Take me to a fancy restaurant Peter

Okeh.

>>84662610
Ew.

>>84662642
>>84662653
>>>/pol/

>>84662610
Be quiet and hand me the dutch, Peter

>>84662610
diversity was a mistake

>>84662729
Who said anything about race?
>>>/pol/

>>84662610
ayy petey do my eyes look red yo lol im high petey ehh

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>>84662610
she is the least attractive of the latest Disney stock but will probably end up the most successful

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>>84662985
>Bella Thorne
>attractive

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>>84663064

>>84663103
wheres the joker one

>>84662610
"Zendaya" is such an ugly little rat.

>>84663103
How must Bella feel that she was the hottest teen redhead in show business, but she JUSTed hard, and they went with your untalented black co-star for diversity points.

>>84663103
Looks like a fucking dude.

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>>84663103

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>>84663064
>tfw Bella > Zenny

>>84663365
That is her gay black friend.

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>>84662610
hey beter

>>84662610
How come this chick looks some homely.
I don't even mean the color of her skin.
Like her hair is all nappy and unkempt while giving that half assed expression.

>>84663411
she a pothead

>>84663576
Oh that explains it.

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>>84663399
no such thing

>>84663761
Jayden improved a lot after hrt.

>>84663365
m a n l e t
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>>84663761
>second toe longer than the big toe

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she can't act, in her head looking like an outcast means squinting and having your head lean back

The character is meant to be "gender neutral" by the way. Whatever that means.

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>>84662610
So why did they gender flip Mary Jane to a boy? What's the point?

>>84662610
Who is this flatnosed stoner looking cunt?

>>84664989
That's a guy anon

>>84664985
Have you SEEN Tom Holland? With them dick sucking lips?

Just sayin

>Mary-Jane Watson, or MJ Watson, bombshell redhead
>Now Michael Jones, or "M.J.", weird dishevelled guy
Change for the sake of change?

>>84662610
Don't do it Peter

>>84665058
so he's supposed to be his gay love interest?

>>84664985
Why not? Does Mary Jane HAVE to be a girl?

I honestly don't give a shit that they casted a black girl in the role but did they have to pick one so ugly?

>>84662610
This person 100% has a penis.

>>84665090
It's not gay if they're both genderfluid.

>>84665107
Absolutely, you faggot

>>84665090
>sequel time
>a contrivance puts Peter and MJ in a supply closet in tight quarters pressed together
>Peter feels something hard against his thigh
>"Uh, your phone is digging into me"
>"That's not my phone"

>>84665165
They both have dicks so...

>>84665204
Why?

>>84664985
love interests don't have to be exclusively women now, it's 2017

>>84665223
it's not gay if the balls don't touch

>>84662610
sorry they don't permit nappy haired nogs

>>84662610
So is Spider-Man going to suck MJ's big black cock in the sequel? Progressive.

>>84662610
reminder that the character was said to be gender neutral

>>84664985
The bossy personality also indicates he's the top.

I don't care if it's a boy. He's cute.
no homo

>>84663761
Why don't Black people have arches?

Michelle is top tier tomboy-tsundere waifu.

>>84662610
>Peter you ever get one of those boners that just won't go away, in the middle of school? I've been getting them a lot lately. I'm not sure what's causing it.

>White popular redhead girl
to
>Gay black twink nerd boy

I don't see the leap. Where did they jump from one to the other?

>make Mary Jane a black man

Is Spider-Man gonna fight him?

>>84666057
no he's gonna fuck him

Ahh! Goblin!

>in b4 Norma Osborne kidnaps MJ and threatens to castrate him if Spider-Man doesn't surrender
Her daughter Harriet will also become the Pink Goblin

>>84663832
anon you should go to a doctor

Paint me like one of your French girls.

>>84663262
Mom's gonna freak.

>>84666174
>Uh, I didn't paint any French guys...

>>84662610
I love Black girls but this is literally Pablo in a wig

>>84666207
>crossdressing

>>84662610

THIS WAS SOOOO FUCKINH STUPID

ITS LIKE MARVEL WANTS TO PISS OF THE FANS AND LOSE THEM ON OURPOSE

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DOING YOU JACKASSES

GET UR SHIT STRAIGHT MARVEL

WE WANT MJ THE BOMBSHELL REDHEAD

NOT....THIS THING

>>84666292
You're getting a black boy instead and you're going to like it.

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>>84662610
>MCUcks will pretend this is okay

>>84662610
they gender swapped Mary Jane? and race swapped?
how is that supposed to work as the love interest?

