94%

They make entertaining movies with likeable characters. They don't dumb them down for international audiences either.
That's just a guess.

Whore Woman was also 90+%

i guess if its PC, it gets praise by all media. yeah ALL, even by local news and small blogs

>7.6/10
You marvel cockroaches will settle for anything

>>84676209
Good. I see nothing wrong with Perfect Cinema getting praise.

>higher reviews than Spiderman 1+2.

Doesn't this pretty much prove RT is full of shit?

>>84676045
holy shit i loooove that big product number it is a good number

>>84676207
>They make entertaining movies with likeable characters. They don't dumb them down for international audiences either.

But they do dumb them down for international audiences. I am not commenting on Spider-Man Homecoming, but the x-men films.

>>84676045
Saw it yesterday and it's a 5/10 at most. It was not a good film. He didn't ever feel like spiderman or like he had any kind of super powers, because he was too busy getting slapped around like a little bitch

>>84676328
When did you see it?

>>84676420
Marvel doesn't make the X-Men films.

>>84676446
They are credited on them.

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>>84676045
>what is Marvel's secret?
I have no idea, OP

>>84676490
Jesus fucking Christ they HAVE to be credited because they created the characters. Marvel has nothing else to do with those films though. That's like blaming Michael Bay's mistakes on Mattel.

>>84676626
They're listed as the production company right next to sony pictures. No different from how they're credited for the spider-man films.

>>84676657
Exactly. They get production credits as per the ancient deal they made before Marvel Studios existed.

>>84676045

same as WW I bet my left nut that big companies bribe websites to make their movies more attractive than what they really are and give them a high ranking, stupid people who can't judge from themselves and care about % in a Himalayan post-op trannies website are the real problem.

>>84676209
>Whore Woman
t. triggered faggot.

>>84676209
I can smell the stale cheetos and dry semen from your mouth...

His suit talks to him like iron mans I shit you not

Although this looks poor their expanded film universe is brilliant imo. Each films improved to the overall story and they actually feel linked. I can't think of any films that have done it so well


Again, this looks like one of the worst of the bunch sadly since spideyniz meant to be the no 1 marvel character

>>84676328
But it's got 7.8 while Spider-Man 2 has 8.3

>>84676045
Their characters occasionally smile.

>>84676739
And yet it's the highest rated MCU film since Iron Man.

>>84676045
Wonder Woman was literally at 96% before the premiere.

>>84676801
WW was infitely better than this spiderman film

>>84676904
That's implicit.
>tfw a WW movie isn't sjw bait but a Spider-man movie is

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>>84676801
>>84676904
>>84676951
WRONG!

wonder cucks BTFO by Marvel's Spider-Man.

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It all started with Gadot gf.

>>84676904
>>84676951
Spider-Man will be good because it's a Marvel Studios film. Wonder Woman was also good. It wasn't SJW bait but it had tasteful commentary reminiscent of feminism as it was back in the 90s.

That's to say, actual feminism rather than 3rd wave.

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>>84676045
>7.6/10

>>84676328
It doesn't have higher reviews than either movie, retard.

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>>84676207
>They don't dumb them down

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manchild reviewers

>>84677121
This is my favorite gif.

>>84676045

They play it safe

>>84676045
>every MCU review
>flawed but fun
>there are too many pieces moving but IT JUST WORKS!
>10/10 best Marvel movie ever (until we say the same shit of the next one coming out in a few months)

>>84676045
because they made one movie it got decent reviews so they just reused that exact formula for the next 20 movies.

decent lead hero with quirky quip dialogue, bland villain. bland pointless female romance redo the same cookie cutter story every time with no real depth or care for the film and sprinkled with a bit of diversity to get those review scores and you got yourself a marvel movie.

>>84677068
Wonder Woman, DCs highest praised movie since the Nolan Batman trilogy is at 7.5.

>>84676045
I just saw it

End Credits scene 1: Keaton Character in Prison, not telling Peter's identity because he saved his life
End Credits Scene 2: Cap has Multiple PSA videos for school use. The last one is the last post credit scenes about people waiting for nothing and how its useless.

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>>84676045
Seriously can we start a change.org petition to just have based Disney make every movie?

>>84677657
Hey look a rerun of that episode:
>/tv/ doesn't understand that a 94% fresh does not mean it got 9/10 reviews
What is really happening, my friend, is this:
>flawed but fun
>there are too many pieces moving but it works overall
>6-7/10
Marvel pumps out C tier junk food movies and people have a good time with them. They're not high art and none of them are reviewed as such.

