YES, GOD, YES

>>84688865
is hamburglar22 stealing all her burgers?

is that why shes still anorexic?

>>84688865
Does she wear open foot sandals in this?

>>84688865
>describes something as cute
>has an anorexic shit tier waifu
numale fag

>>84688865
M Y

D
I
C
K

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>>84688865
giv skelington gf

>>84688865
>AOL chat
Is this the 90s again?

>>84689028
the film is clearly set in the 90s

>>84688865
Spooky skeletons don't go to heaven.

>>84688865
I would like to hunt down and murder whoever made this

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>>84689048
y tho

>>84689048
catholic detected

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>>84688865
>she finds herself suddenly obsessed with masturbating
>she finds herself suddenly obsessed with masturbating
>she finds herself suddenly obsessed with masturbating
>she finds herself suddenly obsessed with masturbating
>she finds herself suddenly obsessed with masturbating

>>84688865
the room with the computer in looks fucking max comfy

>>84688865
GJDSFNFDSNMFSDBNFASDPFLKLLASDLFAS

>>84688936
We can only hope for some close up toe curling shots

>This was cute and funny, but the beginning is pretty disturbing given that it's pretty much glossed over that some gross older online predator is sending a 15yr old nude pics. Not ok and super creepy, this film is kind of making it look acceptable.

>>84689048
Literally ISIS

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>>84688865

FIRE UP THOSE TORRENTS

>>84689511
>https://vimeo.com/224326254
fucking huwat?

>>84689511

well fuck

it's a 11m short?

That's barely enough time to get warmed up

I wanted a full 90 minute jailbait schlick fest fapananza

goddammit

>>84689573

I thought that was just a fucking trailer link

arghghg

>>84689407
I mean. It is creepy.

>>84689617

Only if you do it right

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>mfw used aol chat rooms, limewire, all that old shit, but never saw or experienced any of the jailbait stuff.

Does she actually get naked this time?

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>>84688865
>communion in the hand

>>84688865
PLEASE tell me we see dem tiddies

>>84689407
>>84689617
hi r*ddit

That was terrible.

>>84689842
>>84689889
afraid not

>>84689771
Sucks to be you, shelteredfag.

>>84690017
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84689889
only non face on a computer screen and not her kind.
How the it starts (and the "MATURE" rating) makes you think there's going some lovely seedy stuff with her. But nothing more than a few seconds of seeing her hand go down her skirt, then her face going from "this is weird" to "wasn't expecting" that, then scene(s) suddenly ending.
If this wasn't a short, I don't doubt it would give us the goods eventually, but as it is, there's nothing there and your balls will go blue in wishing there was.

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yfw you missed out on teen love

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>It's a Jews use sex to attack religion and demoralize the public episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQeRu7BUEr8

>>84690190
yeah whatever

>>84689212
Jew detected.

>>84688865
>my waifu
She's a real person, so she is not your waifu.

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>>84690190
>tfw you realized that pure teenage love, virginity and used goods are social constructs and they depress you because someone introduced and reinforced those concepts to you

>>84690385
>virginity is a social construct

t. roastie

How did the priest know exactly what port to stick the Ethernet cable in?

>>84690415
t. mgtow shill

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What are some kino where people don't sexually awake as a teen or ever?

>>84690465
t. women in her late 30's who realizes she's undesireable but still blames a lack of "good men" for all her problems.

>>84690385
Life is a social construct.

>>84690510
back to /r9k/

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>>84688865
wtf i love anorexia now

>>84690573
back to he fertility clinic before your eggs dry up.

>>84690501
40 y/o virgin

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>>84690594

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>>84690594

This is literal Cultural Marxism.

>In 1919, Georg Lukacs became Deputy Commissar for Culture in the short-lived Bolshevik Bela Kun regime in Hungary. He immediately set plans in motion to de-Christianize Hungary. Reasoning that if Christian sexual ethics could be undermined among children, then both the hated patriarchal family and the Church would be dealt a crippling blow. Lukacs launched a radical sex education program in the schools. Sex lectures were organized and literature handed out which graphically instructed youth in free love (promiscuity) and sexual intercourse while simultaneously encouraging them to deride and reject Christian moral ethics, monogamy, and parental and church authority. All of this was accompanied by a reign of cultural terror perpetrated against parents, priests, and dissenters.

