Do you think he made it?

i need you to lose 30 pounds by tomorrow ok

I WANT THIS LIGHT AWF.

>>84673626
Oh god.. i dont hope so

In a van down by the river...

>>84673626
Game grumps sucks

cheese and pepperoni

>>84673626

JUST

dockta nuhzawdin

>>84673626
No. He's too self-pitying to recognise his responsibility for his own situation.

I hope not

I miss fatkino threads

>>84676510
I miss them too.
I need you to lose 50 pounds by the end of this post.

>>84673626
>that hair
wha the fuck

>>84677295
I think he did it for us; for us to laugh. He knows. He is probably in here right now. He is probably OP himself.

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>>84676510

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>>84677446

>>84677295
Assanti is no longer a human, as we could see from his inability to register human interactions or even wear clothes. He is now an animal, who can only perform primal gestures to manipulate his genetically superior carers.

*calls the cops*

>>84677446
He is a big guy

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>>84677378

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i chime in

HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR

How do you even get that fat.

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>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>The diet plan I just filed with TLC, this is me, my nurses, Lisa here, but only one of you
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>What happens if we pop his leg boils?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife
>OR PERHAPS SHES WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVING HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS
>At least you can talk, who are you?
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR FOOD
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TIL I HIT 600lbs
>James?
>If I pop those leg boils, will you die?
>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>You're a big guy
>FOR YOU
>Was getting fat part of your plan?
>OF COURSE
>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?
>EATING THIS CHINESE FOOD
>WITH NO LEFT OVERS

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>>84677655
>>EATING THIS CHINESE FOOD
>>WITH NO LEFT OVERS
keek

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WHY DIDNT YOU REMOVE MY CRAVINGS *smacks lips*

>>84677547

>that scene where Dr. Now leads him to a mirror and asks him if he still sees a human staring back at him
>the perfect composition of "The Devil's Playground"
>that shot of the trailer where only his head is visible, which forces the viewer to comprehend the difference in size of the subjects in the shot, all while bathed in the soft glow of a solitary lamp post in a desolate carpark
>that shot where he falls down from the golf cart and halfheartedly attempts to feign discomfort

Truly deserving of the title "Fatkino"

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HAVE YALL LOST YA DAMN MINDS FUCK YA SHOW IM DUN

>>84677734
Just one lil' eggroll?

>>84673626
Why doesn't that landwhale just shaves his head?
When you reach that point of baldness you don't fuck around, you shave or become a monk.

>>84677905
But then he won't be able to experience the pleasure of pulling out his hairs to calm himself when agitated.

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>fatkino threads died down months ago
>all this time, James K's family has been feeding him eggrolls and cleaning shit, piss and pus from his folds
>his daughter is still not in school

>>84678022
But what would happen if you got a scalpel and started carving away mounds of those boils, like that one crazy doctor from the first Bioshock game
could you get him to resemble a person again?

>>84678022
Daughter? I have never seen this show but your telling me this mother fucker has a daughter?

>>84677547
this is a perfect satirization of all those grids made by faggot psueds

>>84678022
>it ain't gonna suck itself

>>84677547
>There exists people who exercise with such passion they can squat this beast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d9ehXFnYhg

I tried to find 'I DONT BREATHE GUD' on youtube, but thisll do

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>>84677655
did any episode even come close to stevens?

BUT THEYRE FRIED!

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>>84678935

this is amazing

>>84679451
>i-it's like being stung. hornet stings! MUH LAYGS!

>>84679451
at this point i'd just have someone put a pillow over my head while i was napping

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>>84680177
Absolutely, Not only are you living a useless and meaningless life but you also become a burden to others around you. I'd end myself straight away.

I don't understand why people meme "you gotta lose ___ by the end of the month". It's literally not that hard. Just eat half the shit you've been eating and you can do it. It's still a billion calories.