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Biopic when?

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Biopic when?
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>kid takes steroids
>dies of heart complication that, without steroids, would have never been an issue. read: the reason steroids are banned

riveting tale, chap
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I've been working out for 2 years and it feels like it's impossible to get a body like Zyzz without using steroids :-/
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>>84699063
That's what happens when you got S T I C C genetics
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>claims to be epitome of health
>dies at 23

LMAO
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why are australians so superficial? one time on /pol/ some guy got all intimidated when I posted a pic of myself with an ex and started asking me how big my dick is and stuff
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>>84699063
it is. being natty means looking like shit. yeah you'll look above average but you'll never look like anything like zyzz.
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>>84698938

I loved the part when he replied to some chick she is 'not good enough for his genes'

Welp, now nobody will get your genes, faggot
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>>84698938
Soon, gonna be played by his countryman of the same name
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>>84699381
he's too big anyway. an above average body is fine
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>>84699348
>one time on /pol/
kill yourself
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>>84699348
So how big is it?
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>health /= fitness
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>>84699470
no u

>>84699473
big enough
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>>84698938

>not including the skelly before and after pic
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>>84698938
He's just another artifact of time which in looked good in retrospect
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>>84698938

Yeah but he slept with some 6/10 jersey shore type trash that won't ever remember him. And plus some oldfag autists pretend to be his friend even though he's dead and they never met. So there's that.

I don't think you can handle the manliness.
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>>84698938
Who will play him?
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>>84699583
Taylor Lautner
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>>84699348
>posting pics on /pol/
For what purpose?
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>>84699348
>deriving opinions from autism on /pol/
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>>84699583
Aziz Ansari
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>>84699426
Aziz, light!
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>>84698938
>>84699047
Aruably the creator, or at least one of most important influences , of the modern "you lift brah"/"were all gonna make it" culture that have lead tens of thousands young lads to the gym, id honestly credit him with reawaking the whole body building scene, enormous influence.

The problem is that 4chan and memes are like the modern folktales, past down by post to post, drowning in the enormous internet, so youd really need a team of "4chan experts/historians/autists" to dig through various archives, forums, bodybuildingforums, facebook logs, YouTube videos, there just so much info scattered around
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>>84699880
I could honestly see this movie happening if you take this angle. There's a story in there somewhere. And Australians do love their larrakin folk heroes. Also, Stereosonic needs to be portrayed in a movie.
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>>84698938
Oh, this Zyzz?
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>you are now older than Zyzz ever was
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>>84699880
>enormous influence
enormous influence on fucking /fit/, which is a board on a fucking japanese cartoon site. but hey WOW
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>>84700540
You don't visit a lot of fitness sites do you?
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>>84698938
Why didn't he just do cardio?
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>You're under arrest for not making any gains, anon

What do?
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>>84700464
Gee whiz zyzz! Yeah he had quite a bit of resentment left over from when he was a teenager. Sure he was acting like a tool here but I'm pretty sure if anybody on Chan made it to his degree they would act in a similar way.
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>>84699348

just bants cunt, don't be a softcock
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>>84700464
Well he did become a god and everyone on 4chan is a faggot and jelly.
Becoming a symbol without dying at your peak is very hard though.
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>tfw had multiple convos with zyzz on /fit/ and misc before he got huge
desu he was always a douchebag. not near the narcissist level of his brother, but a self absorbed cunt none the less. it's weird how /r9k/ fags tried to paint him as some beta to alpha story when in reality he's from a really wealthy family and always had tons of friends and girlfriends even when he was a skinny WoW playing fag.
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>>84699063
Two years is nothing, and it's possible that your routine is bad, or your diet is bad. I wasted a few years doing a shitty ineffective routine, it's worth it to educate yourself, just sayin'.
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>>84698938

