/got/ general

Thats an aesthetic scoff

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JORAH WILL KILL MADNERYS AND RESTART THE NIGHT'S WATCH, BECOMING ITS 1000TH LORD COMMANDER

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>zero 'stark traits', either physically or behaviorally
>wolf acts like a dog instead of an actual wolf, dies early too
>instinctively prefers south over north
>shows no sign of warging unlike all her siblings
so whose bastard is she?

>>84698749
Arg, S1 Jaime was perfect. S1 was perfect. Fucking zombie show. Thanks D&D.

>>84698805
>zero 'stark traits', either physically or behaviorally
well, she's fucking retarded, like most of the Stark in asoiaf.

>>84698805
Honestly, wtf were the fucking Starks going to do after a year with those dire wolves. Where they really going to make the entire fucking Red Keep deal with 6 foot tall wolves just wandering around. Like force every fucking scullion wench to overcome their innate fear of horse sized wolves? Its absolute ridiculous Ned brought them South with him. What an asshole.

>>84698805
Strong tully genes take over everything. The seed is extremely strong.

Preemptive reminder that bullying Tully under any circumstance is unacceptable.

Was "fewer :^)" the most Reddit line in the show or something you could legitimate see bookStannis say in that situation?

>>84698864
of course they would not have been let loose. probably would've been shoved into some menagerie.

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RIP the last character with realistic motivations and goals.

>>84698883
don't think it was particularly reddity, think D&D just figured that making Stannis a grammar nazi would get showfags to hate him even more.

they just didn't have enough airtime to spend on him or they likely would've made him a rapist too.

>>84698896
Too bad his pursuit of those goals were strait up idiotic after the 4th season.

>>84698896
> The man had cheated me. So I had him hanged, and claimed my rights beneath the tree where he was swaying. If truth be told, the wench was hardly worth the rope. The fox escaped as well, and on our way back to the Dreadfort my favorite courser came up lame, so all in all it was a dismal day.

>>84698808
>Dr Naerys, I'm KitN

>>84698808
>If you're the king, why are you so small?

>>84698826
nah bearded farm boy jaime was best jaime

>>84698979
>I wish someone told me, i wouldn't have had to steal that pig!
D&D could actually write some good lines when they still had GRRM's framework

>>84698864

I mean, once upon a time King's Landing had to deal with dragons, so it's not the worst that city has seen.

>>84698826
I mean S7 Jaime looked pretty neato.

Somebody post that gif from the trailer of him riding to battle.

>>84698805

Sansa is her mother's daughter, which is to say a Tully. Early on Jon and Arya are noted to have the Starkiest features, maybe Bran too, where Robb was somewhere in the middle and Sansa was definitely had more of her mother's features than her father's. No idea where Rickon fit in.

>>84698805
Mycah's dad

>>84698749
>tfw Jaime's ass is the only thing to look forward to in S7
I guess it still beats seasons 5 and 6.

>>84699137
Rickon has the most "Wolf blood" of any stark.

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>>84699170
Well I'm also waiting on that Wight Hunt. I know it sound fucking stupid on paper but I'm sure it will look impressive and will be visually appealing. That's about all I could be excited for considering the subpar writing. At least we're getting battle kino.

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First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

>>84699137
Bran has no physical Stark features and he ends up being the most connected to the old gods. Rickon doesn't either, but he's got a shit ton of wolf blood in him. Boy is practically feral. And While Brandon and Lyanna were impulsive, so is Cat, and she's vengeful too. Arya could have inherited those traits from her just as well as she could from her aunt or uncle.

>>84698749
What is Roose & Ramsay Bolton's endgame? What do they want?

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Did he really think he could beat all those cavalrymen with a sword?

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>>84698896
Roose Bolton's Morton's Fork

Roose Bolton is faced with a doozy of a dangerous one during the siege.

If Roose lets everybody stay as they are, they'll fragment even further into murderous factions and weaken the siege from within by picking each other off: Game Over.

If he sends the most dangerous out into the snow, they may side with Stannis or die: Game Over.

Either he's left with too few to defend the walls, or Stannis gains more numbers quite directly. If he keeps the worst with him and puts them on lockdown, his whole army can't be an effective defensive force against Stannis and the troublemakers may still try killing him and others: Game Over.

If he sends a mix of supporters and dangerous tools outside to fake surrender to Stannis, they may achieve something — or, more likely, get caught thanks to teeth-clenched teamwork not working: Game Over.

