Hey guys, you ready for the Sci-Fi EPIC that is Valerian? We

>>84705325

The sad part is, that promotion might be more effective than you think

Let me guess: this bothers you people

/tv/ really wants to hate this movie but it's going to be kino

>>84705325
Seems #litty

>>84705450
I don't want to hate it AND I want it to be good, but I still have some doubts.

>>84705445
>you people
What did you mean by that?

>>84705450
>Its going to be Kino
Lol

Hella epic deal, bros.

>>84705450
if by kino you mean its going to ruin a promising actors career then sure.

>>84706184
It's going to be a major success and a surprise to everyone

screencap this

Trailer looked cool. I'll watch it. Might be fun.

It's going to bomb hard but /tv/ will praise it.

>>84705325
But Cara is more than enough reason to go see this sweet epic kino

>>84706216
Why is /tv always so contrarian?

>>84705325
the only people that hate fidget spinners are misantrophic psychos and edgy teenagers.

It's going to have very dumb, clunky dialogue, and very dumb plot points.

screencap this

>>84705325
wtf im going now

Anyone have a webm of those things moving?
I gather that they "spin", but don't want to support international jewery by typing the words into the database

>>84706344
>jewery

There's a fucking app and it's one of the most downloaded things nowadays.

>>84706556
I thought they were toys

>>84705325
FFuck now I have to see it bros!

>>84706556
>There's a fucking app and it's one of the most downloaded things nowadays.

I actually want a nuclear apocalypse. I fucking hate the stupid scum that litter this garbage planet. Fucking morons

>>84706298
Then we can change the context and make about every movie ever

>>84706184
Dane DeHaan is 31 fucking years old with a career going back ten plus years if he had any promise he would have shown it by now.

>>84706606
>I actually want a nuclear apocalypse.
You'd die in it along with everyone you love and admire too.

>>84706344
>curious about thing
>don't want anyone to know you're curious about thing
you're not too smart.

>>84706694
Didn't think of that. Makes it even better.

>>84706730
Not curious enough to broadcast it to every big corporation and national security agency in the world.

>>84706245

Because it's composed of people trying so hard to be unique individuals.

>>84706739
>Makes it even better.
How so? In one moment you're experiencing life as a human in next moment your dead and completely oblivious of the life. What moment is better? Don't know really about you but I prefer existence instead of the inexistence. At least I can jerk off to MEW while existing.

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Don't bait people into denying this movie a chance.

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>>84706344
>>84706797

Here you go, 'Deepthroat'

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>>84706909
thanks m8

>>84705450
>Luc Besson
>kino
Try again, pleb.

>>84705445
To be completely honest, yes. Fidget spinners are cancer. They were created to help autistic kids and they became a normie toy.

>>84707009

You don't like Leon?

>>84707060
>Normies are now appropriating autism
like pottery

>>84706245
contrary to capeshit threads, box office isn't all that matters. It looks good.

>>84706184

Cara will be fine, family's got enough money

>>84707108
It's the only good thing he has made

>>84705325
going to be a true treat for my eyes I cannot wait

I was going to see this in theaters no matter what, but this convinced me to pre-order a ticket today

Stay triggered, normies

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>>84706909
>he's bleeding at the end of the webm

Lel. Why you hate this shit so much?

Mocking it like a total virgin jerks you are

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>>84705325
>Fidget spinner
>with weights instead of bearing

disgusting

>>84706909
this is the most faggy thing I've seen in this month

I refuse to watch movie that forces pop stars into acting roles.

>>84708906
I refuse to watch any movie that has a popular, recognizable actor or actress in the lead.

Which is why I will be watching Valerian

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>>84706909
>so easy a girl can do it
>still manages to fuck himself up
embarrassing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXOI3U9V4JU

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This reminds me of something

>>84710235

wow it reminded you of advertising promotions, that's weird