SIR!!! YOUR POPCORN, SIR!!! YOU FORGOT YOUR POPCORN!!!!
NOOOOOO
DON'T RUN THE THEATER COPS MAY SHOT YOU BY MISTAKE
>>84684484
Why the fuck does this retarded shit make me laugh so hard.
>>84684517
Thanks Robert :)
................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>84684624
LOOKS LIKE MY TIME TO SHINE BITCHES
Can I get some crab legs in my popcorn sir nigger?
>>84684517
ROBERT WATCH OUT
I took the liberty of cutting a hole in the bottom for you sir. I figured we have the same dick length so I used mine as a template.
I miss those threads with people designing intricate theater layouts.
https://soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex
Back from the movie so soon sir?
I wined and dined your wife while you were out, now she's all worn out and about to hit the hay.
I was just about to tuck her in sir!
As you know, my services cost $399.99 for the night, is there anything...else...I can interest you in?
>>84684817
>that anvil sound @ 1:20
>>84684675
heres my ticket.
>>84684854
Don't forget my penis inspection Robert.
>>84684854
why am I married to lea mich- you know what, I'm not going to question it. thanks for pleasuring my wife, robert.
>>84684484
>>84684517
>please be careful Robert you might slip on the floor , why would you risk you future basketball career over my meager visage
>>84684484
>be me
>19 year old female
>trying to pay for my ticket for "L'Arrivée du train en gare de la Ciotat" remake with my bf
>suddenly sense a shift in the vibe of the kinoplex lobby
>look toward the entrance even though I already know who (or should I say what) I would see
>see the virgin in his cargo shorts, New Balance shoes, and fingerless gloves
>pull my bf's arm so he could look also catch cashier's attention
>they both start shake their head and decide to see what happens instead of immediately calling security
>he's pretending to look for someone
>we all start turning red trying to keep our laughter in
>the people in our line don't even mind cause they're watching the show too
>after like 5 minutes of just standing there and looking around he shakes his head while pretending to look at the time
>security came and arrested him just as he was gonna buy tickets
Jesus these people are a shame. How can you spend all that time being a virgin? Why would you ruin everyone else's day with your virginity?
>>84687093
>L'Arrivée du train en gare de la Ciotat
I never really liked horror movies myself.
>>84684730
Robert there's no bottom or popcorn in here
>>84684854
POST THE SOURCE FOR THE PIC OF THAT GIRL
>>84684484
RELAX TYRONE YOU EXCITABLE GROID
.............................
..........................................
I like to think of Robert as being exactly like that concierge from John Wick. I tell people about the meme and use a voice just like it when I pretend to be Robert and they seem confused but I think they enjoy it.
>o-oh Robert, I see you've met someone...
>>84684484
So I'm taking my wife, her bull, and their (our we say) son. What would be a good family movie to see that's out now? Since they found out DeShaun wasn't just a family friend they charge us twice as much and I have to go through the penis/butt (in my country) inspection. Our falcon died recently so something cheerful sounds best
>>84684484
What's the newfag obsession with this gay looking nigger anyway?
>>84689530
hello newturd
>>84689530
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave
>>84684817
>Anon, I wish I had more time to explain but I really don't, please return home, quick! The fire rises!
>>84684517
Be careful Robert, the floor has a banana peel which can cause you to slip!
>>84689088
>the wifes face
You just know
>>84689201
That's not my wife.
>>84689201
Based Robert knows race mixing is wrong.
>>84690713
you on the left
>>84684854
non-canon Robert
He has a lovely girlfriend on which he would never cheat
>>84684817
I don't know why but this sounds exactly like my dreams. Like it has exactly the same quality than my dreams.
>>84684588
>Nice going bitch, Robert ran all this for your popcorn and you spill it all like some goddamn retard.
>>84684588
too overly choreographed
>>84691731
there's a youtube vid somewhere dedicated to this girl faking her falls
>>84684484
"Thanks robert"
>>84688838
her name is lea michele. an interesting choice to use for the pic
>>84684854
I would let Robert fuck my wife, he looks like a nice guy.
Why is that the normies found about Harold's real identity, but /tv/ has yet to find robert's real identity?
