What movies properly depict beta orbiters?

>>84688007
Is this a real fucking thing? Fucking christ....

>>84688593
They're called booth barnacles.
Doesn't just happen to women.

>>84688007
13 reasons why

>>84688007
>beardfag thinks he's not the worst beta orbiter

>>84688007
Imagine drawing a strip like this. Imagine doing that amount of work on the rendering of a joke which you're making to people who have already heard it and made it themselves. Imagine telling people things they already know so that they can spend time doing what autists love best, simply recounting information aloud. Imagine having a Patreon so you can continue to be an "artist". Imagine.

>>84688007
But men and women have equal sexual marketplace value, goy

>>84688725
this

beta orbiters are the real life version of this

Is the implication that the "non-beta" is somehow better?

>Should I engage in physical violence against an innocent autist for you, m'lady?

>>84688819
It's drawn by some bull dyke who is upset no one orbits her fat ass at cons. This type of sperging and calling everything rape are the female /r9k/ equivalents, frustrated that Chad and Tyrone won't rape her.

>>84688007
>mfw i look the first orbiter
>mfw im a orbiter and i don't care

>>84688788
Yes. He's the worst of all of them. Defending her and still not getting any of it. I bet that stupid fuck would fight the rest and get beat for that ugly dyke and STILL not getting any of it.

>>84688007
Pretty in Pink with Molly Ringwald, Jon Cryer - as the beta - and James Spader.

>>84688007
spider-man: homecoming? Idk i haven't seen it yet.

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The Last American Virgin
The Last Picture Show
Cracks

>>84688007
isn't the numale faggot with the 90's cut technically a beta orbiter too ?

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>>84688840
This has literally never been a thing. Stories of princes having to save the damsel in distress are timeless for a reason. Always had to work for the pussy.

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LOL

>>84688878
As a woman, I have to say that, yes, "alpha" orbiters are at least more honest and direct. I'd rather one of them try to rape me than just "stalk" around and never say anything. That doesn't mean I actually want to be raped, but if I had to choose between being shoved down and fucked and just being "creeped" on then I prefer the former.

>>84689495

Saved. Jesus Christ.

>>84688878
>>84689365
You really can't grasp that he's supposed to be the boyfriend?

>You want I should run him off?

What did he mean by this?

>>84688819
thanks for the insight, sean

>>84688924
But no one called anything rape, anon.

>>84688788
>>84688878
>>84689013
>>84689365
t. beta orbiters
The difference is beardfag talks and is probably a friend of hers. Orbiters wouldn't be so off-putting if they actually bothered starting a conversation. And not a Linkara HMMMMM conversation either.

>>84689580
Reddit speak. He's witty like a character from Buffy or Firefly.

>>84688007
Why does the female in this look like Steven Universe? Like, she looks like an anime-guy while the other ones look normalish

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>>84689500
>if I had to choose between being shoved down and fucked and just being "creeped" on then I prefer the former.
end yourself faux-woman

>>84688924
You must be 12 or something. Put some fucking effort in, faggot.

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why did i have to be born at this point in time?
why did i have to be born in this culture?

>>84688007
>tee hee I'll dress up skimpy at conventions to gather attention
>What?! I didn't want attention from losers!

>>84689468
>Always had to work for the pussy.

stop falling for jewish tricks. if youre attractive and have a touch of charisma thats all the work you need to do.

>>84689655
Why are you identifying yourself as a loser?

>>84689648
it's a fallacy to think your life would have turned out better in another place or time. read on buddhism or early Christian saints or just get a hobby

>>84689627
She's "curvy" so she had to change artstyles

>>84689468
Don't forget the stories where women literally send men out to their death on quests expecting they'll die rather than just reject them there.

Japan, Persia, you find it in practically every culture!

>>84689699
Shut the fuck up I will fuckin destroy you.

>>84689664
If you have actual sexual marketplace value, yes. The majority of men don't, and the majority of that majority nonetheless want high-value women. Half of male unhappiness is the refusal to play in one's own league.

Elijah Wood's character in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

>>84689733
Good work anon, some pissants actually think like this.

>>84689495
Top lel

>>84689567
A boyfriend wouldn't ask permission to scare some pseudo-stalkers off. This guy is more likely some friendzoned cuck.

>>84689700
>it's a fallacy to think your life would have turned out better in another place or time
not really. most of my problems stem from modern culture

>>84689603
so beardfag is literally just friendzoned but still is her best friend so a betaorbiter got it

>>84689700
I dunno man, having my parents basically just give me a woman who'd be expected by society to be a virgin and obedient sounds pretty sweet.

Beats this new world where you're either a Chad who breaks virgin hymens or the beta that marries the woman at 30 once they've had their fill of 1000 cocks.

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>>84689664
>>84689723
>bitter incels
Git gud nigger. Being a man is about embracing struggle and overcoming, not bitching that the system is unfair.

>big boobs
>tank top
>no bra
>"why are these sexually deprived men staring at me?"

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>>84689718
>the curvy meme
>mfw

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On Netflix. You will cringe hard

>>84689648
You have control over what culture you live in. Look, let me make it country simple: multplex movies are always a cynical dive for whatever seems to be the zeitgeist with the people they're selling to. Most of the people making the real money are and have always been less hip than Donald Trump. They never really valued the things you value. They will go whereever the money seems to be. If you want to leave this culture, you're going to have to get hip to real culture - the films that matter, art made by artists not online indie comic book memoirists with Patreons, the treasures of the Western civilization you so often express concern about, rather than vidja.

