn about why the Belmonts were exiled from Wallachia... and we learn the same thing when he meets the Speakers or whatever they're called

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>>84713593
>I have no idea what the fuck did you mean by this
i mean castlevania is garbage and not
>the best video game adaptation ever
by emphasizing that even some of the shittiest adaptations are better, short busser, not dealing with complexities here
>>84713637
never implied they weren't, merely that they simply don't care beyond lining their pockets; i'd become somewhat familiar with a wikipedia outline too if it were going to make me money

>>84710491
>>84713179

But the church burning Lisa Tepes at the stake for being is witch is what set Dracula off IN THE FUCKING ORIGINAL CANON.

Does /tv/ not no shit about vidya?

>>84713700

Also in the original canon was the church exiling the Belmonts for fear of their powers and dealings with the supernatural.

>>84713700
He was a scumbag who blamed God for his wife's death and usurped another vampire to site Him.
Chick fucked a demon and fathered an abomination. A charming, exceedingly polite abomination, but one none the less.

>>84713695
you could learn to express your thoughts in a comprehensible way then, there isn't even an anime just called "digital devil" and digital devil story is adapted from a novel, so you're even less informed than these evil westerners who came to steal your chinese cartoons

>>84713822
Dracula did nothing wrong

>>84713822

What i'm saying is it's stupid for people to get bent out of shape cuz MUH CHISTIANITY like it's some new thing when the chruch fucking shit up for everyone was part of the original series.

>>84713829
oh fuck off already, you knew what i was talking about you pretentious little cunt, stop trying to deflect away from what i was actually saying

>>84713987
I had no idea what you were saying at all which is why I asked, are you implying that anime is a work of art made out of love?

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>>84714084
>are you implying that anime is a work of art made out of love?
of course some is, yes, mileage varies by studios, artists, etc. but how in the fuck did you manage to squeeze this retarded point of hyperbole out of me simply saying castlevania doesn't even rank among the worst video game adaptations? i made it crystal clear that's what i was saying and somehow you've twisted that simple expression around and reached a plateau about the intricacies of what goes into making anime

is this some sort of concentrated effort on your part to look knowledgeable on a board of nobodies or some shit? because it really doesn't make a great deal of sense otherwise

Go back to /pol you fucking christfags

>>84714308
No pham I just genuinely had no fucking idea what you were trying to say, you sound unhinged

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the animation and voice acting lol

think i'll pass

Meh. It was pretty good, but only four short episodes where nothing really happens. They should have waited until they had a full season to release it.

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>>84714576
sincerest apologies for treating you as a functional thinker, the possibility of a basic statement like
>this thing is even worse than these things, therefore saying it's the best among them is false
handicapping your ability to reason was never taken into consideration

it's pretty scary to imagine being confused by something like that, sorry!

>>84708349
>Playing Nier without Nier or Weiss's english voices

LITERALLY don't even fucking bother.

>>84712630
Oh fuck off, it's a show about fucking vampires, you really expected no christian imagery or anything? Also yes, the church was fucked up 600 years ago.
Jesus, with you people. Not everything is propaganda you autistic faggots. Do you sperg out as well if you see a woman in another position than damsel in distress because "muh propgand"?

>>84709155
>Inaccurate setting.
No shit Sherlock it's fucking Castlevania, where the werewolf and Frankenstein monster team up with Medusa and the Mummy to kill you.
And there are giant clockworks inside towers.

>>84713750
>belmont powers
The Belmont walk was terrifying indeed.

>>84715228
No, it wasn't. As long as you weren't a fucking heretic it was fine

some of the animation was a bit iffy especially the first 2 episodes but it got better at the end

voice acting was very GOOD.

i wish they hired better animators, that was the only thing that dragged the whole thing down

>>84709210
damn you are a fucking retard and the worst type of tv consumer

>>84706781
That goat fucking chit chat is pure kino

holy shit dracula's wife's VA is some AWFUL shit

rest was good desu more humor than i thought they would have but it wasnt over the top or dumb in any way

>>84706781
>>84707068
The hell? It was terrible, how low are your standars?