If he's found a way out of this by picking the snowdrifts and being creative with who he sent outside, it'll be fun to see.

All in all, general winter has not been kind to either him or Stannis by arriving when he did.

>>84699171
>>84699231

Jesus Christ I need to reread the first book then.

>>84699304
>Stark Genes
>Tully Genes
>Greyjoy Genes
>Martell Genes

how the fuck did these end up the heads of kingdoms? Did the other lords just put them there to keep them out of the way?

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>>84699212
Never Forget
Always Remember

Azor Beric

Also since when is Wojack a member of the BWB and how dares he to dress up like the Azor Ahai: Beric Dondarrion?!

>>84698805
There are some parallels with Sansa and Ned desu.
>can't being themselves to hate their enemies, merciful
>can't into KL politicking, don't enjoy it, don't do well with it
>spent time in the Vale with a boisterous and slutty bff

>>84699395
you forgot
>both get fucked by Littlefinger

I'm starting Season 4. When does the show get good?

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Afternoon all

>>84699452
Good afternoon Salty Cunt.
How ya doing?

its another /tv/ tries genetics episodes

quite fitting the lot of you have a literally medieval understanding of the topic

>>84699417
That too.

>>84699472
Excited that we only have a week to go for DABID posting to pick back up.

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Daario Naharis a Faceless Men?

>>84699515
Good to hear, say how is you're baby daugther doing?

>>84699228
dis bitch gonna get like 10 seconds of screen tyme boi

>>84698864
Honestly, wtf were the fucking Targaeryans going todo after a year with those dragons. Where they really going to make the entire fucking Red Keep deal with 60 foot tall lizards just wandering around. Like force every fucking scullion wench to overcome their innate fear of 747 sized reptiles? Its absolute ridiculous Aegon brought them South with him. What an asshole.

>>84699438
it doesn't

>>84699576
>what is the Dragonpit

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>>84699494
wait till the economics episode

>>84699438
when the sun rises in the west

>>84699438

idk about "good" if you don't like it by / don't care about the characters yet, give up

why did lyana do nothing to prevent civil war?

>>84699800
>woman
>ever upset by chads fighting over her
she had the two most desirable men in the Kingdoms fighting for her snatch. She reveled in that shit.

>>84699840
she didn't want bobby b tho

she MUST have known ned would side with his friend against her bf (the father of her fucking child)
and yet she does NOTHING

>>84699800
>Bobby B gets cucked
>Lets TELL him he got cucked!
>Robert destroys House Stark along with House Targaryen

>>84699800
because Rhaegar kidnapped her and prevented her from contacting or sending a raven to her family.

>>84699885
she was locked in a tower by the man who kidnapped and raped her because he wanted to LARP a prophecy he read in a book

really

>>84699934
then why didn't rhaeghar approach the starks with an allegiance through marriage/ plans to overthrow his father

>>84700018
Presumably the Tourney at Harrenhall would have been something like that, but he fucked that up hard. Marriage is difficult. Everyone fucking hates polygamy, and Robert and Dorne would be offended to the point of possible war.

>>84699452
>>84699515
Just got a new PC with dual monitors set up. I'm so excited to shitpost with you all while watching the live streams.

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Where is the best place to dl the episodes lads?

>>84700018
Rhaegar planned to die on the Trident.

People really over state Bobbys rage. Sure he gets all rillied up and angry but he wouldn't have had it in him to personally kill the kids

>>84699395
>>spent time in the Vale with a boisterous and slutty bff
what

>>84700086

>>84680466

>>84698896
Hello to the millionth Bolton edgelord faggot! I bet your blades are sharp.

>>84699800
If you're unfazed by all the sentimentalist horseshit people talk about poor dear dead Lyanna it's easy to pick up on what a spoiled bubblehead she was. There are characters I hate about as much but none more.

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If you're going to mourn a dead character at all you might as well set your sights higher.

>>84700142
>his blades aren't sharp
KEK what you gonna do when you need to stab something? This is just terrible.

>>84700086
Cat's speech about the horror that's come to her family was not due to her not loving Jon, it was Robert's ghost getting revenge beyond the grave.

>>84700211
I'd rather mourn over never getting a qtpi psycho bolton daughter.

Never born, but not forgotten. She was too good for this world.

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>>84700216
You're just lucky this is the internet.

>>84700258
wtc

>>84700239
That's got to be one of the most embarrassing posts I've seen in days. Hours.

