How is this a critical hit? Personally, I'd rate it as Marvel's

>>84693889
Normies love RDJ and references

>>84693889
because marvel buys reviews

>>84693889
Because mindless escapism with no regard to culture/art always sells.

>>84693889
Dark world was good you piece of human shit

>>84693889
Did you see the main thread where everyone's calling it great before you made this one? You probably did

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>>84693889
Benis Barker :DDDDD

Avengers collab has ruined the future movies of the stand-alone characters.I am seriously sick of how they make a reference to MCU in every fucking movie.Just fuck off with this shit.

>>84693889
The Students are shit everything else that mattered was good to great. I hate that Sony has there dick in this.

I hope it gets beaten by Wonder Woman.

Let me guess,you didn't see the movie?

>>84694622
Honestly given how much they have revealed in trailers and how formulaic marvel has become does anyone really need to see the movie?

>>84694585

this basically.

also cutting all the core stuff no ben/spider bite aunt may is young and knows whats going on.

its fine to skip that stuff this time but i would have liked a bit more than the very quick mentions.

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>>84694622
>watching movies before judging them

>>84694687
So that's a no

Best spiderman movie.

raimi movies were better movies but werent spiderman.

Only changes i would make would be get rid of the tumblr casting and replace Stark with the F4

>>84694687
Considering the huge plot twists, yes, idiot

>>84694767
>the huge plot twists
Youa re full of shit.

So how many scenes does Zendaya have in this? I find her character obnoxious and want little of her in the movie.

Also they didn't do anything stupid like having her middle name be J right?

>>84694782
Nope there are at least 2 twists you dont see coming

>>84694795
Her characters name is michele johnson.

"but my friends call me MJ"

>>84694747
>uhh Raimi was better but that aint no s-spiderman
Holy shit, just hang yourself, you retard

>>84693889
why is zendaya on the damn poster

her role was not even half of the guy who played iron man's personal assistant.

>>84694810
>parker is like 30
>no quips

>>84694810
Not an argument

>>84693889
(Brave)
Like WonderPerson, even thought the lead can't act and the action is cringey

>>84694795
Maybe five in total? Liz has more screen time

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It's marlel. They get free positive reviews in favor of SJW pandering.

>>84694835
Ye it wasnt an argument since i was stating how much of a dumbfuck you are.

>>84694805
FUCK
This legit makes me angry.

I know she's not Mary Jane, but the director knew what he was doing. Fuck that guy.

>>84693889
Why does Jon Favreau look like he just got done fuckin' Aunt Tomei and is looking Peter straight in the eye as he walks out the door

>>84694797
Try me. I will be honest if I don't expect either or both from what I have seen through trailers.

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>>84693889
>GOD I JUST HATE SPIDER-MAN SO MUCH!!

>>84694393
>Dark world was good

Kill yourself

>>84694687
The trailers make the movie look worse, the jokes are funnier in the movie because of running gags, timing, and better delivery. I thought I saw the whole movie in the trailer too, but I was pleasantly surprised.

>>84694692

It's never fine to skip Uncle Ben. A Incredible Hulk or BvS montage should have been done. He's the catalyst to his truly becoming Spider-Man

>>84694905
Oh I guess I should make a few predictions from the trailers.

Aunt may will either find out or have a huge clue about Peter being Spuder-man
Villain will probably figure it out too

Peter will realize the pretty girl who is only interested in spider man isn't for him and the girl who is actually interested in peter is better.

>>84694835
This is quite a stupid post. It supports the other anon that you're retarded and should kys.

>>84694878

They changed everything about the character but still want people to treat her like shes MJ. The race change isn't even an issue

>>84694985
The main pretty girl is actually into peter but he has to let her go because of the main twist.

>>84695008
Well they revealed she is connected to the villain somehow
Right? I remember one trailer saying she is related to someone.

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>>84694985
Are you literally trying to guess things to shit on a movie you haven't seen?

>>84695029
shes shockers neice

>>84695042
I am making a point about how they have shown too much through trailers and how formulaic marvel has become

Like they basically show he loses the suit and has to fight the climax without it.