>>84713440
>blood and guts is suddenly edgy now
i hate what this board has become

>>84708963
HYPE

>>84716131
The scene with the demon killing the bishop is the perfect edgy teen atheist's fantasy fullfilling.
Even fucking Diney films have more complex and better developed charavter moral.

>>84716277
fuck off I am a God fearing Christian and that scene was fucking Kino

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>>84716277

Not that difficult to see that the demon changed the bishop, because Dracula himself wants to kill him. Will be revealed in coming episodes.

>>84716277
>Bishop who fucks everything up so bad even god hates him dying is an atheist fantasy
Yeah and the parts where they fight demons with holy water and a consecrated whip is an atheist fantasy too?

>>84713260
Whats with her skull

>>84716554
mom had zika

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Lol

>>84712870
That Pepe!
I must have it for my collection!
Price is no object!

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>>84716742
A man willing to pay for his peeps; I respect that.

>>84713183
>anti-christian
>influx of creationist documentaries
???

>>84716696
that would be gross i would hate if she did that to me hahaha

>people memeing about christianity, politics and the jews in a castlevania thread

what is wrong with you people

>>84708607
What's his name? Sorry for asking.

>>84716696
>ywn have some vampire stalker chick pee in a mug and tell you it's beer
Why fucking live Bros?

>>84706781
this is for all these motherfuckers who don't know that the church burning Lisa is canon and not something the writer came up with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvva4P3vpNw

>no classic music

FUCKING DROPPED

>>84717017
>implying any of these larping idiots played the games

just ignore the shitposts. kinda hard though when it's like 70% of the thread.

>>84717047
I'll be disappointed if there's no castlevania music throughout the whole thing

>>84707068
>best part of 2 weeb shitshows
oh boy I can't wait

>>84716945
>you people
What the fuck are you getting at... you people?

>>84717062
I know anon, hope they can at least stop discussing such nonsense, I was expecting genuine criticism, they even want the classic music where it doesn't belong, why would bloody tears play in any of the series fights?

>>84716554
Don't question it,goy.

>>84716696
>mfw I came here only to post
>>tfw you will never have a qt Sypha gf who pees in a bucket and tells you it's beer

>>84717195
the opening song could have been a orchestral remix of the game songs. a skilled composer could find a way to fit in the classic themes during the show as well, maybe in a motif or something.

dik, i would liked something. but it's a minor thing really.

couldn't they pay for at least 4 more episodes?? and where the fuck is grant?

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>>84708273
I inadvertently got the Japanese audio version

>>84716945
it's all /pol/'s fault

>>84717255
I agree about the opening, these 4 episodes felt like a prelude to what's to come, to introduce the characters to us perhaps.
>>84717270
If I recall correctly Trevor meets Grant at the castle but maybe he's not gonna show up at all

>>84717195
they could've easily had a sad piano version of bloody tears with dracula was literally crying bloody tears and mourning the death of his wife

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>>84708273

The church was too overly evil to make you cheer for their deaths but the rest was kino.

>Alucard has his SotN jacket and pulls off the Alucard sword special move twice
The only way my penis can get any harder is if they eventually have Dracula go "A miserable little pile of secrets!"

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>>84717491
Bloody Tears was in CV 2 not 3 although they might not use any of the classic songs even if the moment is right which certainly sucks

Is the Bishop gonna become Death?

Only episode 1 was good. Then it immediatly abandons the most interesting setting and character for padding and timewasting.

Not my 'vania. The music blows and so does the animation.

>you'll never drink Sypha's pee

T-thanks

>>84717789
>Death didn't exist until the Middle Ages.
At least Plato and Augustine got to talk face to face

This was good but why the fuck only 4 episodes? I was getting increasingly more hyped with each episodes and then I got blueballed. The fuck? Music can also be more epic tbqh.

