>31 years old

Dane is my love, my obssession, he so handsome he is the cutest actor in the world, and I give all my heart and my soul to him. Im totally yours Dane, love you.

This dude must look like a freak with short hair

boipussy is timeless

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>33 years old

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45 YEARS OLD
FORTY FIVE

Dane got the best scream. That one scene in Chronicle is fantastic.

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>32 years old

A cure for baldness

He sounds like a teenager going through a rough puberty in the Valerian trailers. Does he always sound like that?

>>84700455
How do i look young like that

>>84702174

Nothing young about that hairline.

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This guy and Cara Delevingne are probably the ugliest two actors on the market right now and they're both cast side by side in a movie with probably the ugliest special effects of 2017.

What was their end goal?

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>>84702315

Dane a cute
I'm not Dane btw

>>84702344
Is that you Dane?

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>>84702384
no he's probably very busy making hit films and i wouldnt even have time to post her haha

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>>84700455

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>35 years old

>>84702315
>ugly
They're both models. Post your face

>>84702315
I wouldn't call him ugly.

But he lacks charisma and the aura of being an alpha male.

>>84702315
What movie is that pic of cara from?

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>>84702315
>ugliest
Dane is legit /fa/

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>>84702540
Mad white boy?

What's your point

>>84702637
I'd like to fuck you in your twink anus

>face of a 12 year old
>hairline of a 50 year old

>>84702691
Don't do that, bruh

ITT: under 25 year olds

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>41 years old

>>84702315
I know he has a weird face but somehow I still want to wreck his boipuci

>>84702315
I really don't get it either
They have that beauty ugly look that you find in jewish modeling

>>84702748
42 in may

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>Hollywood casting-couches love him.

>>84700796
Which scene

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>>84702748

>those twitch streams where people mistake him for an old woman by calling him 'ma'am' or 'miss'
>that stream where he gets denied his nicotine gum even after being carded

Andy... has a hard life.

But at least he's famous and his name used on a popular Migos song.

>>84703625
and yet he doesn't have any more blockbusters. Hopefully twink porn soon

>>84703625
>>84702529
estrogen in the water

>>84703625
What's his end-game?

>>84703685
Last Maze Runner is due out next year, but everything else seems to be small TV roles. This sounds hilarious though.

>Thomas Brodie-Sangster as Whitey Winn, the town deputy
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godless_(TV_series)

>>84700480
fuck OFF dane

>>84703876
A one man show of To Catch a Predator.

>>84700796
>>84703658
which fucking scene

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>52 years old
>does all his own stunts

>>84703658
>>84704379
Forget which one but perhaps the one in the hospital when he go apeshit. And the final battle.

>>84703663
andy is a leech and hypocritical manchild
his streams at first were good, but now it's just devolved into him stirring up drama for views and going into other streamers chatrooms and making the stream all about him

>>84700860
kek

>>84700455
>>84700549
>>84700550
>>84700832
That is what people look like at that age. Is this a thread for 16 year olds who think that 30 is very old?

>>84705055
30 isnt old. you can look very young at 30 but it kinda is rare.
>>84704437
this is impressive

>>84703663
white boys in a gang

>>84702174
>be rich and have no troubles in the world
>no stress of finances weighing down on you
>get a full nights sleep every night
>can eat as healthy as you like and have all the time to work out or do whatever activities promote youth

gee i dunno

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>31 years old

>>84702748

Why the fuck didn't he just take hormones?

>>84700480
>Hail Dane
Nice to meet someone with great taste.

>>84702315
It's not like almost all Besson movies have a protag who looks like an out of step drug addict

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>>84703685

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwOAn6EWU7s
>approximately 30 years old

isn't shia like 30 years too? nigga looks like a homeless guy, what happened to him?

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How can others even compete with Tom?

i dont wanna go fucking bald, fuck

>>84705886
how old are you?
if you have at least 30 don't give another fuck, at that age you only need to care about not being a faggot.

>>84705929
20

what do you mean? you mean at age people no longer care? that's actually comforting

>>84705480
looks like the average good looking 30 year old

>>84706002
Yeah, I'm 25 and at this age people only care if you are a good person, women get desperate.

>>84705820
he has the blood of a warrior and he just wanted some french fries

>>84705860
Based

>>84705860
I know may people hate him because he's a crazy scientologist, but as far as acting go, that guy is into some Risky Business

>>84700455
>millennials OBSESSED with age and aging

It's going to be fun watching you all go mad and kill yourselves in existential crisis, especially since most of you are now pushing 30 and haven't even had a life/sex/etc. yet. Women don't even want you, they all go for Gen X & Boomers. You're all such faggots. Your lives are halfway over and you've never even had your dick in a woman. SAD!