Take any marvel movie and subtract 30 points from the RT score for the real score.

I dont give a shit what critics or random internet losers have to say. i will wait until RLM does a review to decide if i like it or not.

>>84695065
Who cares thogh? Not him but I didnt watch the trailers obsessively on purpose and enjoyed the film much more for it. Stop spoiling yourself.

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>>84695065
>Like they basically show he loses the suit and has to fight the climax without it.
Holy crap. That's insane. How could they!

>>84694994
It may not be the biggest issue, but they really took a dump on the character by making her everything she's not supposed to be.

>>84695065
>>84695065
This is not the plot twist.

You are so fucking retarded.

>>84694909
I love Spider-Man. I don't love the new film, though.

>>84695152
Man I really thought the big twist was that Liz is related to the villain.

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>>84694747
>raimi movies were better movies but werent spiderman.

The real twist is that uncle ben isnt even dead

>>84695065
>"HOL UP GUYS I CAN FIGURE OUT WHY THIS MOVIE SUCKS WITHOUT SEEING IT
>mixes up "things I remember from the trailers" with rumors and actual info leaks
>"man I'm figuring out ALL the tweests"

>>84695229
The real twist is that aunt May is now a whore.

>>84695241
I have never said it sucks
Stop being a retarded shill

I just said I don't have to watch it because I have pretty good idea how it will go.

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>>84695264
>I just said I don't have to watch it because I have pretty good idea how it will go.

>>84694393
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>84695254
But we already knew that?

And she doesnt even fuck Stark or the korean guy.

>>84695288
she probably fucked the mexican guy

Remember when aunt May became a stripper and fucked Ivan Vanko?

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Loved it, felt like an Anti-Avengers movie.

I don't much care for teen Spidey but this movie commits to it 100% and it's great. Seeing stuff like him being afraid of heights and even crying for help felt really sobering and impactful. Vulture was also great and provided the perfect opposition to young Spider-Man. Favorite MCU movie along Winter Soldier and Iron Man 1/3.

Only thing I didn't like was it still being a bit too generic Hollywood at times, also Michelle was an annoying fuck. Other than that this felt like a breath of fresh air, or at least as fresh as a modern MCU movie can get.

>>84695432
Yeah why the fuck was Michael stalking peter and obsessed with him?

>>84695432
>Favorite MCU movie along Winter Soldier and Iron Man 1/3.
LOL

>>84695483
Winter Soldier is god tier, aside from some silly parts. Iron Man 1 as well. 3 is a love or hate kind of movie.

>>84695272
You can tell me at any point if I am wrong

It starts with peter already being spider-man and juggling his school live and spider-man
Setup of the villain. I am gonna guess he has some beef with stark.
Likely a few scenes with aunt may telling him he has changed somehow and looking into his live
Probably a few scenes with RDJ with the whole internship deal
Then the crime happens were he tries to stop the robbers dressed up as avengers and they use the Chitauri weapons
Around that time in the movie I guess the fat kid also finds out about it.
They show the fat friend and peter saying they will use the school trip to Washington so I guess that comes next.
So somehow through that encounter he found out they are in Washington.
Then the whole Washington monument stuff happens with him saving them in the elevator and shit.
He has to find out somehow about the ferry. Probably through some science crap or it is that scene were he "interrogates" Donald Glovers character. Or that happens before Washington.
He hacks the suit to unlock all the features. Fucks up and gets saved by Starks robot army
Stark takes his suit away.
Villain finds out he is spider-man and he is fucked and he threatens him
Third act. Homecoming dance. Peter somehow figures out the plan of the villain which is big enough he has to go out without the suit and stop it. Probably the plane they showed is the important fight.
They fight. Villain probably tries to get peter on his side.
Ends with peter saving the villain and not killing him but winning.

And then the movie wraps up and sets up sequels. Again the aunt may shit has to pay off so she will probably find out in after-credits scene


This is just the marvel formula applied to how much they have shown

How close am I?

>>84695507
half that shit isnt even in the trailer.

They should have got Tugboat to play uncle ben and when Peter doubts himself have maguire voice over in spideys head giving him THE LINE.

