>New Mary Jane is fucking ugl-

Just imagine her squatting right there and coiling out a massive turd onto that red carpet while wearing that dress.

>>84672014

Zendaya is perflat.

I bet he has a big dick

Why does she speak like poor black girl in real life? It's cringy

SHE SLAY

Wait till you see the fucking movie. She's frumpy looking and incredibly obnoxious. Constant SJW quips are her entire contribution to the movie

needs to get WHITED tbqh

she'd look prettier without a head

-y.

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>>84672014

Disgusting nigger

>be black
>have no tits or ass
What did she mean by this?

>>84672348
But I like the new MJ why would I go back?

>>84672027
i can imagine that happening in 50 years time

>>84672348
> posted by the same redditor autist 51 times in the span of 24 days

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/97hg86/image/b6mi1YNcQ3XuzUpbhzt%2FEw%3D%3D/page/1/

>no arm hair
>no leg hair

>>84672393
Newfag, where the fuck do you think you are ?

>>84672393
>>84672348
hahahahaha you fucking numale spud scram back to your hidy hole and slash around in your estrogen pool

>>84672428
You tell him maga brother!
praise kek! shadilay ! kek

>>84672427
I know exactly where I am you redditor apologist

>>84672014
Wasn't she in that Disney show a while back? I only watched it for the red head though 2bh

>>84672453
t. reddit refuge

>>84672441
Lol 4chan.com/pole racists absolutely btfo by the racially and gender diverse #resistance #fucktrump #nowalls #equality

>>84672014
>her dress is so beautiful!
>ugly people can't wear beautiful dresses!

>>84672478
praise kek brother!
based jews!

>>84672471
Are you an asshurt shitskin with a shitty grasp of the English language? Subhumans belong on reddit. /tv/ is a white board

>>84672014
Face it tiger, you just hit the griddle pan.

>>84672274
I highly doubt you've seen the actual movie.

>>84672495
> I-I'm not an s-sjw I'm anti-semitic, see!

>>84672508
t. reddit refuge from the elections

>>84672014
-y. Yes she is.

>>84672526
This
I will never understand /pol/tards
They claim to hate jews but love trump

>>84672336
>implying anyone on pol is white and blonde

>>84672556
Maybe you're a little slow, they've been clear about despising the Jews that are pushing for diversity, which right-wing kikes do not do.

Friendly reminder to never be impressed by legs. Every cunt has legs. Go slap a pair of heels and you'll look as good as her.

>>84672478
>>84672441
>>84672428
are we ironically roleplaying as /pol/lacks now

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Reminder

>>84672014
Tom Holland makes a better woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BQ-PFK1MAw

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>>84672666
Not true

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>>84672616
Dear god wtf is THIS SHIT FUCK FEMINAZIS

>>84672686
Watch it goy

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>>84672014
What did he mean by this?

>>84672348
bugchaser

>>84672683
He's almost as good a woman as xhe is.

SLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

KWEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

3/10

wide negro nose

>>84672495
That's T_D, you BASED black man.

>>84672014
I want someone to 'accidentally' stand on the train of that dress as she's walking forward so it rips off her body leaving her standing completely naked in public, showing her perky brown nips and brazillianed pusy to the whole world.

>>84672027
Zendaya caca?

>>84672769
>being surprised a man with so little integrity as to lead a movie slamming capeshit then a couple years later starring in flagship capeshit would be willing to be some Disney starlet's pusyslave

>>84672014
Her dress looks like a big piece of gum she's pulling off the ground.

>>84672027
>you will never be the red carpet that zendaya shits on
just die in my sleep already ;_;

>>84672666
not even gay but that was sexy as fuck

>>84672363
its them white genetics

Except she doesn't look like that in the film and is playing a transgender

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>>84673518
>not even gay but i legit think that man is sexy

>>84672593
no, just you.

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>>84672769

>Mary Jane will never take a big fat hot shit down our mouths /tv/ bros.

Why live?