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>>84700239

>>84700293
It's probably not even the most embarrassing thing I posted in the last hour.

>>84699329
He sent 20 good men and decimated Stannis mang.

>>84699438
you already watched the good part. season 5/6 are the worst two so just move on

>>84700317
literally perfect

>>84700125
She spent time with Robert's bastard daughter.

>>84700459
no that anon is clearly talking about myranda royce
MYA A PURE

>>84698805
edmure

>>84700459
I think he's referring to thicc mryanda royce

why does gurm spell everything wrong?
is he dyslexic?

ser
jaime
myranda
petyr
etc etc

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>>84700530
maybe we just spell everything wrong

>>84700317
you just know any speculative Bolton daughter would be played by Cara Delevingne

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A simple yet robust shirt, the officially licensed Jon Snow shirt is a critical part of the Night’s Watch uniform. Although it may not give you Jon Snow’s prowess in battle, this soft black cotton shirt, with rear neck button, completes the look of the dashing defender of Westeros.

Care instructions: Dry cleaning only.

Season premiere episode title when????

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>>84700661
looks dark blue

>>84699137
The biggest misconception is that Sansa is like Catelyn, and Arya is like Ned. It's the other way around, and you'd know this if you read the books several times. Sansa may look like Catelyn, and prefer the South, but she takes after Ned the most. Arya takes after her mother more than she takes after father, despite looking most Stark out of them all. Read Arya's chapters in Braavos, she's just like Cat, and the first name she takes under the FM is proof, she's hotheaded, good at math, and vengeful. You may call it wolf's blood or whatever, but its Catelyn through and through.

>>84700735
arya cares about peasants though

>>84700735
>good at math
wut

>>84700735
I agree about Sansa, but I'd say Arya is more Ned still. Daughters take after their fathers most. While sons take after their mothers, hence Robb being a whiny cunt who lost the North, Bran being a fucking limp dick fish who's super naive and lets old pervy men tell him what to do. Rickon was too young to be influenced by either of them, so he's basically an orphan.

>>84700486
A pure who fucked her donkey

>>84700859
>whiny cunt
wtf was he whiny about?

>>84700881
he cried like a bitch when Ned died, when Walder betrayed him, when Catelyn set Jaime free, when Karstark betrayed him, etc... did you even watch the show?

>>84700530
>>84700555
I've given it a thought and it's probably better that he went for mimicking normal-sounding Anglo-Saxon names in Westeros (minus the ones of Jewish origin or respelling them all like Jon) rather than entire subsets of fake-sounding "noble" or "elvish" shit like you'd find in your average fantasy ASSFAGGOTS

>>84700317
>tfw no girl Ramsey to force Theon and Rickon to giver her sons, usurping both Pyke and Winterfell

>>84700780
"I can do sums too, and keep a cabin neat." -Arya

>>84701117
i think that anon was wondering how that draws comparison to cat

>>84700735
I smell the tumblr on your post

>>84701205
Nope. No one talks about this, but the proof is there in the text. Perhaps Preston might make a video on it one day.

>>84698801
Dabids would redeem themselves if they pulled it off

>>84701205
>not "We see you, Tumblr"
You are the Tumblr

>>84701306
Away to fuck. They'd still be wankers and cunts.

>>84701282
I see you tumblr.

Don't bother hiding behind prestonfaggotry

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is he kil?

>>84701593
ok r*ddit

>>84701593
No, anon. You are the tumblrs.

>>84698896
I still can't forgive them for building up him as a guy who has shit under control and then just killing him off

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>>84701617
Not more than half. Probably less if the sheer badness of so much about the show means a smaller weighting.

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>>84698805
>Sansa is nothing like Ned!
When will this meme end?
She looks like her mom while being stupid and useless like any Stark.

/pol/'s pretending like they know shit about /got/

>>>/pol/132689188

>>84700142
Liking Roose is ok, he's basically Tywin on steroids, as it stated in the books at some point. Liking Ramsey thought is Tumblr tier. Especially the show Ramsey.

>>84701687
>muh reddit

Nice deflection

it's my birthday today, pls say something nice

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Damn, wildling sluts look like that?

GoT is a gateway series of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for normie, sociable faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the swords, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole knight faggotry and everything about the GoT world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average normie and their sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes normies eat this shit right the fuck up.
GoT is basically THE series to attract the most hated fanbase known to /tv/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no GoT threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

>>84702036
>tfw when your face is a perfect blend of cute and retardation

>>84702059
perfect mix. best waifu.