>>84662610

Kipling called it the white man's burden

My question is why did they cast a glamorous type then just make them look like a hobo for the whole film?

SO tired of this trend. Black people are not pleasant or pleasant to look at, the unspoken truth. Redhead MJ please

>>84662610
I heard her talk for 2 seconds in a tv spot and she sounded like a burnt-out crack whore.

Why would they make a pretty white character an ugly black character?

>>84666538
Yes and yes
By having Spider-Man be bicurious

>>84664985
Gender, just like race, is barely an important part of a character.

>>84666591
Neither are redheads

>>84666634
Spider-Man is clearly straight in the movie, so how is MJ meant to be his big love interest if it's now a dude?

>>84662610
Is that a guy?

>>84666670
>Spider-Man is clearly straight in the movie

You haven't seen it have you?

He's obviously gay.

>>84666679
Yes >>84664985

>>84666682
>pursues a woman during the film

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>tfw Marvel reveals the "JUST League"

I never asked for this. I just wanted to see my favorite childhood heroes fight the bad guys.

>>84662610
>gorgeous caucasian redheaded model
>cheerful energetic flirty and playful
>once played by the absolute fart that is Kirsten Dunst, portrayed as a cold bitch
>once played by a black girly dude, portrayed as an cynical homeless-looking stoner
MJfags will never catch a break

>>84666679
In the sense that it has a dick, sure. It's meant to be "gender neutral", however.

>>84665113
>Le racists made the same "argument" about star wars

You're not fooling anyone

>>84666726
>a woman

Bella Thorne would have been a better MJ

>>84666670
Mtf trans are now considered actual females. So, according to society, traps are literally not gay anymore :^)

>>84666762
People are still delusional enough to like this coal burning Mexican tranny?

Spiderman is gay

>>84666744
You forgot
>once played by a chubby and plain chick
I don't know what her character would be like as she was deleted from Amazing Spider-Man 2 but yeah.

>>84666670
>clearly straight
I'm not sure if Tom is capable of 'clearly straight'

>>84666762
Fuck off

>>84666762
I legitimately would rather the black twink guy than that plastic drug addict mess.

>>84662610
sorry, the zoo is closed (haha)

>>84666682
Actor =/= character

>>84666732
There are 9 other movies you whiny faggot.

>>84666832
haha great joke senpai

come to /pol/ddit we need people of your talent and you should feel right at home ;)

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I'm normally against black-washing characters, but I also hate Mary-Jane and Homecoming looks like shit anyway with its twink Peter, fat asian Ned, manlet pajeet Flash, and nigress Liz.

>>84666762
That is why they opted to not have a redhead. The Zendaya and Bella dynamic is not and shouldn't be thought of or referred to in a Zendaya only movie.

tl;Dr: Zendaya is distancing her image from Bella.

>>84666670
Because he will be bi-curious. Very straightforward.

What if it's a swerve and next film an actual Mary Jane Watson shows up, and this Micheal character just remains a friend of Peter's?

>Mary Jane is now a Mexican twink boy?
Marvel are usually good with casting. Was this Sony?

>>84666591
Speak for yourself.

>>84662610
She is more masculine than Tom Holland. Which isn't saying much as he's a raging faggot, but still.

>>84667352
>she

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>>84666790
MtF suicide rates show otherwise.

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So...they made your love interest a stoner boy. Well, take it from me, it could always be worse. I had a beautiful big breasted English babe waiting for me, then I was on ice for 80 years and she got all old. That's tough.
So you only have one option, just suck it up and take it. It's likely he has a bigger dick than you anyway.
And remember, always use protection.

>>84666679
For once, yes, it actually is.

>>84662610
wait that's supposed to be MJ? LMFAO

>>84667634
It's "Micheal Jones", the new male MJ.

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Will there be gay sex in the sequel?

>>84667531
kek

>>84662729
Holy fucking shit the triggering is real.

Listen up everyone! Don't make threads about slightly brown people or you are a MASSIVE RACIST

>>84662610
I thought they were just joking. They actually made Mary Jane a guy? What is this, Deviantart?

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>>84667664
Yes, peter is the girl in the relationship

It's a joke right?
Mary Jane is gonna show up in the sequel with Harry, right?

>>84662610
So Mary Jane actually enjoys in partaking the Mary Jane? Woah

>>84667814
We have enough of Harry for a while.

