>Female 007 agent >What say you /tv/?

Is there a giant henchwoman who physically dominates 007, until Jane Bond reverses the hold and chokes her with her thighs?
If so, fund it.

Just make a carmen sandiego movie

The Long Kiss Goodnight was a female Bourne before Matt Damon's take on it. It was great.

As long as it's 00SometingOtherThan7 I'm fine with it. Keira Knightley as 006 set in the 80s after Sean Bean's 'death' could be cool.

I think it would be a good idea to change the focus of the movie, make it more spy oriented and less action. Or a different kind of action.

While cinematic universes are cancer, I wouldn't necessarily object to a movie about a female MI6 agent.
Though she shouldn't be 007.

>watching the definition of male power fantasies

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>rookie 006 agent which is played by a woman
>oldfag retired 007 Pierce Brosnan is her mentor
>together they go on a whacky adventure full with "i'm too old for this shit jokes" and at the end the woman gets promoted to 007
>first weekend 800 million dollars in the US alone

Let it flop like ghostbusters

>>84703973
>oh no, MI6 is compromised and the current 007 is incapacitated/unavailable!
>rookie agent 006 tracks down the previous 007 to help her
>it's Pierce Brosnan
All of my monies.

>a really hot babe fucking her way out of any secret mission

would watch

>>84703945
Are you implying men like him don't exist?

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>>84704028
and pierce brosnan has a stash of old wonky gadgets that he constantly uses.

and after the first half we learn that he got fired because he turned a little bit too crazy and he blows up shit all the time and somehow his plan always works out even tho it looks very bad in the beginning.

>>84703513
Only if she's played by Gal Gaddot

>>84703513
Don't they have Atomic Blonde for that?

>>84704117
And Brosnan is actually voiced by Jon Benjamin from Archer

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>>84704469
just give me the Bond License, 350 million dollars and in around 13 months we should have the movie done.

who should play 006 Woman tho?
we need some hot looking whore so we can constantly show off that booty that Brosnan lusts after throughout the movie

in the beginning they shouldn't get along too good but as the movie progresses it turns more into a buddy movie setting, maybe they even fuck.
haven't decided yet. but most likely yes

>>84703731

Sounds like Atomic Blonde will be right up your alley, then

80s setting, Cold War intrigue

What the fuck do I care I'm not an investor or a consumer

>>84704696
>maybe they even fuck
They should have high sexual tension through-out the movie, but don't ever really act on it.

Rachel Nichols as 006

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>>84704815
>They should have high sexual tension through-out the movie
I agree that would probably be the best, you expect them to sex any minute but it just doesn't happen because they get cockblocked by the villian.

>Rachel Nichols as 006
not sure if she could pull it off, the looks match but is she really the right cast for out Bond Movie?

>gunfight happens through ambush
>Brosnan jumps over a few tables and lands on 006 to protect her
>"Is that your gun or are you happy to see me?" she says in a cocky voice
>Brosnan instantly jumps off from her, turns around lands on his back, spreads his legs and shoots the incoming bad guys through his pants with several shots of a hidden 9mm where the audience assumes Brosnans dick
>he then screams in pain and she asks if he is hit but he is just burning his cock on Q's underwear gun
>audiences errupts into laughter

The Villian would be Jonah Hill in a fat suit.

>>84705511
>The Villian would be Jonah Hill in a fat suit
Obsessed with losing weight.

>>84703563
Closest I can think of is Goldeneye

>>84705548
the story almost writes itself.