Why did crabbe turn black?

>>84702176
Dumbleton cast a blackening spell on him.

>>84702176

That's not Crabbe, that is Blaise Zabini.

Crabbe was replaced as the actor portraying him is a scumbag.

>>84702176
WE WUZ SLYTHERINS N SHIET
Serious answer: drugs.

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oi bruv innit we up in one of dem most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. Fo real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack

>a-at least tha books was phat though
*skepta starts playin*
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"

Man start markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. Type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

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He acted so black he transformed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17449630

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>>84702399
Makes my day everytime

>>84702176
Black could be anywhere

>>84702176
the original actor was a chav who got arrested for smoking weed and knife fighting

>>84702176
Got in trouble with the police.

Literally got BLACKED

>>84702458
>petrol bomb
Damn... let go of the past already. You're not a wizard Jamie.

>>84702939

is knife fighting illegal in bongistan or something? bunch of pussies.

>>84702972
only if it's not part of the banter

>>84702939
The winner of a knife fight is the one that dies last.

>>84702972
Knives don't hurt people, so why would you hurt them?