>Hungary's youth, having been fed a steady diet of values-neutral (atheism) and radical sex education while simultaneously encouraged to rebel against all authority, easily turned into delinquents ranging from bullies and petty thieves to sex predators, murderers, and sociopaths.

>Gramsci's prescription and Lukacs' plans were the precursor to what Cultural Marxism in the guise of SIECUS, GSLEN, and the ACLU--acting as judicially-powered enforcers--later brought into American schools.

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2007/02/cultural_marxism.html

>>84690385
>tfw the Jewish media has you convinced that there is no shame or lost in dignity when you date/marry a non-virgin

>>84688865
>YES, GOY, YES

>>84690573
Back to your ice cream, cats, and romcoms

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What does "sexual awakening" even mean? Is there a sexual slumber?

You always see movies about perverts and sluts acting out described as "sexual awakening".

>>84690980
see
>>84690249
>>84690756

>>84688865
it's funny that girls always have to have some "sexual awakening"

They should do the teenage boy version where he turns 12 and just starts immediately jerking it constantly.

>>84691017
I see, fucking kikes

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>>84690594
giv me this skeleton gf

>>84691047
probably because female sexuality is more mental then male sexuality

that and they don't start popping random boners all the time

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watched it on my CRT monitor in true 90's fashion. only 11 mins but comfy

>>84688865
Are her classmates supposed to be 15?
they all look so fucking old

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>>84690594
MMMMMMM

>>84688865
she needs to get knocked up by a black guy before she hits the wall or dies from anorexia

So is there anything sexy in this? I can't go scrubbing through it right now.

>>84688865
>bites half a cheeto
>puts it back in the bowl
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

do you think she and lily collins are competing to see who can be skinniest?
would love to see how far they're willing to go

>>84688865
This is the most retarded premise for a movie that actually got made I've ever seen

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>>84688865
>wearing identical school girl outfit from my old catholic high school

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>>84692174

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>>84688865

A CUTE

>>84693394
Based anon

>>84693457
damn.. so close to a perfect nose. Can't jerk off now.

Do white people actually repress their sexuality like this? The fuck is wrong with people

>>84693394
>didn't make a webm of the [email protected] scene

>>84689771

I met some "female" predator playing chess online as a kid.

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This is adorable. Post more teen angst kino.

>>84688891
FPBP

>>84693590

Americans.

>>84693802
>catholic
>american

lel

>that chatolic school
Shit is so sad

can I get some recs for some quality short kinos on vimeo?

>>84690190
>he doesn't fuck 18 year Olds In his late 20s

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>>84690190
>tfw missed out on tapping ass in high school
>tfw became a /fit/izen after college
>tfw getting tons of ass from numerous women
>tfw look better than the kids you went to high school with
>tfw the kids who fucked mostly became fat and balding betas of society

Best timeline

This sounds like a porno movie plot

why is the fuckin catholic priest sex ed teacher jewish?

>>84689419
isis made this? I figured it was your typical jew filth

>>84693590
Godly people are capable to control themselves, you animal.

Who /NoFap/ here?

PS: if you fap to porn you're a literal cuckold

this is nasty, sick, disgusting

why can't millie make us a nice movie of her barefoot roaming about the forest? there is srs a market for this, pls jews gib us a movie of cute girls being cute

She's a pretty girl but her face can look odd sometimes, very gaunt. I wonder how different her face would look if she wasn't incredible scrawny and put on some weight.

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>>84694264
she had a little more weight on her when she was younger

>>84691047
this sounds hilarious. there's something hilarious about those early experience. i remember my first load being probably the biggest load of my entire life.

>>84688865
That was cute, thanks for sharing :D

>>84694053
Then you woke up

>>84688865
Is this a porn title? Sounds like one.

>>84690594
>fapping to Titanic
literally /ourgirl/

skelteon waifus are best waifus

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>>84690594
Sign me in.

>>84693516
I didn't like her when I first watched Stranger Things, but she's really fucking cute. I prefer fat bitches, but I'd anally destroy this skeleton.

>Addicted to masturbating
>Masturbates only twice in the film.

I feel robbed.

>masturbation
>cute
degenerate as fuck

>>84695728
The description says "obsessed with" not "addicted to"

>>84690594
>that face
>15
She looks over 30 tbqhfamalam

>>84695960
Fun fact: she's 32 and smokes newports

>>84688865
Guaranteed nobody would care if the main character was male and everything else was exactly the same. The only appeal of this movie is to horny losers and stupid women.