Is this that trust fund baby/instagram whore that the poltards around keep jerking off to?
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>>84699470
This, screw those fucking racist bigots
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>>84700588
Run for the nearest sauna.
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>>84700578
cardio kills gains, dontchu know?
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>>84699063

it is impossible you idiot, zyzz was on everything
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can someone give me a rundown on this guy?
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>wanted to live for 100 years
>died at 22
>poisoned by a tranny in Thailand
>broke, lived with his parents who gave him money
>low tier stripper to afford roids
>shitty physique for a roid user, non existant legs
>had no idea of proper dosages, diet or exercise
>biggest achievement: going to parties once month with his brother and gay friends and fuck some high as a kite whore
>biggest achievement number 2: creating the 'le aesthetics' movement, who inspired a bunch of cringe worthy nerds to lift and being obnoxious bastardizing bodybuilding


woah, inb4 u jelly, these are facts.
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>>84701290
>do roids
>die
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Literally fucking who?
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>>84700753
I don't look up to him, he seems like an extremely shallow individual who had a pretty warped value system. I know I'll get shit for this but I respect some of my neckbeard looking friends more than Zyzz.
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>>84698938
isn't that the same tattoo the rock has
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>>84699063

EAT BIG TO GET FUCKING BIG
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>>84699411
Who'll get your genes?
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>>84699411

Zyzz only did it to avenge all the men in the world that heard the same
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>>84700578
>heart defect
>do cardio plus steroids

Also cardio is for faggots and girls
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>>84701290

Direct line to /fit/ness god
There are no other steroid dealers, there is only juice bank Zyzz
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>>84701415

My gf, if I propose, I guess?
It is pretty nice feeling to know that I'm better than Zyzz

>>84701428

Such a brave vigilante. Saw that the world is in a bad shape and devoted his life to make it even worse. Such a great guy, I'm so sad he passed away.
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>>84701459

>Also cardio is for faggots and girls

And for people who want to beat the life expectancy of Somalia, it seems
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Killing Zyzz was the Turks final act in the Armenian genocide
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>>84698938
All the years in the gym. The tans, the tattoos, the edgy haircuts, the hours spent posing in front of the mirror all down the shitter.
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>>84699063
Probably is, genetics are a thing and Zyzz was injecting everything

People should do the best they can with what they are given
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>>84699063
Was Hercules natty?
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Remember when this fag died

lol

growing up in sydney i knew him and he was just some retard who fucked lots of junkie sluts. basically drug dealer tier. occasionally he'd pick up uni girls who were trying to maintain the image of not being sluts.
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>>84699880
Barely ever heard of the guy. I think it's just a niche subculture, which bodybuilding and its celebrities are. He would have been more well known arguably nowadays from the sponsorship and promotion deals on instagram, twitter and now Snapchat.
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>>84698938
>tfw you are now 3 years older than zyzz ever was
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>>84701647
As natty as the son of a god can be I guess I mean he did do all the working out but still
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>>84700540
Is this your first day on the internet? Zyzz related memes were spammed fucking everywhere a couple of years back, even normies know who he is. Probably one of the most famous online personalities ever, and that was before social media really took off
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>>84701717
Nah it was only on /fit/ and misc that zyzz was known really
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>>84701717
>Probably one of the most famous online personalities ever

I honestly can't tell if you are being serious
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miss him bros. He reminds me of when life was better
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>>84701750
Stop posting or I'm having your internet license revoked

>>84701777
I honestly can't tell if you are underage

I don't even give a shit about Zyzz, I just know he was talked about absolutely everywhere
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>>84701717
>even normies know who he is
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>>84701647
obviously not look how shriveled his dick and balls are
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>>84701796
>I honestly can't tell if you are underage