>>84665852
There's probably some scientific reason

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>Fancy Restaurant

MJ has it rough in films

>First, played by too-old snaggletooth Kirsten Dunst and portrayed as a cold bitch
>Second, played by an overweight and plain Shailene Woodley and then cut from the movie
>Third, played by an effeminate looking black boy and portrayed as a dishevelled stoner

She can't catch a break.

>>84662610
>I got a stiffie in class thinking of you, Peter

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>>84667812
>shaved pits

>>84663209
Would you rather "Literally IS a fucking dude"? >>84664985

>>84664985
He's cute.

>>84662985
The middle one is delicious

>>84667664
it's about time we had a gay spiderman

>>84665238
Because that is her Whole Characterization and has been for 30+ years.
Mary Jane is Spidey mans hot gf+red hair.

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>>84662610
Is there a prom scene in the movie? Finished the novel and it wasn't mentioned in there. Well the 145 page novel

>>84668230
Homecoming dance

>>84667664

HOLY SHIT THOSE SHOULDERS

>>84667352
Have you seen Holland's abs ? Nothing feminine about his physique. I mired hard

>>84668261
A guy has square shoulders?

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Reminder: homecoming had best waifu but they relegated her to a supporting role

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>>84668242
So I spent $6 on an unfinished novel??

Wow that sucks

>>84662610
The fuck have they done to Zendaya? she's a cutie IRL. no one likes the "ugly girl is actually beautiful if she makes up" cliche.

>>84668279
Liz should have been white and Michelle can stay black. That way Peter is lusting over both sexes and not 2 blacks which for a white 15 year old boy makes no sense.

Not being racist. Same thing if Peter was black. No way would he just be thinking about black girls

>>84668279
thank god

she needs to stay home to make me dinner and babies

>>84668295
They weren't going for that. MJ is meant to be "gender neutral" in the film. Never actually is identified as female or male

>>84668295
that is will smith's son shopped on her head.

>>84668331
>gender neutral
things that doesn't exist

>>84668354
Neither do Spider-Men. It's a movie.

Fuck off with the le MJ is a guy meme

>>84668363
yeah you're right. I'm still mad thought.

>>84668382
>butthurt

>>84668354
I'm just telling you the intention of the portrayal in the film.

>>84662610
Why the fuck are they putting in so much shit in this movie?

I thought they would have wanted their most popular character's movie to be as safe as possible. Not an experiment on how gay and disgusting spiderman can be.

>>84668417
>gay
what

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>>84662610
MY GOD SHE IS SUCH A GODDESS

>>84668431
>hand touching his dick

>>84668230
Damn, is she an A-cup? Depressing.

>>84668493
>liking cowtits
disgusting

>>84668493
Boys don't have tits unless they're fat, anon.

>>84667531

>cap awoken in mids 2010's
>apparently makes a VHS fitness tape for high schools

How fucking 3rd world is America? VHS? What's next, is the Hulk going to do a book on tape, recorded on an 8-track?

>>84668431
>check out my bulge, Parker

>>84666666

>>84668518
>B/C cup
>cowtits

trans/pedo detected

>>84668431
they didn't ACTUALLY make her as gender neutral as possible did they?

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What went wrong?

>>84668431
Face it tiger
*unzips*
I'm gonna hit your jackpot

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WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE RED HAIR??

>>84668599
Sony don't know what they're doing anymore

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>>84668593
They did. They even avoid ever identifying as female

looks like chloe moretz and pedro the valet's love child

>>84668599
They cast a guy to play a female character?

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>>84668599
Zendaya is a fucking babe. They just made her look really really "tomboy" in this

>>84668614
>Sony don't know what they're doing anymore
The next person who calls Spiderman: Homecoming a Sony film... It's Disney you fucktard. Yes Sony still have some of the rights but it's fucking Disney

>>84668630
t.Spider man Homecoming IDF

>>84668630
They didn't mae her look "tomboy", they made her look "boy".

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>>84668630
>small breasts
>nice and skinny
THIS is what you call a 10/10 female.

Not your thicc chubby fat disgusting boob shit

>>84668649
correction
"gender neutral"

>>84668653
>No Hips whatsoever
I want my women to give birth not look like a little boy.

>>84668653
nigga u gay lol

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>>84668672
>No hips
Fucking perfection!! My dream is to stroke my hands up and down a no hipped cute like this

>>84668697
Have you gone to the doctor to solve your low test. yet?

why did they cast obama to play mary jane

>>84668697
hideous face

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>>84668686
>liking big ugly revolting boobs
I ain't gay. One of the hottest woman alive is Margot Robbie. Her breasts are great in Wolf. Not too big.