>>84688865
She's trying too hard to seem young, acting more like a 10 year old than a 15 year old.

>>84695960
>>84696009
She's 20.

>>84694043
>virgin in high school
>early 20s now
>still look 16
>can get all the teen ass I want cause I'm not a sperg anymore
I'll take it

>>84690594
any webm of that scene or other webms from that short movie?

>>84696423
Maybe you should use ctrl+f, anon.

>virgin through high school
>27 now
>still virgin
>still 0 female contact

I think it's time to off myself.

>>84697458

Just pay for a prostitute

>>84697832
>paying for something everyone else does for free daily
Do you pay to breathe, too?

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>>84693394
>looks up porn
>masterbates with her eyes closed
wtf

>>84697458
have sex with a dude

>>84697848

>paying for something everyone else does for free daily
Not the guy i was responding.

>>84697848
If i can't breathe on my own and need a machine to breathe for me i have to pay for then yes i would.

>>84697918
>If i can't breathe on my own
Then you don't deserve to live in the first place. Same goes with sex.

>>84697975
If i don't deserve to live, i wouldn't have been born.

>>84697458
get tinder, just be frank and funny

This sounds boring

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>>84697458
>think to myself how pathetic you sound
>think I'd rather be dead before end up like you
>realize I'm 22 and a virgin with 0 female contact
>realize I would've thought the same way about myself 5 years ago
>realize you are me in 5 years.

>>84697991
>being born means you deserve to live
No, sometimes you are just a mistake.

>>84698114
>you are literally fighting millions of other sperms to be able to be born
>somehow a mistake
i don't buy it

>>84698159
>you are literally fighting millions of other sperms to be able to be born
>he thinks his dad's sperm fought hard for him
>it was not just pure luck

Are you also one of those "all lives are special!" people too?

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>>84690190

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>>84698159
>anthropomorphizing sperm
someone watched a little too much family guy

>>84690756
>American
>thinker

S T I C C

Do girls really masturbate?

>>84697458
>>84698065
Why bother being sad?
Just accept your fate.
I'm a 25y/o virgin NEET hermit of 6 years, soon to be employed.

>Get a job
>Stack money
>Study for a better job
>Get /fit/ and healthy
Prepare yourself for the future man.
The more money you have and the longer you live the better a robot-waifu can suck your dick.
Maybe along the way you find other toys like VR + that dick pumping machine, or other human beings who are actually decent/interesting.
You gotta be in it to win it my dudes, plus your own potential will surprise you.

A good quote to remember
>Luck is where preparation meets opportunity

>>84698210
Look who's talking is the origin of that bit Mr. Millennial.

shorts are for homosexuals and autists

>>84698374
>Why bother being sad?
Because realistically speaking, nothing I want in life will ever come true.

>>84698411
It won't if you don't do anything to try.

For instance.
I've been doing almost nothing besides working on my mental and physical health.
Been aimlessly lifting, then one day someone noticed I'm "a big guy" and offered me a job in security.
Never in a million years would the thought of being a bouncer for a nightclub cross my mind, it sure as shit wouldn't have happened w/o my "preparation".

During training the other day the instructor kept calling me up in-front of the whole class for practical demonstrations,
said it was because I "seemed very confident", also said I have "good communication skills", fuck me if I ever thought I had either of those.

I'm telling you, it's all about the preparation and underestimated potential.
Imagine if I'd been studying some hardcore shit in the realms of /g/ or /sci/, I would've been set by now.
Just do it and keep doing it, expecting nothing while hoping for the best, it's the least you owe yourself.

>>84696051
>he only appeal of this movie is to horny losers and stupid women.
So 100% of this board

>>84698727
>It won't if you don't do anything to try.
I've tried and apparently failed. At this point in life, things only go from bad to worse.
I'm just not cut out for living. The moment I'm content, I just become depressed again.

>>84693516
>>84693394
any more webms of her from that movie?

>>84698855
Just gotta git-gud like in any other video game.
How many times you fuck up when playing a game?
Even if you "win" you still know you could do better.

Whatever you're playing it's usually like 10 "fails" to 1 flawless or some shit.
It takes hundreds or thousands of matches/instances before you're actually good.
You never did it by being good, you did it by being a loser who stood up after failure after failure and improved.

>>84699190
How do you get people to like you, then? Some are better at it without the slightest effort.
I don't care about my future, I just want to be desired.