I'm not. But now I can tell with 100% certainty that you are both being serious and being fucking retarded. Zyzz is a fucking nobody. The ONLY reason he is popular in this place is because losers identify with his power trip of 'from being bullied to being a bully' and his mysoginy. Anywhere else, even on most boards on this very site, people have no idea who he is. Claiming 'normies' know him is like claiming normies know the dude from 'shit was so cash' pasta
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>>84701138
sex kill gains too
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What the fuck does natty mean, you /fit/ queers?
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Zyzz was authentic. You might think this isn't important but that only happens once in a lifetime.
Whatever you think about Zyzz, in the end it was just a charismatic guy making fun on the internet, working out, listening to EDM, telling people to go to the gym, etc.
A new Zyzz will be a made-up celebrity with clean language (no cursing, no jokes about steroid, etc), a product created by a marketing team with the help of a focus group to sell a shit brand of whey protein while pretending to go to crossfit.
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>>84701891
natural, no steroids
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>>84700464
>bit the hand that fed him
>ends up dying
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biopic when?

It hurts remembering how good /fit/ used to be
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>>84701717
He might have been more famous in today's social media environment but there are plenty of personalities with better bodies and personalities that would dwarf him. He was just a meme with a niche audience.
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>>84701921

You can go to any halfway decent beach and find a hundred like Zyzz.
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>>84700499
I was born the same year as him and though I'll never get his body/gains I'm still alive and he's dead
I don't know what the moral of the story is here though
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Only people that hate are trash-bodied pigs. Most people here aren't even six feet tall, and don't even have visible abs when flexing. That being said, none of that even matters when its all about the face. Most of you guys will never know what it's like to have a female actual want to fuck you for your aesthetics. LOL @ you my dudes
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>>84700499
lordosis
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>>84701872
>Using the word mysoginy unironically
Are you, dare I say it, homosexual?
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>>84701797

I'm a loser with no life who spends almost all of his free time on the internet and probably 50 percent of that time here and I didn't know who this faggot was until I clicked on this thread. I guarantee you most normie probably know who the bald SJW on RLM is than they do this roid abusing rich cocksucker.
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>>84702224

No, I'm just someone who uses words properly, and doesn't resort to spamming pointless buzzwords hoping that one of them will strike a nerve
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>>84702169
It's true. I will choose a tall guy with a handsome face over a muscle mass anyday.
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>>84700499

>that call that could have saved zyzz
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>>84702249
Hmmm, a homosexual of the highest order I see. Tell me, homosexual of the highest order, how does it feel to be a homosexual of the highest order?
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>>84702309
Care to elaborate?
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>>84699063
Who gives a shit? As long as you aren't fat and look decent with a shirt off, you're at more of an advantage than most of the (American) population. Getting super swole is a pain in the ass that requires years and years of constant lifting, cardio and a strict diet that usually requires force feeding. Girls really don't give a shit if you are zyzz swole anyway, yeah they will say it's hot and like to look at them, but outside of whores your decent looking girl is dating an average guy.

If you really think you need to look like that, just do roids and be happy.
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>>84702334
kill yourself
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>>84702297

100% correct. That being said, I still like to work out for the mental gains. Puts you in a good mood throughout the day and helps me sleep. Takes me 2-3 hours a week to maintain a physique that 95% population will never have. Add on top of that being tall and good looking. Now, if you will, imagine being a manlet with a pig face and not even lifting (fat). hell on earth mode.
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All the hate ITT is cool and all, you're all welcome to your opinion, but Zyzz had a much bigger influence than all of your lives combined x1000.

Go to your local gym and 1 in 3 guys will have started lifting because of Zyzz, and that's not an exaggeration. Justin fucking Bieber knew about him ffs.

>why should I care about some dude who did roids, etc etc

You dont have to care, but Zyzz was someone LITERALLY just like you. Look at his before and after pics. He used to play WoW and RS and post on 4chan and pretty much was looked at as a beta pusy by everyone at his school. Then he did something none of you are able or willing to do. He took his shit life and made something completely different out of it, and in the process became famous and an icon. So what if he died at 22. Like I said, he did more than you could ever hope to in such short a time, and he started from exactly where you did. If he accomplished so much and you say HIS life was a failure, then what the fuck does that say about yours?
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>>84698938
about what? Going to the gym and then going to raves everything few months?

