Spidey-Guy Prom Night

That's how kids talk these days

>Where the fuck are my flowers?

>>84673159
Did Raimi direct this one?

I'm pretty sure "dick" is considered fine in PG-13. It's not a swearword.

>>84673159
first an old hag
then a chubby plain chick
now changed to a gay guy

Why can't they do MJ in live action?

>>84673195
is it though?

>>84673674
Yeah.

>>84673674
Yes.

>>84673159
but would you suck his dick if he asked you?

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>4 books and tea
Woah...

https://youtu.be/bvjCGgG26CI

>Aunt May and Tony Stark fucking while Peter walks in
my 4 year old wifes son is really confused now

>>84673467
Incompetence.

>Peter you need to give me a reach around when you fuck me
What was the point of that line?

It's actually "suck my balls" which I think is considered less vulgar.

>Peter you better not touch my weave, but you can touch my dick

Damn this is progressive

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During the climax
>ned is in a computer room, at the homecoming dance
>helping peter locate where the vulture is with peter's iphone gps
>teacher busts in and asks ned what he's doing
>"I'm watching porn"

This is not a joke, it actually happened.
Screencap this if you have to.

>family movie

>>84673159
So....Spider-Man is gay in this? If this guy is the new love interest.

Unfortunate face. Tragic skin.

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Remember when cute girls were in spider man?

>>84673967

Black peoples?

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>>84674003
I remember when Gwen was actually attractive.

>Mary Jane Watson the red bombshell popular girl is now Michael Jones, or "MJ", a dishevelled gay stoner guy.
For what purpose?

>>84674071

do they think black people go to movies? I just don't understand this change.

That's a dude?

>>84674071

This film is an artifact from the Hillary timeline.

>>84674071
PROGRESSION

>>84674112
Correct.

>>84674112
can't you tell?

>>84673674

Yes, kids are stupid.

How's the waifu game in this movie?

>>84674071
>implying this isn't an interesting change with many possible directions

>>84673954
He isn't. Peter has the hots for a girl in his class, not the guy OP posted.

>>84674108
Blacks only come out for Midea movies, like spics only come out for Fast and Furious movies.

and whites only come out for fucking super hero movies

>>84673674
I know a 17yo girl says that and has for years, and I used to know another girl who said that when she was 13. She probably still does. There are a lot of boys who talk like that too.

>>84674630
That is a boy, anon.

>>84673159
I can't believe they made MJ a trap fag. Just make a new character.

It is a different time.

>>84674854
no fucking way its not a meme ?

>>84673159
They're trying to be different from the wholesome Raimi films.

>>84674940
No it is not.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/people-are-super-excited-spiderman-homecoming-has-two-women?utm_term=.bvd8bzyRq#.jjyDXa7ZA

>>84674940
MJ is a gay twink trap, yes. With "attitude".

>>84673159
Now I want to see the Raimi version of this scene

>>84674987
i dont believe you.

Am I the only one who doesn't mind MJ being changed to a boy? He is cute.

>>84674940
their words for the character were "gender neutral"

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>>84675207
>suck my massive black cock Peter, like the sissy white boy you are, accept the inferiority of the white race and submit to the black male. Even the black traps like me have bigger cocks than you

>>84673159
is that line meant to imply MJ is a trap or something?

>>84673159
the joke is that Spider-Man is gonna be in a relationship with him by next film, it's foreshadowing

Is "dick" or "cock" considered more vulgar?

>>84673159
Yes please

>>84673195
>Oi chihuahua! Suck my brown mexinigger cock Parker!
That's how kids talk these days?? I'm glad I didn't see this with my young nephews. In all honesty I wish Raimi would've directed this one. 0/10

>>84675976
dick is very acceptable as an insult just meaning "jerk"

>>84673674
replace parker with "tyrone" or "jamal" and yes, it's true.

For those who want to be part of this epic /tv/ forced meme there are three easy steps.

Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic 4chan meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.

Step 2: Take a iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as fuck topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....

Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is 4chan, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?

Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!

>>84675444
hot

>>84676866
Use ctrl+v more wisely in future.

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>>84674940
She is supposed to be a gender neutral character in the film. However I believe it is heavily implied that "she" is actually a boy who identifies as a girl.

>>84677151
implied?

>>84677151
But....why? How is this meant to be Mary Jane?

The good news is MJ is not the love interest in this film.

The bad news is everything else relating to the character.

>>84677240
you better shut your mouth or cnn is gonna ruin your life

>>84677240
It isn't. It's a new character with a different name.

>>84677151
is this meant to be more "diversity" stuff or what?

>>84674071
It's a movie on kids, based on a series of picture books for kids. Said movie is a third iteration of picture book adaptation in less than 20 years. Just let them fucking have it and focuss on things that matter.

>>84677240
What's the big deal? We finally get a transgender character in a superhero film and even better they're also colored too.