OR you can just continue hating everything you consume more and more every year, and hate it more for your inability to see beyond it. It is up to you and nobody else.

>>84689924
quote something relevant next time you fucking retard

>>84689916
What culture do you have in mind that actually worked like this?

>>84689664
Say this from time to time here, you idiots have problems.

Idiots like you seem to see and think about Jews non-stop, beyond most actively practicing Jews I know.

Dog shits in your yard? Bet you think Jews
Stuck in traffic? Let me guess, Juden?
History doesn't support your worldviews? Know the answer.

Before you call my attack Jewish, let me admit I am. Doesn't make me wrong though.

>>84689627
Shes fat but doesnt think she is, you can tell by her arms

>>84689979
Actually the more I consume real art the more disillusioned I feel with the west. I don't really watch blockbusters or capeshit or shit TV shows or comic books or any of that trash

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>>84689999

>>84690032
Any of them that had arranged marriages as the norm?

>>84690033
Dude, pasta should be longer than the average text message. You're lazy.

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>>84689999
what a waste you blew it

>>84689718
>>84690041
post picture or stop fat shaming you fucking losers

>>84690060
Then you live in that culture, so why are you complaining? For most of the history of culture, the majority were ignorant pigfuckers. This era's idiocies are different, but not greater in number.

>>84689930
Still not asking for it

>>84689627

I'm think that's starting to replace anime as the style hack artists copy.

>>84689567
Lmao yeah a bf doesnt ask permission to act on his feelings UNLESS hes a beta

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>>84688007
>tfw I've had a booth at various cons to sell my work
>tfw fat girls and 4/10's in anime t shirts crowd around me too

it's not limited to women, pretty much everyone there who is halfway attractive and a little talented gets pestered by wannabe groupies

it's fucking pathetic

>>84690078
So cultures where you'd have had to be rich to get a decent woman? Or else cultures where you'd have been expected to live your entire life with someone you may not even have felt attracted to, and where even masturbation was shrouded in guilt, let alone infidelity?

You people never have a fucking clue what you're talking about.

>>84689648

Stop browsing 4chan and your happiness will soar

>>84690142
>Then you live in that culture, so why are you complaining?

nigger, what?

>>84690201
How bad were they?

>>84690269
At female orbirtors are huge liars and will pretend to have the personality of the girl you want.

>>84690214
>let alone infidelity
Yeah actually a culture that actually felt disgust toward cheaters would be pretty nice, you fucking literal cuckold fetishist.

>>84690201
link your stuff bro

>>84690243
You don't live imaginitively in "this culture", you live with that art. Do you realize how horribly stupid most of the people were in most of the societies that produced lasting art? It made no difference. The sensibility that created that culture was aloof from that horror, and you too must be aloof from the horror of your own time.

>>84690342
It's called Mormonism , dumbass.

Don't Breathe actually had a pretty good scene where the chad confronts the beta and tells him he's just going to jerk off to his friend (the chad's girlfriend) on Instagram and he was just waiting for the girl to need comfort and try to worm his way in then because he's so pathetic. Was kind of eye opening honestly

>>84690299
That seems fitting.

>>84690342
I'm thinking of the male perspective. You could be married to a girl with a mustache who hates sex because her dad made a deal with yours when you were five years old. You got one woman, and if she didn't turn you on, tough.

>>84690100
A pic of what

>>84688819
>recounting information aloud

Is this actually aomeyhing autists do ? I do this all the time, pretendimg that Im giving a presentation on my favorite things

>>84690214
Don't forget the fact that young women still had opportunities for adultery and sex before marriage. Just read Chaucer or Bocaccio. Hell the punchline for half of all historic English fiction from the birth of the language is
>and then the protagonist was cucked. The end.

>>84689850
>boy I sure would like to die of dysentery

>>84690201
Must be really hard to be you Chad, having to be in the presence of uggos.

Next I suppose it's a pain having to turn down all the girls 8/10 and down who come begging for your cock huh?

Beta uprising when? It's time to gas the pretty and handsome!

>>84690420
a picture of the artist you claim to know what size she is, you know plus size women can be plus size models now, you really need tokeep your disgusting opinions and LIES to yourself

>>84690354
I get what you're saying, but I don't really think it alleviates the feeling of living in today's times, was there really such prevalent empty hedonism in the past? Doesn't really help I'm weak enough to be affected by issues that really can only exist in the modern age in relative affluence (compared to the past)

Yeah you can judge the past by today's standards, but if you were born in the past you wouldn't know any better.

>>84690479
I didn't say I wanted to live hundreds of years ago

>>84690342
Napoleon was a cuckold, who begged for his Josephine after her infidelity. His "tryst" in Egypt was quickly ended when he knew he could return to her arms. Where do you think the "sign of the horns" comes from? Fuck man just read the Bible and you'll come to realize that relationships have always been complex.