>>84662729
Retarded bait

>>84663103
You just prove his post

>>84668278

Yes.

>>84668431
looks like michael jackson

>>84668599
They're both revolting amphibian looking sluts though.

>>84668261
what?

>>84668697
6/10
I've fucked chicks at college hotter than this.
no homo

>>84667531
This is gonna become a thing isn't it?

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>>84668720
>disliking a female gender defining characteristic

nigga u gay

>>84668653
Fucked up face. You are a fucking gayfag.

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How do you go from this?

>>84662610
She will be COLONIZED

>>84662610
>people want to see MJ or Gwen
>give them two OC diversities

>people want to see a buff, blond Flash
>give them a twink looking indian
What did they mean by this?

>>84662610
>black
>androgynous
>curly long hair
>into twinky bois
>MJ

is he supposed to be a homage to Michael Jackson or what?

>>84669088
Peter attends some fancy science school right? Well that's what the novel says. So makes sense for the bully to be a smart Indian

>>84669120
>smart indian

anon...

>>84668653
>>84668720

protip: you actually are a faggot tho

>>84669095
MJ wasn't a pedo for the last damn time! He suffered from a mental disorder which some call "Peter Pan syndrome" where he never wanted to grow up and thus he liked to hang out with boys and pretend he was their age.

Was that weird? Well yeah but he never molested or harmed anyone.

>My friend who is a big MJ fan who has watched every MJ trial and studied all the cases

>>84669153
t. mjidf

>>84669152
>you actually are a faggot tho
Nope. Men gross me out. Especially muscular men.

Feminine bodies is where it's at. Not testosterone males

LEAVE THIS QUEEN ALONE

>>84669153
>MJ wasn't a pedo

yea, he was a faggot that is into twinky bois

>>84669120
>smart indian
>couldn't even invent the loo

>>84668785

Her shoulders are broad, like a man's.

>>84668653
>MAN JAWS
>WIDE AND SQUARE

>>84668697
How is that thing a supermodell again?

>>84662610
>she wears Sylvia Plath shirts
>her name isn't even Mary
>hurr durr she dark and edgy and flips people off
>is somehow voted the academic decathlon captain even though she has no charisma or leadership
I'm certain this isn't going to be the real MJ. Her character has absolutely nothing in common with her source material. The real one will show up in the next one at the end as some stupid bullshit

>>84662610
>Bend over and grab your ankles Peter

What did she mean by this?

>>84662610
I'd smoke weed with her and then go to McDonalds.
Also
>people complaining that a black girls has a disfunctional family

>>84664985
Damn, Mary Jane looks like THAT?

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>>84669174
it's okay to be gay

but it's not okay to lie about it on the internet

you faggot

>>84668279
I wonder if she'll appear in the sequel in Daily Bugle. Granted, Daily Bugle's Betty Brandt was already done and they are staying away from that like the fire...

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>Mysterio will never be A main villain in a SpiderMan Film because they keep on making remakes
He deserves a fucking chance god damnit

>>84666518
why wouldn't it be?

>>84670642
Don't mind these racists, you blackwash one iconic character and these drumphers act like you've done it a dozen different times. Like its 2017 time to embrace diversity like a normal human being lol.

>>84670642
Because she wasn't MJ at all, also she was really annoying.

>>84665213
>"It's my webslinger"

>>84668653
that flat chest is pretty delicious

Wow im gay !

>>84662610
Does this movie even have a main villain for Spiderman to fight on top of a building at the end?

Or is it just about him being upset about ironman, and then fighting him on top of a building at the end?

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>>84668653
>small breasts
>nice and skinny

>>84663411
Her expression makes her look like Jaden Smith

>>84664985
The fag playing Spidertwink demanded it

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>>84662729

"ugly people aren't ugly if they're PoC!"

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>>84662610

>>84669146
>>84669202
People who know everything they know from recent memes on /pol/, stop posting.

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>>84668279

>>84662610
Bend over, Parker. I'm going in dry.

>>84666802
Who?

>>84674439
They filmed a version of Mary Jane for Amazing Spider-Man 2 but cut her from the final film in favour of retaining 400 other subplots.

>take an attractive white female character
>make it a homeless black male character on crack

Ehhhh, maybe I won't see this

>>84662610
I wondering if the twist is actually that this dude is actually a chick but pretends to be a guy.
I knew a "guy" once who turned out to be a biological female taking hormones. He was pretty charismatic and convincing. A real charmer type person.