>>84717703
Ah okay. I've never actually played any of the games desu, but I've listened to the songs from them quite a bit.

>>84716955
Alan Moore

>>84716277
>he thinks Antitheistic=Atheistic
yeah sure ok buddy, and Satanists are the same as Luciferians. lrn2philosophy.
like anothr anon said, they used Salt-covered swords and holy water consecrated by an actual holy man to beat that horde of demons. there is no "edgy teen atheist power fantasy shit" here. If anything, the writers did their occult research.

>demons
>demons attacking a town
>there is a guard asleep at his post

???

>>84718476
Not him but antitheistic is fucking worse than atheistic, at least the latter have the excuse of being ignorant. Oh, and Luciferian is satanic, only idiotic mancheans or gnostics think otherwise

>kill wife for being a witch married to satan
>she is literally married to a magical undead vampire
So the Church was right to kill her then? also she seemed kinda cunty

>>84719173
it's not like she wanted to help people

>>84713524
No dumbass, powerhouse studios are animating it and they're in texas

>>84715228
>Also yes, the church was fucked up 600 years ago

As usual, more Jewish lies to make Catholics look bad, you Christ killers will stop at nothing, will you

>>84710437
There's a lot of anime done better in English, because they found good voice actors that also fit the characters. Japs don't even fit the mouth movements properly to their own language in anime, so quite literally the only thing making English dubs bad is Funimation.

>>84713457
>The series was animated by Frederator Studios and Powerhouse Animation Studios and directed by Sam Deats.

To all the people screaming anti christian propaganda. If you would actually watch the whole thing you would find out that the bishop is a bad christian and there is a scene that they ask a true christian to make holy water. New episodes when?

>>84719220
Dont marry a super -demon next time

>>84719173
He tried to turn Dracula good. Also could you imagine how big a demons dick is? I'd marry him to.

For how long were they married again?
She didn't seem to have aged that much, but Alucard looks like he's 20 or more.

Unless she got quasi-immortal or something

>>84719173
they burned her for having science that looked like magic, dracula was living as a human at that time

>>84719398
show started off at something like 1455 and she died i think in 1475? I think thats what the text said

so its somewhere in the 20 years or less range

>>84719398
Super-Natural dick does things to a girl.

>>84719398
it's 20 years. dracula probably gave her some of his blood to keep her young or used whatever magic/technology he knows.

did we need the back story explaining why Dracula wanted to kill people? Is that in any of the games (I've only played a few of them a long time ago). was kind of a waste of time really

>>84719477
>>84719477
>>84719483
>>84719496
Neat

>>84719455
they said she was married to a demon. Dracula is clearly a demon
also what kind of """science""" would a dracula have?? Its obviously magic even if she was using it to help people.

>>84719021
I literally just got a copy of the Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey. not even close dude. And if you're referring to the cringey fucks that have a Baphomet statue, they're not even part of LaVey's original organization. their leader was a greedy fuck that swindled money out of his followers.

>That scene where the demon says he loves the priest and kisses him
Hot

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>>84716277
>its a british writer attacks the catholic church episode
doesnt even make sense..they would have been Orthodox
>catholic church
>anti-science
lol

>>84719587
it's magitek. stuff like electricity, advanced clockworks, combined with magic, probably advanced chemistry as well from what the bishop was saying. they didn't know her husband was dracula until she died, they didn't burn her for being married to him.

the point she did nothing wrong and was clearly taming dracula with that bomb ass pussy. the bishop is also corrupt and just uses the witch/magic shit as an excuse to gain power. he's not actually trying to be righteous even if he is backed up by scripture (suffer not a witch to live) or whatever. it was just a pogrom on someone that was different and that person just happened to married to the church's worst nightmare.

you aren't really supposed to be rooting for dracula or the bishop because they are both shits at this point.