>>84677790
the "corruption and forced feminism and diversity pandering" starter pack

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>>84676045
They make blameless, bloodless movies where the good guys always win and there are no real moral qualms. No moral qualms for statists, anyway.

>>84677862
What am I supposed to be defending in this picture?

>>84677821
Its still one of the better Spider Man movies tho. I don't think its as good as 2...

2>1=HC(Debatable)>3>1>2

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>>84676045

>>84677925
>3 above anything

So Homecoming is actually the best then. Good.

>>84677918
Putting humans into the worst sort of bondage imaginable because they're "dangerous".

Dangerous because they won't toe the line with government cuck Tony.

>>84677862
makes sense
obama ruined america and we needed heroes
its why trump won

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>>84677972
Nigga, 3 was a clusterfuck but it was still more enjoyable than PIC FUCKING RELATED and "DENTIST EEL POWERS"

It's already been confirmed marvel have bought off critics before. they also use every scumbag method in the book. influencing social media to discredit competitors like DC and create false narratives. bullying tactics on competitors. using bots. shills diversity into every flick. the list goes on and on, just look it up.
i refuse to give any money to these people who have single handedly done the most damage to film in history and basically brainwashed the people into thinking it is good.

>>84677979
There was honestly no substantial reason not to play ball. Everyone who didn't sign were simply loyal to Cap and he didn't sign because he doesn't understand this world.

>>84678055
its not like WB is any better theyre all soulless corporations. theres maybe like a dozen movies released a year that are not solely products

>>84676045
They play safe. They take absolutely no risks whatsoever. They have a very solid and loyal fanbase and they know exactly what they want: Inoffensive, ultimately boring flicks featuring A class actors held together by increasingly cheap but flashy looking CGI. They figured out that people apparently don't get pushed away by the mindless lack of creativity. In fact, they want to play safe as well. They want to play safe as well, they want to go to a movie with zero surprises, no awkward, uncomfortable moments, well known characters, nothing too dramatic or sad or anything at all really. Just a solid movie to watch with your friends, with the same old story arc, the same old jokes and the same old action sequences. Those are the people who frequent cinemas and bring in the cash and that's why they are targeted so accurately.

>>84678057
>hey dude you signed that social contract, now pay up
no

Cap understands what it means to be a man, free of some master's yoke

>>84676727
>t.tumblrcoming fanboy

>>84678122
true. but without them we wouldn't have gotten Snyder who has amazingly elevated the superhero genre.

>>84678141
It's not about pride. He could've given it a fair shot and when forced to go outside the guidelines in order to save lives, Tony would've seen the error in his ways.

>>84676503
All the movies that get bad reviews on RT are also made by Jews

>>84676904
it actually wasn't, WW was an okay film, worse than MoS desu

You homosexuals don't actually watch very many movies. These reviewers watch fucking everything. That means when an MCU film comes out, it doesn't feel like the last one just happened. It also means that after wading through shit, an MCU film must feel like a breath of fresh air again. They're not masterpieces but as a collective whole, it's something to behold.

>>84678141
Except Tony was completely in the right. just because you have superpowers doesn't give you extra rights over everyone else. it is absolutely retarded to allow someone like the hulk free reign to do what he wants and hope for the best, only a naive moralcuck would disagree.

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>>84678232
>It's not about pride.
No, it's about principle. Like not being a fucking bitch to the government when they say stop saving the world from threats too large for us to handle on our own.

They literally just conscript the heroes and if they don't like it, too bad, off to prison with you. And you're ok with it, like 99% of MCU fans.

Statists, the lot of you.

>>84677979
are you that same guy that recommended some ayn rand book in a thread like 2 days ago? im with cap, but even i dont think tony is a complete goverment whore, not yet. also, im pretty sure thats not the worst bondage imaginable. it migt be the worst a pg13 movie will show since i doubt they will show torture

>>84678298
MoS was not an ok movie, WW was.

>>84678349
So try them for any crimes they may have committed, give them a trial. Don't throw them in prison or make them second-class citizens because they have abilities that regular humans don't.

>>84678205
oh god youre fucking delusional
man of steel and BvS are mediocre at best. I guess they try more than marvel universe flicks but theyre not much better.
I guess blind fanboys think convoluted no fun allowed scripts are super deep, and shots that are 80% cgi with 100 filters is great visuals

>>84678380
>also, im pretty sure thats not the worst bondage imaginable
Wanda is in a fucking straight jacket. I mean Jesus Christ.