>>84684484
GET AWAY FROM ME NIGGER
>>84693149
Thanks
Hey, Robert! I apologize for my autistic son here (>>84693266). He just started middle school and is at that age where he tries very hard to impress older peers and is struggling to fit in. Calls everything he hates or disagrees with reddit even though he browses it in incognito, God bless him. If you can place him in the kinodaycare for a couple of hours that would be great, I'll even pay a $560 tip for your troubles along with the usual crab leg hotdog and some nachos. Just be extra careful though, cause he does not take kindly to individuals that resemble my wife's boyfriend.
>>84693520
>kinodaycare
What films are the kiddos shown?
>>84689112
DUDE I DO THE SAME THING
>>84684670
NANI!!?!?
>>84684854
Is dat mummyfu??
>>84684817
>enter Kinoplex
>it ain't me starts playing
i love this thread
please bring me more memes
>>84684588
that's a quality fake fall
NO! ROBERT!
>>84695685
FUCKING /pol/ I NEEDED ROBERT TO KEEP MY WIFE HAPPY
NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? PLEASURE HER MYSELF?
>>84684670
>delivering concessions at this speed...it's impossible!
>>84695685
Who the fuck keeps designating these cineplex shooters? They got no integrity anymore!
>>84690467
me on the right
>>84693785
Sam Raime's Director's cut of Spider-Man
>get my crag legs
>walk away
>i hear robert yelling
>"HEY CRACKER!"
>runs toward me
>"here, you forgot your crab leg cracker"
>>84684817
>explosion
>everyone starts clapping
>"refugees welcome"
>>84695831
Robert isn't racist, he's a pure soul.
>>84695860
I will buy it and frame it.
>>84695860
>tfw would pay just to support robert
An honest hard working man deserves a little something every once in a while.
>>84690794
I wanna see them both get blacked 2b honest
>>84695874
Was thinking the same, desu
It's nearly my wife's birthday, so ...
>>84690467
>>84684854
the robert cinematic universe was the worst thing to happen.
>>84684854
>take the girlfriend
>leave the popcorn
Is Robert reaching CIA levels?
>>84684484
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this forced meme?
>>84689530
Go back to /pol/
S-STOP RIGHT THERE!
>>84693785
Splice.
>>84690805
it's nothin personnel mate, just business, she understands
Are there actually cinema with "no singles" policies?
>>84696082
No but the penis inspection is real
>>84695860
>that's actually how much it costs
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/worker-behind-concession-counter-at-movie-theater-royalty-free-image/78722550
wew
Hey, have you guys seen my dad anywhere?
>>84695860
>that'll be $574.99 plus tip
>>84684817
>https://soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex
Isnt there another one of these with the steve buscemi voiceover?
>>84696665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBx-vydxfKU
Oh i found it.
>>84684817
This is Fine Art
>>84684484
FUCKING GAMESTOP!
>>84696082
Yes, in 17 states.
>>84696079
my sides
>>84684588
Any idea how long it takes to dig up that much, bitch?
>virgin alarm goes off
>>84691852
well? name? link? anything?
>>84698879
How do you remain undetected now? It used to be easy before they installed the new improved sensors.
>>84698975
My mom works at the sperm bank, I get her to steal samples from the most normie looking guys that come in and have her slather me in before going out. That's usually enough to fool the pheromone detectors
>>84684817
pretty great, though it seems the cinema got no mandatory penis inspection
>>84699022
And here I thought the old just be yourself trick would work, but I got busted pretty much immediately upon entry. One of them even joked about it as he was hitting my legs with his baton and helping himself to my XL popcorn
>haha you actually thought that shit was gonna work haha
I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR THE COLD POPCORN SIR!!!
>>84696627
Robert, give me the GEP gun.
I am new to this board and have no idea what is going on.
>>84684817
A modern art masterpiece
Lennon would be proud to see Revolution #9 has been topped
>>84699647
JUST SHUT UP AND WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE
AND WHERE'S YOUR PARTNER?
NO
SINGLES
POLICY
ENFORCED
>>84684517
NO ROBERT!!!! THE BANANA PEEL LOOK OUT
>>84684670
Hayai!!
>>84699830
okaaay, sounds good, my +1 is arriving
>>84684517
>all these people afraid he'll slip
Its almost right in line with his left foot, so at that speed / length of stride he'll run right over it. Come on, even I know that
So why is he called robert?
>>84684817
Holy fucking kek
sir, you cant litter here
>>84699963
Don't you have a name, you stupid faggot?
>>84699963
That's the name provided to him by the theater to protect his true identity.
>>84699963
Why you're called mark ass trick ? Cause you a mark ass trick and he's Robert, got that whyteboi ?