Don't get me wrong, I love zyzz (met him in person a few times as well before he died), but he doesn't need a biopic.
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>>84702350

I can tell that you look like shit bro. Just admit you have a shitty phsyique and suffer sour grapes syndrome. No girl will ever lust over your body.

>o-only vapid whores like guys that are aesthetic!
>i-its not worth all the time I could be spending on 4chan
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>>84701717
>before social media took off
>2-3 years after facebook and twitter became popular

stop pretending the internet hasn't been normie as fuck for ages please.
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>>84702493
Zyzz was one of the first major normie memes
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>>84698938
>dead in a thai bathhouse
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>>84702536
advice animals and rage comics were far bigger and predated him by years. not to mention all the other stupid memes that were just viral videos.
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>>84702616

>well achtuallly

How sad is your life that you've taken upon the role of Meme Historian on 4chan /tv/ lol.
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Biopic when?
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>>84702708
>shit, this guy just showed me up and corrected my dumb ass
>better call him a loser, that'll show him!
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>>84702708
>Meme Historian
i know your post is bait, but anyone who is older than a child remembers a shit ton of memes that came up somewhen during their lives
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>>84702732
I fucking love the internet. Its so great getting insights into nutjobs lifes
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>>84702616
I said 'one of'

If you're going to be an autist at least do it properly.
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>>84702751

he didn't respond to me i just took a macro look at how he was talking about memes

>>84702766

wasn't bait, but I agree with him that he was one of the earlier "meme icons", but he was a good 4-5 years at least after the earlier memes, but still the word meme wasn't being used that often
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where was chestbrah when zyzz was in thailand?
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>>84699047
it wasn't even just the steroids he was a retard who did zero cardio and surprise surprise his heart gave out
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>>84702864

are you at a greater risk of heart attack at the age of 20~ if you're on roids, vs being on roids and on cardio? you know what i mean

sure the risk is better, but would have cardio even help, or was it gonna happen to him sauna or later no matter what?
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>>84702893
Apparently he was born with a heart defect that he was never aware of, so he was fucked no matter what probably
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>>84699063

of course its impossible you mong.

look at him. does that look like a regular person body?

fuck no. it looks like SOMEONE ON STEROIDS
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What a dumb way to die. RIP
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>>84702893
long distance runner here. cardio has a great impact on your heart muscle, it grows in sice and beats slower. the lowest heart rate i ever measured was about 44 at 1pm when i was already up for a few hours. i can't guarantee that in this case zyzz wouldn't have died in the sauna if he had done cardio, but it really makes a big difference on your heart
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>>84702893
well the cardio would've meant his heart wasn't literally underequipped to pump enough blood to the rest of his stupid body. yes obviously the two in conjunction sealed the deal, but it's not like every bodybuilder on earth has a deathly weakness to saunas, just the idiot self taught ones with no idea what they're doing, like zyzz.
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>>84702922
>it wasn't even just the steroids he was a retard who did zero cardio and surprise surprise his heart gave out

Right, congenital heart defect (or his family just said that to cover up the coke/roids/drugs) but what im saying is, if he had known it could he have prevented it by doing cardio? Obviously taking drugs didn't help.
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>>84702966
>>84702976
more or less answered my question before i asked it

>>84702984
no response required
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Biopic when
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>>84703027
This is what 100% natty looks like, lads.
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>>84702864
no cardio on its own wouldn't lead you to a heart attack at that age. people with heart problems die all the time in high temperature climates because of the added exertion and effects dehydration has on blood pressure.
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>>84703027
>>84703042

>not showing the full hairline
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>>84703042
i agree!
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>>84703108
mirin
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>>84703145
y-you too~
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>>84702322
You are the homosexual fro liking zyzz
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How would they handle the getting killed by steam part without making him look like a massive bitch?
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>>84702536
Gtfo lmao he was a nobody even during his prime only /fit/ likes him
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>>84703391
They wont they will say he left on journey to find himself and train his body even harder but never return
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>>84702135
That is the point. It's like an anon posting some shit here, a normal guy joking just to make a joke. Not to sell a product or whatever, but 4thelulz.
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any /pisstroopers/ on right now? Whatever happened to the JG documentary that the bearded faggot promised us?
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>>84703391

