Capeshitters BTFO

>says spiderman is shit.
>"But at this 2017 midway point, some remarkable movies still deserve attention. "
>says that only 5 or 6 other movies are worth the public's attention
>names 5 or 6 LITERALLY WHO-nobody has ever heard about-shows

what did he mean by this, /tv/?

>>84697403
>now being a euphemism for petulant disgruntlement and snowflake tantrums. Case in point: Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.

hahahahaah oh my fucking god

He is right. Damn everyone he is right.

>>84697403

See, I told you guys he liked Baby Driver, why did people think his review was negative?

Will this absolute madman ever be stopped?

>Case in point: Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.

NUKED

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>>84699337
>baby driver
>nobody has ever heard of it

>>84699398
ok thats the only one.

btw im quite disappointed that he somehow liked baby driver..

>>84699337
it means Armond has better taste than you and you should give your money to those 'literally who' movies

>>84699410
>btw im quite disappointed that he somehow liked baby driver..

it's one of the most fair reviews he's ever done, pointing out its flaws, strengths and what it pays tribute to.

Can't hate everything.

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>>84697403
>Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.

He's too good to be /ourguy/

BASED
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>>84697403
>Case in point: Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.

SAVAGE

>>84697403
>he enjoyed The Great Wall and King Arthur

Oh man irony sucks, eh Armond?

>With movies such as Spider-Man: Homecoming, Hollywood injects banality into young and gullible viewers; it places them on a cultural version of the autism spectrum.

literally described /fit/

>>84699534
King Arthur was good.

>>84697403
>Spiderman is shit
>Wonder Woman is shit
>Baby Reddit is good

LOL what a hack

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>>84697403
what's that? I can't hear you complain about THE GREATEST SPIDERMAN, MCU, MARVEL, AND SUPERHERO MOVIE EVER MADE

>>84697403
(((National Review)))

>>84699624
It has a score of 7,6 which isn't that impressive. Stop posting misleading RT scores you cancerous fuck.

>>84699661
>7,6

7.6*

Based Almond Whitey!

Imagine if he was a white guy though, he would get DESTROYED and lose his job.

Fuck, I like n-I mean black people, now.

>>84699624
it's really gross to think you actually believe that

>>84699719

>Armond Black
>is white

many worlds theory better pan out

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>>84697403
>Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.

>>84699719
his job is reviewing movies, not sure what you're trying to say. and most people most redditors t b h :^) hate him already regardless of his skin color.

>>84699719
>>84699719
this is so sad but true.
look what kind of times and age we have to live in...

>>84697403
Armond "Honorary" White strikes again

>>84699973
>it's a butthurt capeshitter calls Armond an Uncle Tom because he didn't bow down and suck the dick of the latest capeshit movie from his favorite superhero movies factory episode

>>84700424
are you new?

>>84699337
Maybe you should take note and put those films on your watch list instead of being a worthless pleb?

be honest /tv/, you'd let him fuck your wife.

>>84699410
>>84699604
>>84699604
>Being this much of a pleb.

>>84700485
>be honest /tv/, you'd let him give your wife a scathing review

Honestly she needs taking down a peg. Also Armond's gay

>>84700485
Isn't he a... y'know... "friend of the men"?

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>>84697403
>(especially Quentin Tarantino, whose views on French cinema should be irrelevant)

>>84700485
>>84700485
I he is gay.

I would still let him watch me masturbate.

>>84699604
>Baby Reddit
my sides

>>84699377
https://youtu.be/WA9lfxbaHvk
baby driver was aspergers alright

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>>84697403
>Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.

mein

neger

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>British class differences cohere inKing Arthur’s rough and regal action-comedy, defying the Obama era’s faux aristocracy.
what did he mean by this?

>>84700552
bétai êpheaux

>>84700587

Is he gonna be okay?

>>84700586
>calls spiderman an autistic movie
>but calls baby driver good
what a hack indeed

>>84697403
I don't agree with him on lots of shit (like his homocrush on Snyder leading him to praise every single one of his turds they call movies), but he is a fucking savage and actually has amazing insight and taste when not blinded by his own homolust

I agree with his points about capeshit, but does Armond ever talk about anything other than blockbusters?

>>84700712

Yeah actually he reviewed Woody Allen's latest as well as some foreign films, check his backlog and you'll see, hell there are some mentioned in the above link.

Ultimately Armond (big surprise) is just expressing his own opinion, and if you don't agree he's totally fine with it and will discuss it with you too, people should check out his podcast when he was discussing Prince's movies.

>>84699582
it was literally beyond terrible. felt so robbed i wanted to call the police

>>84700712
He's literally doing so in the posted article

>>84699719
he's gay too

>>84697403
>Case in point: Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.
BRUTAL

>>84699624
>already 7.6 before release
Boy oh boy

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>ITT triggered capeshit babies.

Plebs.