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>>84693516
Is she retarded?
She wearing a fucking skirt, she doesnt have to slip her hand under the belt.

>>84696051
>uaranteed nobody would care if the main character was male and everything else was exactly the same.

Don Jon

>>84699289
I don't lol.
A lot of people dislike me, especially when I open my mouth on politics.
Just "do you" and keep trying to be a better version of it.
People like that and respect it, especially when you're firm in your convictions.
Certain subjects are a no-go around certain people but you'll get an understand of it through trial and error.

Try opening your mouth more and more where you "shouldn't" and see what happens.
You'll be pleasantly surprised most of the time, hard-case scenario they take it badly but you get to play with some salt.

>>84693394
Those are some nice veins she has there.

>>84699561
How can you actually get over women? I don't even want a gf (more trouble than it's worth, from the looks of things), but the fact that girls don't even see you exist is heartbreaking.
Do I have to get chemical castration? Wanking doesn't cut it anymore.

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>>84688865
God damn it, I just finished masturbating then I come to /tv/ and there's this thread.

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>>84699738
Look, I am going to question it.
Where the fuck did they got the number 42?
I mean what, his mother was standing under the door and counting moans?

thank you inspirobot for inspiration

>>84699814
>Where the fuck did they got the number 42?
obvious hhgtg reference

>>84689771
there's absolute mountains of it now if you know where to look

>>84688865
>dial up
>windows and email client from around 96
>has a home scanner

is this likely?

>>84699738
>didn't edge for 5 hours

absolute pleb

>>84699685
They see I exist but that's not where my problem lies.
I get something like a mental block or stage fright when a woman gets intimate.
I haven't gotten over them, I've just
>A) Lost all hope
>B) Decided to fix other shit in my life

You should probably get /fit/ and /fa/, not only will women notice you, other people will treat you like you're actually a somebody.
And you'll feel better, something about dopamine and energy levels bla bla etc.
Plus it feels nice to do something and see visible progress albeit over a LONG period of time.

why does Hollywood hate Catholics so much?

>>84700257
>why do jews hate christians so much

>>84700128
Highly unlikely, unless her folks are pretty loaded in the film

good goys

>>84700257
Not really

Catholics are always initially portrayed as wel--rounded honest people whereas protestants and evangelicals are portrayed as vile dumber than shit collectives which is closer to the truth than what can fiction actually provide

>>84699738
How the fuck would they know how many times he masturbated, exactly? What a shitty article.

>>84700282
they dont hate protestants

>>84688865

Watch I Believe in Unicorns. No thanks needed.

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>>84689574
So watch it 9x

>>84700343
I am not even sure what is more impressive, is it the fact he managed to fap 42 times or is it the fact he and hiroed doing what he loved.

>catholic school
>sexual awakening
wow, how very original

DUDE SEXUAL ANXIETY LMAO

>>84691047

>turns 12

I started at 8-9 tb h

>>84700557
first time fapped when was 17 I think contributing factor was that everyone was ocking about fapping like its the worst thing ever so after my first fap I felt dirty.

more of this promotion of girls saying look at us we're just like boys.
its like the endless streams of buzzfeed articles they put out of girls masturbating

>>84688865
I knew she would be in great projects after Stranger Things

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>>84689224
you got any other animal mems? Need them for art porpoises.

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That symbolism where she eats the chip like a benis at the beginning.

Absolutely disgusting, debauchery.

>>84700734
that's better than me when I became severely depressed between 14-17 due to a critical porn addiction

>>84693457
holy frip who dis nigger?

>>84688865
W E W L A D

>>84700882
>when I became severely depressed between 14-17 due to a critical porn addiction
Fucking real people a lot is not porn addiction, Chad.

this needs to be a feature length film

>>84700968
I literally turned down girls that were all over me to go home and fap now I'm a 23 year old virgin

the fuck is wrong with me

>>84701093
>he had women interested in him
You are not fooling anyone, you know.

>>84701137
about what exactly?

>>84694043
>he doesn't fuck 15-19 yr olds in his early 30s

>>84701171
>boo hoo I had pron addiction at 17!
There is literally no thing such as porn addiction.

Off topic but where can I find some short films to watch? Or at least a website which lists some good ones.