>>84700016
Greatest twist in kino history
>>84700028
So it's not even some cool meme like hes a Robotic ticket seller called robo-bert who enforces the rules of the kinoplex?
I expected more from the people who brought me designated spree shooters, theater falcons and strictly enforced no singles policy.
I never go into these threads because this meme is too advqnced for me. But they always give the creeps desu
>>84684817
wow
>>84700016
ROBERT!!!!! :D
>>84700016
it was all a tweest!
>>84700174
>they always give the creeps
Why? Reddit is down the hall to the left.
>>84684817
Is there anything similar to this?
This was great audio kino
>>84700174
>>>/reddit/
>>84684588
EXPELLIARMUS!
>>84684484
>"Huh? I didn't order any popcorn, Robert."
>"This one is on the house anon!"
>"No Robert, no more popcorn. No more crab legs."
>"But it's fresh, I made sure!"
>"I don't need food, not for where I'm going."
>"But...it's buttered just the way you like it"
>"This isn't about the popcorn, is it Robert?"
>Robert looks down, resigned
>"No...I guess not..."
>"I'm sorry, Robert."
>"There must be something we can do!"
>"Thank you Robert, but you've already done all you can. Please, old friend, sign me out of the Kinoplex...One last time."
>>84689530
please don't use such coarse language, sir
>>84684484
>there will never be series based on this meme , that goes for 10 seasons with 3 full length movies and a spinoff about the popcorn mines
>why did I even bother to get out of bed ?
>>84684588
>white people
>>84684817
how can other boards compete?
>>84703050
The popcorn mines are totally unfilmable. There's just no way to properly convey the horror.
>>84700155
it's Rob-a-nigga
>>84695898
at the same time
>>84684817
how did he slip by the penis inspection?
>>84701766
Please respond
>>84703521
yes
>>84699963
it's on his nametag you fucking casual
>>84684817
>it ain't me starts playing
fuck this board
>>84684484
reminder that Robert died of cancer a long time ago, thanks for remembering him in such a fond manner his family would be very happy.
Your autism is worse than ever, Jason.
Wew
>>84696697
I can't even tell what words tehy are sa sysa saying impasse strada
Uh, what's going on in here? You're not seriously spending money on falcon socks and crab legs when you could be spending that on a copy of Fallout 4™, right?
>>84689530
>>>pol
>>84690794
>You will never get in Lane
>>84690794
moot has really fallen in some hard times
>>84703709
>if I keep calling others autistic maybe I won't be called so myself for my obnoxious Jason shitposting!
Here's your large popcorn, that'll be $15,99 plus tip.
>>84703742
>>>/v/
>>>/pol/
>>>/reddit/
>>84703851
>15 dollars for a large popcorn
Is this a meme or americlaps actually pay this much?
>>84703982
>this much?
What are you, poor?
>>84703982
it's a meme you dip
>>84695860
>>84696166
it says $575CAD for me... does getty images use a 1:1 exchange rate on their prices?
>all these fucking newfags ITT
must be friday
>>84703996
I'm not poor exactly because I don't waste my money
>>84700155
>why people hate reddit
>>84684817
very nice
>>84688761
Did I mismeasure sir
>>84698918
Nope
Nope
And nope
>>84684817
>it ain't me starts playing
kek
>>84702324
Quit shilling your homesite, retard
>>84702802
Laputan machine.
>>84695860
>600€
>when the exchange rate says 575$ = 504€
Why is Getty so racist against Euros?
>>84704733
Robert doit bouffer, hein.
>>84704779
But why at the expense of us Euros? I don't mind contributing, but the world should do it in equal share, or this shit is unfair.
>>84704733
dollars are such a joke
>>84704825
They are, but people think of our Euros as even less trustworthy sadly.
Euros are usually a safe bet, what with the Germans being autistic about the inflation threshold, but it screws over every country in the Union.
>>84684517
No Robert stop!
>>84698879
NOT TODAY MALL COP
REEEEE
>>84684817
10/10
>>84684817
>it aint me
>>84684817
Solid gold
>>84689201
But Robert..... I thought you were gay for me.....
>>84684517
ROOOOOB!!!!!
t h i c c
>>84684484
Hey Robert, got any good movies to recommend a Kamen Rider like me?
>>84705534
Robert, no! I payed $575 for your getty portrait, not for the extra large bucket!