>>84688007
To be fair these guys didn't exist really until booth babes were banned. The booth babes took care of these creeps, now they're free to harass everyone

>>84689825
Men, just reading his comment made me incredibly sad.
Think about it. The way the bearded beta acts, it's perfectly fine in that anon's mind as "Boyfriend behavior". Think about the implications of that.
Fucking sad dude.

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>>84690487
>Beta uprising when? It's time to gas the pretty and handsome!

kek that will never happen. Who's gonna take charge?

Personally, I agree with the theory that humanity eventually will evolve into two sort of subspecies. Short, fat and ugly beta midgets -
and tall and attractive elvish looking motherfuckers.

>>84690521
what culture or period in time do you envision yourself living in? a time in history without competition, be it for resources, women or even ideology has never existed.

>>84688007
Anyone have a picture of the comic artist who drew this?

Curious to see if it's a landwhale.

>>84690553
napo shoulda gutted josephine

fucking slut

>>84689495
This is too fucking good.

>>84690622
>a time in history without competition, be it for resources, women or even ideology has never existed.
I'm not sure how you gathered that from what I said. If anything today is where the lack of competition is.

>>84690553
Cuckoldry has never been respected and for good reason.

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>>84690619
because the beta uprising is a fools errand

instead of changing society you must look inward and change yourself

>>84690693
What time period then?

>>84690720
I don't know.

>use the term beta.
>worry about wolf style pack rape.
>head of wolf packs are the alpha aka chad.
really makes me mad.

>>84690637
Her website is on the bottom left. Investigate it yourself and bring back what you find.

>>84690670
Agreed, but he loved her too much. He carried around a portrait of her and he showed it off to his command staff in Italy on the day they met. Think about that for a second; the man who is supposed to have brought the former French regime to its knees and is making waves in the military for his daring usage of modern technology and sheer genius carries around a portrait of his fucking old ass """wife""" who was recently widowed. No wonder they didn't respect him until he broke Piedmont

>>84690553
the heavy metal dio thing?

what does that even have to do with cucking

>>84690766
Alpha and beta relationships don't occur in wild wolves.

>>84690771
This. I want to express my disgust for the artits, but I'm not too invested in my disgust as to find it for myself.

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>>84690707
>instead of changing society you must look inward and change yourself
exactly! become the person you want to be

you have the power anon

>>84690827
>I know very little about existence but I feel good talking out my ass

>>84690637
Doctor Glasgow

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>>84690792
what a fucking faggot

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>>84690827
fellow /sorter/

>>84690521
If you were born in the past you wouldn't know any better about a number of things. Empty hedonism was more prevalent in some classes, but for most life was harder. The fact that the majority of people in the English-speaking world now have the opportunity to get *bored* of hedonism and move beyond it is an ethical advance in itself - at one time society was divided quite cleanly into those who could do nothing else in life but seek pleasure, and those who could expect little else but suffering, alleviated by their own cheaper hedonism - drunken oblivion and unprotected sex. The result was poor families with self-damaging numbers of children, and rich people who killed themselves with indulgence.

I think the hedonism of this era is less trivial in moral terms. Most survive it, able to moderate and vary their pleasures. And culture itself is about pleasure, ultimately, as well as uplift - the cultivation of our tastes and appetites in other senses.

>>84690868
Unless you are malformed or crippled you don't have much of an excuse. Unless you're happy the way you are.

>>84690809
im talking about the logic not reality fuckwhit also implying wolves/dogs aren't stereotypically associated with it..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha_%28ethology%29

>>84690909
Now you get it. Say that BS to some born crippled fucker and see how morally superior you feel

>>84690908
>big families
>bad for rural pre-modern lifestyles

kek

>>84690823
>scared she's less ugly than me

>>84690494
0.0

>>84690943
The exception doesn't make the rule anon.

>>84691011
Dumbass

>>84690698
Certainly not, but its threat has been there ever since we fucked the neanderthals out of existence
>>84690693
>>84690734
Didn't you lament as to why you were born into this culture and into this place in time? And that you believe that other cultures felt disgust towards cheaters and fetishists, while not being aware of orgies, satanic rites, and affairs of black magic which led repressed women to commit acts of heinous adultery?

Ultimately I do wonder if laws keeping couples together would help this fleeting sense of disassociation that we have with romance and if it would help keep couples together, but then I realize that while Josephine was fucking some random Frenchmen, her husband was conquering the fucking world. Women will always have the capacity for cruelty and pleasure.
>>84690797
It represents a stag fighting off another stag to take its mate

>>84688007

>you want I should run him off?

>>84690868
kek what

how old are you anon? and how old do you think I am, considering you claim I lack knowledge about "existence"

>>84689905
He's her fuck buddy. She literally takes his nut in all holes.

Since when is a beta orbiter a person that doesn't talk to the woman he's orbiting?

>>84691030
Are you crippled then?
Or are you using depression as a crutch?

>>84690964
Bad when you still have more than you could possibly need, and you're only allowed to live on the surplus of your harvest, after the lord of the manor takes as much of it as he pleases.

>>84690994
just give me a damn picture, my bait didnt work, so im asking you nicely, please post the picture of this thicc sexy artiste

Huh, never knew that every guy who has female friends is a beta orbiter. Stop acting like girls are evil for not fucking all of their guy friends.

