Spider-Man Homecoming

Change is good.

>>84664748
Change your polotics

>>84664860
Change your spelling.

the age of the white people is over

>>84664609
Spiderman's actor is a faggot, they're just matching his tastes so the relationship will be more realistic.

Gender flipping is not a new concept.

>>84664609
cos Peter will be bi-curious, to be more modern

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>>84664609
>Zendaya is going to be in every movie now

>>84664609
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while

https://youtu.be/2nkboMqYhSA

>>84664609
he should invest in a comb

All black women look men, that's why no one wants them accept lesbians. But to answer your question, Jews like to promote interracial relationships in order to create an easily controllable low IQ population for a global regime.

>>84665046
They won't be needing much help with making you low IQ

>complain when characters are changed from male to female to have more females in a film
>character changed from female to male
>complain anyway
???

>>84665064

Sure thing Schlomo.

>>84665046

except* long day senpai.

>>84664609
I haven't paid any attention to this movie yet. They actually made MJ a dude?

>>84665254
No, just an ugly black chick named Michelle. but still goes by MJ.

>>84665046
I once caught a black girl shitting behind my home. I was a child running from some friends in a game and when I rounded the side of the house she was there, squatting with her windbreaker pants around her ankles. I had never looked into the eyes of person while they defecated, but I did not look away. I said nothing, but wondered why she didn't just return home, since she lived so close, and what was she gonna to do about the residual shit on her asshole and cheeks? She said nothing to me, but I could tell she was ashamed, and she knew I was disgusted. It stank. And ever since I've known the value of shitting in water.

>>84665254
Yes. Also black.

>>84665019
why the FUCK did they just stop making fake news story videos?

>>84665254
correct, from white redhead girl to twinky black boy
welcome to 2017

>both potential love interests of the movie are niggs

>>84665125
Bait, but just in case you actually believe this I'll reply. The problem is changing an established character. Marvel loves to do this shit. Black characters should stay black, white characters should stay white, female characters should stay female, and make characters should stay male. Mary Jane is a white female, making get black is virtue signaling and nothing but a cash grab. They want to check the diversity box, but they want to cash in on the popular character at the same time. If they want Spidey to have jungle fever, then create a new character to fall in love with. They already took away his spider sense, so they may as well trade out his love for another.

>>84665423
>muh buzzwords
Get your own opinions

>>84664609
JFC why is she so ugly? I dont want to see ugly people when watching movies.

>>84664609
wow he looks like a fag

>>84665436

Not an argument. 8 years.

Spoilers:

>"you know peter, since the beginning of the movie you blew up a store and almost killed its owner because you took the time to make witty jokes about the criminals, you exposed your friend to potentially hazardous radioactive materials of alien origin, you almost killed your friends in an elevator because of said material, you almost sunk a ship full of people in it because you are dumb, you almost became famous for making the new 9/11 because you messed around with an airplane in midflight. but it's okay because you took out this particular bad guy by the sheer power of luck so welcome to the avengers"
What did Tony Stark meant by this?

>>84664609
Did they make Spiderman gay then? Or is MJ no longer the love interest?

>>84664609
>tfw living in a white town with my white friends that have all white girlfriends

Feelsgood.jpg

>>84665254
I hope they did just to see the butthurt from nerds

>>84665559
And yet you don't have a gf

>ITT: 1 guy talking to himself

The intention is for the character to be "gender neutral". That's their words.

>>84665619
Will they show its feminine penis?

>>84665727
PG-13 so no. At most you'll get a boner gag or two.

I don't have a problem with gender bending or changing things up but for fucks sake it's overdone. EVERY FUCKING SHOW. EVERY FUCKING MOVIE. Fucking christ everything has to have a token black, gay, or whatever the fuck in it which is usually coupled with some sort of minor to major social commentary that gets political often enough. Fuck it all really. I hope it all burns to ground.

>>84665763
I think you do have a problem with it.

>>84665786
I shouldn't be seeing this shit in most of the media I can consume when blacks make up a small portion of the population let alone faggots let alone fucking jews.

>>84665814
I think you really have a problem with it.

Diversity can be cool and all. But is the movie good or something I'll remember fondly several years from now?

>>84665847
True need to lower the expectations perhaps shut off my common sense.

>>84665847

Not an argument.

>>84665914
No, it's shit.

>>84665914
Watch it and find out.

>>84665927
This isn't debate class, and I wasn't talking to you.

>>84665939

Not an argument kid. You just gonna surrender like that? Very immature.

>>84665932
t. jon wats

>>84665763
The problem is that they have to always make a big deal out of it. They can't ever throw in a lesbian couple without shining a spotlight on it. Give Black Widow a girlfriend, but don't make a big deal of it. Give Captain America an Asian gf, but don't make the whole movie an allegory of how defeating Red Skull is like defeating racism in 21st century America.

>>84665962
Nail on the head. That's exactly what pisses me off with this shit. They make sure to throw it in your god damn face every chance they get. We fucking get it.

>>84665962
did they really make much of a big deal out of the new MJ? the character was not even in the film much or played up beyond a fellow classmate

>>84664609
If you wouldn't fuck his twink butt you must be some kind of homo

>>84665019
It's funny 'cause it's true!

>>84666033
I think you have to like his ass in Canada. They're okay with you fucking animals up there but if you have a sex doll that looks like a kid they draw a line.

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>>84666009
Not in the film, but they made sure to parade it around during the press leading up to the film.

>>84665019
Not too bad. The CGI in the movie looks horrible. Look at the green screen shit. RDJ and the Iron Man suit. It's so bad.
https://youtu.be/2nkboMqYhSA?t=58s

>>84664609
>one fewer female character
How is this a bad thing?

>>84666033
this

Why not? Holland is clearly gay so just give him a gay love interest.