A real diva "he" was too. Broke a poor girl's heart using her for attention.
I honestly hate people that use others. A real sociopath if there ever was one.

>>84668593
It's a fucking meme

>>84674710
No, it isn't. Watch the film.

>>84674698
>I knew a "guy" once who turned out to be a biological female taking hormones.
That's called a transgender person anon.

>>84674778
No thanks

>>84674698
see >>84668331
it's a boy pretending to be a girl or a girl pretending to be a boy, you'll probably get confirmation which in the next film

>>84674778
Torrent when

>>84667531
Can we please stop ignoring this and turn it into a meme?

>>84674710
wrong, they did go out of their way to make the character as androgynous and ambiguous as the could

>>84674698
Thanks for the story, Holden.

>>84674872
I think not enough folks have actually seen the film yet so they don't get it.

>>84674893
what?

>>84674792
Yeah. I know the terminology.
Explaining which way round this person was is whats relevant. In particular how it relates to their behaviour.

This MJ is pretty bitchy in the film but also overplays the masculine thing.
Hey look at me I'm a total dude. I hang out with the guys. Look at how much of a dude I am. Im a real serious man who talks of serious shit. Man. Like slavery and shit. I'm real deep and stuff.

>>84674941
You say they overplay it but then they pull down their pants to reveal a big brown dick

Seriously though, leaving aside the whole SJW and Marvel shit and the fact that this is a movie. If you are a virgin socially awkward nerd in high school and this girl likes you, would you not?

>>84675088
>girl

>>84674698
Do you mean the character or actor?

>>84666752
>le racists
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/

>>84675088
A qt brown trap? I would

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This guy's in it

>character becomes a trap
>/tv/ pretends to not be aroused

>>84675088
No. She's really, really unattractive. I have nothing against 'alt' girls but she just looks really gross and unhygienic. And thats not including how bad her face is. Normally ugly characters in movies are just normal looking people but that is not the case here. She looks like several guys I know.

>>84675418
She's done up to look like a male. That's intentional.

>>84670098
(((S)))he is going in dry

>>84675315
he deserves more work tbqh. Napplebee is the best.

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>>84664985

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Give MJ a BJ, Parker, you know you want to.

>>84675468
And?

>>84675554
They succeeded in their goal?

>>84675536
>MJ has a bigger dick than Peter Parker
welcome to 2017

Michelle isn't Mary Jane, in fact she has nothing to do with her and is a completely new character, with the MJ thing being a nod to the comics. It's kind of like that 'Robin' guy from TDKR

>>84675654
What does the J stand for? Juarez? Either way there's probably no other MJ in this universe that takes the place of the real MJ, right?

>>84667836
>>84665852
Because blacks are lazy.

>>84675682
Jones. It's his surname in the film.

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>>84662610
liz is better

>>84675730
Noice

>>84675730
The whole "not being a man" part probably puts her over the edge.

>>84675682
Probably not. They're probably not going to do the actual MJ at all, just like they didn't do Uncle Ben, old and ugly aunt May, or the whole spider bite origin story, they don't focus on the spidey sense thing either because it doesn't make sense on film

>>84662729
>calling something bait is bait now

>>84672928
>>84668723
>>84667685
>>84662841
>and it works
Cool.

>>84670147
>a black finally has a father
>he is white
>ended up getting locked up anyway

really makes you think

>>84675536
>>84675554
>>84675567
So MJ is now some kind of transgendered boy?


FUCK ME, PLEASE SAY IT AIN'T TRUE, PLEASE, FUCK ME, PLEASE SAY NONE OF THAT IS TRUE. Because if you're all shit posting I'll apologize. But if you're not, fuck me if you're not i'm gonna find them all and do things.

Please tell me this is a meme.

>>84675806
I saw the film yesterday. It's true.

>>84675806
>being this retarded
you probably even want it to be true just to have a reason to be butthurt

>>84675806
the term is "gender neutral" excuse me

>>84675820
Please tell me you're shit posting, please tell me it's a joke. This fucking can't be real. You're pulling my leg, yeah? I don't wan to google this fuck because I literally don't want this to be real. This can't be real, this can't be real, this can't be real. Please tell me you're joking. I can't take much more of this fucking ride if this is true so please tell me it's a joke.

>>84675567
>Would you say no to this character if they showed interest in you?
No, they don't appeal to me
>But anon, they're supposed to look like that

I'll ask again, and?

>>84675914
It's only a film, bro. But yes it's true.

>>84675914
It's real though.