>>84678411
Tony wasn't thrown in prison or any of his team. cap's team were because they were on the run and fugitives.

>>84678437
Is this bait? MoS is literally the best capeshit since TDK.

>>84678483
Tony wasn't thrown in prison because he agreed to be a government bitch boy. Try to keep up.

Cap was "on the run" because he refused to do the bidding of a government that is obviously corrupted by Hydra anyway, not that cuck Tony seems to care.

>>84678440
you seem smart, so i'll level with you. yeah, its bad. if i recall correctly, she was the only one in a straight jacket since she need her hands to cast spells. even if they were all in straight jackets, the cells are clean and they still all look dolled up. if they wanted us to sympathise with them, they would have at least fucked up their hair a bit. i think youre reading too deep into the scene, especially since cap breaks them out at the very end and they were in there for maybe like a week.

>>84678538
>especially since cap breaks them out at the very end and they were in there for maybe like a week.
Wait, did he actually do this? I know that was the plan but did it actually happen or was it just like, "Cap and friends off to free heroes, TUNE IN NEXT WEEK".

Because I remember them planning to free them but not actually doing it? How would they anyway. Looks like a pretty secure facility.

>>84676209
WW was unironically good.

QUIPS

QUIPS

QUIPS

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING QUIPS

I NEED FUCKING QUIPS RIGHT NOW REEEEE

FEED ME QUIPS

By the way Peter is 14/15 year old in this movie

>>84678725
>he says as he watches john wick
LOL

>>84678677
the last shot is him staring in at the glass of one of the cells. they dont show the break out. i think that implies he got them out. how should be explained since the odds are so strong against cap, but we wont see it in a movie.

shit pissed me off. especially with cap giving tony the cell phone and "saying sorry bout the fuss, call me if you wanna make out some time." i wanted the movie to be the one mcu film to end sad note, but i had to wait for guardians 2 for that, and the whole movie just felt dull to me.

i dont know why i keep expecting mcu movies to have stakes.

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>>84678709
>Unirionically liking capeshit

>>84676657
Spiderman homecoming is the only spiderman movie that is made by marvel studios. The rest were all sony.

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>>84677925
2 ≥ 1 > HC > 3 > shit not even worth rating

>>84677131
Holy shit this looks terrible.

>>84678831
>how should be explained since the odds are so strong against cap, but we wont see it in a movie.
weak

These movies are kinda dumb. Tony or Cap, probably Cap is going to die in IW and that's going to be the only actual death of an MC in the entire MCU.

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>>84676045
Here's how you make a Certified Fresh capeshit film:

>be Disney
>have it be SJW based

And that's about it, how do you think that shitfest of a movie Wonder Woman got Fresh with cardboard actress Gal?

Film critics are not credible anymore, they're all pushing their own personal agenda, or too afraid to share their actual opinions in fear that they'll anger feminists and lose their careers.

Professional film critiquing died with Roger Ebert.

>>84677131
so fucking bad

When will retards stop quoting % ranther than out/10 score?

>>84678933
Is it true RT has no firm percentage criteria for "Certified Fresh" and it is literally at the whim of their editorial board?

I know I have seen 70% "Fresh" and was like what the fuck is this. That's a C- on the grading curve.

>>84678927
i feel like a battered wife or a weed addict yeah, i fucking said it. if you can get addicted to gambling you can get addicted to weed seeing these marvel movies. i dont want to, im so unenthusiastic about it, but i still keep crawling back. im seeing homecoming saturday despite reading multiple plot synopses and knowing how inconsequential it will be. keaton is like the only thing im genuinely looking forward to and even that im on the fence about.

one might say reading spoilers is what makes me not like the movies, but i did the same thing for civil war, dr strange, and a few others and still had a positive outlook on them

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>>84678933
>be Disney
>have it be SJW based
YAAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAY DISNEY

>>84679035
Your dissatisfaction comes from having enough experience with narratives that you know what MCU is peddling is sophomoric trash. But their casting (you are hype for Birdman) is high quality so you assume it can't be THAT bad this time around.

It's time to give it a rest my friend. Don't go to the films on release. Wait for the DVD or the stream. You can still indulge, but you need to break the vicious cycle they have you in. Shuffling your ass into an over-priced theater seat every 3 months. Aren't you tired of it?