>>84672014
New Mary Jane is fucking 15.

>>84673518
Are you a non-practicing gay like Andrew Garfield?

>black people
>attractive

Yeah OP, 60 IQ subhuman slave race is very sexy..

>>84675479
back in 2012 she was

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>>84672014
>a 20yr old girl has a more toned body than a model who's supposedly worked in the military
JUST

>>84672348
hahaha good goyim

>>84672336
>/pol/
>square jawed, blonde and blue eyed

We've all seen your meet up photos, you can't fool us with that shit.

>>84672014
twink this summers chic?

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>>84673054
>being surprised a man with so little integrity as to lead a movie slamming capeshit
He's an actor. It was a role. Do you actually think he was making that statement himself?
Wow, so autists really can't tell the difference between fiction and reality.

Gross knees

I haven't seen the movie yet but isn't she Vulture's daughter or something? Her name isn't even Mary Jane Watson.

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>not transfer student Mary'AnJaney from Watts

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Zendaya is my wife

>>84673215
>>84672348
t. reddit

>>84676790
mediocre

>>84676853
Good. More for me.

So does she have any butt game? Only this matters to me

>>84672666
hello satan

>>84676790
looks like she has a similar skull from the one in the brazilian monkey stew pic
>UMA DELICIA

>>84672014
Jlo now with 20% more nigger! From Galoob.

With enough make up almost any average girl can look good. She is an average thin girl who has decently clear skin. It is enough to work with at a makeup artist.

>>84673054
>thinks Birdman was slamming capeshit
Maybe watching movies isn't for you, anon.

>>84672014
dem legs

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>>84672769
He likes traps like the rest of us.

>>84672467
yes and shes still on disney with her own show called KC undercover

>>84678715
Based.

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>>84678715
DLET THIS SHE IS TOO PURE FOR THIS BOARD

>>84676300
In the real world people consider the implications of their actions and, for people without autism, they can consider the implications of others. Of course Michael Keaton knew his casting was very intentional and he accepted that.

>>84676790
>big toe smaller than other toes

DROPPED

I'm not even a footfag, but as soon as I see that a woman literally has the sexual attraction of a rock for me.

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>>84672014
>those legs

>>84678715
>>84680144
who is this?

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>>84672014
Zendaya was thrown out of Vons supermarket because she looked like a hood rat I would have thrown her ass out also

>>84676790
ugly face, ugly feet, what a sad creature.

>>84672363
she is mulatto.

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>>84681821
One drop rule

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>>84678715
just what the FUCK are you implying about /mygirl/ rice?

>>84672014
god dang them legs.

Her face is subpar tho.

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Classy girl is classy

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>>84681747
DONT GOOGLE HER OR ANYTHIGN SHES MINE

>>84681981
>classy girl is classy
>has her dad pimping her out to athletes

lol

>>84682029
post moar of her legs in this

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>>84682207

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Don't care. Aunt May is where it's at

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>>84676134
I browse /pol/ more than any other board and I have a square jaw, blonde hair and grey eyes.

Maybe it's just the losers that can't get friends that go to the meetups.

>>84672014
She is really attractive, but a little on the skinny side.

>>84682280
>Aunt May is where it's at
Agreed.

>>84681756
Neymar looking bitch.

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will the capeshit mouse shills ever leave?

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>>84682359
probably fapped to Marisa more than any other actress

>>84672014
y

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>>84681981
>Classy girl is classy

I am looking forward to the browns taking over historically white roles such as MJ and Peter Parker (Miles Morales).

Diversity is our strength.

>>84682480
when aunt may is hotter than MJ, there's a huge fucking problem with the world.

>>84672014
We're never going to get lingerie model Mary Jane in the movie-verse

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Brown MJ will be easier to swallow when Brown Flash Thompson begins to nut her in the sequel - Spider-Man Homecoming II (Spider-Man 7).

>>84676134
Those are just the americans desu. Burgers love to meme about western Europe being basically Afghanistan, but at the end of the day America is still the country with the 56% white population.