>>84701258
>he doesn't spend his 40s shitposting memes from a federal prison

>>84689048
murder is a sin you fucking degenerate

>>84701348
yeah but sin is a nigger meme and life is degeneracy

>>84700734
First time I fapped I was 18. I think it was a good thing that we didn't fap in our high school years.

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>>84688865

Remember, if you don't pop at least 21 times a month you'll die of fucking cancer.

Well, at least you'll have a 20% higher chance anway.

https://prostatecancernewstoday.com/2017/07/06/frequent-ejaculation-may-protect-men-from-low-risk-prostate-cancer/

>>84701279
tell that to my scarred penis from fapping the scabs off my dick

>>84699355

Yeah, ruined my fap too.

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>>84701137
Not the dude but also at the time looked good enough so that 16 yo chicks when openly proposing sex to me when I was 25.
I rejected every single time
I am no 32 and today dude I was getting a lift from told me "hows that window, close it down so the wind wont blow all that school knowledge out of your head"
I have few white hairs and havent shaved in couple of days (admittedly I dont need to shave often) and I still look like 16 according to people.

Third wife of my father wanted to fuck me when I was 13 and here is literal quote "do you wanna kiss, it will feel good" and I rated her out and no one would believe me.

I had so many open proposals to fuck, like literally "lets fuck", even 12 yo kids would hit on me and I rejected each and every time.

Now I am 32, no one can tell my age but I know I will die a virgin unless I get raped or something.
Never had a job, never had a gf, never agreed to fuck anyone and some of those chicks and dudeswere hot as fuckkkkkk.
Some of them were my father 3rd or 5th wife (he is also hot apparently but retarded just like me)
I mean fuck me. there is no amount of good look that can how much retarded I am for longer than 6 months.

I dont know whether it still holds but 8 years ago I was the hottest thing some people ever seen in their life, I got hit by milfs and their daughters and even my school principal.
The virgin is a state of mind, not of the body, I am a fucking wizard of the flame that never even handholded because when someone would hug me I would push them away.

Please send meteorite to kill me in my sleep I dont want to suffer any more

>>84696235
so shes asian?

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>>84701508
I am drunk so forgive my mistakes.

>>84701418
jew propaganda to make men jerk off more instead of having a healthy marital sex life

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>>84690594
Fug

>>84701508

I'm not sure what point you were trying to make with that rambling diatribe but you really owe it to yourself to get out there and experience sex and physical intimacy. Even if you discount the spiritual aspects, it causes your brain to produce a certain chemical cocktail that is just fucking lovely. Sex isn't always good, it can be bad, indifferent, just okay, but sometimes it can be sublime and you will never experience a feeling of contentment and "rightness" quite like it, when it goes right with the right person.

>>84701508
You must be a literal retard. If I were in your position I would spread my seed like I was the last man on earth.
I don't even know you and I hate you.

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>>84688865
BASED JIM

How old is too old to be fucking teenagers?

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>>84701675
>I'm not sure what point you were trying to make
The point is that not everyone here is unbangable fat neackbeard Now I weight 84 kg so I might be fat but it wasnt always the case

>>84701723
The fuck dude, its not my fault, I was bullied since I can remember, i look good but that was the only thing that gave me few months of relative calm in every school I ever attended then the bullying would start again
I dont know what it is, I just cant, I am actually a literal retard as you said, instead of saying straight what I want I would go some retarded sideways manipulation BS that made me look even more retarded.
I told lies so obvious I still shrug when I remember it.
I am like a robot amongst robots, as I type it for some weird reason I heard those words in british accent inside my head even thought I am from ukraine.
I am retarded but you know what, after last 8 years spend in my room, most of my teeth are rotten and I am 84kg instead of 64 I once was (I lost 25kg in the last 6 months tho).

I also doubt I could fuck anybody because of a short frenulum.
For some reason its short on my dick and frenulum looking thingie that connects my tongue to the bottom of my mouth is short as well.
I learned its too short when my 2yo younger sister kinda... messed with me... she can pull out her tongue really far... and... thats a long story I better skip it...

>>84701887
You can never be too old to be fucking teenagers

>>84701920
wise words to live by

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>>84701910
Also, I am drunk as fuck, this post barely makes sense.
I better stop now...

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>>84701887
right about never

>>84688865
How do we get the "people" involved with this imprisoned? Them and all the other degenerate pedoshits in this very thread.

