Can anybody recommend me the best nature documentary. Like the ones with epic animal fighting and shit. Like khoyaniskastsi but in the wild. Preferably no narrator. Pic related what I'm looking for
did he died?
>>84680975
Hope so, wild hogs are the niggers of wildlife.
>>84680975
There's a longer video with sound on YT.
>>84680820
Sigh....
Monster bug wars and Animal face off are the two animal fight "documentaries." that i know of.
>>84680820
Disney really outdid themselves with the Jungle Cruise remodeling.
>>84680820
>epic animal fighting and shit
>epic... and shit
I got nothing for you faggot op.
>>84681273
Epic was around long before redditors began using it, faggot
>>84681165
Something more kino. The animal fighting doesn't have to be the main focus
People luring the poor pig close to the crocodile... What the fuck?
That wasn't even nature taking place, it was human intervention.
>>84681051
why?
I've probably watched Microcosmos more than any of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEva0pT9ndg
>>84681536
>Outing yourself
Does it bother anyone else how fucking retarded animals are? it was right there in front of it's face for so long and it still got itself killed
>>84681675
this nigga gets it
>>84681675
yup thats what makes it fucked up
>>84680975
No, he's fine.
>>84680820
>pigs are smart
>>84681693
They destroy everything they come in contact with and breed faster than they can be killed, just like niggers.
>>84681729
Thanks anon this is what I'm looking for.
>>84681791
Get better reading comprehension
>>84682046
The snail bit is cool but just a small portion of the whole thing. It's incredible how good the footage is especially considering it's over two decades old
>>84682017
>>84681864
It might have been the level of trust it had with humans. A false sense of security.
>>84680975
gators gotta eat too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc
>>84682639
gators a fucking shit
>>84682404
are you retarded?
>i trust these humans so much that i will waltz over to the alligator i dont trust and stick my head into the water right in front of it
>>84682404
>Wild hog
>Trust with humans
Lol no.
>>84682570
lol
>>84682737
Wow an Apex Lion caught a baby croc.
That sure is a fair fight.
>>84680820
>best nature documentary
>epic animal fighting and shit
>in the wild
>no narrator
That's a fucking tall order, OP. Also, >>>/an/
>>84681864
If hogs were smart we'd be the ones living in cages and getting turned into tasty strips of smoked meat.
>>84683695
What kind of fish was that? Didn't look like a shark
>>84682570
is this from a movie?
>>84683695
what kinda fucking fish gobbles up a shark ?
>>84683864
>>84683975
>>84684045
it's a Goliath grouper
>>84684153
whats happening here does the birds bite cause autism
based bunny fucks up a snake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MHUlVIJy94
>>84684045
You know that saying "there's always a bigger fish"?
>>84681675
This desu. I bet they got spooked when it tore the hog's leg up, tho.
>>84684214
Probably bit its head off or pecked its skull open.
>>84683695
there's always a bigger fish
>>84681051
>>84682017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsFXhGoDnW0
Take peace in knowing someone is actively trying to destroy one race of niggers. Now we just need to work on the other(s).
>>84684166
thanks anon you saved me a few hours of fish googling
>>84682017
They taste delicious, though.
>>84683864
Jewfish (seriously)
>>84682774
Are you mentally inept?
>I'm starving and the humans are throwing free food, all there is nearby is a log in the water so I'm good, but just in case.
>that webm of the zebra being caught by the crocodile
>rips its belly open, its organs hang out
>the zebra feels the pain and recognizes the organs as the source
>kicks and forces them away with its legs
>it doesn't understand it fucked itself over by removing its own organs
Fug, poor zebra.
>>84684551
>>84684551
Oy vey the Jewfish stole muh fish
>>84683915
I think it's in a film called 'Population Zero'. I can't be sure though, I saw it a while ago. I can't say if the image is from that originally, either.
>>84682737
>Can't tell the difference between an alligator and a caiman
>Posts on /tv
Your Nobel prize is in the mail.
>>84685861
>>84680820
I hope whatever walking sack of SHIT baited that poor piggo into death suffers and dies horribly, preferably of something painful and humiliating such as cancer of the asshole.
RIP In Peace sweet piggo.
>>84686472
large reptiles need to eat
ever have a porkchop? Hypocrite.
>>84686585
I only eat meat I kill myself.I'm a cannibal :3
>>84684551
>>84685861
Say this from time to time here, you idiots have problems.