>>84675962
so MJ is what exactly?

>>84675862
Disgusting animals are doing all kinds of things and passing it off as Entertainment. You can't turn on the telly without faggots every five seconds. And suddenly having a mudslime in your neighborhood and home is the thing to do. I want them all to die.

>>84675871
I really believe that if enough of these people die things may go back to the way it was.

>>84675990
Brown dude with a vagina.

>>84675990
Possibly FtM or MtF, it's unclear which. But not cis.

>>84675959
>>84675962
I really don't know if I can take anymore of this without doing something to stop them.

>>84675914
other anon here.

He wasn't lying

>>84676046
lol it's only some random film character, who cares

>>84676055
I thought it was played by an actress?

>>84676046
It's just a movie
>>84676079
But the character is trans

>>84665852
Easier to walk on sand and such.

>>84676079
yea, just not the character

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>>84668599

>that feel when they hire a dirty spic to play mary jane

>>84676079
The character is very obviously portrayed as an androgynous trap type. The actress is made up to look like a man.

>>84676055
>>84676058
They're going to take someone's that's been WHITE SINCE FOREVER AND NOT A FUCKING FAGGOT OR TRANNIE WEIRD SHIT, and turn it into a black faggot trannie. Make MJ black because you know what, I was fucking mad but I got over it. Fuck, Roland's black. But now she's a faggot trannie? O.K. Now it's time to crush them.

>>84676173
>trap
We need to clear this up: not all trannies are traps. The meme is a very specific type of tranny.

>>84676046
that's some real fucking mental gymnastics, letting memes get to you just because you want your little paranoid narrative to be true
kill yourself

>>84676213
explain

>>84676201
>The film is directed by Jon Watts, with a screenplay by the writing teams of Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley
>((()))

You now know why

>>84676228
Is MJ at the very least a black girl who dresses butch? No. The other anons said that it's a fucking faggot trannie degenerate weird shit! Mental Gymnastics? I'll tell you what's mental gymnastics, you lint shit!

>>84676094
I haven't seen it, do they say that?

>>84676231
It's not a trap if you know there's no chance that's a woman. It's a trap when it looks like a woman but it somehow is a dude. Though in this case I think "trap" applies, he doesn't look that masculine.
Chris Chan is not a trap.

Wait, did they actually make MJ a literal (male) ?

or am I falling for the trolling

I can't tell in 2017

>>84676298
what if it's played by an actress but the character is a trap?

>>84676289
She says she has a penis, while keeping a serious face and the characters laugh waiting for her to laugh too, like it's a joke, but they realize she wasn't being sarcastic.

>>84676254
Someone needs to start killing them. I think if enough of them die, they'll see reason and stop. Otherwise they're just going to continue. I hope someone helps us out. I'm not saying who or what they should do, only to do something anything to restore some kind of balance.

>>84676326
It's a trap imo, idk what that other anon was on about.

>>84676289
other than the line "suck my dick" said as an insult, not directly no, it's just portrayed as "unidentified"

>>84676231
Traps are men who look especially feminine who dress in especially feminine clothes to the point of being totally able to trick most people. This shit? >>84662610 Not a trap.

>>84676298
>Chris Chan is not a trap.
Also true. You can't just put on the clothing of the opposite sex(ala 99% of modern liberal trannies) and be a trap. Think of the actual word, you get tricked into it. If you put a bear trap in the middle of the mall, people aren't going to step on it. You have to hide the truth well enough for people to fall for it.

>>84676366
>Someone needs to start killing them. I think if enough of them die, they'll see reason and stop.

last time someone do that, they just got more rabid

>>84676375
So what is >>84662610?

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/06/24/stan-lee-spider-man-should-never-be-gay/

"Legendary comic book creator Stan Lee has spoken out to defend Marvel – after leaked documents revealed all film versions of superhero Spider-Man are contractually banned from having gay storylines."

don't fall for the memes

based stan lee

>>84676281
I know I'm just responding to bait, but just for clarification for other anons: there is no actual Mary Jane in the film, and she's not a fucking tranny.

>>84676396
Tranny.

>>84676404
but there is no gay storylline in the film, Peter's love interest is Liz Allen

>>84676419
I mean if not a trap, what is it?

>>84676409
She's no Mary Jane same way Miles Morales is not spiderman.
>>84676451
Sorry I realized what you meant after posting. I agree with the other anon: "trannie" maybe

>>84676451
Tranny. All traps are trannies. Not all trannies are traps. This isn't complicated.