>>84695505
>Winter Soldier is god tier
The Bourne Capeshit becomes ass when it remembers it's an MCU movie halfway through.

>>84695507
This is almost on point

That's 17 lines.
About five and a half are right. There.

You do realize you're doing the equivalent of, for example, talking shit on Gorillaz' Humanz album after listening to the five songs they showed before releasing the album?

>>84693889
Disney buys reviews brah, everyone knows it

>>84695584
>>84695507

>>84693889
The absolute state of DC cucks

the reason its a success is because of huge marketing campaign behind it
they are trying to launch a new franchise
market anything to death its going to have a huge turnout. first night doesnt equate to the entire run though. probably will mop up costs this weekend, but theyll wait and see if it actually covers all costs like marketing budget, they probably cleared 100-200+ million for franchise advertisement

>>84695507
This looks an awful lot like someone who has read the plot summary on Wikipedia would write to prove a point

>>84695543
Again. Its trailers + marvel formula
>>84695584
I am talking purely about the plot
I am sure it is well executed.
I have made no claims about the quality. Just that I know the story.

>>84695641
dont like, you looked up the synopsis

>>84695584
>you are completely wrong
>>84695638
>this is the wikipedia summary

What the fuck man?

>>84695638
*like what someone

>>84693889
It's a grand conspiracy. Everyone secretly browses these boards. Whatever anon hates, everyone else loves.

>>84695658
I thought I got it wrong?

>>84695664
I'm not him.

>>84695688
Well I can't know how right I am without seeing the movie so I don't know if you guys are just fucking with me.

And a lot of details I am not sure about. This is just the broad strokes of the story shown in the trailers arranged how it makes sense to me.

>>84694393
Nice bait

>>84695564
Shit taste.

>>84694812
she was the queen of quips the entire movie lad

>>84695507
I knew none of this, and went and saw the movie and had a great time watching it. You know how I accomplished this herculean task? I didn't suck a million cocks. Also, I didn't watch trailers.
No one can deny that modern trailers give people the skeleton of the movie to get them in the theater and spoil a lot of the setpieces along the way. Don't be a sheep, you don't need to eat what you're fed.

>>84696684
>Don't be a sheep
>go watch this marvel movie

What is wrong with you you massive fucking faggot
I do not believe you for a second you don't suck a million cocks.

I hate to use the phrase Reddit to describe something, but the jokes in the movie are 100% Reddit

>>84696699
>go watch this marvel movie
Who are you quoting? Nice digits, if not for them I'd consider you worthless.

>>84694692
>>84694957
This we know it happened and even the movie acknowledges it with how May acts, but without getting explicit it lacked the emotional core of Spider-man.

>>84696684
>>84696830
You are genuinely cancer. Get out!

>>84693889

alright, haven't seen the movie but I'm going to greentext it and you guys tell me how close I am

>film opens with spidey foiling bank robbers and doing a decent job but messing something up because quirky
>cuts to scene or two of peter in school to establish bully, mj, and nerdy friend,
>start laying scenes of vulture and co pre tech
>peter at home with aunt, rdj shows up?
>inciting vulture gets tech incident
>spidey has encounter with vulture that ends in holding ferry together, does the shot. RDJ comes in and helps, blames spiderman and takes tech suit
>vulture offs one of his own goons to show the others how serious he is, they plan some other event
>Pete and friends going about business, fat asian convinces peter to keep his spirits up,
>Pete goes out as trash suit spidey, relies heavily on own skill to fight small crimes. demonstrates he's going back to basics.
>encounters vulture again, this time through luck, circumstance, and good guy gumption manages to win.
>RDJ shows up after to try and reward pete with something but pete turns him down because he's learned he doesn't need any fancy bells and whistles.
>pete gets the tech suit back despite this revelation because it looks better for marketing purposes and it's on brand.

how far off am I?

>>84695443
Who the fuck knows.

If she's really supposed to be a renamed Mary Jane then it's because she knows he's Spider-man.
I really hated her obvious crush it's so fucking by the book "Le Quirky different girl is the one meant for our oh so unique protag"

>>84693889
Thats what critics want

>>84696849
You show some respect when you're talking to me you little shit, I fought for your right to live in 'nam and I'll enjoy this spidershit movie all I god damn want.