Mad Mirors had him killed brah
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>>84699063

I think the really ripped dudes are taking hormone injections all the time. And many of them are not dudes!
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where was chestbrah when zyzz died?
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>>84700499
WTF WITH THAT THING ON THE RIGHT
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>>84700564
You dont go outside a lot do you?
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>>84703522

u gelded brah? we dont need testicles, were freaks!
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>>84703615
is this your first day on the internet?
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>>84703728
>tfw just checked delray misfit channels and see they uploaded an hour of fourth of july ments
the drought is over. it piss baby!
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>>84703822

pissening haven't seen that yet, enjoy the ment!
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>>84701044
yeah FUCK FREE SPEECH
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>>84698938

Never because the only people who cared about him are a small minority of complete autists from /fit/ and bodybuilding.com forums.
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>>84698938

already done a long time ago
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>all these fat fucks/skinny twigs hating on Zyzz

Lmao you fuckers are beyond pathetic. You can go ahead and keep on living your life as you are now, but just know that you'll never be above average. You'll never have women want to fuck you wherever you go.

You'll just sit on 4chan all day and blame women for not being interested in your "nice guy" attitude.
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>>84704818
>3
Fuck.... so people watch this shit for real?
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>>84701647
>tfw have the dick of a greek statue
>tfw born 2000+ yeara too late
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>>84705039
>tfw fat and have a small dick

If I was born 2000 years earlier, I would have been royalty.
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>>84704898
nice genetics autist, go and ask a bikie for some drugs to make you a real man, haha bitch
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>>84702297
fag
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>>84704898
>average

Zyzz was a below average twink who needed roids to get natty results.

I don't get the worship for that guy.
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>>84698938
>>84698938
>>84698938

>Biopic when?

Sauna or later he'll get one

HYUK HYUK HYUK

But seriously anon, why do you like this bitter cunt? He got rejected when he wasn't /fit/ then went out of his way to get "revenge" on the bitches that ignored him.
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>do cardio to increase your heart health
>when a heart attack is one of the best ways to die
I'd rather drop out of nowhere too taken over by surprise to think about the fact that I'm dying than slowly rotting on a hospital bed for weeks. As far as death goes a heart attack is a pretty good deal. You don't even have to dread it especially if the first one gets you, it just sneaks up on you while you shit
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>>84702350
Its true though. Most non-braindead girls dont lust after roidwrecks like zyzz. For them its more about character and status
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>>84705039
>>84705088
>>84701848
>>84701647
>>84701707
What happens if a dude tells a girl his dick looks like that soft?
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>>84705432
He doesn't.
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>>84705466
if a dude is with her he will eventually get soft or be around her when soft. Can't stay hard 24/7.
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>>84705432
What happens if your dick is like that soft and doesnt get much bigger when hard?
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>>84705537
if you fill pic related with viagra and just say you have bad breath or whatever it is entirely possible
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>>84705392
>But seriously anon, why do you like this bitter cunt? He got rejected when he wasn't /fit/ then went out of his way to get "revenge" on the bitches that ignored him.


Thats probably what most autists here dream about lol
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>>84705606
A hard life I'd imagine.
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>>84701881
I forget 4chan can still make me laugh sometimes
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>>84699509
Cmon show us a pic
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>James K is over seven hundred pounds
>lived longer than Zyzz
>is still alive now

is being healthy a meme
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>>84699047
It wasn't just roids, he had a heart defect and was also doing coke.
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>>84707557
I saw his episode yesterday and didn't finish it. Did the Dr. send him back home? He gained 100 lbs after showing up.
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>>84707596
Idiot

>>84699047
fpbp
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>the year 2017
>he STILL is natty
Literally unexplainable, unless you have truly amazing genetics
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>>84701290
Patron saint of "we're all going to make it, brah". He was rich yet extremely beta lanklette Indian with a landwhale girlfriend(acquired due to his wealth) that cheated on him constantly.