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>>84691030
stop being such a fucking bitter cunt nugget, goddamnit

I thought this place was supposed to be nice

>>84691072
>kek
I see someone indoctrinated by FBI disinformation

>>84691030
Aristotle did say that the crippled wouldn't be able to lead truly rich and fulfilling lives, but maybe he meant the metaphorically crippled among us who suffer from intellectual failures such as yourself

>>84691092
I'm awesome. Someone I know though
Hahahha
Will be fucking ugly forever . None of that bs will change that and I heard it enough

>>84690973
Whatever, I prefer to shitpost you, than to spend even 10 seconds in google looking for someone I already find disgusting, nomatter how she/he looks. Also didn't see a pic on your post fag

>>84691137
The guy with the beard is the friend. The silent creeps are the orbiters.

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>>84691206

>>84691043
And let's not forget that in France even today, infidelity is an accepted fact of life in bourgeois marriage.

There were also, in every stratum of society, priced for every pocket, whores. Even these were not always expert at avoiding pregnancy. There was no effective treatment for syphillis until 1909.

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>>84691136
Im trying to look for you now but all i found so far was this
The creator is really weird

>>84690908
I agree, but doesn't it seem like things are getting worse, at least spiritually? Seemingly the only ways to live today is to either be content, disillusioned or apathetic. It feels like there's not much reason to live nowadays, you can't even really live for parenthood because the whole family thing seems to be getting torn apart, could you imagine having a daughter nowadays?


>>84691043
>And that you believe that other cultures felt disgust towards cheaters and fetishist
that wasn't me

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>>84691193
>but maybe he meant the metaphorically crippled among us who suffer from intellectual failures such as yourself
oh shit hahahahahha

most savage comment ive seen this year

>>84691233
noah is very sensitive about his large penis so dont say anything bad

>>84691141
>I thought this place was supposed to be nice
is this ironic? 4chan is a sewer

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>>84691232
>It's illegal for Frenchmen to get paternity tests on possible cuck babies

Fuck sake man.

>>84691267
4chan are teens on smartphones . Are you surprised ?

>>84691206
Hit a nerve, I see.

>>84691218
But beta orbiter is a term that usually means the male friend who does corny shit like offer to protect the object of his attentions from other males' interest - something he can rarely deliver on, because if he could, he wouldn't be a beta orbiter.

>>84691288
w0t

foreal?

>>84691233
>Arab character is an arsonist
lol

>>84691254
Jesus look at those teeth. What has he been doing to himself?

>>84691233
I want to see the comic where Izzy and Tanya fugg

>>84691333
You should see what regular Africans do to themselves in Africa. That nigger in the pic heritage is from Africa. Are you surprised?

>>84691233
>girlfriend

HA so Beardo is a friendzone tough guy.

>>84691288
>>84691232
Christ I forgot about this. I don't understand the end goal of all of these practices. Why in the world would a man not be allowed to know whether or not a woman is bearing his child? """Love""" clearly isn't a good enough excuse, since we all know how much Napoleon loved his wife
>I refuse to stop using Napoleon as an example because it's the epitome of French masculine conquest and he still got cucked in the end.

>>84691333
those arent his real teeth, theyre actually "permanent grillz" or something like that

it seems really unsanitary desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Oe9dge9JXg

http://www.strawpoll.me/13374828
http://www.strawpoll.me/13374828
http://www.strawpoll.me/13374828
http://www.strawpoll.me/13374828

>>84691412
The bottom teeth are grills?
Shit, tin foil would have looked better,

>>84691308
>Hit a nerve, I see.
Or maybe, you know, I prefer to shitpost you, than to spend even 10 seconds in google looking for someone I already find disgusting, nomatter how she/he looks. Also didn't see a pic on your post fag

>>84691386
Is defending your lesbian friend equivalent to defending a straight """female friend"""? There expectation isn't there in the former example because no one in their right mind would view a lesbian as a potential mate

So is anyone actually going to name a movie?

>>84691233
these tumblr artists always give descriptive backstories for their characters yet they're all the same mundane person in the comics

>>84691412
i doubt it

honestly you might think wayne is being a hood nigger for diamond teeth but diamonds are a pretty decent material for building stuff

it's just not economical

diamonds are made at like 2000 degrees or some insane pressure which makes it a very sterile so i doubt its unsanitary

there really isn't any point having female friends as a male, they aren't funny, they don't like cool things like guns and cars , they aren't smart so that means you can't ever talk about the earth being flat, women are just nice to look at

>>84691507
Anything with Michael cera

>>84691233
I guess if you really needed any more proof that shes a fat dyke here it is..

>>84691537
They cook me food and DD for me.

>>84688007
>>84688725
>>84688788
>anyone who goes to these conventions
>creating social classes to feel superior

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>>84691448
both the top and bottom

I think it looks aight, but the thought of all the bacteria growing between his actual teeth and the jewelry... gotta smell like shit

>>84691460
Probably, though defending in this case is a pretty strong word considering he'd just be yelling at cowardly betas who won't fight back.

>>84691566
you know all the best chefs are male(male) right? learn to cook you lazy loser

>>84691249
>I agree, but doesn't it seem like things are getting worse, at least spiritually?

Not to me, no. It looks like people have been saying this sort of thing all throughout history. There have always been people complaining of a perceived decline in values, even in eras we now regard as "the good old days". Chaucer and Shakespeare both contain complaints of that sort.