It was an alright enough movie, but you are right in that it fucking sucked in being a Spideman movie

>>84694687
Trust me, the trailers don't reveal a lot. They kept a lot of stuff secret.

>>84694795
The you guys are losers scene
Then she appears again
Then she's in the background a lot with no speaking lines
Then she has a line
Then she has another line later
Then she appears in the background and gives Peter the finger
Then she appears at the end

It's garbage, I understand some adaptations are needed, but this movie was literally a middle finger to anyone who likes Spider-man, like it was made on purpose to spite fans.

>>84696874
>film opens with spidey foiling bank robbers and doing a decent job but messing something up because quirky
Nope

>cuts to scene or two of peter in school to establish bully, mj, and nerdy friend,
Yep

>start laying scenes of vulture and co pre tech
Thats the first scene
>peter at home with aunt, rdj shows up?
Nope
>inciting vulture gets tech incident
Nope
>spidey has encounter with vulture that ends in holding ferry together, does the shot. RDJ comes in and helps, blames spiderman and takes tech suit
Yep but not their first encounter
>vulture offs one of his own goons to show the others how serious he is, they plan some other event
Yep

>Pete and friends going about business, fat asian convinces peter to keep his spirits up,
Nope

>Pete goes out as trash suit spidey, relies heavily on own skill to fight small crimes. demonstrates he's going back to basics.
Yep for trash suit, nope for the last

>encounters vulture again, this time through luck, circumstance, and good guy gumption manages to win.
Yep

>RDJ shows up after to try and reward pete with something but pete turns him down because he's learned he doesn't need any fancy bells and whistles.
Yep

>pete gets the tech suit back despite this revelation because it looks better for marketing purposes and it's on brand.
Yep

There's a big chunk in the beginning you didn't predict, as well as the middle, and two at the end. As well as the ending itself, the suit back is like final 15 mins

>>84696887

Yeah I love how everyone is talking about how Peter was written as a nerd and how good that was, but forget to mention that both the main girls wanted Peters dick

this movie was really fun and the jokes were better than the typical jokes in marvel movies.

"MJ" was the most unlikable pos cunt I've seen in a while. But she's a minority who hates america so i'm not allowed to have that opinion. Movie was entertaining.

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This costume is shit

>>84695507
Doesn't start with Peter but those are the early scenes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
No he finds out a lot earlier
Yes but you've missed a good half an hour of the movie of scenes
No
Yes
Yes
No this is a lot earlier and no it's just Iron Man
Yes
Missed another half an hour or so of scenes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
No, its not an after credits scene.

I'm gonna say you read wikipedia and took it off there. Simply because you've said a lot of stuff that wasn't in the trailers but it's in the wikipedia summary. Also you've missed out a lot of stuff that's in the movie but not on the wikipedia summary.

It's just too coincidental that everything you "predict" is in the wiki summary and everything you don't predict isn't in the wiki summary.

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>>84693889

Am I the only one who got some serious Chane Wassonasong vibes from this Flash?

It's almost uncanny, specially when you remember the KOTH ep where Bobby joins the Quiz team.

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>>84693889
This movie makes me regret wasting my high school years on 4chan.

>>84697049

well it sounds worth streaming later but even if there's a significant chunk of movie I missed I'm not paying 15 bucks for quips and >michelle Johnson

>>84697130
>you are completely off you know nothing
>you read the wiki

It can't both you niggers.

>>84697147
She's hardly in the movie, around 5 lines max.

of course the bitter contrarians will shit on this spiderman, without even seeing it

it was great a lot of fun it and had actual character development unlike the previous stale avengers shit

>>84697154
Where did I say he was completely off and knew nothing?

>>84697162

Describing a movie as "a lot of fun" just displays your pleb status

>>84697174
The original anon posing the challenge said it.

>>84697155

great, still not a quip fan though. This site has ruined me in a lot of ways

>>84697154
>It can't both you niggers.
you have poor reading comprehension. nowhere does the guy doesn't accuse him of being completely off. the accusation is dude read wiki summary.

