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would you watch?
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would you?
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>>84649451
why would you cast fully grown adults to play kids?
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>>84649407
No too many coloreds involved
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>>84649597
gee, idk
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Yes or no? Dunno who else I would cast. Maybe Christopher Lee as BB but rip ;_;
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>>84649868
>the Beatles
No ffs is this a troll?
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>>84650141
>eva is full of meaningless christian symbols
>snyder movies are full of meaningless christian symbols

it just might work
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>>84650188
a movie about neo from the Matrix, Directed by neo.. and also neo is the lead actor and the composer?

would watch
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>>84649407
Who the fuck has read that book? Ill tell you. No one.
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Ennio Morricone or resurrected Basil Poledouris for the score
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>>84650327
Couldn't think of a composer
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Redmayne as Dorian
Hardy as Lord Henry
Cumberbatch as Basil
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>>84650335
is this /ourmovie/?
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>>84650386
Has been adapted so many times already though, and it just isn't that great
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>>84649923
you need to be 18 to visit this site chumpadre
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>>84650320
I've read it several times. Turn off the flashy picture screen and read a book.
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>>84650335
>>84650386
>>84650402
Fuck off reddit
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>>84649891
What the fuck no
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yes?
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>>84649407
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>>84650532
fucking would because i know he can pull it off

or could, he's old now
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>grab something from that chart of lit approved books
>slap DAVID LYNCH or MIYAZAKI on it for director
>throw on some TV actors and aging pop music

all of these are terrible
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>>84650670
are those just generic children?
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>>84649407
>I'm 14 and my taste if fucking superior
>>84649868
>I just discovered this director and think he's the best in the world in everything
>>84649891
>I'm 14 and my taste is fucking superior
>>84650011
>I only know meme directors and actors
>>84650141
>I'm baiting
>>84650327
>lol this director made some shitty gritty epic summer movies he would be perfect for this
>>84650335
>I'm baiting
>>84650386
I'm baiting
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>>84649407
>ddl, a jew, as jesus
Well, it fits.
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>>84650700
you forgot mine, fucker >>84649451
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>>84650700
>responding to everything with strawman arguments in meme form
>>>/iphoneapps/
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>>84650700
Why is mine the only one that's not green text?
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>>84650821
he just said he's bating, and it shows
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>>84650700
>meme directors and actors
So you have shit taste huh? You like nipshit
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>>84651267
kek
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>>84651478
fucking weebs shitting up the board once more, FUCK OFF
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>>84651478
This hurt to look at.
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>>84649736
THAT ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
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>>84650447

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
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>>84650532
LOL
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>>84650748
This
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>>84650274
>unironically the best post
postmodernism wins again, ladies and gents
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>>84650532
lmao
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>>84650659
Would watch.
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>>84650447
>is an adult
>continues to consume mindless idealism
The Beatles wrote lullabies.
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>>84650532
Arcadio (just arcadio ) is the best character

Prove me wrong, Aureliano fags
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>>84649407
>Tyler
>not Trent

you fucking idiot
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Test
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>>84651777
which one's which, I forget
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>>84651803
Arcadio was the teacher that become the dictator of Macondo when Colonel Aureliano left

His death scene was legendary
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>>84649451
The worst
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>>84651840
Arcadio is the bigguy/hothead and Aureliano is the honourable guy, right?

And Arcadio's death was.... honorable iirc, right?
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>>84650748
Only non-shit response
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>>84650700
this
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>>84651840
Aureliano's death with the hurricane at the end wasn't legendary? fuck outta here
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>>84650748
meh, i like Greenwood but he became the great musical meme composer since Morricone
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>>84652209
That's the Last Aureliano, you idiot! I am talking about Colonel Aureliano!
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>>84652255
You have no music taste to call Morricone a meme. And Greenwood was great in There Will Be Blood
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>>84652426
>>84652209
having read through the wikipedia character descriptions, I didn't remember so much incest. I remembered incest... but not so much.
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>>84651478
>Shayleen Woodly as Madoka

MADOKA IS TOO PURE TO BE PLAYED BY 3DPD REEEEEE

no, really.
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>>84651616
why did he became black?
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>>84649451
change Pratt to channing tatum and make it a Jump Street spin off.
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>>84649891
lynch would make it too abstract
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>>84649407
Almost fell for the bait, but then I saw Tyler, The Creator
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>>84649891
Bad source material
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>>84651478
Homura is supposed to be best girl, not an ugly troll.
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>>84650141
>making an anime into a live action movie
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I feel like this could be interesting. I expect Malick wouldn't follow the source material very closely, but that might be a good thing.
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>>84652910
Malik needs to film The Sound and the Fury
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>>84650670
Wes Anderson Earthbound movie

I never realized how much I wanted this.
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>>84652982
I don't think he could surpass Franco's version.
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Why aren't we funding this?
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>>84653066
Because literally all of those people are dead
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>>84652480
because his big dock
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>>84652910
>3 hours of the came whirling around kid's faces and the ground and trees
malick died at thin red line, tree of life is only forgivable because it actually has an interesting story
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>>84650141
jesus christ I can't think of anything worse
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>inb4 unfilmable
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>>84649451
>from the director that can't put together a fucking coherent movie
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>>84653550

broooooo I just made this
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>>84650748
who's the cutie on the right?
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>>84649736
12th graders are fully grown adults, anon.
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>>84653601
Sam Elliot
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>>84651267
underrated
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>>84653550
Blood Meridian isn't even close to being unfilmable, but Terrence Malick is a terrible choice. i'm on board with your other ideas, though.

