do you ever get so sucked into a tv series or movie that you

Yes.
In the dullest sort of way

it took me a while to figure out why she looked less attractive after each flick after chamber of secrets, but the answer is: no bangs

I genuinely wish I lived in the Dune universe, but not Lynch's Dune, the book version

>>84683357
No but I wish I got sucked by Emma Watson.

Thats why you watch a few tragedies inbetween to make the real world not seem as bad.

>>84683357
"No!"

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>>84683357
entertainment was suppose to be a nice extra back when the world wasn't so shit. real life had ups and downs but overall it was okay. Now entertainment is a drug for escapism, its where we seek out the purpose and belonging globalism has deprived us of. And they know this too, it's why they have us on a tight schedule: always a new tv show, or cape shit or game or book or porn video to look forward to, around the clock. Until all we ]know is how to consume and critic, but not how to create.

It's not that enticing anymore once you think about how much it would suck to actually be around all the dangerous shit that happens, and also consider the fact that you'd be an insignificant background character and not anyone important to the plot.

>>84683357
Many of the posters over at /mlp/ genuinely wish to go to the pony kingdom after they die.

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>ywn go to a comfy magical school

>>84683472
Jesus christ why? If you're not at least a minor house its eternal serfdom in a science fiction universe with renaissance level technology.
Or maybe you luck out and live during leto II's reign which was designed to be so oppressivly boring and confining that it would create a psychic rejection of the prospect of "just settling down." or do you want to get your planet glassed by honored maters?

>>84683357
Wished I was apart of Harry Potter world last time I watched the movies and read the books. I genuinely got depressed and thought what the hell is wrong with me. Also Cowboy Bebop does the same thing to me. Especially all the videos on youtube dissecting the shows philosophy. You're gonna carry that weight.

>>84683728
If I go to any comfy magic school its going to have cute anime girls.

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>>84683941
Well, there ya go.

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>>84683357
>loved EEnE as a kid
>had no friends
>had a dream I was at the Cul-de-Sac
>I had friends
>I was happy
>woke up

I wanted to be a student at hogwarts so bad growing up. They play off Hermione saying "We'll get killed, or worse, expelled!" but I agree with her.

>be a kid
>have boring life
>get told you can do fucking magic
>just being able to go to magic school means you already have the capability to do magic
>fuck around and get thrown out
>can't do magic outside of school
>can't be a part of the magical community basically until you're 17
>be way behind other witches/wizards
>have no connection to magic world

I would have killed myself if I were expelled.

>>84683357
Only with Star Trek universe. Wouldn't even have to be serving on a galaxy class ship, or anything grandiose. I would be happy on some tiny subspace relay station in the middle of nothingness.

>>84683856
I live in the desert IRL already. I want to be a fremen

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>>84683357
I wouldn't be part of pic related which is part of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises! Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

I have an imaginery world where i'm a pirate captain in one piece world.

>>84684247
gay?

>>84684247
>dude fuck fantasy and imagination and shit

>>84684033
Jesus that really is sad

>>84683643
* critique

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>>84683357
Sure. Who hasn't felt that at least once?

>>84684247
Came here for this

>>84683697
It would be perfect actually. Spectator without having to get involved but still having the option literally change the plot.

>>84683470

huh

pedos really are the backbone of /tv/

Harry Potter is the best escapist movie series period. There is nothing like having seen those movies when you were growing up.

yeah, like the one you posted

>>84683357
watching too many BLACKED videos makes me wish I was black.

>>84685312
books were better

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>tfw no hobbit hole
>tfw no hobbit friends to go to the Green Dragon with
>tfw no share the load bff
>tfw no fireworks wizard
>tfw no rich uncle Bilbo
>tfw no rosie cotton gf

>>84686162
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"

>>84683986
Das it mang

>>84683357
David Cronenberg's CRASH!!!FACT!!!

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Don't know about you guys but I'd rather be transported to a world that followed 80s action movie logic. I'd rather be some alpha mother fucker who can take on loads of bad guys using guns that hold more ammo than they do in real life and shit explodes everywhere.

>>84683470

foreheads are gross tbqh

>>84683357
My wife doesn't let me watch Harry Potter's 3 through 7 because she can physically see me fall in love with Hermione, and apprently I'm very distant for about a week after viewing.

It's probably for the best.

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When I was a teenager I used to pray that I'd be reincarnated into the Naruto world

Yes I'm autistic

>>84683728
God-tier. 4-7 are best Hermoine

>>84686325
Hobbiton is one of the comfiest places in fiction

>>84686409
Why did seeing anime girls make you start talking like a black person?

>>84683357
God I just want to go balls deep in that face

>>84687094
Lurk moar newfag

>>84683357
>do you ever get so sucked
Yes. Don't even need to read the rest of the post.

>>84687118
Why did seeing my post make you start talking like a retard?

>>84686956
>you'll never be bros with Jiraiya
>he'll never teach you how to be as great as him

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>>84686932
Hermione is cute but she has more of a sister vibe to me.