>>84702059
Exactly. Isn't it great?

>>84702036
wtf I'm Wildling Refugees Welcome now.

>>84699438
End of season 8.

>>84702047
haven't seen this pasta before

>>84702524
pretty sure it's based off the "naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind"

so was no /got/ next year confirmed? They really think they can wait out for twow? Isn't that kind of silly since you can't possibly wait out for a dream of spring?

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>>84701858
s-so Cat isn't stupid and useless?
also it's weird how that artist sometimes just sketches sophie and sometimes does their own version of sansa

remember when you used to get excited when GoT premiered? at this point i'm only watching it to see how much they fuck it all up

>>84699231
wow its almost like appearance isnt as important as you autists make it out to be

>>84702604
The only good thing the show had over the books is that it was going to come out on time and give us an ending and they are fucking blowing it.

>>84702825
what incredibly vague point are you trying to make here?

>>84700171
What about Rhaegar?

>>84698805
guys

What if we're missing the bigger picture?

What if Arya (and possibly but not likely Jon) is Ned's only legitimate child, and the others are tullyfinger bastards? Cat feels guilty about it now so she pretends they're his, never told LF, and hates him for it.

It'd be kinda poetic if both Robert AND Ned were horrifically cuckolded.

>>84702909
>implying arya isn't jon's

>>84702047
Is it possible for you to speak without resorting to buzzwords?

>>84702999
is it possible for you to migrate back to red dit

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

at what point of the story do you think sansa became the most intelligent character?
twow, or before?

>>84703436
affc of course, she's the only character who presents the same qualities as ned through and through, and for some fucking reason everyone seems to fucking adore ned, but hate sansa

>>84703436
when she said that line about PORCELAIN and IVORY and STEEL, I think

>samefag thinks nobody can tell shes samefagging

>>84702047
>making a big post with no spacing because of fear of other anons calling him out on his reddit spacing, but in fact his large ass paragraph already did

>>84703527
it's pasta my dude, don't feed it (you)s

>>84700751
And so it is. Peasants Lives Matters too ya know. Mercy 4 the smallfolk. Peasants deserves a better life and treatment.

One day there will be knight a lord who will care for the smallfolk and protect them against the injustice and monsters.

One day...

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Drive the sansafag back to tumblr by posting jonerys

>>84703774
bran

>>84701968
Happy birthday anon, hope you live a long and a happy life.

Ps: you are cute

>>84702920
how

>>84701968
you are 1 year closer to dying

>>84703847
cat raped shota jon

>>84703817
Fuck bran

>>84703919
if you insist

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>>84702909
>LF capable of fathering children over 5'8"

>>84701968
something nice

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>>84704483
>LF capable of fathering anything with his LF

>>84699329
Damn, the outfits really did get less and less colorful as the show progressed. Is it supposed to be a meta thing about the summer ending?

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>>84700317

>>84698805
Edmure

>>84700492
>>84704688
nah, she's too dumb to be his

The release of twow when?!

House Barbossa

Why the fuck didn't Robb tell Edmure about his plan? All it would've taken was a quick "Btw, we're staying in the west to lure Tywin over here." Instead, he told Edmure to hold Riverrun, which he did, and he also stopped an enemy army from crossing his lands/potentially encircling his city.

Then when Robb gets back, he basically bitches at Edmure for not reading his mind and acts like he's an idiot. Was Robb a fucking autist?

>>84705151
he didn't actually have a plan, that was just something that robb/blackfish made up afterwards to guilt him into marrying some (presumably ugly) frey

I miss jaimefags

/got/ threads have become so fucking boring and cancer as hell.

Why though?!

>>84705609
just stop posting jaqensperg

>>84705641
No u retard
motherfuckhaaa!

Topic unrelated but here, have some fun fapping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq3H44B6OCU&feature=share

>>84702036
Why's she ALWAYS have her mouth open? Does she not know you can breath through your nose? Looks dumb.

Darkstar pov when?

>>84705311
Just say "Jaime is a rapist" three times and you'll summon them

I thought the whole "actors having to fuck directors / producers" thing was a meme, but honestly I'm convinced it's real.

Do you think Natalie Dormer had to give the succ to D&D?

Is it true that The Nookie in season 7 episode 7?

>>84707512
Orgies with Amanda Peet. Imagine the orgy with Kit, Rose, Emilia and Dabid and his wife.

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>>84705311
We are still here anon ;)

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So this season's confirmed to be 99% danywank?