>>84682683
this brown lady is infinitely more attractive, who is she in the movie?

>>84672014
WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?

Life is a constant hell. No wonder I resent women too.

>>84672014
Damn I wanna slobber all over those legs

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giv brown legs

>>84672014
Are you fucking telling me that this mexican is Mary Jane Watson?

She was in kino with Taylor Swift, Cara and Gigi Hadid

1:58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcIy9NiNbmo

>>84682683
imagine that guy trying to play agent venom
>>84683569
damn, she was the ugly nigga from the video?

Ive rated zendaya for a while now

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tRpuBAcMtzg

>>84672666
That was geniunely fucking entertaining.

That being said, who the fuck watches this show.

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>>84682280

This.

Marisa is over twice her age and 10x's hotter.

>>84672014
ugly

you forgot the y

>>84683734
so goddamn perfect.
Amazing hair, amazing little titties, beautiful face, great ass

>>84675709
She was a desk jockey fulfilling national service, at best she was well toned during boot camp and not before or since.

>>84683734
>52 years old
>still hotter than 99% of 20 year olds

This is why you don't have kids

Bumping only so people think /tv/ is still frozen

>>84672616
emma looked her best in TASM movies

>>84672014
Wow I sure love it when stinky nigs replace white characters, please Disney more dicks for my asshole

YAS QUEEN SLAY
DON'T LET THE TROLLS AND HATERS WIN. THE ZEN ARMY IS ALWAYS WITH YOU

>>84672666
Why do white people like to cross dress so much?

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>>84681930
Nothing, I was posting a pretty girl that's in the movie.

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It's Soulo hoe.

>>84680792
>but as soon as I see that a woman literally has the sexual attraction of a rock for me.
...and?

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>>84685948
SHES TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE PLEASE DLETE YOUR POST NOW THANKS

>>84682605
lmao, this. Who the fuck is in charge of casting

>>84672014
fucking flatface

>>84672683
supreme overbooger

>>84685943
We think it's hilarious.

>>84672666
wonder who got their hands on him in hollywood

>>84672014
They're unironically having Peter Parker commit race treason? OK.

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>>84685943
'Cause they're proficient at it, art thou gelatinous?

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>>84686676
I'm sorry anon, she is necessary to demonstrate how shit all other grils are.

>>84675378
this was the first response i thought of upon opening that pic

thanks anon, have some trips for the chuckle

>>84683734
Is no one going to address the out of control bush?

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word on the sidewalk is that Disney is remaking Powder (1995) with a Black woman.

Its gonna be God Tier Kino Jeopardy with Alex TreKEK.

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>>84687271 is no gonna address >>84687112 dat quadruple ass?

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>>84687271
The only thing out of control here is my dick. Sweet jesus, someone stop this woman, I can only fap so much in one day.

>>84683734
M O M M Y
O
M
M
Y

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>>84672014
compared to the old one yeah

>>84687672
>that gif


fucking kek

>>84687122
my heart

>>84685943
because pathetic whitebois cant satisfy their women so they try and become women

>>84672014
MARY JANE

IS NOT

A FUCKING NIGGER

>>84682605
Just came from the movie. Didn't find aunt May attractive at all. What's all the hoopla about.

>>84672525
>SJW quips
sounds about right senpai, She insinuates that the Washington monument is bad because it is built on slavery

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>>84683734

>>84687949
Ok, so that's one. That anon referred to "constant" SJW quips.

>>84687994
Well there are several of these so called "quips" scattered throughout the movie, it also seemed like 70% of the background actors in the movie were either Asian or black

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>>84678715
She looks like the type of girl i'd build a nice christian family with, maybe two children, a girl and a boy. We'd live far from the city, but not too far, maybe one of the kids would have to go to the hospital someday and being too far from it could be a problem.

>>84688296
Which ones do you remember besides that one?

>>84672014
>y

Oops almost didn't finish my sentence there.