Idiots like you seem to see and think about Jews non-stop, beyond most actively practicing Jews I know.
Dog shits in your yard? Bet you think Jews
Stuck in traffic? Let me guess, Juden?
History doesn't support your worldviews? Know the answer.
Before you call my attack Jewish, let me admit I am. Doesn't make me wrong though.
You'd probably love BBC's "The Hunt" OP
Its similar to Planet Earth, even narrated by Attenborough, but mostly focused on predators as the name implies
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5167198/
>>84686872
You have a mental illness.
>>84684153
poor snek
>>84680820
That's what that pig gets for living up to the stereotype.
>>84686472
Wild hogs are pests that should be destroyed.
>>84680820
lol stupid dogs
>>84680820
>that fucking retard who ends up getting the pig eaten desperately trying to rationalize it to everyone else who is now pissed at him for ruining their boating trip with the screams of a pig dying
>SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT! IT WAS GOONA HAPPEN SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT
What a faggot
>>84687371
liberal pussy detected.
It got away anyways you fucking faggot
>>84687416
>false flagging this hard
You're not fooling anyone.
>>84682737
those are some big balls
>>84681864
It's eyesight isn't as good as ours and it doesn't know wtf a crocodile is. it probably just looked like a log or something.
>>84680820
>>84687590
You're trying too hard, shillboi
>>84687630
So it's a fucking stupid animal
>>84684153
>bird vs snake
>>84681675
humans are part of nature you faggot
>>84680820
no piggu nooo
>>84681864
pigs have really bad eyesight
really really bad. its smell and sound that they excel at.
t. pig hunter
>>84682737
thats like a full grown croc eating a leopard kitten
who gives a shit about an adult killing a baby croc?
>>84681675
shut the fuck up. who cares if its human intervention?
>>84686872
>>84686449
My friend almost died spear fishing a grouper, he didn't wanna lose the spear gun so he held onto a rock underwater for 5 minutes, on a stormy night with crashing waves. He got out and gave the fish to his friend, who stole the glory and got a picture in the town newspaper.
>You'll never ever be that cool that you let someone else take your prize that you almost died for
>>84684392
>The one pig who got it down on his neck
>>84687553
hunts are anything but fair
the whole point of nature is one animal using its advantages to make it all the shittier for the other animal
where do you retards get this notion that nature is all about being fair?
>>84687826
god what a fucking nightmarish bird its like something out of a carpenter movie
>>84687826
>plato will call this a man
>>84687816
18+site, kiddo
>>84687889
why does it rotate instead of dropping? i dont understand the purpose
>>84687661
Yes, ignorant posters like you are rather dumb.
>>84687671
That's actually really cool.
kek @ all the boar orbitters itt
you faggots know the boar isnt going to fuck you right?
>>84683695
theres always a bigger fish...
>>84688033
Maybe so they can't lift it up.
>>84683693
>fair fight
>in nature
Holy shit how sheltered are you?
>>84688406
Speaking of bigger fish
>>84686872
op BTFO !!
>>84682737
Must've been hungry as fuck
>>84688497
Jesus man, can't they just kill it before sawing it in half? That's fucking brutal.
>>84688497
fuck me... what are they mexicans or something?
that cut of meat doesnt even look real
>>84688497
He's a big guy.
>>84688605
>>84688605
America lost to these
>>84687671
Badass lure
>>84688605
The raptors still around, messing everybody up
>>84688605
>>84688690
god I love how stupid emus look all the time
>>84688620
>why don't chinks act like humans?
>>84687851
brazilian vs brazilian
>>84688287
Fucking tree hugging faggot
>>84680820
Savage Man/Savage Beast
>Wildlife hunting
>Man eaten by a lion
>Nigger tribe fucking holes in the ground to "populate the earth with wildlife"
Mondo Cane kino
>>84687826
Kek, it's like when you're trying to get your kid to take a bath but they don't want to so they're running around the house naked.
>>84688620
>>84688649
>>84688941
It's okay, fish don't feel pain.
>>84689722
Neither do you, it's all in your head.
>>84687631
this guy gets it
>>84689867
>film crew throws rocks at the tree beneath the sloth to attract the predator
everytime
>>84688620
>>84688941
chinks think the more pain an animal feels while its dying the better the meat will taste its why they go out of their way to torture things as they kill them
>>84689867
What did that Koala ever do to that puma?