>>84684484
>tfw work at a kinotorium and gonna be slaving away at the popcorn mines for 5 hours today while 100's of normies flock to see the latest capeshit
>go to kinoplex
>place is clearly struggling so the employees have decided to merge the popcorn mines with the manlet pit
>there's still popcorn ore all along the walls higher than 6 feet
>manlets can't reach that high so they bring in the Twizzler Ladders™
>can't climb the ladders because they are candy, who on earth designed these
>entire pit is full of twisted broken buttery bodies
jesus christ
>>84706887
>>can't climb the ladders because they are candy, who on earth designed these
>>84684484
>forgetting your 15 dollar bucket of popcorn
>>84684624
>>84684670
>SUP NIGGAS, IT'S THE SUPER ROBERT KINO SUPER SHOW!
>>84684484
>>84684484
looks like popcorn back on the menu sir
>>84684484
this meme is wierd
>>84689201
based Robert.
>>84693520
Kek
>>84684817
autistic city 17
>>84703982
Meme, in the USA a large bucket of popcorn is usually somewhere between $5 and $10.
>>84703982
No, it's generally small is 1.99, medium (basically small and a half) is 2.99, and the gallon tub (with free refills) is 7.99.
Congratulations, anon, you finally got a girlfriend!
>when you catch Robert off-guard in his true form
>>84708757
Robert's a T-1000? Why hasn't he killed me yet?
As I approached the Kinoplex it hit me, like the hot flush that overwhelms from head to toe when your mother opens your bedroom door to introduce you to her new 'friend', I was anxious. But the allure and excitement of the latest kino was enough for me to take a deep breath, tuck my hands in my pockets and tilt my head forward as I paced on ahead.
I made it to the first checkpoint, the penis inspection booth. This threw me off guard, since my last visit the inspection was checkpoint three. The security guard told me not to remain calm, staring me deep in the eye as he unbuckled my belt, my hands holding the guard rail either side. He adjusted his monocle, and hunched down to begin inspection. I'm not particularly tall so I'd already been categorised into the reserved Manley seats.
"Congratulations anon" the security guard grunted at me
"E-excuse y-you?" I stuttered
"You've maintained excellent penis hygiene. Immaculate condition if I do say so myself"
"Thanks, you too" this gave me a surprising boost in confidence and overwhelming relief that I remembered to shower this week.
"We'll be upgrading you to the VIP section, Manlet area of course sir" he continued to mutter.
"Here is your VIP pass, your coupon for a small bucket of crab legs, and a discount card to upgrade your falcon. You'll be served by Robert today, I believe you and your wife have met him?"
I went bright red in the face, and the anxiety hit me harder, I clutched on to my backpack. The security guard could see I was panicked, his hand hovering over the dedicated shooter alarm.
"Sir? Are you okay?"
I had left my Falcon at home.
>>84684817
high quality
>>84708803
nice
>>84708920
Nice writing.
>>84708920
>his penis test is only based on hygiene
Where the fuck do you go? Sounds like a cakewalk.
>>84684920
>that anvil sound
it's the fucking popcorn mines you fucking asshead
>>84684517
NO ROBERT STOP
>>84708920
10/10
So I've heard that germany has something even more sophisticated then "kinos" they apparently call it "spiel film". Why is america so far behind when it comes to kinos?
>They let HIM into the kinoma?
How do you respond?
>>84709777
I'd inform them that my falcon is a her and is completely free of avian flu, thank you very much
>>84709817
>he has a female falcon
that's a surefire sign of homosexuality desu
>>84709777
>snap a photo of the two of them
>look at it
>say, "ooooh, that's perfect"
>stroke the screen
>"gonna print this out for the wall of fame"
>giggle very softly
>stroke nipples
>stare at them
>>84709817
>He hasn't upgraded his falcon with the invisibility perk.
How did you get past checkpoint 7?
>>84690467
why are his arms white?
>>84684817
lost it at the popcorn mine explosions
>>84709887
>>84709991
I'm gay so they let us pass by 7 through 9 and go straight to the Appreciation Room where the staff applauded my lifestyle
>>84690467
Remember: no memes
>>84696082
Imagine denying customers service.
>anvil memes are dead
I prefered that other timeline.
>>84684817
>Refugees welcome
>>84684817
>>84706887
>twisted broken buttery bodies
Pure pottery
>>84708757
I am a skin of evil, left here by a race of Titans, who believed if they rid themselves of me, they would free the bonds of destructiveness, sir.
remind me about what's going on in the current timeline
>>84707443
Welcome...
