What did he mean by this?

>>84657227
"I'm trying to stay relevant"

How can he be gay if hes banged Emma Stone?

He fucks chicks to be not all the way gay

he must've watched that bill nye episode

>>84657281
He didn't enjoy it and the boner was just a result of the physical stress on the penis.

>tfw too gay to have sex with men

>if emma stone wont take me back ill just fuck men instead

>>84657281
she only fucks GOAT chads like Der Goose

>>84657227
Good way to commit career suicide I guess.

>>84657300
half a bbc inside him would still be not all the way gay desu

>>84657227
He's the kind of guy who posts on imageboards for chinese cartoons saying that liking chicks with dicks isn't gay

>>84657325
>You mean this face?

>No way this guy thinks about cocks.

>>84657227
Not the spiderman I expected to come out

>>84657227
Sounds like something someone who hates women would say.

>>84657390
he actually said he wanted spiderman to be gay

>>84657227
Big deal. I'm a straight guy who hasn't had sex with a woman.

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>>84657388

>ftw didn't want to ruin my dub 8's with his fagpression.

Source, please.

>>84657349
He turned gay as a result of dumping frogfu

>>84657325
>>84657425
what does this mean? what does tfw mean? I see people post it here all the time and there text turns green but when I type it out and post it my text doesnt turn green.

Fake news he's talking about preparing for a role

>>84657227
Wow I am SHOCKED. His relationship with Stone definitely wasn't the most obvious beard in history.

Gather round kids, let me tell ya something. When a major Hollywood studio casts you as Spider-Man and tells you you're going to be playing the character for the next ten years then you better conceal that you're a fag. Spider-Man can't be gay. Now that he knows he'll never land a big role ever again he can come out of the gay closet.

>>84657227
You think he ever got the frog to peg him? As a joke?

>>84657468
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>84657227
Hes another MGTOW autistic who thinks its edgy to hate on women since he'd prefer the company of men. But hes probably a fakkit with a micropenis

>Both Spider-Man actors past the Raimi era have been gay
jej

jews embrace degeneracy for the sole purpose of dismantling christian society. Their nature within the host country is to subvert

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>>84657492

Emma's disgusting amphibious vagina is literally turning men gay.
Is this what Alex Jones warned us about?

>>84657227
white boys always fantasies about getting fucked by a muscular black man...it's like their number 1 fantasy.

I'll say this pic explains the modern man in the nutshell. "I'm not gay but I'm still love some of that cock"

>>84657227
It's just him watching RuPaul

>Im gay
>I just dont have sex with men

I literally dont understand how the liberal brain works in 2017

>>84657468
you have to go back

>>84657227
This isn't hard to grasp
For an example of the reverse look at /r9k/.

>>84657227
He's trans and considers himself a lesbian

>>84657468
"then from when" is what tfw means.

It's kinda a play on words of a/s/l (age, sex, location) but in internet speak.

>>84657589
>he does't know liberals are shitting all over Garfield for saying this

>Get herpes from Emma
>Spread it among gay men

I looked, and behold, a white horse

>>84657281
she's a fag hag. it's so fucking obvious

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>>84657227
but... is he really gay then?


man, he's gonna bang some guy and discover he isnt gay at all and its gonna be the most haunting memory of his life. He will be revolted with himself. Why are young jewish males so deeply perverse and bewildered?

>>84657632
I never stop finding the idea of this funny.

>>84657227
He's gay for pusy

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>>84657227
Hard to find time for gay sex when you need to have pictures of spiderman on Jameson's desk tomorrow morning

>falling for fake clickbait

embarassing

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>>84657420
Reddit: The Graph

>>84657227

He hates Mondays

>>84657468
that frog when, then you post a reaction image of a anthropomorphized frog to express your emotions

>>84657830
no fucking shit you retard it literally says that the top goddamn you're stupid

>>84657281

Many gay men have had sex with women. Many gay women have had sex with men.

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https://youtu.be/Gpk28-zFcow
we haven't had those levels of meme magick since 2016

>>84657468
I always thought mfw meant My Face When. Always fit more than feel.

>>84657533
What a genius method actor. So brave.

>>84658052
Nice meme.

Would you believe if, after banging dudes all my life, I announced I was completely and totally straight?

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>>84658091
mfw = my face when, used with reaction images
tfw = that feel when, other people "know that feel" or can get the gist just from the context even without a reaction image

hth (hope this helps)

>>84657227
Sounds like he wants the benefits of being able to say he's a fag without the unpleasantness of the homosexual act. I'm surprised more men aren't doing it.

>>84657227

You better lawyer up asshole

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>>84657536

>this post

>>84658166
yes

>>84657227
well /tv/ is a bunch of straight men who don't have sex with women

>>84657281
she a frog not a woman

>>84657589
>I literally dont understand how the liberal brain works in 2017

It's the victimhood Olympics. Yes, they're mentally I'll

>>84657227

you can be attracted to someone without having sex with them

I'm sure all the straight virgins ITT can understand that

>>84657468
>>84658091
kys

>>84657227
>actor makes a joke, literally a bit homophobic that you're gay if you watch certain tv shows
>both libtards and aut-righters take it completely seriously because they dont read past the headlines

Garfield, who plays a gay character diagnosed with AIDS in the critically-acclaimed drama being staged in London, told the audience that his life is currently so gay, he considers himself a “gay man right now just without the physical act.”

“My only time off during rehearsals – every Sunday I would have eight friends over and we would just watch Ru. This is my life outside of this play,” he said, gushing his praise on “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” which he also said helped him with preparing to be in “Angels in America.”

Garfield did go on to admit, “as far as I know, I am not a gay man,” but appeared to be open to the possibility of a same-sex experience or relationship at some point in the future.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT? ARE YOUS AYING TE GUY WHO SAID WHY CANT SPIDERMAN BE INTO GUYS IS ACTUALLY A HOMO?

DONT YOU SAY... IM LITERALLY SHAKING AND IN TEARS!!! WTF I HATE CIS SCUM NOW.

>>84657227
I think what he was trying to say was "I want all the attention and Hollywood pats on the back of being a faggot but don't want to get poop on my dick."

>>84658822
>implying he'd be the one getting poop on his dick

>>84658964
Try to keep up with the new confusing LGBTQ laws. It's now legally statutory rape if only one guy does the penetrating.

>>84659035
Rape is forced sex + power, therefore men cannot be raped since men hold all the power in society.

>>84659056
Gay "men" are a separate gender now.

They are very confusing laws.

>>84657416
underrated

>>84657493
Uhm...Tom Holland is gay

>>84657227
so he just blows dudes all the time?

>>84657468
For any of your text to turn green you must first put the > sign and do not space when typing that first word right after.

>Observe

Green text usually shows what anon is thinking without actually saying it in regular text.

>>84657227
"I want attention because the new Spiderman is more liked already."

>>84659539
Why the fuck are you spoonfeeding people who obviously haven't lurked for even a week

>>84660010
Because I like spooning men.

>>84657632
>>84657714

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCTbFN0EsDM

yay I just saw this article and was hoping /tv/ would be on it. I'm glad it's at the top.

>2000+seventeen
>People still don't understand that most Hollywood """"relationships"""" are fabricated by PR teams

>>84657300
He just wants to be the butch member of some buttfucking Brady Bunch

>>84657416
overlooked kino

>>84659539
Upboated

Attractive men are visually appealing but how the fuck could anyone want to stick their dick in a poop hole? The vagina is just far superior for penal stimulation.

>>84657227
He refused to touch a gun of course he's gay

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>>84660318

>>84657281
He's a cuck

>>84658070
How can one man be so based?

>>84657227
Stop being a fag Garfield and suck a dick already.

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I've had sex with over 15 different women and sucked one dick 10 years ago.. what does this mean? Who's gayer, me or Andrew?

>>84657281
It was a ruse.

Didn't you watch Easy A?

Clickbait headline. I have only seen a clip from this stage show featuring a superior Andrew.

https://youtu.be/aasE8hkL2DY

Garfield's shitshow for comparison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DinEV8NqKR0

He's saying he feels gay after watching fagshit to prepare for a role

>>84657533
if I was gay I'd be pissed, this is like when transgender people say they're the other sex by adopting over the top stereotypical dress/mannerisms

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>>84660414

He isn't man enough for pusy. It is not for everyone!

>>84660998
Many such cases!

>>84657227
he is MGTOW now

>>84661162
Truly /ourguy/

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>>84657420
Most of their users have to be teenagers, right? Fuck, I like most of those movies but no way I'd put Star wars or dark knight in my top 10.

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>>84657227
He's onto TRAPS