Only 12 more days until the Juice is loose

Let The Juice loose!

>>84701670
>implying they'll let his ass out after getting away with double homicide

“All things are subject to interpretation. Whatever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."
- OJ Simpson

>>84701803
In the eyes of the law, he did not commit those crimes.

>>84701828
It's funny how attributing that quote to OJ makes it seem considerably dumber than it otherwise is.

Set this man free, I want to see Fred and Kim Goldman bitch and moan some more about him.

>>84701803
>I do not know shit about the law: the post

>>84701670
Wtf... He is in jail? For what?

>>84701670
that's my birthday

>>84701874
>I am naive, and think biases won't affect the judge's decision

>>84701899
Getaway driver for a robbery iirc.

...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

>>84701841
The law is unbiased, Judges are not.

Patton Oswalt will show him how to get away with killing a wife.

look out

>/tv/ - Television & Film
This is why we need /cel/

>>84701803
ALLEGEDLY

>>84701960
He's going to go a step further and write a screenplay and they're going to film it.

>>84701670
he's a good man..

>>84701899
Definitely not for murdering his ex wife and her lover.

>>84701973
O.J. was an actor and in way more flicks than Naked Gun

>>84701943
Autism

Did they finally catch """Charlie"""?

>>84701899
he's black

>>84702304
but thats the reason he dind't go to jail for the murders

>>84702221
underage

>>84702304
does he look like a bitch

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THE JUICE IS ON THE LOOSE

>>84701803

Any other celebrity wouldn't have seen the inside of a courtroom much less a jail cell. Even a civilian probably would've only got a year or two if that.

>>84701899
"Kidnapping" the judge added that on for no fucking reason, as well as many other charges. Normal person would have gotten about 3-5 years.

>>84702699
For armed robbery? Sure bud.

>>84702383
That was going to be my exact response to him, thanks

>>84702754
>no fucking reason

It had a reason, though it was on a technicality more than anything.

>>84702304
He's not though, he's OJ

>>84702784
He was just taking back what was rightfully his

>>84702404
What?

95% of this board probably wasn't even born when oj was on trial

>>84702404
Top fucking kek.

>>84703188
Say what again. I Daredevil you.

Khloe is hype as fuck

>mfw i just checked betting odds for juice getting loose
>mfw he's getting loose

>>84703214
Holly shit, that WAS a fun fact

OOGA BOOGA KILL WHITEY

And now it's PAYBACK TIME BABY!!!!!

>>84702840
Yes, how dare a storage unit company sell his shit just because he never bothered paying any bills. Don't they know that his property is rightfully his in perpetuity till the end of time and if they don't like it too bad.

>>84703214
untrue, i waas born 2 days before the murders, 4 deays before Kurt Cobain blew his brains out
and 1 day before my country kicked Germany's ass on the world cup.
check it.

>literally get off free from an obvious double murder

>do stupid nigger shit to get stuck in jail for a lengthy sentence anyways

Faggot should rot. He's not even humble enough with escaping a double murder conviction

>>84704403
It wasn't because he never bothered to pay any bills Retard

>>84704597
Why be humble what are they going to do charge him for murder?

>>84704597
He basically had to because he had no money. He almost certainly has CTE anyway

>>84702810
Literally all he did was just keep that guy in the room, that's not fucking kidnapping.

>>84704597
They stole all his shit including prized stuff like his Heisman and he went to get it back.

>>84705289
he sold that shit and stole it back

>>84701863
"I can resist anything except temptation"
-Jerry Sandusky

>>84705318
All the stuff that he went to take was all his.

>>84705344
until he sold it

>>84705399
They screwed him

>>84705407
later, in prison, I'm sure

>>84705261
Yes it is retard.

>>84704597
ron goldman's parents were making his life absolutely miserable, they made sure that any cent he earned went straight to them after they won in civil court