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>niggerwash mary jane, flash thompson and basically all the characters that aren't spidey, rdj and the bad guy
>hire an openly twink actor for spiderman
>get a good memescore despite the movie looking WORSE than a videogame
Wow I'm shocked

>>84676045
It's called payola, dumbshit.

pay·o·la
[pāˈōlə]
NOUN

the practice of bribing someone to use their influence or position to promote a particular product or interest:
"if a record company spends enough money on payola, it can make any record a hit"

>>84679141
i am. i saw it comes at night after wonder woman and holy fuck i need to stop watching hero movies. that movie had so much suspense. it felt so much more heavy. spidey and cap are the only heroes i like as characters, so i might stick to just them. i have no idea why i went to see fucking ant man or dr strange. strange was pretty fun though well, its mostly a going with friends thing and shitting on the movie for the ride home. not sure thats worth a 15 dollar ticket plus the fat fee if i feel like eating a bucket of salt and butter.
at least i was smart enough to pirate thor 2 and avoid bvs and suicide squad like the plague. still pirated them like months later in boredom though

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>not knowing that disney buys reviews

>they made mary jane a tranny

D r o p p e d

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>>84679318
but where is the proof? we know WB buys reviews based on memelord and /v/eddits finding for some games

PENIS
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>>84676207
To dumb down comixes.

>>84679420
If WB does it everyone does it and Disney has more money, does more events for critics and always gets good ratings despite not having a single good movie in this decade

>>84679477
where is the proof?
>despite not having a single good movie in this decade
>tomorrowland and john carter are bad
try imdb or /r/movies, entry level scum

>>84679542
The proof is the blatant shills like you asking for proofs when Doctor Strange has a higher RT than Gladiator
>>implying tomorrowland and john carter are not bad
Commit sudoku as soon as possible

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>>84679542
>/r/movies
Hmmm...

>>84677131
Havent seen wonder woman but that webm really made it look like shit. Please redpill me on this, is wonder woman worth a ticket to the movies or should I just wait and download it?

>>84679708
Download it, that part is the worst of the movie but the rest is pretty average. Better than GotG2 at least
>http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/lhAZD4iSGJx_7hnfP9ahYw/
>18 results in 6 days
Why is this allowed? Does Hiro get paid for this too?

>>84679708
The only two things that people use against WW are two webms, that should be the answer.
It's a nice movie.

>>84679692
>22 movie arc
literally cancer. and people celebrate this garbage

>>84678988
It needs a certain number of reviews to hit the "fresh" score, not a percentage. As long as it's above 60% I think, it can be certified fresh. How they press the scales, is who they allow to be counted. Not every movie has the same reviewers and RT picks whether the review is fresh or rotten

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>>84679645
still waiting for proof
my proof is /v/eddits findings and our own very mod
>Commit sudoku as soon as possible
looks i've got proof that you're not even a /tv/ poster now
>>84679692
stay there with the rest of the numales

>>84679782
That's just the hired marvelshills

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>>84679708
No. It's a self-agraddizing piece by deluded studio heads. You can spot the /co/umbr engaging a posture of respectable cultural buffs when they say they're "hyped" for this movie. It reeks of sjw sensibility.

>>84679834
>still waiting for proof
Age of Ultron has a 75% RT score, what now shill

>>84679797
what's wrong with that?

>>84676045
>what is Marvel's secret?
For the last time, they bribe the critics

>>84679955
boyhood has 100% even though it proves that liberalism is the wrong way to go in life
where is your proof?

>>84679981
>what's wrong with the milking the same generic shit for 22 movies
you tell me

>>84680023
It's comics why is that so bad

>>84676045
Tomatometer ratings are worthless
any movie that's not literally a 2 hour shot of a turd gets over 90% easy

>>84680011
>where is your proof?
Here, it's in their webpage
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/avengers_age_of_ultron/
>75%
>Critics Consensus: Exuberant and eye-popping, Avengers: Age of Ultron serves as an overstuffed but mostly satisfying sequel, reuniting its predecessor's unwieldy cast with a few new additions and a worthy foe.

pff

>>84680061
where is the proof of being paid off? if it were then it would be in the 90s like the others and wonder shill

>>84680023
Stop answering him, he's a shill, he doesn't give a fuck about movie industry dying

>>84679265
God damn this is like a nickelodeon movie.

gonna explain this again

SHIT REVIEWERS THAT GIVE NEGATIVE SCORES DONT START COMING OUT UNTIL LATER BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE MOVIE TO COME OUT TO SEE IT BECAUSE THEY AREN'T INVITED TO SCREENINGS

thats why wonder woman is at 92% now but it was at 96% i think when the movie came out
5 new rottens since it came out in other countries

once it wide opens in america tonight for the previews it is going to go down more

>>84680103
In the percentage, you see that 75%? It's not a 35% right? The rating is a 6.7 jesus christ they went all out with this piece of shit lmao. Well, that's the corruption. Hope you learnt something today

>>84680161
so they paid them off for 75% only? could you explain how linklater paid them off as well?