He then got into /fit/ness and bulked up to the point where women wanted him. He took full advantage of his new found aesthetics to deny women who denied him prior for revenge and only slept with top tier Stacies.

Of course he didn't achieve his body naturally and juiced a bit, did a bit of coke and partied hard. This combined with a lack of cardio and a trip to a sauna caused him to die of a heart attack and thus he was deified as someone who represents going from an undesirable loser to being lusted after by Stacies.
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>>84700564
Look how many times do you faggots need to be told? Homosexuals comprise like 5% of the population. Nobody gives a shit about your folk """"heroes"""
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>>84707835
Homosexuals also comprise 95% of the lifting population that don't look like dyel shit
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>>84698938
I just noticed his lats are pretty shit
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>>84700464
>Zyzz hates everyone from 4chan and claims they're all worthless losers
>There are still people on 4chan who are not only fans of him, but completely defend his claims
Seriously? Why do 4chan users defend strangers that clearly hate them? It's like watching people here idolize bullies, murderers, corrupt businessmen/politicians, and celebrities that would hate them in real life. I just don't understand. Is this some kind of Stockholm Syndrome where 4chan clings to famous people that despises them for existing?
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>>84707865
Christ that guy must have a nine inch dick. How can straight men even compete?
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>>84707865
>that big dong

is that mike matei's brother?
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>>84708088
Because 4chan is hell and most of us realize that if our lives were actually good we wouldn't be here.
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>>84708088
4chan anons are more cucked than even the most beta of men on other internet forums. They're like those people in high school who try to hang out with the popular jocks bullies, to either avoid being bullied themselves or in hopes they can be associated with them, regardless of the harm they cause. Reddit maybe full of social rejects, but at least the majority didn't try to identify with their bullies or justify their victim status as being well deserved.
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>>84699470
Shalom.
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>>84708267
If it's so great over there, why don't you piss off back there?
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>>84699880
We need a Scooby movie
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so guys tell me what's the point of living if you are short, unattractive and have a small dick?
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>>84701647
How do we know that greeks didnt have steroids back in the day
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>>84701797
pretty much every normie I know who is into bodybuilding knows who zyzz is
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>>84702408
I went from being extremely shy around women and with poor social skills in general to being socially competent and pretty good at getting laid, and I never took any steroids to do it. Zyzz chose the wrong solution for his problem. All respect to him, but if any dude on 4chan were to think that the only way to fix his social issues is to do what Zyzz did, that would be a shame.
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God among men
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There was also that one Filipino marine guy who was really ripped and a mod on /fit/ and he apparently died really young too

I thought exercise and dieting was supposed to prolong your life
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>>84700464
>the original perro caca
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>>84710969
>he thinks anyone famous for their body is natty
Aaayy
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>>84708088
have you been to /fit/?
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>>84698938
Is this a Jojo reference?
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>>84710859
was that really him replying to those hoes or was it just some role playing faggot?
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>>84701290
>be beta skinny autistic paki
>do roids
>suddenly everyone thinks he's alpha even though he's still too autistic to talk to girls
>die in a sauna because underneath those muscles he had a heart of 60 year old crackhead

really makes you think
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>>84702732
his story could be a taxi-driver tier movie in the hands of a very competent filmmaker. i cannot see how they would make the endless posting on forums visually interesting, but then again i cannot vlog.
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>>84702732
does anyone know how to get paul schraders attention? he could be the one to pen the script for the definitive bloho-kino. given the fact that bloho is most likely also a night creature posting on forums, it could be the finale and climax of the 'night worker' series if picked up by a competent director.
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>>84700464
Hahaha serves him right
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>>84701315
Meh, were still talking about him. He's basically immortal
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