>>84688309
>We'd live far from the city, but not too far, maybe one of the kids would have to go to the hospital someday and being too far from it could be a problem.
They have hospitals in the country anon.

Oh wait, you're some dumb waifu poster, you don't even leave your fucking house and have no need to worry about hospitals, or children for that matter.

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>>84688407
y so mean

>>84688366
During a scene MJ mentions doing some protesting at an embassy, the teacher then states how that is "patriotic". The most forced aspect of the movie was the large amount of non whites on screen in background, it just seemed forced and out of place even by modern day standards.

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>>84672683
>Brown eyes on a girl

Absolutely disgusting, seriously.

>>84687946
she looks far older in the movie than in the cameo in captain america, also these people keep posting low res airbrushed images of her, no wonder she's gonna look hot

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truly stunning

>>84688528
>During a scene MJ mentions doing some protesting at an embassy, the teacher then states how that is "patriotic"
Did this seriously bother you?

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>>84688528
Anon, my dear boy. I do believe you may be a bigot indeed.

>>84688528
>During a scene MJ mentions doing some protesting at an embassy, the teacher then states how that is "patriotic".
How is that SJW?

>>84672027
Based imagineposter

>>84676134
>>84672568
Literally me.

Worst Shake It Up girl. Bella Thorne is superior in every way.

>>84688528
>It's unrealistic for there to be nonwhite people in new york city

pls leave the basement your family is very concerned

>>84672769
>those disgusting nu-dad clothes

>mommyfu rankings

1. Marisa Tomei
.
.
.
9001. the rest

>>84688731
>Bother me
No not really, it just seemed sort of out of place and was another example of a forced quip.
>>84688732
>Bigot
Its not like I have an issue with black people or Asians being in movies, but when the majority of the cast are non white it just feels like another shoehorned diversity narrative

>>84675378
that hairstyle looks like a fucking bitch to maintain and it probably hurts his scalp

>>84688905
>I don't have an issue with black people, but I can only tolerate seeing two or three simultaneously before I reflexively lose my shit

>>84672568
>>84676134
I am the only blonde haired, blue eyed person on /pol/ and in America

>>84688905
lol

>>84682751
Americans don't give a shit about europe. We all know you yuropoors are obsessed. You will never stop bringing Americans up.

And you even trying to deny that is destroyed by the fact that we see it every day.

>>84688945
>criticizing casting choices is equivocal to losing your shit
Go easy on the hyperbole cunt.

>>84683734
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF

>>84672666
>666

Fucking satan. I'm drunk but I'll fucking say it.

I would not fuck him. But he's a pretty good dancer...

Why would disney allow this? This is super fucking gay.

I know guys who do participate in these cross dressing events where they are very popular. Gays not wanting to be women is a bunch of shit.

>>84688296
>>84688528
NYC is only 40% white.

>>84689267
hayl yeeh, gibs mii sum o' dat der dawvurssstyy

>>84672666
How would they fucking allow this?

I'm being serious. Dudes a ridiculously good dancer btw.

>>84689267
What are tourists?

Omg she's wearing pink and had a professional do her make up for 2 hrs.
> so hot
> feminine
Totally makes up for the directors decisions to replace an attractive version of MJ

>>84676790
not a fan of her face but those feet are god tier

>>84672616
Wow, Marlon Brando really let himself go...

>>84689344
It would depend entirely where you are, some areas are basically 100% tourists but large parts of the city are pretty clear of them.

>>84689378
her legs are indeed great, tho

>>84689344
>>84689344
>We should ignore the actual demographic make up of an area in a film and hinge our casting on the assumption that this is a high tourist density area so we can have more white people and not offend the sensibilities of internet users

Yeah dude definitely. Amazing idea.

>>84688739
oh anon, you amuse me so.

>>84672583
Ah yes, they instead support the ones trying to bring about their global master plan. I see, /pol/, i see.

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>>84688648
There's something weird about her face, I actually like mixed girls.

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>>84673054
>he doesn't understand birdman

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>>84672014