>>84679286
But isant the word payola exclusive to the music industry?

>>84680192

paying money for mediocre reviews it the obvious way to go :^)

you need to remind yourself that people on this board are fucking retards

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>>84680192
>so they paid them off for 75% only?
You can't buy them all

>>84679834
>and our own very mod
heres hot off the press proof that WB has paid of the moderation team as well:
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/84677854/
>deleted
>>84667904
>allowed to stay up for 12ish hours before a natural archive

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DC has superior CGI tho

>>84680255
how long have you been a fan of armond white :0)
don't bother replying unless its been since the early 00s btw

>>84680288
>bait thread about evanposting
>thread about box office tracking
We should ask Disney for better shills, we deserve it

>>84680310
>They managed to do a worse cgi than wonder woman
Is like marvel wanted it to be shit just to get all spotlight positive and negative

>>84676420
When did they dumb down X-Men for International audiences?

>>84676045
Make middle of the road movies that are neither too interesting or too not interesting using characters and a basic narrative formula people recognize and enjoy. It's like a pre-00s TV series that only release two or three episodes a year. For people who do not obsessively follow pop culture, it's perfectly crafted to keep normies interested without overdoing it.

>>84680288
>this thread isn't deleted despite having 135 posts and 60 IPs (shill raided thread)
Makes you think

>>84677131
she look so fucking awful
I can't enjoy WW who looks like rat with shitty hair
I just can't

95% (at the very least) of the reviewers aggregated on RT are jews, who in turn are just pushing the current jew agenda of 'white people are bad, white men doubly so', so they will praise any female/minority pushing movie, particularly those with mainstream/blockbuster potential.

>>84678036
cg or prosthetics?

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>Fat guy Goes to party with a Fedora
>Fat guy got caught using school computers to help Peter as he fights the Vulture.
>He tells the teacher "He was Watching Porn"
>They referenced Morales
>Black chick is MJ
>Flash is Loo-In-A-Poo
>Pepper Potts makes a Cameo
>Happy has more screen time than Tony Stark
>Another villain left alive knowing Peter's secret Identity (Tho at least they gave us a reason why he is not telling anybody)
>Aunt May gets constantly hit on by everybody
>Movie ends with Aunt May seeing Parker in his Spidey Suit. The last lines of the movie (not including the end credits scene) is hers: "What the F...." Cutaway before she says the curse.
>Last end Credit scene is literally another "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

>>84677131
She couldn't even be bothered to learn how to throw a punch. Disgusting.

>>84680255

>you can't buy them all
>muh spider-man is at 93% because they bought reviews :^)

jesus christ you people are fucking retards

>>84680665
>The last lines of the movie (not including the end credits scene) is hers: "What the F...." Cutaway before she says the curse.
Jesus fucking christ

>>84677862
You could not have picked a worse example.

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>>84680706
>reddit spacing
>shilling for disney
>"you guys" meaning /tv/

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>>84680665
>Movie starts with a fucking Big Sony logo
>Vulture backstory (Basically he is a bad Tony Stark)
>Afterward Marvel Studio Credit rolls

>Spiderman steals Flash('s dad) car, wrecking it
>Fat guy hacks Spidey's suit, making it essentially an Iron-Man/Spidey suit (He has its own Jarvis)

Best scene
>Peter uses the Interrogation feature of the suit against Donald Glover

>>84680706
>expecting a redditor that picked up classic /tv/s guy last year to know anything
lmao @ you my dude

>>84678532
You're confused. Cap was on the run for breaking the law, not because he didn't sign the accords.

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>Sony and Marvel will bridge the gap to the second half of summer with its webslinger reboot, Spider-Man: Homecoming set to make over $100M at the domestic B.O.; $190M-$210M worldwide.
>Industry sources are pegging the overseas launch at anywhere from $90M-$110M, although Sony is going more conservative at $80M-$95M.

>>84678172
:^)

>>84676207
This