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>>84701964
I mean, I just went to take a leak, I stood at 90° angle to the toiled bowl and bended my dick 90° to the left and peed like that.
I mean, I just peed in the toiled bowl while standing at the 90° angle to it, I must be pretty fucking drunk had to retype last word 5 times because would make a mistake each time

>>84701910
You have no excuse, you wasted so many opportunities that most people will never experience it makes my mind boil
You deserve violence for the rest of your life.

>>84702003
yeah but that guy's a porn actor if he'd be a normal dude then he wouldn't do it

>>84702007
can't grow pubic hair: pedo
Can: not pedo

know the difference

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>>84702062
Yes I agree, even my siter anted to fuck me.
My eteachers but I never wante dto be so retarded.
I never wanted to be so scared of anter person, I never wanted to be this way.
i had chicks few eyars older than me literally take their tits of their dress and shake them in my face and ask me whether I like it.

This is the reason why I avoid people as much as I can, now I know that tits in your face, or a joke, or girl wanting to take you on her laps I was 22 at the time she was 19 but she was 2 50cm h9igher than me, I could drown between her hips and she wasnt thicc or fat, she was just50cm higher than me with a figure out of this world
now I know that every single one of those thing carry an expectationa nd that expectatin is to fuck you and with my bad tetth, wth my frenulum, with my social awkwardnes, I dont know whether I can fullfill any of those expectations.

Everyone always hated me, I would never fit in so I avoided people.
I have one wish and taht wish is [spoilerto die in my sleep please, there is nothing for me here, there never wasr]

fucking inspirobot, its know whats up

>>84693516
she is so goddamn ugly, what is wrong with you fags

>>84702217
post your face or shut the fuck up you fucking faggot gay homo

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>>84702217
Ok thats bad, I am stopping posting now, I am drung and h9olly fuck even I cant decipher it.
Even spell check doesnt help.

>>84699814
>>84700343
>not keeping a tally every time you jerk it
plebs

>>84688995
on point

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>>84702217
Ok thats bad, I am stopping posting now, I am drung and h9olly fuck even I cant decipher it.
Even spell check doesnt help.

>>84702280
Fuck you, I am not drunl enough t show my face. on alaskan folk tales yurta.

>>84690594
I just realized that she looks a lot like Alice Green

>>84702280
>still giving him attention

>>84689889

What titties?

>>84697848
Everyone pays for sex, in one way or another.

>>84701620
>being married means you no longer feel compelled to masturbate
>your significant other will always be willing and able to fuck on a dime

sweet virgin mindset

>>84689419
Literally nothing wrong with ISIS.

>>84702879
we are talking about men who will jerk off in excess and will settle for that rather than getting married and having a healthy sexual and reproductive life

>>84691291
This has been proven objectively incorrect. Anyone who believes that female sexuality is "mostly mental" is an unattractive man struggling to cope.

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>>84693342
>

>>84688865
So pretty much this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiUEqee7pO4

>>84690249
This.

Jews need to be removed from our society.

>>84703146
>Fa/tv/irgins in charge of knowing anything about female sexuality
You faggots are embarrassing yourselves.

>>84703146
Well, there is something about innocent girls reading sailor moon one minute and being able to recognise all the cocks down the street by taste and smell the next.

>>84690385
>virginity and used goods are social constructs
Wtf I'm a neo-liberal hedonist now?
Wtf nothing matters, and humans are just animals, and that's cool, and fuck love, dedication, loyalty and beauty now?

>>84703829
>love
nothing to do with sex
>dedication
you can be dedicated to sex
>loyalty
not everyone cares - cucking is an 'intellectual' fetish now, but responsible swinging has been practiced by happy couples openly since the 60s.

>beauty
wut? How is free fucking related to humanity losing 'beauty'? This post is nonsense.

>>84690756
This is the reason why I can understand throwing leftwingers out of helicopters.
It's not about economics, or taxes, it's about the deliberate destruction and desecration of everything that's beautiful and worthy about humanity.

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>>84703335
Nah. Just removed.

>>84703906
>>love
>nothing to do with sex
scientifically wrong
>>dedication
>you can be dedicated to sex
Yes, but you lose the ability to be commited to a relationship.
>>loyalty
>not everyone cares
Do you even read what you write?

>>84703927

Do you really believe this bullshit or are you just memeing?