Friendly reminder that Dracula did nothing wrong

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>>84719738
The implication is that the bishop is full of shit

>>84719648
I'm referring to both Gnosticism, which idolizes man's intellect to the point of usurping Gods authority, and the ridiculous notion that a revolt against truth can be just. In order for this to be the case truth must be subjective, which is moral relativism and an abominable concept, or that truth does not find its ultimate source in God, or is somehow independent, a vile heresy

>>84719772
>cleansing the land of all orthodox fucking shits

dracula is going gods work, the pope probably sent him

>>84719523

in symphony of the night you play as alucard and in the last boss stage you kill dracula, he asks you about what did his wife said before the church burned her, and alucard tells him that she said "please dont be a dick to people", obviously he got the message too late.

Series is pretty much very canon

>>84719523
Her burning is literally a boss fight in SOTN

>4 episodes

wtf

>lies? in the house of god?

this series better have more snarky demons.

the last scene was awesome

>>84720393
Seems like Jewflix was just testing the waters.

Pretty alright. Maybe season 2 having more episodes will ruin the pacing.

I can't help but think of how the redditors/atheists that watched this show just shouted fuck yeah or cheered whenever a priest died and chuckled whenever someone cussed. it fucking disgusts me. imagine a room of them whooping, cheering and shouting fuck yeah when the demon kissed that priest

>>84706781
I just watched this shit. It's actually not bad. Is it really done after the 4 eps? What is this gayshit

>>84720278
oh its been awhile since i played it. Still its dracula. him being a jerk doesnt really need much of an explanation

>>84720892
>him being a jerk doesnt really need much of an explanation
isnt this series literally about people trying to fuck dracula and underestimating him and dracula unleashing hell on them?.
shits ironic

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>the alucard and trevor scene

>>84708273
Castlevania isn't set in Japan, so watch it in English.

now i know why anime is in japanese so we can't tell the voice acting is bad

>>84721404
the voice acting isn't bad in this at all though. trevor and alucard are both really good and so is sypha. dracula and his wife are not as good but still passable. shit even the demon and the bishop are good.

torrents where

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bravo

>>84721475
ill just watch it in japanese, their voice actors are always more passionate and have varying ranges, even though I don't know what the fuck they are saying japanese voice acting is clearly superior

every time you join or read a discussion about english dubs, it's always hot topic whether or not it is even bearable instead of just trash

>>84722127
>demons from hell are evil and like to kill things
whoa...so edgy

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>>84722148

>>84722127
lmao did a bunch of timid middle-aged Christian moms from pluggedin.com suddenly start posting on /tv/ today?

>>84713524
>Japs only did the animation
Neop, it wuz the gooks did the tweening

>>84709105
>but it's the 1400s, church was insane anyways

Nigger, the Church was the one thing that kept Western Europe from turning back into human-sacrificing barbarians.

>>84710437
Dubbed anime sucks bevause it pays like shit, and the same group of shitty va's take any role they can get.

>>84712521
>le Spanish Inquisition was bad maymay

The Inquisition was what kept mob violence in check. The Church was doing just fine, in spite of the crusades.

>>84709105
The Bishop's congregation is neither holy nor Christian. It's incredibly obvious that they represent The Church in name only. Hell, the proof is the fact that Dracula's demons were able to breach the church without being smote. There are still hints of a good Church though. That one real priest who was able to make Holy Water to help fight Dracula's horde..

>>84723036
this. the demon literally says he can only enter the church because god removed his protection. the bishop is purely about increasing his own power over the people of wallachia. his priests aren't real priests, they''re basically his personal army. how many priests do you know that are trained warriors? they pose no risk to trevor since he fights monsters but they clearly know how to fight.

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>>84710276
EEEEAAAIIIIRRROOOOOM! Open up, here comes the airplane!

Castlevania is a game series that has seen releases on damn near every major home console, PC, and handheld systems. It follows the Belmont family and their eternal vigil against Dracula and his demonic horde. In Castlevania: Lords of Shadow it is revealed that Dracula is actually the first Belmont, Gabriel, who's soul has ascended to heaven. Leaving his body and 'dark side' here on Earth.