>>84689971
Such stupid myths that they continue to follow.
>>84689867
>tfw
>>84682570
pige
>>84687889
liberals probably think the pigs should be able to sue the trap makers
>>84681864
Because you already fucking know what a crocodile is and how he looks in the watter you flaming fucking faggot I fucking mad
>>84684392
nomatter what everyone thinks, that's fucking amazing reaction time.
>>84687938
>I understood this
kek
>>84681675
hi pleddit!
hellstrom chronicle
sort of
>>84687889
Haha imagine executing one of the boar mothers and just leave it there to lie lifeless in front of all those baby boar haha badass
>>84691791
theyd just eat it without a second thought
>>84680820
watch "baraka" and "samsara", baraka is the better one but samsara is still mesmarising
>>84694348
>Rocky montage music starts playing
>>84689971
wot, its literally the oppisite.
>cows in korea are given beer mixed with their food
>their meat taste sweet because the cows are off their heads and happy
>>84691791
Haha ya /b/ro, it would be EPIC FOR THE WIN
I miss Wild Discovery.
>>84694483
Yea they still have to have them be tender and docile from a life of laziness, but when they are dying, its is believe they have to flush all the adrenaline into their bloodstream to give the meat that final nice kick.
>>84694348
>tfw they tread on you
>>84682737
how do you even eat a gator? seems like a big pain in the ass
>>84694911
jaguars have some of the strongest jaws of felines so it's no biggie for them
>>84687671
>still goes after it after first bite
animals are dumb lol
>>84694693
Wow
>>84686872
the jewish neurotic persecution complex strikes again, it is as if every jew knows it deep inside their marrows that one day they will get what's coming to them
>>84694348
coke, not even once.
>>84680820
>nobody posted nigga lion snatching baby
>>84686872
are the jews behind every post now? is anything safe?
>>84694937
Ok, but that is a leopard.
>>84695273
it certainly is not
the filename is either trolling or mistaken
watch BBC Planet Earth 2, it's fucking great
and then you will see and hear (from mr attenborough himself) that it's a jaguar
if you don't have time and want immediate proof:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3955208/Purrfect-catch-Viewers-stunned-jaguar-hunts-caiman-river-latest-thrilling-installment-David-Attenborough-s-Planet-Earth-II.html
>>84694348
Was it autism?
>>84695354
he was remembering a cringey moment in his past
>>84694504
snibeti snab :-DDD
>>84686872
>"Oy gervalt! Vy do zey persecute me so?!"
>>84687826
How nice. Someone built Adalia an obstacle course.
>>84687826
I have birds and normally when they have no feathers it means they have severe emotional problems and are trying to kill themselves but this bird looks pretty loved why does it have no feathers?
>>84695379
>never been to Texas
Stop being so sheltered.
>>84691185
Anyone whos not an underage undereducated american understood this.
>>84681864
Now imagine what you'd be doing if you were foraging for food and hadn't been watching wildlife documentaries all your life and thus know what a croc or alligator looks like in the water. Unless the movement caught your eye it would just look like another log in a dirty river unless it was too late.
There's a reason they were worshipped as goddamn gods and it sure wasn't because humans were never BTFO by them.
>>84687889
>the one that gets away and sprints away behind the trees
Poor thing will have a worse end than those caught, starving to death all alone.
>>84684245
>that kid commentary
>>84688605MEEP MEEP
>>84694348
lol haha what a retard
>>84696566
>>84687894
>where do you retards get this notion that nature is all about being fair?
Nobody said that. The reason hunts have to be fair is that
1. It's not as fun
2. If you just go around mowing animals down with machine guns and gas there'll be none left in the future
3. It's not as rewarding
>>84680820
God damn, animals are fucking stupid
>>84696755
Same reason white trash film themselves doing drugs, stealing or fucking their sister.
They're retards.
>>84684153
SHRIKED
>>84696755
>>84696783
>MUH DOG
You're like a little baby, watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvlM55btSss
Dogs are killed en masse in every big city. That's normal.
>>84680820
your pic related is not a documentary since they interacted with the animals
>epic
>and shit
are you even old enough to post here?
>>84680820
>what im looking for
>some faggit baiting a pig to his death
>documentary
fuck off with your le epick animal fights
>>84684551
>googled it
>go to wiki page
>its actually cited as a Jewfish
>hermaphrodite
>protected species
>>84694693
Did it die?