>the gay mafia puts THIS in our movies instead of a talented busty actress

also wtf she's actually black. I thought she was mexican or something

>>84666172
That's the fucking cast for this franchise?

Ugh

>>84666172
the lads are just wishing they weren't there right now

>>84664609
I think the plan is to bring MJ in in Peters last School year.

>>84664609
He's cute.

>>84667036
what

>>84666172
They say that, but they fucking know they're only there because of diversity hires.

>>84664609
Her power is the power of a long, prehensile feminine penis.

>>84667084
a bbc?

>>84667056
They wanted to do 3 movies for 3 years of High School, and MJ wasn't going to show up till the 3rd movie.

>>84667136
But MJ is in the movie.

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>>84664609
I hate Spiderman with the Avengers but she is God-tier casting.

>>84667145
>But MJ is in the movie.
Yeah, she's going to be in the 3rd movie. So you'll just have to wait.

>>84667092
Think more of a fleshy, hot monkey tail.

>>84667136
the twink stoner guy in OP's is MJ in the film dude, he's called MJ at the end

>>84667175
I love the hair. I like the way it's combed forward to hide part of her hideous face.

>>84667207
It's not going to be Mary Jane though, they still do plan on bringing her in. He's going to be his 2nd love interest.

Angourie Rice might be playing Gwen Stacy.

>>84667293
why did they call that guy MJ in the film then?

>>84667325
No clue. And who knows they might change it and not bring in Mary Jane, but they do plan on going the Gwen then MJ and the Sinister Six route, as that's something Sony has wanted to do since Rami's Spiderman.

>>84667325
To make you think they gender swapped Mary Jane.

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Why is the novel homerotic?

>tfw captain america thinks you're a huge faggot

>>84667363
wouldn't that be a shitstorm if they had a black male MJ then went sike, it's another white girl?

>>84665326
Because CNN took the spotlight

>>84667442
What's Captain Americas view on current LGTB movement? Isn't he from the 50's or something?

>>84667518
>Isn't he from the 50's or something?
The 40's, and I have a hard time believing he's cool with it.

>>84667518
He doesn't like bullies. He doesn't care where they come from.

>>84664609
lol holy shit
they actually did this?

>>84667583
So he doesn't like the current LGBT movement.

>>84667592
Predictable and cringy.

>>84667602
>cringing at facts

>>84665019
Holy shit lol

>>84664609
1st time on /tv/ in a while. I don't see myself coming back anytime soon.

>>84667591
Yes. Enjoy.

>>84667620
Yet here you are.

>>84667620
Good.

MJ has it rough in films

>First, played by too-old snaggletooth Kirsten Dunst and portrayed as a cold bitch
>Second, played by an overweight and plain Shailene Woodley and then cut from the movie
>Third, played by an effeminate looking black boy and portrayed as a dishevelled stoner

She can't catch a break

>>84667452
That's probably what's going to happen as they'll go for Redhead MJ again. Hell they're already looking for blonde white girls for Gwen.

>>84667452
>>84667858
If they do the "Mary Jane actually shows up, MJ in the first film is a different character", they still won't have a white Mary Jane as it'd look back to do a fake out with a black guy then switch back o white girl.

She'll probably be latina or asian

>>84667821

I was actually gonna post this earlier and it slipped my mind. Sucks. Dunst wasn't horrible but just not a good cast imo.

>>84667931
She was too old and frumpy

why the fuck was he so dishevelled? even if they made him a gay guy instead of a girl, shouldn't he be like a super hot model-looking guy?

>>84665019
>the high-flying pubescent Adonis
lel

>>84667905
Nah, they're go the White girl route, it's the reason they cast so many diverse characters, so when they cast two more white girls people can't bitch.

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>>84664609

>>84668085
Cos he was a weird antisocial stoner

its like chloe moretz and pedro the valet's love child

>>84664609
>Peter fucks MJ's twink ass
>face it tiger, you just hit my prostate

>>84668513
>>84668085
>>84667821
Zendaya isn't a tranny. Can someone explain this meme to me?

They made her a trap? fucking lol

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>>84667459
Hahahahaha

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>>84666172
why must this be true???

Miguel O'Hara the Spider-Man of 2099 was fucking diverse and no one gave a shit back then because he was just a badass.

>>84669777
>no one gave a shit back then
No fucking shit. Remember all the black action movie stars of the 80s? They were badass then and no one gave a shit.

People give a shit now because not only are they doing this "diversity" shit to push an anti-white agenda, they are OPEN about it.

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>>84669826
Sad times friend.
In a perfect world I'd like to see a 2099 Spider-Man film. Go full cyber punk

>>84666172
I get that they want diversity and all, but to me it seems unnatural for a white kid to be best friends with a bunch of minorities. I don't know how things are in queens, but in my north european school whites hang with whites mostly, and we leave the brown-skins be. We don't hate them or disrespect them, they just have different ways we can't relate to.

Is Peter hanging with them just because he's a nerd and can't get better friends?

>>84665423
To expand a bit on this, making a character black is exactly what a lot of social-justice types are AGAINST. It puts them on a pedestal, they're not "black female character" they're "the FIRST black _____", when that shouldn't be the goal, the goal should be to reach a point where it's just totally casual and normal that a character happens to be black.

Changing an established character's gender/race makes a bigger statement, it lets you shout "LOOK WE'RE DOING THE PROGRESSIVE THING!!!!", but making a new character who gets to be their own person with their own story and happens to be black is the more progressive option overall. It lets a black actor have a place in a movie where they can play a cool new character, with their own story and their own personality, without having to be a poster-child for diversity.

>>84665019
Bout fucking time onion got funny again.

>>84665814
I live in chicago they seem the majority.