>Seemingly the only ways to live today is to either be content, disillusioned or apathetic.

As opposed to what preferable states? I mean, I don't think anything's stopping anyone from being idealistic, but this has always entailed recognizing that most people will fall short of the ideal.


>It feels like there's not much reason to live nowadays, you can't even really live for parenthood because the whole family thing seems to be getting torn apart, could you imagine having a daughter nowadays?

Years ago, someone wrote about the difference between inner-directed and outer-directed societies, and while I think that distinction as it seems to have generally been applied involves a degree of idealization of the past as well, I think it's certainly true that people are much more likely to wait on "society" to give them a reason to live now. I mean, most people who stay married don't ask themselves whether society is trending towards divorce, they concentrate on their own relationship. If you regard it as inevitable that you'll take on the prevailing values, you may be right, but if you don't regard it as inevitable, and take the view that your job is to keep your own home secure, which is the traditional view, then you may well succeed. I could imagine having a daughter, but as it would with a son, I imagine it will involve really careful work. Parenting should, though.

>>84691412
>>84691448
you take them out when you eat and are even supposed to when you drink (Lean is terrible for your fucking teeth as well)

Wayne has probably spent 100k on dental work beyond getting decorative grills to wear over his "real" fake teeth that look like a normal humans

talks about it in his music a bit

>>84691616
>getting the gift of free food is bad
Oh okay.

>>84691525
what

I was thinking about small pieces of food stuck between the cracks and crevices of the thing. The actual grill itself isn't nasty, it's the fact that he never takes it out

>>84691670
women cant even cook better than men lol

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>>84691537
>they aren't smart so that means you can't ever talk about the earth being flat,
very subtle

>>84691646
Just let that person not have kids, bro.

>>84691405
>Why in the world would a man not be allowed to know whether or not a woman is bearing his child?

Because France never stopped being Catholic. Divorce consequently remained illegal or difficult, which means that adultery is an accepted fact of life. It's better for the cohesion of such a society if nobody starts asking whose kids are whose.

>>84691766
How pathetic.

>>84691766
>Because there are no contested hearing, no depositions, no cross-examination, there is less rhetoric about rabbit trials (i.e., cheating, addiction, mental health problems).

Goddamn that sounds awful. I mean for fuck sake, cheating typically is one of the big reasons you want a divorce from a person.

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>>84689500

>>84691459
Might want to have that sore nerve checked out.

>>84691882
I'd say that it's no more or less pathetic than the fact that in America there are TV shows that regularly stage paternity test result shock-reveals in front of live studio audiences. Shows in which the guy being tested participates enthusiastically, even though he knows he fathered the kid; shows in which the woman demanding the test knows that the guy's line of defence will be "all our neighbors know you're a slampig from way back, so it could be anyone's". The French approach has a lot to commend it, particularly as the man is presumed to be the more active adulterer, no more or less deceived than deceiving.

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Is Izzy canonically a TERF?

>>84688007
This is why women on Twitch are so popular. lol

is there any actual women who can respond to these next few questions please

what do you think about this board?
what do you think about this thread?
what movies don't you understand?

>>84692145
Fag alert

>>84691937
Well this is the point, it's less likely to be a determining factor in a culture where the historic difficulty of divorce means that couples expect less fidelity - both are free to seek pleasure outside of the marriage in order to make the marriage as an economic/social arrangement more bearable.

>>84692145
It's awful
It's awful
All of them

>>84692145
>caring what a girl thinks of this shithole.
dont you fucks have sisters? goddamn.

Another great thing about France is that the women tend to be a lot more frank and harder to flatter with feminist bullshit, possibly because women didn't actually have the vote in France until the Nazis occupied it and gave it to them in the forties. They haven't forgotten all the pre-suffrage means for women to exert social and interpersonal influence, so there's less credulousness.

>>84692367
Lawl. France is over dude. Your writings about are a year too late.

>>84691081
Are you actually creating a backstory for this shit comic?

>>84688007
somebody needs to post this on /r9k/ to trigger virgins
unless you're already taken this from /r9k/ faggot

>>84688819
Why would you make fun of the people who come to your table? The whole reason you're there is for people to come and express interest in you

>>84692645
Nobody wants ugly ppl who put no effort into presenting themselves nicely hanging around them

>>84692735
speak for yourself, you shallow loser

>>84692793
The entire world is shallow faggot

>>84688007
I am literally a beta-orbiter. How do I end it bros?

>>84692645
Because you have enough lucidity to know that you're wasting your life, but not enough talent to escape.

>>84689603
So basically he's a beta orbiter, but is in it for the long haul.

>>84692400
France has a long history of black people nobody wants to look at, they either assimilate or suffer. France spins a nice line of PC bullshit because Germany is constitutionally emasculated and they have to get along together, but the burkha is illegal in France, and France knows that its core values are white Enlightenment ones.

>>84692992
Like all real beta orbiters.

>>84690479
He's agreeing with you dumbass. He's saying our problems today are 1st world problems. We still have them.

>>84692896
become a trap

>>84692145

Haha idk
It's kinda funny
Master and Commander

>>84691537
This but unironically.

