The Kinoplex is back open boys. What are you having?

>>84682891
Thanks Rob- wait a second...

One big popcorn, no chard for me

>>84682891
small milksteak please. hold the cucumbers.

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Hello, I've heard you're screening Apocalypse Now here. I'd like the 3-day Kinexperience, it's a pretty big movie, isn't it ?

>>84683299
Yes, it is big.

>>84682891
I'll have two scoops over vanilla chip ice cream in a waffle cone, please.

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"When.. was the funeral?"

>>84683003
>>84683176
>>84683219
>>84683299
>>84683963
>>84683999
>>84684547
Sorry. we only serve guests with a Kino Score of 250 and above. Your Kino Scores are 44. Please exit the building before I call security.

>>84682891
What happened to Robert?

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>>84682891
>penis inspection line
No thanks

>>84684616
He was last seen boarding an aircraft with friends

>>84684616
CLEANING THIS THEATER....WITH NO CO-WORKERS

>>84684616
His mass wasn't sufficient enough.

>>84682891
Friends.

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>>84682891

Crash? CRASH? You're gonna crash this plane? You're gonna fucking crash this plane with no survivors? Why? WHY? Because I caught you? You caught me! You caught ME! You came to MY aircraft! You came to ME! I got you a flightplan, I brought you Dr. Pavel, you STARTED THE FUCKING FIRE! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You called it in, you both fucking called it in! It was MY PRIZE! FREE FUCKING PRIZE! It just shows up at my fuckin' aircraft! What am I supposed to do? "We have the masked man. Come on, fly us! No one will know. Come on, FLY US!" Oh, *master plans*, *wreckage brothers*. It doesn't matter! BIG GUYS! FOR YOU! You don't give a fuck, you'll just crash anything, you'll just crash anything! Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! I let you aboard, I was a good guy, I'm a good agent! And you just fucking caught me! What? Now, you're gonna crash my plane? You're gonna crash my plane? Why? Why? 'Cause you caught me? What the fuck-FUCK-FUCK, I'M IN FUCKING CHARGE HERE!

>>84682891
Do you know how much butter Robert would give me?

>>84684616
He died doing what he loved.

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>Go to Kinoplex
>"Alright buddy, take out your cock! You cant get through this security without a thorough penis inspection!"
>tfw two penises
>Show only one
>"Umm sir, your OTHER penis please!??"

How did she know?

This is why I torrent movies now

>>84685754
They were not his friends

>>84683299
For you.

>>84682891
I wonder after like say a decade, this guy will still be the poster boy for /tv/

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>>84688481
>tfw they bring up your porno records before your allowed to enter a theater if females have already bought a ticket for that same theater now.

>>84684616
He didn't fly so good.

>>84688223
What's the reference?
Don't say Batman.

>>84689658
Star Wars: The Clone Wars

>>84689752
anon pls

>>84689798
Knock knock

>>84689923
who's there

>>84690006
Star Wars: The Clone Wars

>>84690351
Star Wars: The Clone Wars who

i'll take Persian art house for 800 Alex

>>84682891
I wont have to go to the popcorn mines again, R-Right big guy?

I'll have the stay on my airplane steak please

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>>84682891
Umm... j-just a large cup of butter... umm and a large Coke...
$89.99 for everything? Alright I understand I get the privilege of getting to pay double for being single and that I get a free penis inspection.
>tfw bring butter from home

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>>84685754
>not being a beta faggot and being alone, therefore staying on the aircraft
>my feelings when

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>>84682891
Only when the butter has filled the popcorn bucket, then do you have my permission to die.

>>84682891
Can I get a boneless popcorn?

>>84689658
Knock Knock with Kino Reeves

>>84692146
>die
>not dine