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>>84697403
>greed merchants
OY VEY

>>84701016
I already liked the gays. One of them was nice to me and came to my defense once when I was getting wrecked in a thread.

this guy is a critic and as such hates imagination

especially imagination that doesn't relate to his experience of sitting at his desk writing about all the stuff he hates.

I bet he fucking loved Trumbo.
I bet he fucking loves every single movie whos MC is a writer.

these guys use their intelligence as a coping skill to get attention.
He clearly doesn't want to write about movies anymore.
He wants to write about the intersection between media and society.

>>84699534
I think he likes anything with hot dudes in it.

>>84697403
>Says Homecoming was bad
>Makes a vague comment about commercialism before just suggesting other movies to watch
>Literally does not review the movie
I'm 110% certain that Armond didn't even bother to go see Homecoming and just wrote something vaguely condemning so he'd have something to turn in at the end of the week.

>>84701193
>anymore
If anything armond writes less about society now than he used to. He kind of goes up and down. Early White was pure seething rage with hints of being the next James Baldwin, NYCCC Armond was supreme, National Review Armond is more political than he should be, but his experience enables him to drop absolutely vicious one liners effortlessly.

But he's right, Wonder Woman is a painfully mediocre movie and Homecoming is a piece of shit you couldn't pay me to sit through again

>>84701422
Truly /our critic/ then

>>84697403
>With movies such as Spider-Man: Homecoming, Hollywood injects banality into young and gullible viewers; it places them on a cultural version of the autism spectrum.
Why the fuck didn't you post that part, OP? It's the best part of the article.

>>84699410
Baby Driver is fucking great, you pleb.

>>84697403
wtf now I hate Spider-Man!

>>84699582
Fucking this. Best time I've had at the movies all year. Baby Driver may technically be a better film, but King Arthur was pure fantasy kino.

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>greed merchants

>>84701245
He's just not for twinks based well except Baby Driver hmm

>>84701422
The article is not a Spiderman review, and he is not a reviewer, he is a critic

>>84701676

Baby Driver had butch daddies Hamm and Bernthal tho, especially closet darling Kevin Spacey.

>>84701422
He did the same for his review of Closet Monster.

>>84697403
fucking hell Almond can't stop BTFO plebs. Just fucking kys yourself if you watch capeshit.

Literally The King.

>The Marvel reboot Spider-Man: Homecoming is such a blatantly calculated example of pop-culture inoculation — it presents a teenage Peter Parker’s apprenticeship to the Avengers clan of superhero misfits — that, maybe, it warrants the same wariness as the vaccination controversy. With movies such as Spider-Man: Homecoming, Hollywood injects banality into young and gullible viewers; it places them on a cultural version of the autism spectrum.
Jesus christ how will capeplebs EVER recover from this?

>>84699377
Don't know why retards thought that when he gave it fresh

>>84697403
Wow he sure btfo the capeshit movie industry. They'll have to quit infinity wars and justice league now.

>>84697403
woah

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It's like he actually posts here.

>>84697403
>homosexual black male is the king of /tv/

>>84703517
why not? racists and homophobes can stay on >>>/pol/

>>84703517
you're not wrong

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>>84697403
>tfw when if this guy ever wanted, he could troll the entire board within minutes, depending on his typing skills.

And the punchline is that it would probably improve the content of this board.

>>84703738
Armond is a good critic, even if you disagree with him.

People being ass ravaged by his articles tells you how hopeless this board is when it comes to thinking outside the box.

Nobody actually takes him seriously, right?

>>84703907
Tell Amy to polish your shill script, Pajeet.

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>Case in point: Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.

Holy fuck

>>84700424
That's a pretty old name for armond you sperg. It's a compliment, not an insult. We don't take kindly to niggers around here

Armond never lied to me

>>84703907
kill ys, pleb

>this MCU reboot of Spider-Man produced by Amy Pascal is bad
This sentence is redundant in 3 different ways

>>84704167
All of Hollywood and leftist media is a reflexive sperging out in response to Trump.

Just fucking wait for Star Wars 8. It's going to be a Trump Festival.

>>84697403
Don't give filthy neocon sites like the National Review views, archive that shit next time

>>84704858
Why? They hurt your feelings? :(

>>84704858
t. buttblasted commie

>>84704838
Works for me. Hollywood can have their pretend victories while we win elections.

>>84701722
>kys yourself
kill kys

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>>84697403
>Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.

Definitely /ourguy/.

>>84700612
That King Arthur and Guy Ritchie admit to class differences that obama-era american films either refuse to admit to or break into strictly us v them

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>>84697403
>greed merchants
He truly is /ourguy/

>>84700485
Chances are he would give your wife a strapon so she could fuck him and give him a scathing review

>>84697403
Armond is so based, absolutely destroying all you capeshit watching manchildren. Hail to the chief

>>84708216
But he loved MoS and BvS, didn't he?

>>84708451
Snyderkino isn't capeshit