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>be a low tier furfag artist at a con last year
>finally had enough funds and shit to set up my own little booth, feeling pretty good
>actually selling some shit, make enough to cover my travel expenses
>suddenly this awkward fat guy with a racoon tail approaches me, starts making small talk
>try to be a nice guy because hey, theres enough dicks in this community as it is
>he keeps leering at me, hovering around my table, not even buying anything
>give him an occasional smile as I look back down at my sketchpad, trying to politely let him know that i'm done with this conversation
>"If.. if you need like a model or anything, I can totally do that hahahaa"
>"I'll keep that in mind, man, thanks. Hope you have a great day!"
>he's still there
>continues standing there, pretending to look at my shit for literally 30-40 minutes
I got off lucky, all things considered. Some higher tier guys can't even go a shit or take a break in the headless room without a small flock of sweaty neckbeards on thier tails.

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>>84690095

>>84693611
You deserved it

>>84693611
I hope you die soon

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>>84690342

>talking down to others when he would rather be born in a literal third world shithole just to have a girl given to him because he cant get one himself.

>>84691598
You can say that all you like but if you ever want to feel like the coolest person in the room, go to cons.

>>84693920
>>84694051
I don't think he's all that bad, he's just tryna hussle using his kink. Can't blame a man for doing that.

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>>84689500
>I'd rather one of them try to rape me.

Thank you for telling me everything I need to know about women.

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>>84689700
Honestly a painful death with my peers in Pompeii doesn't seem so bad

>>84690299
That's something all women do.

Like pretending to be into a hobby just to get close to you, while knowing nothing about it.

>>84690766
>An Alpha male will take the betas under his wing, and while demanding dominance, will still treat them like brothers.

>Women will go out of their way to get the beta killed.

>>84689580
Looks like we've got us a wise guy, uh? Scram kid

Fuck off /v/ermin

>>84689500

Tits or GTFO. Why did you even come here? Are you a cunt orbiter?

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she got dem tig 'ol biddies I'll hover in her orbit all day and fap in my mind to dem tiddies

>>84692528
It's canon. The author runs a side series on Slipshine where beardfag nails pinkbitch as the orbiters watch through a window and cry.

>>84688725

Are you saying there is a horde of fat nerdy women who will orbit handsome men at these conventions?

>>84689924
Overcoming what though? You'll never be a charismatic leader if you weren't born one. You can earn money and get a status and some chicks will start orbiting you because of that, but it has nothing to do with love, it's just women who want your shit.

>>84691330
He's also dating the little girl

>>84689648
If you were born in a different time you'd probably be poor, illiterate, and spend most of your time working and what little time you weren't working being bored as shit before eventually dying from a disease

>>84691233

some of the characters are kind of interesting, conceptually at least

>>84690243
Nigger if you were living in literally any time other than now, you wouldn't be able to download foreign kino with subtitles one day after it's released in foreign kinotopia. You have more freedom now to create your own "culture space" than ever before

>>84691460
>There expectation isn't there in the former example because no one in their right mind would view a lesbian as a potential mate
Most beta orbiters aren't in their right mind.

"You want I should run him off?"

That's soooo Arizonan!

>>84689500
you would rather be forced down and raped than be stalked?
you must be some larp'ing faggot or some ugly ass chick to think like this.

>>84689613
lol do people actually think what he said is witty?
i dont get this.

>>84695343
No. The closest example is japanese fujoshi, but you've no hope getting any there.

>video game based webcomics are the biggest cancer even before reddit

>>84694613
oh fuck me.
do you know who that is or have her instagram?
i wanna draw her now

>>84696528
No, the biggest cancer was a malignant growth weighing 8.7lbs that was removed from a woman in Argentina.

>>84695350
Yeah sure. It's just one of the biggest themes in all human culture but of course it doesn't exist

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>>84689495

>>84696382

nice reference, bro!

>>84691598
This
Nerd culture has gotten so big with normies that theres "cool" nerds now

Why is that beard guy so fucking angry though?

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>>84688007
>People think that comic is bad
You ain't seen nothing yet

>>84696753
why does that child's wink last dozens of seconds?

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>>84688007
More like omega, but still.
Slater was good in it.

>>84689648
>dude wrong generation lmao
I wish you had been born 100 years ago and died of typhoid in a trench.

>>84696913
>newborns fought in the first world war.

>>84688747
I wouldn't call him an orbiter. Beta yes, but he dropped her once she rejected his sexual advances.

>>84695350
Yeah man people are just born out the womb quipping and melting girls panties off at 0 years old

Fucking retard

>>84696958
the last episode brought us closer to a type 1 civilization, lad

>>84696939
Real badasd niggaz did

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>>84689495
>dat strawman

>>84692108
is izzy, dare I say it, /ourgal/?

>>84692645
>>84691598
Social pecking orders form in all groups. She'd rather the people at her booth were all charismatic, attractive alpha males with lots of money to throw at her.

>>84696939

He could've been talking about the Spanish Civil War.

>>84696991
What? What the fuck did 13 Reasons Why have to do energy harnessing?

>>84689648
wish we could turn back time to le good old days amirite xd

>>84689737
Wait, you actually think unrestrained MALE hypergamy is one of the myriad problems with modern relationships?