>>84702174

Well isn't that the question of the day?

>>84702637
Dyel

>>84706265
>Women don't even want you, they all go for Gen X & Boomers
the fuck are you even talking about? never heard something less true in my life

same age as the guy in op and people tend to tell me that I look younger

not when I'm bearded tho, then I look fukin old

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>>84704437
52, yeah sure

>>84706259
never understood why someone personal life is a problem, if he does good stuff then he can be a furfag or whatver degenerate shit he wants to be

>tfw 30 and look like I'm in my early 20s.

It's going to crash and burn isn't it

>>84706395
he's a virgin

>>84706259
Death cannot touch the blood of Xenu

>>84700832
She looks like around the mouth area.

>>84706495
ticks confirm.

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>>84700455
I wanna fuck him against a mirror.

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Dane is like a retarded Leo Dicaprio except not as good.

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>>84700455
Cilli is another contender

>>84700550
It's all in the hair really.
Yes, he's thin.
Yes, his skin is great.
Yes, he looks sharp and clean but it really is all in that magnificent hairline.

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Anyone else notice at least half of 20-something guys have 40 year old foreheads? Why do they walk around with a perennial surprised face?

>25 years old and look 18
>every girl my age looks about 45
>It's immoral for me to fuck 18 year olds

How is this fair?

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>>84708551
Why is it immoral?
I'm 27 and dated 15year olds, you got any idea how fast they want to fuck when you pull out the alcohol and the weed and pick her up in your own car from home ?

>>84708497
most people do it in photos to lower their hairlines.

>>84708497
sunscreen up senpai

>>84700455
probably has the hairline for a forty year old

>>84708280
He's obviously had work done on his hair. All entertainers at the level do.

>>84702529
Forever young boipussy? Where do I sign up?

>>84702315
Cara Delameme is the male version of Dane

i know you are here Dane, go suck a cock

>>84708497
I thought I was the only one. No one ever mentions it. So I haven't either.

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>>84708184
Dat young Leo

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>>84703625
>LIKE WHAT IS THIS MAGIC??

>>84702635
wow, that's some shitty photoshop

Bump for more twink celebs.

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>>84709773

>>84709938
>Who's gonna bottom tonight?

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>>84710099
>Tom and Harrison spitroasting Dean

>>84700549
NIGGER RUN

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>>84710228
Issac in the corner fapping lankily.

>>84710401
No. Keep that ratty looking guy off my fantasy

>>84702315
He's hot she's not.

>>84702315
Kids think they're sexy. Standards have changed, look at Ed Sheeran and Lorde who are the biggest music stars now.

>>84702315
this guy is hot.

annoys me that people have this Chad image of what attractiveness is and they cant comprehend that woman could find someone other than your typical Chad attractive. Sure, he doesnt have the generic chad business haircut, or the generic chad business casual clothes, or the generic chad facial hair or the generic chad facial structure, but fuck all that he has a unique look and good on him for it, generally people who talk shit on people who look different are scared wannabe chads that are afraid to look any different from the rest of those well-groomed, metrosexually bearded sunglasses-wearing flip-flop sporting dudes.

>>84706418
Hollyweird is so political.

>>84709938
I love that, that dude is famous just for being seen with Tom all the time. I don't believe for a second that they are not gay lovers.

>>84705860
holy shit what

>>84708581
>I'm 27 and dated 15year olds
srsly nigger?

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>>84710604
>tfw im the only one who loves the lanky twink

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>>84709003
>WHAD IS DIS? MADIG? :DDDD

>>84710748
Who cares. More Dane for the rest of us

>>84711238
faggot

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>>84711400
>browsing /tv/
>not being gay or bi

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>>84711238

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>>84711400

>>84711495
Bi master race reporting in.

>>84711524
Fuck you, Drake

>>84711238
I think most of them moved on to Finn Wolfhard after Isaac hit puberty.

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>>84711591
Finn still looks too young for me, so I don't bother with him.
And I know people say isaac's not cute since he hit puberty, but I like him.
>funny looking/cute
>skinny
>pale
>nice hair
My kinda boi

plastic surgeons in hollywood are the best in the world.

also MIT guys that worked on new skin for people who suffered from burn discovered a new anti wrinkle molecule that can mask wrinkles for 24 hrs. Pretty sure rich Hollywood people have access to this now as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkpT5BihMio

>>84700832
is that MJ?

