Directors whose work you should avoid like the plague

I automatically defend this particular director in order to be a contarian and feel like a big man when I get replies.

>>84704211
Unironically like him.

Armageddon
Bad Boys
The Rock

3 kinos

All of Michael Bay's films are good if you aren't a pretentious faggot who thinks you're too serious to be seen as enjoying them. Believe me, anon, no one in this world has a high enough opinion of you to care if you like highly popular movies or not. You should take the black dildo out of your anal passage and lighten up.

>>84704211
but he's made a bunch of kino like pain and gain, the rock, etc etc etc

>13 hours
Bay kino

>>84704264
That's like saying you like Adam Sandler movies cause you liked the waterboy and Mr. Deeds.
In other words, defending a director because of a 15+ year old movie is stupid

>>84704211
>implying bad boys isn't the best buddy cop franchise since lethal weapon
wew pleb

>>84704211
You need to go back

>>84704431
your argument is retarded. He produced to great kinos in the past decade.

>>84704349
>turn off your brain and have fun!

>>84704264
I haven't watched Bad Boys, but love The Rock and Armaggedon.

>>84704431
Name 5 bad Adam Sandler movies and don't use any that were released Directly on Netflix. Let me guess Jack and Jill, Grown Ups will be on your list

>>84704431

Pain and Gain was really good too. Hell, there are even certain redeeming aspects to his Transformers movies.

>>84704264
>all 20 year old films

>>84704486
>don't use any that were released Directly on Netflix
why

>>84704431
The transformers movies aside, what bad movies has he made?
He's a very competent action director with a great cinematic eye that makes dumb visceral movies.

>>84704211

>Bad Boys
>Armageddon
>The Rock
>Bad Boys II
>Transformers
>Pain & Gain

Fun shit. Fun shit.

>>84704211
>Directors whose work you avoid like a pleb
ftfy

>>84704431
Nobody likes Mr. Deeds

>>84704482
>You ain't seen bad boys 2?
Guess what faggot, you just got assigned homework. Don't post on /tv/ again until you've watched both bad boys movies. Thank me later.

>>84704383
>like pain and gain
A good comedy for stupid people by stupid people.

>>84704589
Bad Boys II is fucking awful, I ain't watching that shit

>>84704349
That's a lot of assumptions there, buddy. He is nothing particularly good as a director, I don't know why you would defend him.

>>84704211
>Transformers 2007
>Bad Boys
>The Rock
>13 Hours
>Pain and Gain

Fuck off pleb

>>84704588
Happy Gilmore
Waterboy
Mr Deeds
Big Daddy
Anger Management
The Wedding Singer
Billy Madison
Little Nicky

If you don't like these films then I don't know what's wrong with you as I'm not a professional but there's definitely something, friendo.

>>84704673
I'm fine with everything else on that list except Deeds, that shit was terrible

>>84704486
>give me examples of X's worst films
>dont use any of his worst films though, that would invalidate my argument
I bet those goalposts are heavy

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>>84704211

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>>84704211

This man has made nothing worth of value.

>>84704695
I'll actually agree that it's my least favorite on the list but I don't think it's terrible. It has that nice early 90s feel that no comedy today can replicate. Even though it was like 2002? Maybe I'm just pining for my younger days.

>>84704762
You are pining for younger days, you're remembering it through nostalgia, go back and watch it and you'll see what I mean

>>84704486
Jack and Jill
Grown ups
Grown up 2
Pixels
Little Nicky
That fucking animated Hannukah movie.

Wasn't hard.

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>>84704673
How can anyone like Little Nicky is fucking insane to me.

That movie is fucking insufferable.

I also actually really like Mr Deeds.

>>84704791
You didn't like Eight Crazy Nights? The songs alone were nice. Even though you're supposed to hate the jews and all that shit if you're on here. You're a tough sell. Little Nicky is also one of my favorites.

>>84704821
Little Nicky is 1000X better than Deeds, there's no refuting this

>>84704847
It's not about the jews.

I just dislike heavily comedy based around silly voices. It's the fucking ground 0 of comedy, even worse then puns.

>>84704821
>Get in the flask
Beat up by asian guy
>Get in the flask
Beat up by police
>Get in the flask
Homeless guy beats him up with paper
>Get in the flask
>What are you talking about man?
I'm talking about an 8 piece, lets go.

Maybe I'm 10 but that shit kills me. Also fucking El Farto was in this movie. Don't you love El Farto guyyys.

>>84704264
The Rock and Armageddon were great.

Pain and Gain was also a lot of fun.

Really, if you take away the Transformers, he's a pretty safe bet for a summer flick if you're in that kindda mood.

>>84704811

Hey it's the truth. Zack is nothing more than a failed attempt by WB to create an in-house hack that can pass off as an auteur.

Why is it the best Happy Madison flick doesn't even have Sandler in it?

>>84705010
I dunno man, I liked the first 300. It was unique, original, and I can't think of much better ways to tell that story. Sure it's not re-watchable, but okay.

Watchmen was iffy, but that's because he tried to adapt a comic not make a movie.

Though I do agree, everything WB/DC of Snyder is really shit. The only reason people defend him here is because Marvel is normie, you have to be contrarian and like DC.

>>84705054
I'll bite, which one would that be?

>>84705010
LOL

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>>84705196
>this pleb doesn't know about Grandma's Boy

>>84705120

I was exaggerating but yeah I didn't like 300 as well. I mean I can understand why people may like it but almost all his films seem to be made for trailers and I think his Idea of visual storytelling is "symbolism and Easter eggs and references"

>>84704211
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U