What if Elan Sleazebaggano is Snoke?

What if?

>>84683164
>>84683583
look at this dude, bumping his own thread

>>84683164
>>84683583
>>84683641
look at this dude, bumping his own thread

Look at Elan Sleazebaggano.

LOOK AT HIM

>>84683583
>>84683641
>>84683669
>>84683910
>>84684148
Wow look at this fucking thread tho

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>character named Sleazebaggano
>was a sleazebag

>>84683164
>Obi wan tells him to do rethink his life
>he becomes a bad guy
BRAVO LUCAS

>>84684348
Yes, but he should have went with the name "Badguyano."

>>84683164

That's real? And he has a card?

>>84684665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV0Kt_SkaoI

Experience the saga of Elan Sleazebaggano.

Look.

Look look look look. My man. My man.

Hey.

>>84684712
>"he rethinks his life once again"
He hit his head hard causing the Snoke scars and than thought about intergalactic domination thus becoming Snoke

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>>84683164
>sci-fi universe completely separate from ours
>literally wearing 21st century earth clothes

>>84687524
Such is life as a Sleazebaggano.

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Think again.

>>84687653
Shit, what if Padme did survive? We never saw her corpse.

>>84687800
Yes we did you mong there was a funeral scene in 3

>>84687936
Like I said. We never saw HER corpse.

>>84684712

Wait, this wasn't a stupid funny video, but a real fan synopsis? The EU had a place for him?

I may have to rethink visiting this Taiwanese metal working website anymore.

>>84687983
Literally every character from the films received some development in the EU. Some more than others. Crix Madine is a pretty notable example.

LISTEN

>>84687951
Did you just assume Padme's gender, you filthy bigot?

>>84690390
.............................................................The entire point of the post was that I did the opposite of that.

>>84683164
DEEPEST LORE

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>>84690390
Yes, she's a girl.

>>84691080
Garfield is male. He has a girlfriend, Arlene.

>>84691102
what?

>>84691080
>that dominatrix outfit
explain

>>84691280
Garfield is male. He has a girlfriend, Arlene.

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>>84683164
>not catching that leak about Snoke's identity last month

>>84691536
But Garfield is gay.
Just not on a physical level.

>>84691080
proof?

>>84691657
I agree.

>>84687653
Damn, Toyfare magazine? The one and only issue I ever bought was during the Phantom Menace release. I was all about those shitty toys.

>sleazebaggano

Jesus Christ, Lucas.

>>84683164
What the FUCK kind of name is Elan?

>>84693348
I don't know what the fuck Lucas was thinking. Seriously, Elan? Come on.

SEE

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>>84683164
Fun fact the actress that played the woman in red appears in the same scene

Bravo George

>>84693189
>so George what do we call this character that plays Darth Tyranus
>Count Dookie
>........
>I was kidding he he

>>84693996
Yuck.

>>84694133
>Maul
>Sidious
>Tyranus
>Plageuis (the wise)
>Bane
>Vader

It's ridiculous. All the Darths are just slightly modified evil sounding words. Sometimes not even that.

Side note, there's also a Star Wars character named Savage Opress.

Savage Opress.