>>84712046

you sound like one of those ads next to yahoo news articles

>>84702635
I had that belt when I was 10 years old

>>84712297
thank you, but this gelly cream stuff is real though. lot of botox injectors and facelifting surgons ABSOLUTELY HATE THIS BREAK THROUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>84702315
>what humans will look like in the distant future

>>84700480
gay

>>84700550
Botox

>>84705860
Only thing stupid about that was they put it at the very beginning of the movie. That shit should have been the climax.

>>84702637
youre average dude. youre dreaming if you think you look better than dane dehan

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>>84702637
hi jesse. is that a dildo on your shelf?

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>>84704437
keanu will never grow old

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>>84714458
Hahaha no it's a bookend.

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>>84714458
Also, shit. I wuz meme actors n shiet. I don't even know what movie that is and I hate that actor, too lol
>>84714091
I never said I was anything more than average, but the actor looks (and sounds, form what I've heard in the Valerian trailer) like a kid in the middle of a rough puberty.
Ps just woke up from a nap

>>84715795
you could either be a trap or the frontman of king gizzard

>>84715795
I'd smash your twink butt t b h

>>84716002
No thanks but I appreciate the sentiment

>>84714091
and post YOUR face anon

>>84714582
Keanu was beautiful. Not saying he's ugly now, though.

>>84708581
>you got any idea how fast they want to fuck when you pull out the alcohol and the weed and pick her up in your own car from home ?
no because i don't fuck children because im not a creep

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>40 years old

>>84715357
Oh it goes in the end alright.

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>Ricky Dene Gervais[8] (/ʒərˈveJz/; born 25 June 1961)[9] is an English comedian, actor, writer, producer, director, singer, and musician

>>84702637
cute!

>>84711175
>>84716500
normies
>>84708581
based

>>84708581
>you got any idea how fast they want to fuck when you pull out the alcohol and the weed and pick her up in your own car from home?
Of course, there are whole branches of law dedicated to dealing with this fact.

>>84702315
at least dane can act

>>84710740
ed sheeran is successful DESPITE looking like shit, not because of it

>>84716542
literally perfect breasts

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>39

>>84715795
holy kek you put on the flannel I'm dead.

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>>84717129
literal shit tier pits. why did you find such a bad picture of her. she looks 39 btw

>>84717129
She looks her age.

>>84716676
*holds the phone on right hand and takes the picture with other*

>>84700550
His diet is plant based.

>>84702315
>ugliest two actors
Really? They're irresistible. I'm straight and would fuck both of them. They're like elves.

>>84700549
ugly as sin

>>84700550
Genetics.

>>84702315
2/10 because you got idiots to reply

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>>84702315
>mfw /tv/ will defend these two

>>84715795
J-jake...

they dont debut new actors at at age 30+ and if you think they do youre being played like a fool

>>84709938

>combine age is 100

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>>84702315
>>84700455
Something about him just drives me crazy, I can't really explain it. I think it's the eyes.

He's also not really conventionally attractive, and I think that makes him hotter to me. He doesn't have the same generic pretty boy look as every teen heartthrob.

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>>84719118
>I think it's the eyes.
That's why Cara gets me, brah

>>84715795
Do you go out with a dress sometimes? You could pull it off what a silky smooth cum face.

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>>84702315
>Cara and Dane
>ugly
Absolute shit taste detected

>>84718643
>>84719212
Nope

>>84700549
c l a s s i c
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>>84719118
He's a real qt. I also love his voice.

>>84718276
Cara looks more like an orc

>people think because someone is a model it means they're the peak of physical attractiveness

Not true at all. The most important trait in being a high profile model, at least for women, is having a 'look'. That means an androgynous frame and a unique, recognizable face. Not necessarily a beautiful one. Its not a coincidence most high profile designers are gay.

And thats just the successful, famous ones. Beyond that every 5/10 and above girl will tell you they 'model'.

>>84718678
are you saying Dane DeHaan is a new actor?

>>84719118
Yesss I love kind of coked-out tired-looking dudes. Plus his voice is super endearing somehow.

>>84719715
Yeah you've got to be a visually striking clothes-hanger, basically. Not beautiful, just striking.

Did anyone point out that he posts here on /tv/? Someone post the pic.

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>>84719944
>I can help!

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>>84719987
>is Andrew Garfield's neck longer in person?