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Anybody see the OFTGH video? That bit at the end about Lady Forlorn was interesting.

>>84707977
>Daenerys holds court
which part of the leaks is this?

>>84707977
They should be fired for the pacing of this show and I don't care about waiting them on muh books. When I say fired I mean Wild fired.

>>84707375
AZOR JAIME REEEEEE

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>>84707375
I came for the rape but I stayed for the wincest.

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>mfw best character

>>84707977
dany is one of the main characters in the show
she spent 6 seasons preparing for her conquest of westeros
and now she's in westeros
this is dany's season
get over it haters

>>84708109
They basically ran in circles with Daenerys's story for six seasons and now they're rushing through every Westeros plot point so fucking fast.

Could've added another half season after 8 just so it wouldn't be this hectic.

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>>84708234
>get over it haters

Daenerys dies at the end danyfag

Also every season has pretty much been hers even though her Essos story has been so fucking boring just because of muh female empowerment.

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>>84708225
Mfw best character arc of books and show.

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>>84698749
Jaime being Azor Ahai will be the only thing that can redeem this dumpster fire

>>84708247
In circles with everyone's story
>muh Jon Snow still doesn't kno even after coming back from the ded
>muh Dany learning how to rule for 10 years
>muh Jaime bad, good, bad, good, bad? Lol
>muh Sansa not stronk, maybe stronk no never jk!
>muh Bran travels oh wait where he go? Oh there he is traveling somewhere.

>>84708293
season 1 - ned was the main character
season 2 was mostly focused on tyrion and kings landing
seasons 4 and 5 are pretty much just dany sitting and doing nothing.
and in 6th season focus was more on jon.
season 3 is the only one so far that i'd say was dany's season.

yeah she'll probably die in the end, but she'll die like a hero, not being killed offscreen by woman

get triggered

>>84708296

Isn't his arc in the show proper fucked though? He was on his way to redemption in the book but now he's stuck kissing Cersei's ass

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>>84708411
Dubs of truth. Would this make Cersei Nissa? I hope not I wanna see him gut Dany and try and kill Bran just one more time.

>>84708504
Yes but the whole show is a fucking dumpster fire at this point and they definitely ruined his arc in season 5 but it's still the best in the dumpster fire.

>>84708469
Not a stannisfag, keep trying nigga. Also you're daft if you think they haven't been hyping up Dany this whole time even though she's literally done nothing by herself. She's useless as a character, her dragons aren't.

desu just make an entire show around Jorah please

>>84708602
What would be exciting about a swarthy north nigger going around falling for women way out of his league and getting cucked every time so he goes and cries into a dirty hookers tits? He's not even a good person idk what makes him think he can score top tier hotties.

>>84705151
All in all Robb was a terrible king. He was a great commander but at everything else he completely shit the bed.

>>84708469
Season 3 was her season but they went and fucked her character up so bad, all she can do is sit on her fat pompous ass, stare with those gaping ugly NOT PURPLE eyes and unnatural eyebrows, and scream with that horrendously large mouth. And now she rides a dragon with her fat ass covering half the screen. She was great before she got cocky in season 3. When she took the unsullied was her peak.

>>84708098
Meeting Jon.

Id take 10 hours of dany scenes over 2 seconds of sandra

>>84708411
A Lannister?! A Lannister being the Chosen One aka Azor Ahai?

I miss Stannisboys

>>84708701
Because he is a TULLY MANLET SHIT. A boy king with winter coming in da south porking there mid tier women. While northerners and southerner begin to hate him. You are right. He just was never wise enough to be KITN.

>>84708791
>implying he wasn't fathered on their mother by the Mad King

>>84708840
I bet you feel real alone. Just like the False AA and Flase King Stannis.

>>84708791
Why would you hate the Lannisters? For not being stupid and stuck up like the Starks.

The Lannisters never acted like they were too good to marry a Frey like the Starks and Tullys did. All they wanted to do was protect the family when they were falsely being accused of Jon A's murder.

Jon is like a reverse Robb

Pardons traitors instead of killing them

Bangs and will marry a foreigner with an army, good cred in the South and dragons instead of spunky assed useless whore

Tully bitch next to him WON'T betray him, t. Bran

Gains family instead of losing them.

Is terrible at battles and has so far lost all of them. (Mance would've beat him if not for Stannis, same with Ramsay)

Looks like a Stark

Manlet

>>84708898
How butt blasted would Redditors be if it was Jaime and Cersei riding Dragons? I would love it.