>>84696994
a mere flesh wound
>>84696850
It isn't filmed as it's done to each dog, which is the weird part we're calling out you mouth-breathing troglodyte. Learn how to process the meaning of what you read.
>>84689867
honestly they should show that webm to kids on how to accept death
i can almost see that sloth reach peace
>>84695368
>>84696912
Those weren't cats.
>>84694348
>nerve gas
everytime
>>84683695
For anyone asking that was a Goliath Grouper. They are fucking gigantic.
>They may reach extremely large sizes, growing to lengths up to 2.5 m (8.2 ft) and can weigh as much as 360 kg (790 lb). The world record for a hook-and-line-captured specimen is 308.44 kg (680.0 lb), caught off Fernandina Beach, Florida, in 1961.
>>84696686
>the emu can manifest propulsion technology from the ether
no fucking wonder the australians lost
thanks for containing them ausbros
>>84697230
I was expecting a random car to casually drive over both
>>84697286
?the hippos wake is literally 2 meters behind its fucking mouth
noice trick mr hippo... i know your trick now
>>84694348
probably a parasite. scary desu, because our brains might be infected as well without us knowing. parasites are literally centuries ahead of any science.
>>84697286
How the fuck do Hippos swim so goddamn fast anyways? Are the lakes and rivers all shallow enough that they can just do their bottom-bopping stuff even at the middle of it, basically just running or jumping along on the bottom of the lake?
>>84680820
fags
>>84691234
child
>>84687675
>>84687773
retards
>>84685014
Man, that zebra was fucked regardless.
>>84684245
>sneklett BTFO by a fucking rabbit
how will sneks ever recover?
>>84697457
yeha that video bugged me too - i dont need to see guts - just how fucked you would be if you even came near a hippo irl - sneaky bastards
>>84697230
That dog showed more compassion than the entire chinese population is capable of.
>>84697457
Yeah they run along the bottom, they can't swim. They can hold their breath for like 5 minutes
>>84697230
>>84697376
>>84697663
why can't humans do the same?
https://thebarchive.com/data/b/image/1498/82/1498820661571.webm
>>84696912
>toxomplasmosis meme
>oh no chemicals are in my brain affecting my thinking, love isn't real!
that's how your brain works numbnuts
also, those weren't cats
>>84697707
This is why god created avian influenza.
>>84687553
>And the hunt must be fair
Not for vermin. It's amazing how many self-proclaimed "animal-loving nature-loving" libcucks don't understand the destruction that invasive species wreak on native species.
>>84687938
t. Diogenes
>mfw I was at a Chinese zoo in April
>>84681675
This
>We gon' make the stupid peg jump in the water and get etten Cletus! Ahyuk!
>>84697757
t. homosexual
>>84696284
There are bird diseases that make their feathers fall out.
There's a really horrible and painful one that also makes their beaks and nails become really brittle and prone to fractures and breaking, it has a nearly 100% fatality rate.
>>84687671
Snake has a pet spider for bait? That's amazing
>>84698878
That's its tail.
>>84698958
Even more amazing!
>>84699088
i fkn love science!
>gimme a hug, anon
>>84699418
ok
>>84680820
>>84699125
no bully, I was being genuine.
>>84699468
>husband_tries_for_basic_human_affection_from_his_wife_and_she's_horrified_and_repulsed.jpg
>>84683695
extinct my ass
>>84697421
yeah i think you may have one
>>84686449
>>84687812
I really don't know why they don't put their speared fish in some sort of net/bag where it can't be seen by the groupers. A lot of attacks on humans is to get at the speared fish.
>>84699857
aww how sweet
>>84697994
>be the hugest animal around
>be a dick to an entire family of rhinos just because
must be fun to be an elephant
>>84681864
The same could be said for the white man. All these hostile creatures are given sanctuary in white nations when any outside observer could immediately tell they're putting themselves in danger.
>>84699919
Damn, that bite.
>fish.jpg has been deleted
>>84681675
Well to be fair, as I understand it, Wild Hogs are an invasive species that royally fuck up wherever they live in a number of ways.
So while it is human intervention, it is also partially a case of pest control.
>>84699732
>your future.mp4
>>84700012
Yeah, until some nigger shoots you for your tusks.