>>84676409
this IS Mary Jane, an alternate version
she isn't played as female in the film, she's very clearly done to be androgynous and "genderfluid" as the kids say

>>84676488
what if it's a girl

>>84676518
Not a trap. I already said this, traps are extremely feminine looking dudes.

>>84676518
actor =/= character

>>84676394
That's because it wasn't brutal enough. It's kinda like back when people were calling the Koran devil verses and then they were threatened with murder and then someone placed a bounty on their heads and then they realized, Uh OH. And then no one said anything about the Koran that was at all negative. Only this time I think it's time to kill them, or remind them about something called tact. Remind them in whichever way they'll listen, be it the one you have or the others who follow them. The extremer the better.

>>84676409
Then why have a faggot in there at all? It's a message, a seditious mickey they want our kids to drink. These people has to stop or be forced to stop. Otherwise they'll go ever deeper down the well of depravity.

>>84676541
Traps always have flat, or extremely small tits though. If you put boobs on them they turn into shemales

But shouldn't being "extremely feminine" include having boobs?

>>84676589
They explicitly said they were going to have a diverse school cast. People of colour, transgender people, gay people, etc.

>>84668630
Proof that makeup is the devil.

>>84676595
>If you put boobs on them they turn into shemales
Correct.
>But shouldn't being "extremely feminine" include having boobs?
No. In this context, it's basically all skin tone, musculature and facial structure. Some traps have undergone HRT, but it's not required.

>>84676622
She is wearing makeup in the film dude. They have her deliberately done up to look more gender neutral than she actually looks.

>>84676589
Well, there are now seemingly people who moves in the right direction I think, """tolerating""" muslims and importing them en masse, the people who want them dead the most.

>>84676589
>a seditious mickey they want our kids to drink
I agree, it should always have been "it's ok, whatever" instead of "put on clothes of the opposite sex because that's all it takes to be unique like everyone else."

>>84676722
Men wear skirts in scotland and it's socially acceptable. You are the only one who gets all triggered by it. Let people live the way they want, the only """harm""" they do is triggering your whiny /pol/ safe space.

>>84675914
He is being truthful but also is coming to his own conclusion. It's not stated in the film that MJ is a tranny, or a girl, or anything. They are played as very ambiguous gender wise. They made up the actress to look as masculine as possible and only dressed in male clothing.

Whether they are meant to be a MtF tranny, a trap, or a crossdressing girl, they don't say.

MJ is not a cis female in the film in any case.

>>84676312
MJ literally says "suck my dick" at one point
It's not trolling.

>>84676775
>Men wear skirts in scotland and it's socially acceptable
No, they wear kilts.

>You are the only one who gets all triggered by it
Dissent isn't anger or PTSD.

>Let people live the way they want
They already were living the way they wanted, and I was already letting them.

>>84676823
There's a difference between dissent and "WAAA WAAAAA WHY DONT THEY DIE SOMEONE DO SOMETHING"

>>84676844
I agree, but what does that have to do with me or anything I've said?

>>84676615
That's why they need to be forced out or off this plane. Make them stop, warn them that stopping or at the very least being tactful may be in their best interest or just one day they're here and the next, they're gone. I don't give a shit really. Because the poison they're passing around as harmless choices, will cluster fuck the generations behind us making them infinitely more depraved than we are. If we don't take drastic steps the ones behind us will be even worse which will lead to a collapse of our entire way of life.

>>84676661
But they're going to kill us all long before that. Mudslimes when they're a third of the populace is when they say the hell with negotiation and stop suicide bombing you and openly attacking you. Mudslimes are incompatible with Western Values which is why the very ones forcing this agenda should be killed before they fuck it up for all of us.

>>84676722
The dyke Mayor bitch of Ontario has made it mandatory that parents allow them to teach children about fucking faggots and trannie nasty shits! Why or how people like her are allowed to breathe is a mystery to me. Germany's trying to pass a law that will make it illegal to complain about the influx of Mudslime or the forced normalization of faggots and degenerates. They call it bigotry but ask them in what way and they'll say, because you're disagreeing with us.

>>84676874
Seek help.

>>84676658
That's retarded.

How would they use makeup to make her look worse?

>>84676874
>The dyke Mayor bitch of Ontario has made it mandatory that parents allow them to teach children about fucking faggots and trannie nasty shits!
I don't see the harm in teaching kids about it, that's how they learn to accept things. The problem is teaching kids to be trans, as opposed to letting them figure out organically whether or not they are.