>>84697186
hurr cant have fun at teh movies gotta all be super srs like muh deep dark dcu trash

>>84697194
One of them said only 5 were right and most were wrong. Now its the summary

Fuck you.

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>Kids hate Homecoming because teen Spider-Man is actually potrayed as a total loser that doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

Best capeshit movie in a good long while.

>>84697192
Oh well that wasn't me. He was correct but I find it fishy how the stuff he 'guessed' is the stuff thats on the wiki summary but the stuff he missed out is the stuff not on the wiki summary.

>>84697232
Do they? I thought the kids 14< loved it?

>>84696921
>respect
>muh military service
fuck off private corporate tool lmao

>>84697232
He was a loser in the first Raimi movie as well, the difference is that he was the only loser in the school while in Homecoming he's in a school of losers.

is this spiderman 1 again? How many times it can be remade?

>>84697198

Yeah fuck you bitch, go get a few up votes on reddit, you numale Cuck.

>>84697350
He was only a loser as Parker in Raimi's movies. After he gets his proper costume in SM1 he has basically mastered being Spider-Man.

Homecoming is basically the first Spidey act in SM1 stretched out to an entire movie and it's fucking great.

>>84697110
He never wears that.

>>84697497
he'll most likely wear that in Infinity War. I like it.

>>84697387
based comment dude *drinks milk* *holds up ok (white power) sign* praise kek heh :)

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this got more laughs than hulk smashing loki.

>>84694484
are you seriously going to pretend that's not something a douchey 15 year old would think is absolutely hilarious?

>>84695507
Desperate faggot

>>84697647
But it wasn't funny. It confirmed that he has no spider sense.

>>84697534
kek based anon

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>we wont get this scene

fuck

>>84697110

Suppper Scarlet Spider inspired, I kinda dig it

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>tfw they ruined what could've been the most capekino scene in cinematic history with the fucking hokey Tony Stark voice over.

Goddamit.

>>84697841
>It confirmed that he has no spider sense.

In most stories his spider-sense only reacts to direct danger. Aunt May isnt a danger.

>>84698146
seriously should have either been because may was in danger, or have uncle bens voice saying the responsibility line. with ben voiced by tobey maguire.

>>84697858
Probably because it's a dumb scene that would play terribly on screen. Don't give a shit if comic fucks like to pretend it's amazing and Kevin Smith jizzes at the line.

What happen to uncle Ben??? Where did peter parkers motivation for fighting crime go...

>Hurr these superhero guys make me one of them, so kewl ;^)

No sir I don't like it

>>84698226
Uncle Ben doesn't exist in the MCU.

>>84698276
So it's shit

>>84698226
Uncle RDJ has bigger box office appeal.

>>84698183
The scene would literally have been perfect if they just cut the voice over. Peter seeing the mask and his own face reflected in the water was all that was needed.

>>84698226
((((((((faithful)))))))) to the comic

>>84697647
>WHAT THE F-
haha comedy gold lmao

>>84698226
Uncle Ben is now a cuck

>>84698276
>>84698281
Uncle Ben does exist in the MCU... or did.

>>84697647
What was the scene?

>>84694393
>that nose

To go from raimi spoodermon 1-3 to Sony reboots to this is how u kill a series.

Sigh Disney will keep making dull generic crap for as long as it makes bank

>>84693889
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>spider-man will fail... you'll see
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
once again /tv/ got btfo

>>84695065
This is funny because it's also already been discussed how they engineered scenes literally only for the trailer.

>>84697049
>>vulture offs one of his own goons to show the others how serious he is, they plan some other event
>Yep
He did that by accident, though.

>>84697063
It just so happens that both main girls are also nerds.

>>84697534
>MCU fans are tumblr
Not a surprise

>>84697387
>dc snowflake gets triggered after anon makes a micro-aggression towards his movies.

>>84699366
>to Sony reboots
You do realize the Raimi movies were also made by Sony, right?

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>>84693889
>How is this a critical hit?
It isn't.

>>84693889
You're a bitter sack of shit, so your opinion means nothing.