VVVRROOOOOM! MMMMMmmmm That's GOOOOOD isn't it? Yum-num-num-num-num

>>84708273
>hurr, I watch anime in the native Japanese because that's what the creator's intended!
>I need to watch this cartoon in Japanese even though it's originally written and acted in English because Japanese actors are better!
Weebs, everybody!

>>84723357
maybe you should have included that the original game is very old and thats why this underage newfag has never heard of it

>>84710491
>>84713179
Have you guys complaining about the Church's portrayal even watched the show?
>Demons are able to enter the Bishop's church because God has removed his protection over it due to how the Bishop has been treating His people and claiming to follow God's will.
>There are still some members of the Church who are ready to help combat evil. Shown in the Priest who is actually able to make Holy Water during the battle.
You easily triggered 'Christians' need to chill out and actually watch what happens in the show before tossing out accusations of demonizing.

Is it animated by the same studio that did Boondocks? The choppiness always makes me think of that show

>>84723529
That's what the pic and airplane noises are implying

>>84723357
LoS isn't canon, Dracula is still Mathias Cronqvist.

>>84723357
Lords of Shadow is a completely different continuity. The original series had Dracula be the scholastically-minded best friend of the first Belmont, Leon. He resented God for allowing the death of his wife and hatched a plot to manipulate Leon into slaying a powerful vampire so the-man-who-would-become-Dracula could harvest the vampire's soul with alchemy and turn himself into the most powerful vampire and wizard alive and enslaving Death as his familiar at the same time so he could work to destroy all life.
>>84723486
The only streams I can find are in Japanese, fucking weebs think everything was originally Japanese.

>>84723610
who?

>>84723592
prequel to that babys death in the show

>>84707820
I genuinely love it. Made me feel like a kid again. I don't know why some anons complained about the animation. It's gorgeous. It has a strong aesthetic throughout with detailed backgrounds and memorable background and secondary characters. Movements are fluid, but not too fluid. Reminds me of late 90s era adult animation.

>>84723654
Play Lament of Innocence - http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Mathias_Cronqvist

>>84712205
It gets it's edgy, but it's a fucking Gothic Dracula show. It's supposed to be edgy.

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>>84723610
>LoS isn't canon
It should be. At least the first one should. It felt like a great modern Castlevania game. The story was pretty decent and it did a great job of translating a traditionally 2d game into a 3d environment. Both in combat and traversing levels felt like classic Castlevania action. About the only thing I didn't like were the chupacabra moments. Felt like pure padding and nothing else.

>>84711257
/pol/ liking Christianity? What ./pol/ do you lurk that Christians aren't called christkikes or worship a jew on a stick?

>>84709391
>plot was too slow moving
How much did you want them to accomplish in 4 episodes? Holy shit, this ADHD generation is killing everything. I loved that the show took its time to establish things.

>>84723700
no

just answer my question

>>84723902
i already did

>>84723864
I liked LoS as well and the Satan reveal and fight was cool. Never played the sequel though, heard it wasn't as good as the first. I like the canon being separate though, the Japanese developed games have their own unique feel. LoS emulated bits of it nicely though, I agree.

>>84708607
Based Big Show

>>84723610
>>84723864
>>84723954
fuck you for making me read three entire paragraphs of text

using the information of your wiki its impossible that the castlevania animated series will follow this plot and the LoS plot sounds more likely and it sounds like a better story

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>>84723662
>that babies and children's deaths in the show
mfw

>>84724023
>using the information of your wiki its impossible that the castlevania animated series will follow this plot and the LoS plot sounds more likely and it sounds like a better story

No one ever said the show would follow the plot of Lament of Innocence..