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I miss ramsay.

>>84702047
Reading the books absolves you of your sins, until you start to browse /Lit/ and you're suddenly a Faggot again.

>>84709133
I miss the amount of rape he brought with him.

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>>84709080
>is terrible at battles and so far lost all of them
kek, this. I like Jon, but holy shit he sucks at commanding.

>>84698850
looks comfy

Anybody see Prestons new video where he uses Elia Sand to highlight how creepy Rhaegar and Lyannas relationship was.

>>84707977
Fucking finally we get episode titles but does anyone else find it really fucking weird that the season six premiere was called the Red Woman after Mel had been a character in the Stannis plot for all of that time but she gets an episode title as soon as she became a Jonfag and now they do an episode called Dragonstone now that Dany is going there?

>>84709574
I don't even remember Elia Sand being a character

>>84708791
Oh yeah lets just make Jon the boring faggot the hero again.

>>84709615
dont forget that she gets a throne and they use completely different atomosphere/lighting to what we had before

>>84709646
She's a Sand Snake. He's analyzing chapters from Winds.

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Friendly reminder that there is only one king in Westeros, and his name is Stannis!

>>84709913
Your false king burns in the seven hells. Kinslayer and black magic practitioner. Yeah he burnin'.

>dragonstone
>stormborn
>queens justice

STANNIS FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>84698805

- Y'all like to act as if Arya is any better. The Starks are supposedly honorable and yet that girl is psychopath assassin who kills innocent children and turn them into food.

- Her wolf was gentle, caring and nice. Dogs can be wild just as wolfs can be soft. It's not that complicated

- She wasn't the only one. Bran also preferred the south over the north, he envied southern knights and wanted to be part of the Kingsguard. Y'all are hypocrites. Regardless, it's her parents that instrumented that into her head anyways.

- But very much like her father and her older brother...so.

Clearly no one

>>84699228
wtf she's a singer?

https://youtu.be/154WiQsqYG8

do you think dany will be able to see through mel's magic?
warlocks couldn't trick her..
and that scene with mel in s6e1 must have some purpose. it wasn't just for boobs, right?

>>84711112
She's going to reveal she knew her lyseni whore grandmother and reveal to her she has about the same Targ blood as the average Summer Islander

>>84709030
But anon, I don't hate the Lannisters.
I'm just suprised that a member of the Lannisters may be Azor Ahai

>>84711112
It would be funny if Dany met Mel and she was like "Oh god your fucking ugly gross and 100 years old." But nobody else could see this so everyone was just like "god what an insecure crazy bitch."

I miss jaqenposer

>>84698913
they continue that shit in season 6
>not an army, a horde (Jorah about the Dothraki)
>you know, but you don't understand (Missandei to Tyrion about slaves)
>plotting and shceeming are the same thing (Tyrion to Cersei)
they think grammar nazi = clever

>>84711438
Why are you surprised?

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>>84709694
It's fucking ridiculous that we dawn Stannis sit on a chair in his war room but never saw his throne when it was literally the cover of A Clash of Kings

>>84711530
Don't even joke about that.

>>84711685
We saw****

>>84711685
nah man Stannis is filler hes not important like yaaaaaas queen literally half a world a way the whole series.

I just want to go back to the first seasons.

>>84711693
But I'm not joking i really miss the jaqenposter

>>84710936
>The Starks are supposedly honorable

No, that was Ned. Starks are tough wolf blooded motherfuckers. Hard men for hard times.

Just look at how differently Ned and Brandon try to get Lyanna.

Ned talks to the kingsguard

Brandon tells Rhaegar to come out and die

>>84711663
Because what makes the Lannisters so special that one of their own may be a Azor Ahai?

And because the Lannisters have a bad reputation as the villians and tyrants.

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>>84700986
IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>84711685
I never realized how interesting that cover is. It strongly evokes Brans fall for me. We have gargoyles (lion like gargoyles), the raven is present White for winter on Melly contrasting, with Stannis firey heat (the things I do for love.) Really makes me think.

>>84711849
It's a common misconception that Northerners are honor and duty obsessed. The Karstarks, Boltons, and Manderlys are all scheming fucks, and Northern Armies raided the Riverlands, their supposed allies, so bad that the river men hated them as much as the Lannisters. Ned is honor obsessed because he was raised by Jon Arryn. The conditioning stuck for him(though seemingly not Robert)

>>84711945
Your struggle is real, you will never get Bran's asshole in your mouth

>>84711859
Like there were never any bad Starks or Targs? Lan the clever and Bran the builder were probably even descended from the same person. What else makes my think they were special? Joanna Lannister being in the Weirwood net and Rohanne Webber a special lady that disappeared under mysterious circumstances just like Lyanna or Shira Seastar.