>>84676927
are you retarded

>>84676927
Read the second part. They deliberately made MJ into an ambiguous gender. It's the big change they made, now it's a trap or reverse trap, uncertain which.

>>84676962
why?

>>84676874
>But they're going to kill us all long before that. Mudslimes when they're a third of the populace is when they say the hell with negotiation and stop suicide bombing you and openly attacking you. Mudslimes are incompatible with Western Values which is why the very ones forcing this agenda should be killed before they fuck it up for all of us.

>western values

Western """values""" was created by them tho

>>84676927
paint a mustache with a maker on your face. now you have makeup to look worse.
They basically did something like that but with hollywood quality standards so that she looks like a dude.

>>84677036
But...why? She's a reasonably good looking girl, they made her look terrible on purpose?

>>84676844
Do you know what they're doing? They're following an agenda set out for them by their cultural Marxist overlords. An agenda that wants to destroy Western Society both our beliefs and our structure. These people need to die. There's no talking it out with them. Either you stop, or you die. That's where we've gotten. I'm still trying to figure out how to usurp the media from them. I think I have a way. But the technology isn't there just yet.


>>84676948
You don't have a fucking right to force parents to comply. Parents have a right to protect their kids from degenerate bullshit. YOU'RE to tell your kids that disgusting subhuman behaviors will not be tolerated and isn't at all, natural.

>>84676927
cos the character is a trap

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>>84676948
>he's defending Wynne's Sex Ed system, which is literally, literally crafted by a convicted pedophile

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/child-sex-offender-ben-levin-said-himself-that-he-was-in-charge-of-crafting

>>84677070
>Parents have a right to protect their kids from degenerate bullshit
Sure they do, but this isn't really degeneracy. They're just teaching kids to accept the way some people are because they aren't dangerous or weird.

>>84677120
How does being a convicted pedophile invalidate what they say?

>>84677161
The sexual education curriculum in Ontario is graphic to the extreme that it can be considered grooming. It delivered at extremely early ages. It was literally written by a pedophile. How fucking stupid are you?

To say nothing of how it pushes (unscientific, demonstrably false) gender ideology which is increasing the rates of children "transitioning", which is doing serious harm. It's become a fad, and it's fucking our kids up, and the course encourages it

What is it with you fucks and wanting to destroy the lives of children? Why do liberals never care about sexual abuse and exploitation of minors? Every time. Every fucking time.

>>84677259
>It was literally written by a pedophile
>>84677161
>How does being a convicted pedophile invalidate what they say?

>>84677161
My sex ed class told us that if we masturbate too much, our urinal tract will seal up and our bladder would burst without going to surgery.

Fuck north carolina middle schools.

>>84677284
Yeah, the sex ed we've always had really needs to be updated away from shit like that. If they stop teaching kids that masturbation is bad and start teaching that some people are different than others, whats the harm in that? Sounds like a surplus win.

>>84677281
are you mentally handicapped? He put his sick twisted fantasies of sexualizing children in there, rather than what's best for their life

Like how fucking stupid are you?

You're literally saying someone convicted of sexualizing and abusing fucking children, who has a sex ed course that demonstrably sexualizes children, and this is okay

like what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>84677331
At what point in the curriculum is pedophilia addressed?

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>>84675782
>Now

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>>84677349
I didn't say it talks about pedophiles, I said it was written by a pedophile with the specific intention of

1. getting himself off rather than delivering appropriate education for children
2. grooming children so they are easier for pedophiles to pray upon
3. Manipulate the easily influenced minds of children to fulfill their sexual fantasies

Furthermore, the course starts teaching (unscientific, factually false, demonstrably harmful) gender ideology to fucking EIGHT YEAR OLDS. We are telling EIGHT YEAR OLDS they can change their gender - half the shits think they're dinosaurs for fuck sakes. This isn't appropriate.

"Gender Identity theory is not science-based teaching, but rather a dangerous socio-political philosophy that seeks to normalize a mental disorder. Gender identity confusion is still recognized by the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic & Statistics Manual as a "gender dysphoria" disorder. This ideology being foisted on school children by the Wynne government aims to indoctrinate the next generation into believing that transgenderism/transsexualism is an innate, genetic characteristic just like skin colour or race.
In fact, encouraging the belief that one can choose to be a gender opposite to that which their bodily reality dictates, is psychologically harmful to children who experience sexual confusion. It may also be physically harmful. Many children who might be experiencing temporary gender confusion that would otherwise naturally resolve itself over time, may now instead be "pushed" by the school system toward sex-reassignment surgery. "