Hey guys, you ready for the Sci-Fi EPIC that is Valerian? Well just in case you SOMEHOW didn't buy your tickets already, here's another FREAKIN' EPIC reason, a FREE FIDGET SPINNER with your ticket! What a deal!
https://twitter.com/regalmovies/status/883318875328311296
>>84705325
The sad part is, that promotion might be more effective than you think
Let me guess: this bothers you people
/tv/ really wants to hate this movie but it's going to be kino
>>84705325
Seems #litty
>>84705450
I don't want to hate it AND I want it to be good, but I still have some doubts.
>>84705445
>you people
What did you mean by that?
>>84705450
>Its going to be Kino
Lol
Hella epic deal, bros.
>>84705450
if by kino you mean its going to ruin a promising actors career then sure.
>>84706184
It's going to be a major success and a surprise to everyone
screencap this
Trailer looked cool. I'll watch it. Might be fun.
It's going to bomb hard but /tv/ will praise it.
>>84705325
But Cara is more than enough reason to go see this sweet epic kino
>>84706216
Why is /tv always so contrarian?
>>84705325
the only people that hate fidget spinners are misantrophic psychos and edgy teenagers.
It's going to have very dumb, clunky dialogue, and very dumb plot points.
screencap this
>>84705325
wtf im going now
Anyone have a webm of those things moving?
I gather that they "spin", but don't want to support international jewery by typing the words into the database
>>84706344
>jewery
There's a fucking app and it's one of the most downloaded things nowadays.
>>84706556
I thought they were toys
>>84705325
FFuck now I have to see it bros!
>>84706556
>There's a fucking app and it's one of the most downloaded things nowadays.
I actually want a nuclear apocalypse. I fucking hate the stupid scum that litter this garbage planet. Fucking morons
>>84706298
Then we can change the context and make about every movie ever
>>84706184
Dane DeHaan is 31 fucking years old with a career going back ten plus years if he had any promise he would have shown it by now.
>>84706606
>I actually want a nuclear apocalypse.
You'd die in it along with everyone you love and admire too.
>>84706344
>curious about thing
>don't want anyone to know you're curious about thing
you're not too smart.
>>84706694
Didn't think of that. Makes it even better.
>>84706730
Not curious enough to broadcast it to every big corporation and national security agency in the world.
>>84706245
Because it's composed of people trying so hard to be unique individuals.
>>84706739
>Makes it even better.
How so? In one moment you're experiencing life as a human in next moment your dead and completely oblivious of the life. What moment is better? Don't know really about you but I prefer existence instead of the inexistence. At least I can jerk off to MEW while existing.
Don't bait people into denying this movie a chance.
>>84706344
>>84706797
Here you go, 'Deepthroat'
>>84706909
thanks m8
>>84705450
>Luc Besson
>kino
Try again, pleb.
>>84705445
To be completely honest, yes. Fidget spinners are cancer. They were created to help autistic kids and they became a normie toy.
>>84707009
You don't like Leon?
>>84707060
>Normies are now appropriating autism
like pottery
>>84706245
contrary to capeshit threads, box office isn't all that matters. It looks good.
>>84706184
Cara will be fine, family's got enough money
>>84707108
It's the only good thing he has made
>>84705325
going to be a true treat for my eyes I cannot wait
I was going to see this in theaters no matter what, but this convinced me to pre-order a ticket today
Stay triggered, normies
>>84706909
>he's bleeding at the end of the webm
Lel. Why you hate this shit so much?
Mocking it like a total virgin jerks you are
>>84705325
>Fidget spinner
>with weights instead of bearing
disgusting
>>84706909
this is the most faggy thing I've seen in this month
I refuse to watch movie that forces pop stars into acting roles.
>>84708906
I refuse to watch any movie that has a popular, recognizable actor or actress in the lead.
Which is why I will be watching Valerian
>>84706909
>so easy a girl can do it
>still manages to fuck himself up
embarrassing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXOI3U9V4JU
This reminds me of something
>>84710235
wow it reminded you of advertising promotions, that's weird