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>>84712220
No not even a Bran fag anon. I could watch Jaime push him out of that window forever.

>>84712220
:(

Does anyone have that picture of Carice that that guy who met her used to post of her as a kid? Young Carice looks uncannily just like Kirsten Dunst

Jon x Satin is the best ship

>>84712428
That would be Jaime x Loras

>>84712500
Nice dubs but terrible opinion. Jaime's line about Loras being a faggot is the funniest thing GRRM ever wrote. Jaime ain't no faggot.

/got/ supports no faggotry but Rickon and Dickon

Best ship is jonerys btw

>>84712653
Once you break one taboo, you might as well break them all. His relationship with Cersei is based in narcissism, and Jaime notes that Loras is basically him. Also he used to dress up as a girl. It fits.

>>84712500
Best ship would be Jaime and Jeyne Westerling. Maybe he could teach Robb's son how to be an actual man instead of a spurgelord Tully shit.

>>84712831
You can't teach Tully retardation out of a Tully fucking shit

>>84712815
Jaime is a degenerate and I'm not denying it but I can't blame him when his sister (book version ofcourse) is so hot. But he doesn't have an ounce of gay, kids do that kind of shit and it really doesn't mean anything.

>>84712932
>not an ounce of gay
>pops a boner while looking at Brienne
Pick one.

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Who is the best minor role character in got and why is it Bronn?

>>84713124
The sociopathic sellsword (in asoiaf atleast)

>>84712302
I feel like it wouldn't be possible to sit on the Iron Throne like that, because it'll fucking stab you if you move your arm wrong. Aegon made it that way because "A king should never sit easy."

>>84713124
Yeah, Bronn's pretty great in the show. He's great in the hook as well, but in a different way.

>rides Tyrion's coattails to a knighthood
>marries into a relatively prominent family
>names his son Tyrion to fuck with Cersei

>>84712831
So you think that Robb's kid is still alive?

>>84709080
>Robb won all battle yet lost the war
>Jon lost all battles yet won the war
what did they mean by this?

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>>84700258
I have one kind of like this. Looks like a BBQ joint shirt

>>84713124
Stannis is the best minor character, or does he count as an extra?

>>84712978
She's kind of cute. Maybe that's because I've never fucked a woman who is taller than me tho
>>84713124
Bronn really isn't a supporting character in the show. He gets a good amount of screen time.

>>84713620
Stannis?

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>>84699363

>quads
>noteworthy in /got/

Get on Stannis' level.

>>84713629
Yeah he gets a fair amount I would still consider him a small role, he's not a big player in the show at though even though he's one of my favourite characters.

>>84713636
I think he was in the background of a few Jon scenes.

>>84713710
I'll have to rewatch it, I don't really remember seeing him

I'm a hardcore fan with Game of Thrones, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming. I would be in Westeros where I would often train with Jon on the Wall and help Lord Jeor Mormont with the day to day operations. But one day as I was talking to Samwell, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. He immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave him a confused look and he continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" He then laughed and said "Because we've been watching you, you daft fool!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. He then said, "I talked with Lord Jeor Mormont and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for a post on the wall., you just have to do...one thing". He then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave him some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" He then said "The Lord Commander said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." He laughed again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get one of those gun things you have in your world. A nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and he gave me a giant bearhug, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>>84713496
It only rejects the unworthy.

>>84698808
>Was coming to Westeros part of your master plan?

Rewatching the Dance of Dragons now I've seen this a million times but it never hit me how sad this is that that's the last we will ever see in books or show where Davos and Stannis talk to each other.

Also reminder that Salty newfag Cunt claimed to never watch that episode?

>>84713553
In the book I think it's a possibly. Even if she isn't pregnant it's a pretty prefect situation to set up a pretender.

>>84713577
They meant Stannis is dead.

>>84713764
Jaime confirmed for sitting the Iron Throne at the end of the series.

>>84713755
>Dreams of living in Westeros
>Picks the wall

What are you thinking? Are you in it for the gay bottom of the barrel butt sex or the freezing to death?