>>84703927
Humanity hasn't been worthy of shit since the Third Crusade desu

>>84689407
I doubt he knew she was 15

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>>84690385
>mfw I realized that true love is only possible when both people are indoctrinated by ((((their))) vision of a Hollywood romance and as soon as the indoctrination fades away so does your capacity to experience anything you might ever call love

>>84704236
>mfw Tori is best React girl

>>84704270
>free hugs whore
>best at anything

>>84704219
If only that excuse worked

>>84704480
It does.

shan't be watching anything that denigrates christianity

fed up with all that shite

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>>84704186
>peanut jelly butter time

>>84704579
Just go to confession afterwards you fool

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>>84704581
badger badger badger badger
badger badger badger badger
badger badger badger badger
mushroom mushroom

>>84704653
OL GODZILLA WAS HOPPING AROUND

>>84688865

Fucking KIKES

>>84694116
I've only jerked off twice since the new year, both on my bday in May


Though I've had a few wet dreams...

>>84704712
I too have a Jewess fetish

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>>84704680
>Puddi puddi

>>84704628
>Oy vey, you don't have to like it just give us your click shekels goy!
Jew.

>>84688865
Looks like more Jewish filth.
I'm sure /tv/ will eat it up just like the Jewish racemixing BLACKED filth they love so much.

>>84704968
I believe you have zero knowledge on how confession works.

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>>84704941

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5UqgizM268

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>>84700117

>>84705076
Clearly you don't. God doesn't fall for lip service.

>>84704941
>>84704908
>>84704680
>>84704653
>>84704581

What do these ancient cuneiforms mean?

girls masturbate? wut

>>84705181
t. filthy Protestant

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>>84705215

>>84705240
Nope. I'm a Catholic, hence me actually knowing how Confession works. You cannot trick God with empty platitudes.

>>84705226
Not to you.

>>84704111
Not him but I believe it.

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>>84688865
I like the part where it's revealed that the priest guy has porn on his computer. very (((interesting)))

>>84705291
God already knows your intent in going to confession.

If you honestly believe that the video is a sin (opportunity cost be damned) and you go into that confessional genuinely wanting to repent, then by all means.

But if you go in there and confess while committing the same sins once you go out, then don't even bother going because you are wasting the priest's and your own time.

The latter is why I haven't gone to confession in years

>>84705594
If I know the video is a sin before I watch it and I say "I'll just go to confession after, it'll be okay" then I clearly don't want to genuinely repent. It's an empty platitude.

>>84705639
Okay, then Father Ted. Peace be with ye.

>>84705720
And also with you, heathen.

>>84705753
Don't call me heathen, brother

>>84705769
Don't call me brother, heretic.

>>84705784
Don't call me heretic, kinsman

>>84701910
>I learned its too short when my 2yo younger sister kinda... messed with me... she can pull out her tongue really far... and... thats a long story I better skip it...

You what mate?

>>84706197
Her sister licked his dick.

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>>84705500
what a smoll qt skellington :3c

>>84689212
i think it's more because it's fucking retarded

>>84706285
I honestly do want to fuck Natalia Dyer

>>84706474
me 2 :D

>>84690555
winner winner fidget spinner

I was exposed to porn at prepubescent years because of my curiosity and access to the internet. Like, unhealthy young, 9-10 years maybe. All the sexual education I got was from my research of pornography. I was so addicted to fapping, not that much now.

Do you guys think such behaviour has a noticeable impact on someone's personality?

Is it healthy to be exposed to sex at such a young age?

Any one with similar experience?

>>84688865
>waifu
>even grosser skeleton than Gal Gadot.

Shit taste son

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>>84706727

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>>84706285
She's a cute for sure. I'd love to watch Titanic with her.

>>84690415
>he is unable to differentiate between biological fact and cultural explanation
>he thinks that virginity has the same meaning for everyone
>he thinks that somebody having different opinion about virginity is againts nature, god, reason or freedom
>he thinks that people having different opinion are having that because of current society (its failure or its succes)
>he still thinks that the virginity is fact and not social interpretation, he still thinks its about free will
>he therefore wont try to talk about it but will call you degenarate or conservative sheep

>>84704236
>except people have been writing about and falling in love for thousands of years before hollywood existed

>>84693590
>Do white people actually repress their sexuality like this? The fuck is wrong with people
Fuck off you degenerate. You deserve to be stabbed in the throat.

>>84706799
Fuck off pussy faggot.

do women really love super hairy arms? Like, they see it and just get moist to it?

Well that was 11min of my life I'll never get back.

/tv/ confirmed worst board