>>84684214
Yeh what most poeple dont kno about shrikes is they poses venom glands ful of vaccination
>>84684214
>sharp beak
>thin neck
>WHA HOPPEN
>>84694348
It probably got too hot
>>84699998
>>84700244
Yeah it got Sebacean'd
>>84699909
Yeah it's called a gf
>>84700259
>>84700259
what's his endgame?
>>84700398
to breed
>>84699824
that was awesome
how do i get a wild parrot to randomly acknowledge and validate my entire life
>>84699824
>Malick.webm
>>84697889
Or how conservation hunting benefits the animal population.
The Hunt
Africa
Galapogos
Great Barrier Reef
Blue Planet
Planet Earth
Planet Earth II
Frozen Planet
Life
Life of Birds
Life of Mammals
Life in the Undergrowth
Life in Cold Blood
Life that Glows
Trials of Life
Life Story
Life on Earth
Conquest of the Skies
Kingdom of Plants
Micro Monsters
Probably forgot a few, but the Hunt is pure kino.
>>84697457
They're not very buoyant. They just run around on the bottom.
>>84697663
The Chinese word for animal translates literally to: "Moving thing"
NICE POSTS GUIZE
seriosly 4chan delivered better than any nature doco OP was requesting
>>84697230
idiots that dog is trying to fuck the dead one, not showing compassion
his dick is out
>>84700733
The English word for animal comes from "anima", so "breathing thing".
I think the gooks did a better job here, not all animals breathe.
>>84684245
this is what you're meant to do if attacked by a python/anaconda basically just make yourself too much hassle. the snake could easily win if it wanted to
>>84697421
toxoplasmosis gondii
>>84700878
is it possible he is both concerned and horny? also youre fucked for noticing the dog dick
>>84700398
That's Steve. He's just a dick.
>>84700895
>comes from "anima", so "breathing thing"
Close, but no.
>american education
>>84697230
>when you want to fuck but your gf is sleeping so you cry on the bed with your dick out
>>84695273
nope
>>84680820
>>84701273
DELET THIS
>>84684392
>>84687885
>>84701273
poor bird ;_;
>>84701316
>using laser
what a faggot
>>84701316
Can't tell whether a lousy shot or badass boars who keep running-
You really won't like prison, Jason.
>>84701316
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DRpaalcObTL4&start1=0&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvAfJG1PMjbY&start2=13&authorName=
>>84701054
It was flopping all over the place, and he was making humping motions
not my fault you're just so unobservant.
>>84696135
Underrated kek
>>84694504
i dont know whos winning
>>84700265
the living death is no joke
>>84701667
wow, you're really good at posting!
>>84689989
this is literally the least funniest thing i've ever read on this site. that was perhaps the laziest most elementary school "joke". kys pls
>>84682570
>>84701970
Should he have linked to youtube-doubler in some other way? Or is it the mix you're taking offence to?
>>84681864
youd die in less than a week without our support systems you fucking retard
>>84697301
Helps when it will eat anything to get big that's why you don't add species to lake's that and the no salt.
>>84700259
Damn that cat has some patience. I'd kick the shit out of that tortoise if I was him.
>>84682570
FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLLLSSSSSSSS
>>84686872
I can't tell if fake or not but this is the jewiest post I've ever seen.
>>84687851
That guy looked like that wasn't his first monkey fight. He seemed to know exactly what to do.
>>84684388
holy fuck two replies in and dubs arent even check im disappointing is this even a movie board?
>>84701764
I think they're yellow crazy ants, they attack the crabs when they migrate to the sea.
>>84697230
What's it doing at the end? Hiccups? Hyperventilation? What the fuck?
>>84682737
>Mayans worshiped jaguars as protectors of mankind, temples and sacrifices were made in your honor
>Mayans develop a system of writing that resembles the spots of Jaguar coat
>A jaguars range was once from Florida down to Argentina, now only occupy a few pockets in Central America and Brazil
>A Jaguar had seen an invasive species ravage it's land, the nigro
Some still worship you, kind protector ;_;
>>84700878
>Doggo unzips dick
>>84686647
Just because you like to eat copious amounts of mangoo doesn't mean you are a cannibal
>>84686872
What are memes, rabbi?
>>84691185
Outing yourself as a redditor
>>84695354
>>84694348
That snek got vaccinated, now it has autism