>>84713899
I'm just now rereading affc as I don't really remember, but could it be possible the girl Jaime sees isn't Jeyne and she escaped with the Blackfish and her baby?
I feel like the Blackfish wouldn't just escape to save his life while Robb's heir was alive

>>84698805
>>shows no sign of warging unlike all her siblings
Isn't this because her wolf died early?

>>84714035
I'm pretty sure GRRM said that the difference in description was an accident but it could be he just doesn't want to give it away. I think it was just an accident and that she's about to fall into the brotherhood and LSH's hands anyway in Winds.

>>84714035
That was a theory for a long time. Cat says she has wide hips but Jaime says she has narrow hips, so people built a full theory about her escape with Robb's secret child.

Later editions of Feast changed it so Jaime describes Jeyne as having wide hips, so the theory lost most of its support.

>>84709574
Its a good video and he points out what a shit head Rhaegar was very well

I'm sorry, but did Robb Stark already lose? Oh, that’s right. The wedding feast isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only at the bedding. Does being shot full of quarrels right after the bedding count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the wedding feast is still going on? Robb Stark and his army are still waging a war and have been winning every battle up until now. They’re feasting with one of the worst lords in Westeros who just happens to have the advantage because they’re feeding off the energy of a thrilling rendition of the Rains of Castamere. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Starks are one of the best fucking Houses in Westeros, they went undefeated in battles last year and would have won the Iron Throne if Edmure didn’t choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when Robb Stark wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Arya's there, and her and the Hound are going to release Greywind. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling that you’re the only guy making all these anti-Stark topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like the House because they’re full of honors. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking Houses on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>84714096
Maybe, but Arya starts skinchanging cats when she's on Bravos, and Bran learns how to control all kinds of things. Wildling skinchangers learn how to do it without direwolves as well.

It's possible the direwolves are the actually psychic ones and the Starks are piggybacking their powers.

>>84712165
wtf I hate northerners now

is this the final d&d redpill? were they right all along to favor the lannisters?

Remember when /got/ thought for sure that Davos knew what was going to happen to Shireen ? No one listened to me

Oysters clams and cuckolds

>>84714280
>It's possible the direwolves are the actually psychic ones and the Starks are piggybacking their powers.
Reminder that Bran isn't a greenseer. Bloodraven and the Children are being tricked by the Three Eyed Crow, aka Euron.

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I'm hyped for Dany's season.
Haters tears will be delicious!

>>84713778
Davos should have died with Stannis and his army during the battle of Winterfell.

>>84714688
it's going to be hilarious watching her get btfo in the battle for kings landing

desu I just support the northerners in GoT by default because I am a northerner

my side was already chosen

>>84714688

Bitch loses and grovels before Cersei by the season's end.

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>>84714861
the only northern house worth supporting is the boltons

>>84714769
I agree but i don't think that's how it's playing out in the books either

>>84714901
nah house stark m8
I supported them in season 1
I supported them after the red wedding
I supported them when It looked like they were down and out forever
now god is finally paying me back for my stout northern loyalty
stark season coming up

only redditors like starks

only redditors like lannisters
redditors hate starks because of cat, robb and sansa, but they ignore neds own idiocy, redditors like jon though because he's a manlet

>>84715047
you're just a hipster m8:)
you, like most on 4chan dislike things mainly because they are popular with the mainstream
you never connected with mainstream people, so instead of admitting you are inferior to normal people, you pretend that you're better. and this leaks into every facet of your life

normal people like a thing? well you're better so it must be shit and you can't like it
this song is popular? urgh its shit and for idiots

I have a strong will and thusly have not allowed my mind and tastes to be bent in accordance with this websites defensive insecure projection

>>84715012
Wow the most predictable and obvious ending ever is actually God rewarding you? That's like saying the hero in a Disney movie having a happy ending is God rewarding you for watching the movie all the way through

Game of Thrones remake with actual professionals at the helm when?

>>84715151
GoT is the show that constantly subverts expectations and has the bad guy win

buy having the good guy win its a masterstroke double bluff and a pure work of poetry

>>84715145
nah, stars are literally shit. the most boring and cliche characters

>>84714280
Or maybe germ is just a hack and magic powers work however he feels like they should work for whatever scene he's currently writing

>>84714096
It's because she's retarded

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>>84709133
He was a fucking caricature.

>>84714428
Why are you proud of that name fag attention slut? You are so mentally retarded you can get on D&D's level and predict their thoughts. That's pretty embarrassing.