>>84699407
Nope. /tv/'s narrative has always been "it's gonna be shit but make loads of money because Spidey + RDJ".
For once /tv/ is right.

>>84699728
Most of these positive reviews are only because the main actor is gay and the cast is diverse.

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>>84695274

>>84698440
peter gets his suit taken away by Tony for reasons I don't remember, then he gets it back by the end of the movie.
And the camera pans back to reveal aunt may has been watching this whole time
>"WHAT THE F-"
People acutally laughed at this. It wasn't really funny. It felt forced

>>84697647
Is this a Fast Time parody? That's funny.

>>84693889
Why is Zendaya on the poster? His fat friend Ned and his love interest Liz are both in the film far more than she is.

>>84698179
He didn't have spider-sense at all this film. Not once.

>>84700115
Because she's a celebrity. Are you really this dense

>>84700235
meant for >>84699947

>>84699947
Can't have too many white men on a poster

>>84700235
She is? I'd never heard of her before this film.

>>84700296
Sure, but neither Ned nor Liz are white men.

>>84700301
She's starred in a bunch of shitty disney channel shit so she's probably popular with children.

>>84693889
>Personally, I'd rate it as Marvel's second worse, next to Dark World.

>10/10
>9/10
1. 2008 Iron Man
>8/10
2. 2012 The Avengers
3. 2016 Doctor Strange
>7/10
4. 2014 Guardians of the Galaxy
5. 2017 Spider-Man: Homecoming
6. 2014 Captain America: The Winter Soldier
7. 2008 The Incredible Hulk
8. 2011 Thor
9. 2015 Avengers: Age of Ultron
>6/10
10. 2016 Captain America: Civil War
11. 2015 Ant-Man
12. 2013 Iron Man 3
>5/10
13. 2011 Captain America: The First Avenger
14. 2017 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
>4/10
>3/10
15. 2010 Iron Man 2
>2/10
16. 2013 Thor: The Dark World
>1/10
>0/10

>>84693889
>It felt like they replaced everything that makes Spider-Man special with Tony Stark tech and MCU references.
Totally with you on the MCU references, but entirely disagree on the Tony Stark tech.
A, he was an excited teenager with fun gadgets to play with, and that felt VERY Spider-Man. He was just geeking out at having such expensive toys.
B, he doesn't have the teched-up suit for the whole third act. Usually in superhero films we get a shitty suit and then a cool one for the big finale, but this movie went the other way with it and had him playing with a cool suit and then having to rely only on himself and his shitty suit when the stakes were highest.
The suit didn't "replace what makes Spider-Man special", it (and its absence) highlighted it.

>>84693889
>it is a "le I hate the movies that everyone like“” episode

>>84700803
Iron Man, Thor, Hulk and Age of Ultron should be 1 point lower. The Avengers and Dr Strange should be two points lower. Civil war should be one point higher.

>>84693889
It's a good movie. Good movies get good reviews. Where is the disconnect for you?

I wish they'd make a Spider-Man movie that is violence-heavy. It could've been done:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J61RWkXEKTc
>'get the nigger out of here'

>>84699910
>It felt forced

I bet you day a lot of things "felt forced." You lack any valid criticism, so you rely on buzz phrases such as that.

Know why they laughed? Because it was funny. You're the one with the defect here. You're the oddball of the group.

>>84695432
I had no idea Michael Keaton was in this because I've avoided trailers. I love him and I'm glad to see he's getting work like this.

How is nobody talking about him? Is he good in this?

>>84697110
>basically the scarlet suit
looks neat still not watching this hot Disney garbage

>>84699947
It means they have a sequel lined up for more capeshit

>>84694578
This is kind of true, actually. The overuse of cameos and collabs has ruined the novelty of it. The only reason The Avengers was such a huge fucking hit was because something like that had never been done on that scale, bringing together multiple stars of their own individual films over years and having them all work together in one movie. It was fucking awesome, mostly because it was new/rare.
So of course Marvel decided that they'd do that shit for every fucking movie they made from now on, and you know what they say about too much of a good thing.
If we had individual hero films that were ACTUALLY individual, it would make the team-up films a lot cooler again.