They are taking the basic plot outline from Castlevania III, one of the older games. Dracula's identity before he became a vampire isn't relevant in those.

requesting a gif from the scene of the whip to the eye

>>84724090
the longer the show extends the more likely it is that they delve into dracula's past, which won't be mathias, so stick your "canon" up your ass

i bet you even read books too lol, you fucking nerd

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>>84724026
mfw

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>>84723954
>Never played the sequel though, heard it wasn't as good as the first.
I did. It really wasn't anywhere near as good as the first one. The first level is a forced stealth mission in a hack 'n' slash adventure game. After that it's just kinda ok. Nothing really stands out in it unlike the first one.

>>84714308
>Castlevania is worse than the worst game adaptations
Oh fuck off you pretentious cunt.

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>>84724154
>he doesn't read books

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The dialogue between Trevor and Alucard was really well done.

>You have fangs and live in a coffin.
>Stone the fuck up.

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>>84715655
>Germany was fucked up 70 years ago
>No, it wasn't. As long as you weren't a fucking Jew it was fine.

>>84724417
that was prettt hot ţbh

>>84710491
>fuck kids for a living
WHY DO THEYH KEEP PICKING ON CATHOLICS GUYS

Two eps in and had to stop. The voice acting is shit, the dialogue was written by an angsty faggot, the animation is okay, the MC is a walking 'I'm so cool I wish I was dead' trope', and parts of the story make no fucking sense at all.
Fuck you Netflix. I knew you would fuck up Castlevania.

>>84724687
>kikes in current day new york are killing newborns through hepatitis by sucking on cut baby dicks

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>watching the last episode on tv
>dad walks in and calls me out for watching Chinese cartoons as a 19 year old

I just wanted some vidyakino

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>>84707068
it's clear where it got its inspiration from

>>84724855

>Blah Blah Blah! mommy and daddy told me I was born without sin and need to get my cock polished and body lathered in oil
>Oh! mommy and daddy paid for me to get by BWC blown by a curly haired brunette at birth to bring me into gods family
>Wah Wah!! mommy and daddy didn't tell me that I would get hepatitis

White privilege KYS, you white christians are a real spoilt bunch.

>>84706781
That castle is not structurally sound.

>>84708273
horriblesubs released it with jap audio and better video quality, I'm watching it that way but I wish I had the orginal english audio

also this is anime, any person that doubts it is a fool

>>84723554
>watching jewish propaganda

nice try

>>84725181
The castle is a creature of chaos, it may take many incarnations.

>>84725145
Make sense with your posts, please, Christ killer

>>84724687
Propagating Jewish lies once more, how completely unsurprising

>>84725144
yea, also the designer for the later CV games Ayami Kojima is influenced by amano

>>84725224
>Judging the entire Church in Castlevania because an obvious bad guy was obviously not following the teachings of Christ.
/pol/ is retarded and doesn't understand Christianity nor the teachings of Christ.
t.lifelong Catholic.

>>84725281
I'm pretty sure it's bait and/or falseflagging

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Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to Wallachia tomorrow

>>84725281
>A Catholic unironically supporting the propaganda made by the people that killed Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ

Completely believable, my fellow "Catholic"

>>84725323
>>84725281

Of course it is, I loved the show and have been a life long catholic like that nerd

>>84725341
Did you not see the Priest who is able to make holy water? That alone is proof that God is still with the Church in Castlevania. Your cries of jewish propaganda are false.

>>84719477
>>84719496
>Alucard is in his late teens, maybe 20 at most if Dracula and Lisa started fucking immediately
Dude's a freaking baby vampire

>>84725371
Yea but his Dad is the most powerful vampire to ever exist so he has hax

why isn't this on Myanimelist?

>>84725411
It's not a chinese cartoon

>>84725425
MY
ANIME
LIST

Emphasis on ANIME

>>84725529
Yeah, It's not a chinese cartoon, it's an american cartoon so it's not Anime

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>>84725546
ANIME = Cartoon with enough chink influence to be considered anime. This is Anime. IDGAF if this was made in kentucky

>>84725574
No, no, you seem to misunderstand, It's not a chinese cartoon it's an american cartoon, therefore it has nothing to do with anime or their chink influences

>>84725608
>>84725608
>therefore it has nothing to do with anime or their chink influences
except for the fact that you watch it and it's a fucking anime right there!