>>84687094
Wouldn't that be closer to sounding mexican tho?

>>84687364
Whatever it is it's stupid, like >>84687118.

>>84687159
Fuck off reddit

>>84687118
>>84687426
Wow, you are a fucking idiot.

>>84686325
>you weren't and never will be the guy that was nutting in rosie's cotton every day while Sam was away

>>84685119
They're the only ones that have ever given a fuck about her before the reddit invasion.

>>84687555
>liking Emma is reddit now
Fuck this board and fuck Donald Trump. I'm not leaving BTW.

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i'm still waiting on my letter from Hogwarts and i am nearly 25...
i have written letters to JK Rowling before but i don't know if she has gotten them

>>84687533
Rude! Lewd!

>>84687679
>now
It always has been. From pure reddit pedobait to pure reddit(also a bit of tumblr) hagbait

I have been obsessed with the Neverending Story, Zelda, Harry Potter, and Escaflowne as a kid. I'm dying to play Breath of the Wild but I was more excited when everyone thought you could choose a race to play, I wanted to be a Garo.

>>84686325
At least LOTRO has an awesome rendition of Middle Earth, that's what got me to read the books. It wouldn't have been the same if I just had to refer to the map every other page. I really need to visualize things and the game helps to memorize where and what everything looks like.

>>84684101
She is Akko without autism.

>>84683357
Steven Universe, and I'm far-right.

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>>84683728
Man she's so pretty here. Like some girls who look like this make me want to die

>>84683357
>In a sad sort of way
Absolutely. No joke...... Supernatural. I wish my younger brother and I could be as tight as Sam and Dean are. I was the worst fucker to my brother growing up. Now, I want to make amends, do shit, have fun, etc etc but he's getting married in a month to a no fun allowed succubus.

I fucked up.

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>>84683357
Yup.

>>84689265
don't dwell on the past anon, just do what you can going forward

>>84683728
Literally looks like a trap here. But that's cool, man. That's cool.

>>84683643

I was kinda with you until you said globalism. How absolutely delusional do you have to be to coaim globalism is the problem when nationalism is currently destroying human civilization in favour of elitist, primitive tribalism?

>>84693838 cake tube eon nest

>>84693838
>nationalism is currently destroying human civilization
get fucked

>>84683643
>((((((they))))))

>>84686325
kekked and felt

>>84684317
Thats comfy my man

What are you doing mostly?

The Last Airbender. Must suck to be a non-bender though

>>84685312
this

>>84684247
Say the thing,anon

I'm a hardcore fan with Game of Thrones, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming. I would be in Westeros where I would often train with Jon on the Wall and help Lord Jeor Mormont with the day to day operations. But one day as I was talking to Samwell, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. He immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave him a confused look and he continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" He then laughed and said "Because we've been watching you, you daft fool!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. He then said, "I talked with Lord Jeor Mormont and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for a post on the wall., you just have to do...one thing". He then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave him some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" He then said "The Lord Commander said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." He laughed again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get one of those gun things you have in your world. A nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and he gave me a giant bearhug, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>>84698174
>lucid dreaming
I'm so damn jealous of you people. How god damn unfair is it that some of us can barely make out what we dream and it's like the opacity is 90% and just a huge blur and one is not even necessarily viewing the dream from first person, it's too abstract to expalin that, yet some of you get to periodically live in these alternate worlds where you can control the outcome. I'm so so jealous.

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>>84698219

I started trying to do it with a mobile app and it was really helpful. I didn't stick with it long enough for anything lucid but as someone who normally never remembers my dreams, just by keeping a dream diary I started remembering a few every night. It was pretty amazing.

>>84683470

She should really consider bringing them back but they might be too Hermione for her.

>>84684247
preach it!

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I give a lot to be this guy.

Or better yet - have his abilities right here right now. I guess the appeal is that he's not over the top Superman kind of hero, but rather has practical and grounded in reality abilities.

>>84698261
richard dawkins looking really young here. good for him

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>>84698474

>>84683643
You have absolutely no idea what globalism is. Either kill yourself or go read a fucking book, you dumb nigger.

>you will never get sucked off into a tv series or movie

>>84686932
lol. It's funny when women get jealous like that

>>84699024
especially when there's nothing to be jealous of.

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>>84698588
>>84699083
This is what puts me off skinny girls
Her ass is almost flat.

>>84700272
>that ass
>flat
are you trying to be funny? here's your (you), now fuck off

>>84700272
>Black guy likes fat chicks
Color me surprised.

>>84684360
Hello Summer

>>84700332
there is no need to white knight and/or lower your standards on the internet.

>>84698965
>>you will never get sucked off

>>84700437
would you at least try to make some sense?