>>84700803
Guardians of the Galaxy was the best thing out of all the steaming shit you listed except for first Iron Man

Alright guys, I havent watched the trailer but let me know if Im right or not

>Spider-Man does whatever a spider can
>Spins a web, any size,
>Catches thieves just like flies
>Look Out!
>Here comes the Spider-Man

>Is he strong?
>Listen bud,
>He's got radioactive blood.
>Can he swing from a thread
>Take a look overhead
>Hey, there
>There goes the Spider-Man.

>In the chill of night
>At the scene of a crime
>Like a streak of light
>He arrives just in time.

>Spider-Man, Spider-Man
>Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
>Wealth and fame
>He's ignored
>Action is his reward.

>To him, life is a great big bang up
>Wherever there's a hang up
>You'll find the Spider-Man.

Is there any reference or homage to the original theme?

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the scene with the girls in bikini in pool it was very sexy

>>84693889
It's nowhere close to their worst. It actually had charm and jokes that worked. Yes, there was some problems and SJW garbage, but you win some and lose some.

>>84701773
>Laura-Harrier-Nude-Sexy-3
>Nude
>she's wearing clothes
m8

>>84694985
Pretty far off dude.

>>84693889
It wasn't what I hoped but still way better than amazing spidermans.

>>84694797
Vulture has Thanksgiving with the Parkers and figures out Peter's secret ID XD

>opening lines, "uh actually they're native americans"
>we've reached quip levels that shouldn't even be possible
>ropey cg in places
>mj
>no spidey sense, no uncle ben
>"peter you fucked up on the boat give me back the suit" "well done for dealing with the even more dangerous plane problem peter here's a bettererererer suit"
>recycled "you're not the suit" plot that doesn't work as well here

the chipper tone was especially grating in the first act but overall it's a solid reboot. better than the average mcu flick? idk man they're all so close anyway.

>>84701688
the ten minute marvel logo intro has an orchestral version.

>>84695623
t. triggered MCUck

>>84694827
>Peter Parker is, and always will be, a child
Fuck right off.

>>84700803
>10/10
>9/10
>8/10
>7/10
Iron Man
>6/10
Guardians of the Galaxy
Ant-man
>5/10
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
>4/10
Thor
The Incredible Hulk
The Avengers
Iron Man 3
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2
>3/10
Doctor Strange
Age of Ultron
Thor: The Dark World
Spider-Man: Homecoming
>2/10
Iron Man 2
>1/10
Captain America: Civil War
>0/10

FTFY

>>84694393
Actually loved dark world it was metal af

Glad they're doubling down on that for Thor 3

>>84697647
Where can I find a camrip?

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>>84703224

watched it yesterday and found it childish as fuck
how can grown men enjoy this kind of movies?

>>84694240
>this meme again

I thought DCucks would stop with this after Wonder Woman got good reviews.

why was every scene with may so sexualy charged I felt like she was going to pounce and make out with anyone she was interacting with

also why was MJ so cringy "i wont look at something that was built by slaves" grooooooan

>>84703898
>why was every scene with may so sexualy charged I felt like she was going to pounce and make out with anyone she was interacting with
They want the /ss/ audience

>>84697657
sounds like it fits this board perfectly, then

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>The House of Mossad is still shilling this new marvel garbage
Fuck off with your nu-SJWpiderman shit, I hope is flops worse than the mummy

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>>84701368
T. Butthurt shill

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>>84693889
The school had more shitskins in it than a standard school in sweden

>>84693889
shit story and the cast were dire.

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This flick barely qualifies as a superhero movie, it's more just about a teenage loser who happens to have superpowers.

And it's fucking amazing, best Spidey film, best MCU film.

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>>84693889
why is spidy dabbing

>>84701368
Lol Dude are you ok? You know comedy is subjective to everybody right? Im just going to assume you got very upset by his comment so ill let you wallow

>>84697657
Maybe an autistic teenager not the "coolest guy in class"

>>84698226
They had to cut him because he started telling Peter to kill all his minority friends.

A little too dark for the direction they were going.