>>84710619
wow fuckin racist
>>84684817
>terrorist explodes
>screaming followed by applause and cheering
>theater ball pit at the local kinotèque is out of order again
What the fuck am I supposed to do during the boring parts of the movie then?
>>84684817
this is modern art
>>84696054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlk1gZr_wSQ
>>84709666
Check'd Satan
>>84689088
Uhhhh, sir I...I umm, I don't know how to do this...can someone please help me out with this?!
>DO YOU LIKE IT FAST
https://youtu.be/CN0iF6sC4zw
>>84690467
Robert I'm to your right!!
Ey, anon! Dis fuckin' guy! Hehe. Here's your popcorn, ya prick. Heh, just kiddin'. You're welcome to try da gabagool anytime. And word to the wise: don't wear those khaki cargo shorts if you're trying to pass da virginity test. Oof, not gonna say nothin' but I can smell your virginity better than my momma's shpagool. Anyway, see ya later, anon.
>>84709505
>chiropractor
>knowing anything about backs or posture
>>84684817
Modern art
>>84684817
>walk into kinoplex
>it ain't me starts playing
Based
I managed to control my autism long enough to pass the penis inspection guard. With my VIP ticket in hand I was escorted through the Kinoplex. A long brick walled corridor with Refn inspired neon lighting paved the way. In the distance I could hear the cries of the manlet pit, deep in the popcorn mines. I was told to ignore it.
We trudged up steps toward the VIP lounge. I was swearing profusely, if Robert was to find out I had forgotten my falcon I'd surely be put to work in the mines again and my kino membership probably revoked. This was the least of my worries, for the guard had stopped me once again.
"Please confirm which cinematic universe you're part of", if I was to pick wrong, I'd be in queerer parts than the singles nights held on a weekly basis.
I confirmed my universe to the guard, and he nodded before slowly opening the doors for me. The echoes of 'It ain't me' bounced off the walls. There I saw him, Robert, he was a good friend. Waiting for me with a bucket of crab legs, his smile warmed the Cuckles of my heart, yet I was still extremely anxious. My face flushed, and a musky scent coming from my armpits, I tried tucking my hoodie in them to dampen and disguise the sweat, it didn't work.
Robert greeted me. He reminded me that it's not singles night, I told him my wife would be meeting me and was running late.
"Ah, your wife is a lovely lady, very trustworthy, does as she's told, she's always happy when I leave her" he said.
"Before I allow you entry, may I inspect your falcon?"
I almost fainted from the panick attack inside, my face brighter than molten steel.
"You do have your falcon don't you?" A look of inquisitive disappointment took over him. I came clean with him and told the truth.
"Sir, you should've said so sooner. Under any other circumstances I wouldn't have allowed you entrance, but I like you. You may borrow mine"
>>84684854
$399.99 for the night*
*spoiler
>>84712034
>being in debt with robert
you poor dumb fuck.
He's going to make you repay ten thousand times over
>>84703742
Video games will never be art
Kino will never not be art
deal with it toddlet
>>84684817
When it aint me started playing i knew this was gun be good
>>84684817
>have what it takes to work in the crab industry?
Can someone please explain this meme to me
>>84696082
Yup, I've been kicked out twice cus of it
>>84713606
Shut up and laugh faggot
>>84713622
The key is to buy 2 tickets and take your sister's coat with you to the theater. Say she's in the bathroom and will meet up with you. This will work like 75% of the time.
Don't do it with fuller theaters though. What you're doing will become obvious when people have to sit closer to you. This is why I wait at least 3 weeks after release to see my kinos.
>>84710068
That's how serial killers look.
>>84695860
You're like a little baby.
Watch this.
how do you pay 10 dollars for aircorn covered in movie theater butter sauce product and forget to grab it
>>84684817
it's so fucking dense
>>84684817
absolutely wonderful.
graphic novel when???
>>84704209
You lead a poor life if you constantly deny yourself things because you're too much of a jew to pay it. I can afford to buy things and not worry that it would make me poor. This is exactly why we call you yuropoors. Even with money you have to be careful with how you spend it.
>>84703982
NO you faggot, it's $14.99
>>84684817
if this was you good job dude
>>84711383
why'd you post this
>>84714296
good goy
This fucking thread... Bless.