>>84677879
Can't you just invent a new character for that or use a minor character?

>>84677920
No. It's not enough that the left merely gets what they want. They have to destroy what everyone else likes as well in the process.

>>84677982
>>84677920
>>84677879
it's not like they have ever done a good MJ in live action

>>84676816
Kek underrated

I thought you loved traps, /tv/?

>>84678374
traps are gay

In the trailer I thought this was Zendaya but apparently there is another nigger woman in this film so is this actually a guy portraying this character or is everybody memeing

>>84678488
Other way around

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She looks like the rapper Ab-Soul.

>>84674715
Trust me, they're girls. More vulgar than most girls but they're still female.

>>84674003
was she some frog villan?

>just hit the blunt, Peter
>it's not the last time you're going to have something long and brown on your lips

wtf, I thought this was a kids movie

>>84677151
"yo petey you got dat bomb ass dank yo?"

>>84678902
No, I mean the OP pic

>>84673222
He did uncredited work on the script which is why MJ tells Peter to "suck the shit out of my nigger asshole you lily white cracker faggot"!!!FACT!!!

>>84679020
wouldn't that technically make MJ a faggot too?

>>84679046
She identifies as non-gender specific interdimensional!!FACT!!!

>>84679046
Yes it would.

>>84677151
that's kinda hot
the west is finally taking the right cues from anime

>>84679310
>Face it tiger, you're gonna hit my prostate

>>84677151
what does gender neutral mean?

>>84679401
Asexual Tranny that appeals to neither sex.

>>84673159
isn't that a weird line to give a girl?

>>84679460
tranny as in which direction?

>>84679518
Both, they get halfway through and figure that's enough. That way there's no chance of claiming to be either.

>>84679384
face it tiger, you dont compare to nigger cock

>>84674071
It's the current year.

>>84679518
either, it just means they say they "don't conform" to gender and say they're male or female depending on the day

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>>84679384
>Face it tiger, I'm gonna hit your prostate
Fixed

>>84677151
for what purpose?

>>84679829
>>84679310
>face it tiger
*unzips dick*
>>I'm hitting your jackpot

>>84679829
So is it meant to be a girly boy or a boyish girl?

>>84677151
Ugh. Don't people just get tired of this shit eventually

>>84680240
This is the first time I've seen that in a film

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BLACKED!

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>there are people that would like this disgusting hag that looks like this on her own time and not for her movie

>inb4 pics of her from before 2009
>inb4 pics of her tits like that somehow makes her face not gross

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>>84680292
She's not incredible looking but all in all she probably could have turned out much worse given the beastly parents.

>>84673674
i knew some girls that called each other dick breath commonly

>>84680325
You say that like she didn't eat endless shit the moment the set pics of her as Mary Jane hit.

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>>84680325

>and this is full makeup mary jane on set ready for filming

>>84680344
That's more "you've had dicks in your mouth" as opposed to "I have a dick"

>>84674003
>emma stone
>attractive

jej

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>>84674071
>>84677151
She's not a dude you dense fucks. What is it with nu/pol/ and their retarded ass boogeymen, are they running out of real things to be offended about?

>>84680424
No one is claiming Zendaya herself is a dude.

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>>84680455
Yeah the new MJ isn't a man either. The film doesn't imply jack about her being a tranny, stop making shit up.

>>84680424
>>84680562
Fuck off.

>>84680389
oh i thought it was just about kids being vulgar. not girls being boys

>>84673249
Maybe if his name was Richard Parker...Dick Parker...oh god never mind.

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>>84680610
Kill yourself faggot, you projecting your degenerate tranny fantasies onto a normal female character is the most retarded shit I've seen all day.

Sometime later, Peter learns that Liz is moving away and that classmate Michelle Jones – whose nickname is "MJ" – will be replacing her as president of the decathlon team. Peter later declines Stark's invitation to join the Avengers and inspires Stark to propose to Pepper Potts at a press conference. Returning to his apartment, Peter discovers that Stark has returned his suit and puts it on just as May walks into his bedroom.

In a mid-credits scene, an incarcerated Gargan approaches Toomes at the Raft and, after explaining that several criminals are banding together, asks him if he knows Spider-Man's identity only to be told that he does not. In a post-credits scene, Captain America films a public service announcement on the importance of patience.

>A tranny love interest
It begins?

>>84673159
If you wouldn't fuck his tight brown twink butt you must be gay

>>84674003
no

>>84680843
>nigger
>decathlon

Lmaoing 10/10

>>84681539
this

*sips testosterone*

>Peter suck my dick. Kipling called it "the White Man's Burden"

That was a nice callback

>>84673902
>>84673927
>>84675444
>>84678972
>>84679020
>>84679384
This needs to be part of a scene that voocaru voice anon could do

>>84675444
Raimiiiiiiiiiiii