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>>84688007
>TFW you know someone who actively gets booths and craves this attention
she was kinda cool 5 years ago, drew comics occasionally and was a regular on forums so she was 'locally successful'

then she lost a little bit of weight, went from a 4/10 to a 6/10, suddenly gained groupies then pretty much cast aside anyone who wasnt stroking her ego
(expecting people to buy her stuff constantly and getting shitty when denied, wanting praise for every brainfart she posts on facebook, making plans and cancelling with her group of friends because groupies wanted to meet up etc etc)

she's in her 30s now and its getting kinda sad...

>>84695576
that´s all true but I still believe I would be happier

>>84689648
Bro, for the entirety of human history a significantly lower percentage of males successfully reproduce compared to females. The "modern" ratio of ~40% is, historically speaking, actually pretty fucking good.

>>84697099
those didn´t involve trench warfare

>>84689495
I don´t get it
too deep for me

>>84696753
Is that supposed to be ironic? It is right? It can be hard to tell with current SJW consent rhetoric.

>>84690214
>>84690471
As if chicks back then didn't fuck sir Chad like crazy just to say later that their hymen was ripped by horse riding or hard work. If anything this time is the best time ever for betas. Bunch of choice, massive amount of pussy in clubs. Couldn't ask for more.

>>84697203

I'm sure there were some trenches here and there.

>>84688007
Any romantic comedy made in the last decade or so is going to feature at least one "beta orbiter" archetype. There's a very good chance that it will be the primary male love interest and that he will paradoxically succeed despite what is, in reality, a terrible approach.

>>84694705
>Women will go out of their way to get the beta killed.
Not true, betas are essential for society

>>84696753
The wife seems like she has a lot of love for her husband.

>>84696753
Is she supposed to be autistic

>>84696753
Why does his wife look like she's recovering from a rape?

>>84697289
Betas are essential, but individual woman still detest them. Now that marriage is a convenience that can be ended at will and the state is willing to force beta financial support, there's no reason for women to put up with betas. Hence shit like MGTOW gaining popularity.

Of course, without access to faithful life partners to form family units, men are left with no real reason to try to excel in society, so you get record numbers of men opting out of the rat race.

>>84696753
>I'm not in the mood
Do you guys think it's a boundary that can be broken by husband in marriage? Or should he go "oh k" like the dude did?

>>84697226
I don't think it's SJW, this comic just goes for incredibly lame & safe humor.

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Any movies about intolerant cis white males?

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>>84697226
>>84697361

>>84697359
If your relationship is at the point where your loved one is literally spurning even the most innocuous forms of physical affection, then no, there's nothing that can be done to save it.

The occasional head-ache getting in the way of coitus is unavoidable, but if it's a habit and the rejecting partner isn't discussing the why with you, then the relationship is probably doomed.

Give-and-take is necessary for a successful relationship. As soon as one party decides to unilaterally stop giving, it's over.

>>84697168
Kinda spooky how easily you can drift through life being a woman while getting the full package of social approval, money and communication.

>>84697359
It's more about how it's strange that it's assumed she loves him but doesn't even want a hug from the supposed love of her life and father of her child, also

>ladies love it
yea when it's you that does it ya bald beta fuck

>>84697414
>it's an important learned response for helping people avoid stuff that's bad for them- unfortunately, some people hate for irrational reasons
>it depends on ambient light levels- that's why it's generally only visible around dusk or dawn
>nobody knows for certain- I believe that there is nothing else, but your grandparents believe you go heaven or hell based on whether you were a good person or not
None of those are particularly hard questions.

>>84697356
>there's no reason for women to put up with betas.
I wouldn't agree with that
Betas are highly susceptible to manipulation, have 0 pussy outside the house, very loyal to a 6 they're married to and are desperate enough to take her after a youth cruise of football teams smashing her pussy in their loving arms. Sometimes even with Chad's kid.
They make perfect husbands. Also, it's not that every girl can get an alpha to herself.

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>>84697400

>>84697400
this hurts my fucking brain

>>84697505
>ladies love it when you completely give up the initiative and follow their orders
Imagine learning this little about opposite sex by his age

>UGH These people are attracted to me I'm so offended
>Can't they at least be 8/10s?

>>84697508
uh the moon is bright enough at any phase but new to be viewed during the day. It doesn't always appear at night because of its orbit. Full always rises at roughly dusk and dawn, other stages have some amount during the day

>>84697400
I don't follow him, I'm straight, I like women, but I don't like women with penises, while he's gay and he likes men with vaginas

Look at me typing all that shit

>>84697535
Why stay married to someone that repulses you physically/sexually if you can just marry him, pop out a couple kids that may or may not be his, and then divorce him and let the state force him to finance you?

Sure some women put up with it, but it's becoming less common and more and more men are opting out of the rat race.
>it's not that every girl can get an alpha to herself.
Women are significantly more likely than men to be okay with sharing. Actual polygamy probably won't be a thing in our lifetimes, but it's already extremely common in casual dating for women to know their man has others.

>>84697650
The average person cannot spot the moon in the middle of the day with the naked eye.

Best thread on this board for a long time.

Wish I could go back to when cons weren't filled with popular good looking people. These things really seem to have turned into popularity contests.