>>84719944
>>84719987
How do we know this isn't someone larping as him.

>>84720108
The actor is a fucking nobody. If someone is larping as him they've really gone out of their way.

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>>84700550

>>84720108
>>84720205
Plus it was in 2013, so before A Cure for Wellness, TASM2, and Kill Your Darlings.

>>84702315
I wouldn't say the ugliest, at least not for Dane. I'm not even into conventionally attractive women, but the people on /tv/ insisting that Cara is attractive really astound me.

>>84706265
>32
only thing different from now and once I was a teen is I have more money, less motivation to do shit and I can't be fucked socialising.

>>84720635
I've heard people say that life is over. Like it's too late to have fun and follow your dreams. How did you feel when you hit 30? I'm 22 and I feel like I fucked myself already.

>>84721360
I fucked up, I meant to put, "is life over after 30

>>84700455
I thought it was Lena Dunham in the thumbnail.

>>84718250
He eats fruits and fruits eat him

>>84721360
That's only true if you're a woman.

>>84721360
I'm 38. I only started doing what I wanted at 30. And I'll keep doing it until I die. Fuck square society's expectations of what you should do and at what age

>>84721967
I don't think this was meant to be funny, but I laughed too hard at it.

>>84722035
That actually makes me feel better. Thanks for sharing, anon. What do you do if you don't mind me asking?

>>84720257
>I showed you my dick, answer me

>>84702529

hes 20

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>>84717129
>>84717367
daily reminder: if you don't want lagertha to publicly castrate you with a dull knife, then you don't know SHIT about television or film

>>84722528
Started as an actor and now I want to make my own movies. Produced my first feature last year.

>>84723034
That's exactly what I want to get into. Congratulations, man.
How and when did you start?

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>>84716676

>>84723137
Started at about 30, like I said. At first I was doing extra work, trying to figure out what's what. Then started doing auditions for student films and no budget shorts, then moved on to shitty cable recreation shows, then slowly upgraded to low budget feature films and bit parts on network TV. Made friends along the way and eventually figured out the hustle of making my own film.

There's no quick shortcuts, unless you're born into the industry, or youre a sexy girl who fucks the right dick (fucking the right dick is very important by the way since they're a lot of dicks in Hollywood). Otherwise you have to start from the bottom of work your way up, as with any other profession

>>84708497
drake?

>>84723378
the fact that you started at 30 is really reassuring honestly, I'm only 19 and sometimes I psych myself out of ever trying to be an actor because I didn't try out for any child roles lol.

>>84704437
>that shitty patchy, hard as fuck beard
i thought i was the only one

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>>84723378
Thank you, again for answering. I wish you luck out there, man. Hope to work with you one day. Good night. Or good day, idk your timezone.

>>84723577
Actually right now is a very good time for you to start because you can land all those "18 to play younger" roles. There are a good number of roles for teenage characters but productions prefer to hire legal adults since it's a lot less paperwork and liability for them that way

>>84723663
good point, actually. I'm also a unique ethnic minority so I can get those sweet diversity/stereotype roles lol.

>>84723623
I'm in LA so it's a goodnight for me.

Remember that even if it's a difficult path there's an internal sense of comfort knowing that at least you are heading in the right direction. Better to be walking to where you want to be instead of driving in the opposite direction.

>>84723728
Yes they're always bit parts for token minorities

>>84700455
>>84700549
Why do /tv/ posters always have baby faces?

Pretty cute thought desu

>>84700832
>Tfw no socially autistic gf

>>84721360
>TFW 18 and already feel I missed out on life

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>>84719987
>Because Reddit is for fucking idiots.
wtf I love Dane now

>>84723728
>I'm also a unique ethnic minority so I can get those sweet diversity/stereotype roles lol.
There is NEVER a shortage for extras. It's main roles that's difficult in movies and shit, never extra work.
People always need randoms to fill the backgrounds for their works, whether just standing around casually chatting or being a corpse.

It's only more so today, with so many projects trying to be diverse-looking.

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>48 years old

>>84724351
More like 48HHH

>>84719987
I ain't reading all that shit

>>84704437
What's his tax policy tho

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>>84724365
32K, actually

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>>84703663
>that one stream where some dude tried to hit on him thinking he was a young girl

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>>84704437
>be immortal
>be doomed to live your melancholic life until the end of time
;_;

>>84724398
welp I was close

>>84703625
He's that little kid from baccano!

was A cure for Wellness kino?