>>84684817
inglude me in l'epic sgreengrap xDD
..You aren't Jewish, are you, Anon?
>>84684817
>your mother walks into your room while you are listening to this
>you have one minute to explain what the fuck is this
what do you say?
>>84714948
Thats clearly a soviet uniform Robert.
>>84714948
>it's a meme maker doesn't take an extra second to make sure the proportions in his work are correct episode
>>84715035
>>84714948
W-what are those popcorn made of, Robert?
>>84714948
>popcorn is made of jews
perfect
>Go to Kinoplex
>"Alright buddy, take out your cock! You cant get through this security without a thorough penis inspection!"
>tfw two penises
>Show only one
>"Umm sir, your OTHER penis please!??"
How did she know?
This is why I torrent movies now
>>84714997
There's a running joke that has become pretty elaborate about etiquette and situations at the movie theater. Somebody put the effort into taking the jokes and making a recording that simulates what it would be like going to the theater if all of the gags were real.
Not hard. It's a big inside joke.
>>84687093
> Be 19 year old female
> Not a virgin
Excuse me, ma'am, but you're in the wrong seat. The Fucking Whore section is in front.
We have also taken the liberty of replacing your popcorn with shaved roast beef on a stick.
Please do not try and leave the section, as it is guarded by Internet White Knights.
On your armrest we have left a list of potential topics that you may argue loudly about during the movie. Don't worry about the rest of the theatre. We include a warning about entitled cunts in the upcoming attractions.
Enjoy the film, bitch.
>>84689530
go back to T_D
>>84705534
nice
>>84715890
>19 year old female living in a western country in a non-rural community
>virgin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What year do you think this is gramps?
>>84715793
https://soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex
>>84684517
ROBERT WATCH OUT!
>>84684817
This is some disney imagineer shit, I feel like I'm riding a little cart through a /tv/ haunted house. Magnificent
>>84717938
That's actually pretty hot.
Shit, I think I'm gay now.
>>84717938
>>84717987
kys fag
>>84717987
Watching a male fuck a female is not gay anon
>>84684517
MY POPCORN
>>84718067
But he's not female, anon
>>84684817
fucking kek
>>84717938
>>84718067
What is the sauce for this disgusting shit I'll never watch?
>>84718067
Sauce?
>Did Robert do the thing with his tongue?
>>84718135
Yes she is, get glasses.
>>84718222
Traps are not woman, anon
And you are a faggot for fapping to them
>>84718222
Templar Assassin?
>>84684817
>refugees welcome
>>84718222
My fucking dick
>>84715452
Middle right isn't looking smug enough.
Middle left is matching the part the best.
Far right is the only hot one.
Left Union Jack flair tells anyone all they need to know.
>>84717938
>>84718067
A friend of mine wants to know the sauce
>>84718246
Yes they are
>>84718222
I want to suck that twink's dick
>>84718524
>he didn't refute being a faggot
No, they have male genitalia which makes them not women and upholds you being a faggot
>>84718524
You best provide sauce you nigger
>>84718246
>you are a faggot
Tell me something I don't know
>>84718565
You should really stop posting, you're making yourself look like a retard for saying that someone is gay for masturbating to straight pornography.
>mfw the designated shooter starts crying and runs out the theater
Don't ever go to the dollar flickoplex boys
>>84684517
fpbp
>>84718642
Nothing about what you posted is in anyway straight, you are a confused individual who should seek psychiatric therapy
>>84718642
This isn't a trap btw. Just a cross dressing cuteboy
>>84718669
Sure bro, whatever makes you sleep at night, stay delusional.
>>84718833
Give fucking sauce
>>84718833
Lel, this was written
>>84684817
>it aint me literally starts playing
>sides immidiately out of orbit
wew lad wew
>>84718652
BROWN BRICKS
>>84718128
you monster
>>84684817
ART
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T
>>84684484
>tfw slow day at plex
>tfw penis inspection
>tfw limp penis is shriveled into me cuz nervous
>tfw they insist to put the camera on it so it comes up on the big screens and theater screens
>tfw they register my testicles to have a tour of the popcorn mines
>tfw it was a trap to lure me into the popcorn mines...
>then where are my testicles???
To be continued...
NOT GAY BUT WHATS THE SAUCE
>>84719460
Broccolibutts on Tumblr and pornhub
>>84684561
Ikr.. every time.
>>84719460
it's right here you doublenigger >>84718880