>>84688788
Yes, the comics author failed to deliver on the punchlines's potential. Simply having the bearded guy in amongst the nu-male crowd in the last panel would have worked

>>84697908
Traditional gaming cons are still majority unattractive, socially awkward men. You get a smattering of female board and card gamers, but the miniatures, especially historicals? Sperg-city.

>>84689500
>I'd rather one of them try to rape me
I'm not even going to say tits or gtfo. I'm sure you are a woman.

Do these small time artists who draw nothing but shitty webcomics actually have people hang around their desks at cons?

>>84698107
They're even worse to be honest, I think the fewer women there are at these events the more entitled and special the ones who are there feel.

>>84697908
vaginiggers ruined everything, as usual
when I look at con photos from the early 00s it brings a tear to my eyes. everyone was clearly there to copy anime tapes, not be seen. just nothing but unbridled passion

>>84698194
Social media has to have had a big hand in this. People gagging for attention all day every day. I swear they only go to cons because it's what all the other popular people who get lots of attention do.

>>84689355
>that picture
The best beta filter on this board.

>>84690452
nobody wants to listen but god dammit I want to talk

>>84696522
I don't think witty is the right word but I know what he means about the buffy/firefly speak

>>84688007
Nobody in this entire thread said Shaun of the Dead? Really?

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>>84697828
Either weak bait or you're one blind fucking idiot.

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>>84688007

>it's a unattractive online comic "artist" is annoyed that other creators get more fans then them at conventions so has to make up some fantasy world where they are all losers anyway

Reminds me of that blue bear/online comic guy who drew a comic of him at a convention being popular and having a line up to see him, but then an anon posted a picture of his actual booth and he was sitting alone looking fat and balding.

>>84690707
Or rather just wait until the inevitable descruction of the species. If a beta doesn't push the red button, he will surely be the one celebrating it

>>84691288
Most get it done in Spain. It means though men are not obligated to financially support a child if they don't want

>>84697359
I think the narcissistic self congratulations over basic respect showcases the author as someone with little emotional intelligence

>>84697674
What's the point of dating a man of you cant play with his dick?

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>>84698223
pretty much this.. i wasn't a massive con person but back in the early 00's i went to a few here and there and it was great, just fans being fans, could chat with local artists, buy decent merch, play some games here and there. Went to one about a year ago with a friend and it was just full of instagram models vying for attention in one way or another.. was fucking sad (but the sexless minions still played right into their hands)
>hang on, im gonna set up a twister mat over here and see if i can get other generic cat girls in short skirts to play. here's my patreon details by the way teehee

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>>84689500

>>84688878
>>84689603
both are so in the wrong here. Beta orbiter is obviously in the wrong and a creep. I suppose some of the can't help themself, some of them are to autistic to care, and some don't give a fuck.

Beard guy is just as cringy tho, if not even worse, and i've had plenty of irl experience with him. Beard guy in this senario is either:

>1.Random guy that threatens with violence to impress the girl (eg just as much a beta as orbiter)
>2.Friend of her that's a normie and probably gets a few girls himself, but he's also kinda friendzoned by her and he have this weird need to "protect" her because he's kinda in love with her and gets angry by seeing her go home with guys every week

with option 1 i remember recently i was picking up a girl and spilled her drink, so this random guy comes up to the group and forces me to apologise to the girl, lukcily she took care of it (quote;"go the fuck away loser") because he'd probably kick my ass or humilate me.

option 2 i've run in to so, so many times , hell maybe i've been the guy myself with some of my girl friends (it's hard just being friends with girls). Anyway they might be normies, but they can orbit just as hard as the "betas" and be annoyingly clingy with their "Muh protection my friend" whiteknight bullshit, like just go away loser.


thank you diary

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>>84688007
>dresses like that
>is amazed when dudes come to oggle her
fucking dumb people, i madew this edit jsut to spite her, go nuts

>>84699670
Thats the stuff.
2D cartoon boobs. The only real reason i watch anime.

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>>84697414
>that panel where it becomes clear that the line is his NOSE, not an eye

>>84697085
And they say we shouldn't put women in burkas.

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>>84697626
>>84697674

>dude it's totally straight sex because I'm putting my penis in a vagina, I'm not gay at all!

>>84691602
Nigs smell like shit anyway, so how can you tell?

>>84699772
when you're straight you like the opposite gender without any of your gender's attributes, its simple

>>84699811
But both genders have some of the other's attributes.

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>>84699670
Q•U•A•L•I•T•Y

>>84697508
What an awful father. My parents would either tell me, or make me read a book to figure it out. They thought it would be a good way to teach me to appreciate learning.

>>84699811
"Gender" only exists as a linguistic attribute for words. It was was first applied to people psudeoscientifically in the 1920s. It is still psudeoscience, used to justify the gaslighting and mutilation of the gentile majority, in order to reduce our population.

>>84699879
this ain't wrong.

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Fuck women

>>84689500
this makes you sound like you want the D so much you would give consent

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>>84690637
>Doctor Glasgow
>>84690771
>>84690872

i did some research is this her?

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>>84700377

this also came up in the hardcore google search i did, only other girl that came up that looks like a dyke....

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>>84700410

i think this is her...

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>>84700410

>>84695343

yes, they just aim higher and crash harder

just ask shatner

>>84699372

What the hell con was that?
I go to at least three a year and have never encountered that.