>>84725644
No, it's an american cartoon, are you blind?

>>84725656
i'M NOT BLIND, IT'S ANIME

I could argue if Korra or even ATLAB iis anime or cartoon. But this right here. This is full blown yellow fever

>>84725675
No, it's not even remotely chinese, it's a full red blooded American cartoon, stop appropriating American cartoons you slanty eyed chink

>>84725675
This was made in American studios my nigga just because some freelance nip animators worked in some scenes does not make anime unlike Avatar which was animated in nip studios by korean and vietnamese artists.

>>84725799
doesn't matter where or by who, if the influence is anime, and that influence is heavy, it's fucking anime. by your logic since other asian animators work in japan if they make an anime then it's not anime. or what about this new anime called Quan Zhi Gao Shou?? is that not anime because it was made in china when its clearly fucking anime because of the influence.

Where to watch this subbed other than netflix?

>>84725907
Do you ever get tired of being wrong? It's an American cartoon just face facts gook boy you won't appropriate this cartoon into your chinese ranks

>>84725937
blockbuster online

>>84709210
t. Christian fundie gamergator

>>84725943
maybe if the people that made it didn't have such heavy influence from the world of japanese animation. This has so little of western influence it's stupid to call it a cartoon.

>>84726084
Well that's a shame since it is an American cartoon and it doesn't matter how much you argue to the contrary

Watched this in Spanish like always ,the Spanish dub is superior to the English one

>>84724317
>Ethnic Jew=heretic
are you an idiot? One can renounce false beliefs, and their adoption is voluntary, You can renounce ethnicity.

And sorry, but Truth exists, and if you aint on the right side, you need to be corrected.

>>84726143
si si muchacho como estas con carne payaso negro playa con dios

it workrd! The audio from the version Strife fits perfectly with the video from Horriblesubs.

>>84709210
Lying in the house of God?

No wonder he's abandoned you...

>>84725144
It actually got its inspiration from Hammer Horror films from the 50's, 60's, and 70's along with Berserk

>>84707068
Haven't seen Berserk yet, but I thought these 4 episodes were better than the entire Hellsing Ultimate series

>>84726151
>catholics are christians
catholicism is idol worship with a christianity coat of paint, they just replaced ancient pagan deities with capeshit-level saints

>>84726346
t. martin luther

>>84726346
>t.Protestant

>>84723864
OMG FINALLY there was one shining diamond amid a literal sea of shit that acknowledges that LOS was meant to play as a 3d version of CLASSICvania, with just the modern added tropes of 3d action games. It wasn't "ripping off" god of war, it just had features that are standard in modern action games, coupled with a castlevania flair, and there was literally nothing wrong with that, but METROIDvania autists wouldn't shut the fuck up and literally memed the game into hateful oblivion.

>>84726346
Great understanding of theology, Aquinas. And statues aren't Idols, if you think so you have little understanding of how ancient religions treated their own idols.

Any faggot crying over christians = evil should play Order of Ecclesia. The church being evil is part of the original material. Even the western reboot, Lords of Shadows, follows a similar plot.

the music is all fucked up, sounds like strangers things wtf

>>84726400
Do you know remember the plot of Ecclesia? the church was not the good guy in that.

>>84726430
music is definitely to be desired in the series

the music is all fucked up, sounds like strangers things wtf

They better have this played somewhere during the show's running. But we all know that's not gonna happen because fucking intellectual property shits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi4Gq9KDHIw

>>84726572
Barf.