>>84698174
Top kek, pic related. Also consider even if you did kill yourself and were transported to a fantasy land, chances are it wouldn't be the fictitious world of George RR "The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing" Martin

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>>84701292
>>84698174

forgot pic

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>>84700332
>'almost flat' now = flat
>whiteknighting her this hard
low test detected
>>84700359
I'm as white as Emma fagit
>>84700488
He says not to go for mediocre asses just cos your a pedo-poster

>Finish tv series / book series
>Want to see something very similar to it
>Nothing exists that is very similar

REEEEEEEEE

>>84683643
wow she is actually ugly as fuck

>>84686325
>tfw no share the load bff
I mean, you can have that in real life, it's called a gay lover

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>>84688000
>you can see her mustache

>>84688559
>Neverending Story
I feel this so hard. I remember being a kid and when I was feeling bored I would look out my window and imagine seeing Falcor far off in the sky flying towards me to come pick me up and take me away with him, and I'd go running outside and pretend I hopped on his back and was flying across the world.
It was fucking lit.

>>84692822
Not even a trap honestly, just a drag queen

>>84686956
>I used to pray
Damn right you're autistic.

>>84683470
to me, it's because she grew up.
loli hermione was cute, and you're right, mostly because of the bangs

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>>84702302
here's a picture

>>84702359
yeah she was hot

>>84683357
no, because i'm not brain damaged

>>84693838
This is what EU shills actually believe

>>84683470
Last film to have bangs was PoA, correct?

Attack on Titan
Only after I've seen it I realized that all I've ever wanted was to join the Survey Corps and die for humanity.

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>>84702359
Feminism ruins everything

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>>84698417
The games turned him into more of an action hero. He has trouble dealing with a simple ghouls in the books and is far less talkative except when he goes on philosophical rants and sulks about his broken leg.

>>84683472
Why? And what part of it? There's such an enormous spectrum of experiences there that it's impossible to guess which one you're after
>Death by gom jabar
>Death by knife fight
>Death by tooth gas
>Death by sandworm
>Death by life water
>Death by regular water
>Death by harkonen Hunter seeker
>Death by harkonen hunting party
>Death by deathstill
>Death by honored matre snu-snu
>Death by Leto II squishing
>Death by stoner burner
>Death by robots
>Death by zealots
Many of these are pretty sucky. So again, why Dune?

>>84702705
Same with metro 2033.

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>>84698417
>grounded in reality
>shooting fire from your hands, creating magical forcefields, mind control and telekinetic blasts

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anything hong kong/china/taiwan and sometimes japan. I just wanna work a comfy minimum wage job cooking in a small cafe, live in a small room, smoke 30 cigs a day, ride a scooter and on my free time watch films on an old tube tv and hang around the familiar neighborhood with my buddies just wasting time.

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>>84683643
>When the world wasn't so shit
Fucking WHEN you fucking idiot. Jesus christ. The 50s when Korea was fucked? The 60s when Vietnam was fucked? The 70s with all the banana republics fucking up? The 80s with Afghanistan and that crap? The 90s Gulf War? Shut the fuck up. Where we are now is the result of progress, of capitalism. Do you honestly think the United States would be in the mess it is right now if corporations and big businesses paid their employees decent wages instead of reaping the profits for themselves?
>They have the right to make as much as they want
Absolutely. But at what point does capitalism trump nationalism? Don't answer that, we already passed that long ago. Now we're having trucks that drive themselves, automated kiosks, etfuckingcetera. Not because of globalism, but because of the bottom line: profits and progress.

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>tfw no replicant gf

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>>84702944
Checked, and jesus FUCK I know this feeling all too well. Some nice Japanese coastal town or something. Going fishing on the weekends with friends, bullshitting about women and this and that. Settling with a kid down the line.

I'm not gonna let a good thread die you niggers

>>84686325
>correctly proportioned women just scaled down to three feet tall

Imagine how massive your dick would seem to them

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The ALIEN universe minus actually being attacked by xenomorphs. Something about doing menial labor seems totally worth it if you get to do it drifting through space. The mutual misery of the crew that only strengthens your bond with each other combined with retro future look of everything sounds like heaven.

>>84704096
>Something about doing menial labor seems totally worth it if you get to do it drifting through space
literally truck driving

>>84703000
the game Shenmue made me so sad that I'd never be a teenager in a japanese coastal town chatting with locals and hanging out with cute girls in the park

>>84702888
Those are exaggerated for gameplay purposes.
Even there they dodn't look that powerful.

>>84683357

You described pedocrats. They compare real life to Harry Potter. Sad really

>>84704136
Closer to working on a ship. Truckers usually drive solo but are always kind of in or near civilization, even if it's just gas stations, diners, and highway USA. Blue water freighers will have a small crew and can be separated from civilization for weeks while on transit.

>>84683357
All the time desu, product of living unfulfilling sad life

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I always wanted to live in kame house, during original Dragonball

>>84704491
If the Z fighters could fuck off and not bring so much bad shit to earth, that would be a great universe to live in. With enough focus you can fly and do power attacks. And there's dinosaurs and shit. That's pretty neato.

>>84704395
I don't think they cruise the country and see beautiful places like truckers do though

>>84703000
>minimum wage foreigner
>having sex with a Japanese woman
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha