here lies /tv/ too

>>84658242
haha imagine bring a virgin in this day and age when literally everyone has apps to have sex with random strangers and no one is exclusive to each other haha

>>84658296
t. virgin

>>84658323
I had multiple sex partners :)

>>84658343
I've had over 30 sexual partners what now

>>84658343
normie. pls go.

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How much of a meme is the virgin shit?

I'm an oldfag and fit the standard 4chan stereotypes by most accounts (socially awkward and NEET for one) and I've had with 5 women in the decade since I turned 18. I fit the normie mold in no way but is that normie behavior?

>>84658370
Now we get fat and ride out the rest of our days watching CW capeshit.

>>84658296
My imagination has developed to the point where I can have sex thousands of times a day with the most beautiful women in the world. I'm in fact the
man furthest from virginity.

You think about that.

>>84658404
>tfw to intelligent to lose virginity

I had sex twice last week

>>84658383
it's not a meme at all. most people here are virgins not because they're ugly, but it's because they're socially awkward and never find themselves in the position where they're able to fuck a girl, and even if they were in that position, they wouldn't know how to seduce a girl into bed. so yeah you're normie as fuck, because you have the skills to have basic human interaction and can seduce women. thats normie as fuck dude, get a clue about yourself and your memes

>>84658563
t. 4chan meme expert

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The whole virgin thing is just a meme right? People don't actually drag themselves through life like this right?

WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE

It's not life changing like virgins seems to think, but it feels a fuck-ton better than fapping.

If I get dubs everyone in this thread gets laid this week.

There, fuck you OP!

If I get dubs everyone in this thread gets laid this week.

>>84659505
not even quads would fix our autism

>>84659588
>88
:|

>>84658296
How do I tell if a random hookup has an STD or not?

I would do a hooker or a random fuck but I'm worried about catching an STD.
I know asking wont work since 1. They'll get offended 2. They'd lie if they did, so I'm scared to fuck.

Don't just fuck to fuck. I hooked up with someone recently just do it for my first time and I struggled to keep it up and I was too nervous to actually get fully into it. Make sure you actually care about the person before doing it if you care about having a "special" first time.

>>84658242
But I've gotten pussy and it's just a tad bit overrated. I've also noticed that virgins project a lot of thier sexual insecurities onto others. You wouldn't happen to be a virgin, would you op?

If I get dubs everyone in this thread gets laid this week.

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Except /tv/ did score.

>>84659651
You don't.
That's half the fun!
You might come home clean!
Or you just might contract AIDS!
That's whole point of sex!

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>>84658242
torres too

>>84659651
I struggle with this dilemma every time I have sex with a rando. Luckily it hasn't happened yet after several hundo. (Knock on wood)

>>84659651
Get tested, show your proof of being clean, and don't fuck anyone who can't show test results in the last month or two.

>>84659651
use the scratch and sniff method

>scratch cotter
>sniff
>if smells disease NO GO
>if smells nice GO

>>84661839
So you're getting tested for STDs every fucking month? Also it's just a piece of paper, anyone who owns a printer could fake it.

>>84660657
You were nervous because it was the first time with a stranger or the first time having sex ever?

>>84659651
Don't go down on randos, and wear a rubber. It's about all you can do if you value casual sex.