>>84726572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXtsKSqeiLA

this version fits the series more,

but they can always improvise on the theme anyhow

>>84708273
>those (you)'s

Well executed bait my dude

>>84726456
That was my point. Castlevania's church has always being the source of evil. Order of Ecclesia, Lament of innocence and Lords of Shadow follow the same arc. People crying over propaganda or agenda clearly don't know the source material. Some stuff can be in your face, but that's just shitty writting. Going to episode 3 now and the only thing that seems off is the music and the shitty animation. But it's a Netflix OG series, so fuck it.

>>84726984
the church in the series routinely sends aid to the various demon killers.

>>84727061
like any story there are characters within the church who are on both sides.

>>84727101
Don't disagree, but the fact that the various holy articles are effective against evil implies the church has some sort of monopoly on truth, despite various currupt clerics.

>>84727136
So are magic.

Maria was running around the castle like it's her play ground.

>>84727136
i mean in the CV universe Death, Satan, vampires, etc are all real. but so is magic and it's not inherently evil even though the church says so, it's not like the everything is exactly like it says in the bible.

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>>84727208
Maria was a good girl, she didn't do nuthin.
seriously though i found her character so charming in Sotn.

>>84727136
you're conflating the church with christianity though. Clearly, God exists and works through his followers, since holy water works and is just water blessed by a priest.

>>84727379
priesthood requires the Church, though. Its apostolic succession, anon. Moreover holy water doesn't really exist outside of orthodox christianity

>no fall damage in all 4 episodes

jew magic works again

>>84727414
But its decentralized anyway, at least in those times. The Church isn't going around and making sure every priest is holy and just. Like in the Canterbury Tales, where several of the religious clergymen and women are not so holy, but you also have the Parson who is a village priest and the most virtuous of them all. They all profess Christianity, but only some of them are actually virtuous.

>>84726398
>sacrifice a lamb to zeus for favour
>the priests get a free meal
>donate money to saint rose for good luck
>the priests get a free meal

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>>84726292
if you don't think VHD impired the designs you're a fool, that looks like out of the damn movie

>>84727755
> good luck
absolutely heretical. Moreover the notion that the sole in heaven sit idly instead of actively participating in the salvation of men, as the angels and Mother of God do is laughable. Humans were made for work, even before the fall.

>>84727853
You realize the main condition of sainthood is that those specific people had at least one "confirmed" miracle in their lives? That's literal magical thinking, and yes in italy (home to the vatican) people donate money to saints and pray to saints in order to get good luck and it is encouraged by the priests, maybe catholicism is presented differently in other countries, but that's how it is over here. And that's glossing over how the vatican basically acts as a money laundering machine that does nothing but profit on the italian economy while paying no taxes; jesus christ has been more than clear about the relationship between faith and money. Anyway, if the catholic church actually upholds christian values in your country, I'm glad for you at least

The dialogues are awful, the director is a fucking hack

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That fucking cliffhanger REEEE-

>>84728144
What cliff hanger, the game's like 20 years old now. We all know what happens next.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13382925/r
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Are they only going to do cv3 or are there any plans on doing the other games as well?

>>84728005

>You realize the main condition of sainthood is that those specific people had at least one "confirmed" miracle in their lives? That's literal magical thinking,
whats your point? I'm not arguing for a cultural christianity. I think its the truth.
> people donate money to saints and pray to saints in order to get good luck and it is encouraged by the priests,
grace from God is not the same as luck. Luck implies there is a system independent from God. Praying for something desired isn't the same as counting on a boon due to luck. There is nothing wrong with donating to the Church.
>money laundering machine
how horrible they handle money
>while paying no taxes
good
> jesus christ has been more than clear about the relationship between faith and money.
Nicodemus and Joseph of Arimathea and countless patrons to art and charitable causes must have been in the wrong.
>nyway, if the catholic church actually upholds christian values in your country, I'm glad for you at least
failures of individuals do not suddenly render the truth of the theology invalid. And thats what is ,ultimately, paramount. Again, not a cultural christian. Utilitarianism is incidental to a religions veracity.