>>84653595
who's that director?
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>>84650700
is this the worst post on the board?
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>>84653595
Can't say I'm a big fan of the casting of The Kid, but DaFoe would be a fucking perfect Toadvine; actually gonna change mine now.
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>>84653550
who plays the kid?
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>>84653828
I honestly can't think of any director's around today that could pull off the scope of the book, beyond maybe Gibson.
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>>84653397
>3 hours of the came whirling around kid's faces and the ground and trees
name one flaw in this.
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>>84653952
An unknown. Maybe pic related as the kid grown up.
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>>84654120
Fassbender is way too good looking to play George, otherwise great choises.
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>>84653828
>>84653961
Actually, I take that back, the dude who directed Macbeth would be pretty good.
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>>84652458
>hey we need to play it safe and hire a good composer
>say no more

they're both okay,but let's face it, they're a meme
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>>84654265
>from the director of Assassin's Creed
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>>84650532
Yes.
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>>84653066
I see what you did there.
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>>84654294
He only directed that so he could direct Macbeth, also, the script was so shit, I can't see any other director doing a good job. Even then, the movie still had a great visual flare to it.
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>>84654294
>implying Assassin's Creed is bad
okay, the script is somewhat self-serious and goofy, but if you're willing to approach it on its own terms it's one of the most fun, propulsive, and visually inventive action films of the decade.
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>>84653601
Johnny Marr
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>>84654120
great choices all around, but i think the character of Lenny is too goofy to get right on screen. the idea of the "funny retard" has been pushed too much in popular culture.
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>>84654120
Tbh I really like the Malkovic one
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>>84654684
I'd rewrite it slightly so the disability is downplayed just slightly
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>>84654714
Oh same, the idea wasn't a dream idea, just a hypothetical "if they ever did a movie again" scenario
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How about historical events?
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Alexandre Desplat is a pretty generic pick for composer, but i think if he did something similar to his work on Jonathan Glazer's film Birth it could be great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7mTCNqoonU
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>tv users so young the only source material they can use is required high school plebeian shit, anime, and vidya
LOL fuck you people are embarrassing
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>>84654028
it's boring. It was fresh and new once but now it's tiring
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>>84655076
>my only accomplishment is being old and feeling superior for being an old guy in a board of mostly young people
lmoa gon roast u on my snap grandpa
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Ideally I think The Shadow should be brought back as a tv series, hence why I picked Frank Darabont.
For composer choice I'm thinking Greg LoPiccolo.
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>>84649407
Jesus wasn't in Paradise Lost you dumb dumb
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>>84655051
What about flashback Gretta and little Jimmy OKillarney or whatever the flup
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>>84649451
>plebkira
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>>84656111
>MBV in /tv/
man I thought I was the only who's been triplethreating /lit/,/tv/, and /mu/ for years but apparently there's dozens
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>>84650335
fund it
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>>84654976
>Competent actors that look exactly alike

Rush-tier friendo
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>>84649407
despite the autists responses, I'd watch it OP.
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>>84654976
pretty great, i'd watch in a heartbeat
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>>84657683
lol that would never work
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>>84657214
>cast
wut
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>>84657214
L I T T Y
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>>84652577
i kek'd
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>>84653017
My god
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>>84649451

I'll watch anything Snyder does.
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>>84657683
>adapting Stephen King novels
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Kenneth Branagh directs Artemis Fowl, with music from Howard Shore.

Starring
>an unknown, preferably Irish child as Artemis
>Halfthor Bjornsson as Butler
>Anne Hathaway as Holly Short
>Simon Pegg as Foaly
>JK Simmons as Julius Root
>and Jack Black as Mulch Diggums
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>>84651901
i guess it could work?
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>>84659519
i have good news for you, anon

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3089630/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
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>>84650670
cant wait for the rape scene
and gygas in the womb
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>>84649407
I know it's a bait post but I'll bite:

>Satan, formerly lucifer, the most beautiful all angels
>Jason Lee
no


>Jesus
>Paradise lost
Pick one

>Niggers
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>>84659702
I'll believe it when I see it.

Tom Felton, as HP1 era Malfoy, was the perfect Artemis Fowl and it never happened.
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>>84650532
kek
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>>84659816
He kind of fits that smug prideful satan image though. I could image him trying to be witty with Adam and Eve
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>>84649407
Jesus wasn't in Paradise Lost, you dumb fucks.

But yes, Paradise Lost would make a great movie.
Not by that fuck.

Dig up Kubrick's corpse and get him to do it.

Satan is the protagonist of the story.
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>>84659915
>>84659816
Hes obviously talking about Paradise Lost II Paradise Regained. It would be a two part.
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>>84649451

I didn't know i needed this
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>>84660049
Paradise Regained is shit

Paradise Lost is the shit only because Satan is the protagonist.
Milton is such a fucking fag that he only wrote one good thing. Well except those pamphlets about the British Civil War.
But fuck those
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Does anyone have any real questions about Paradise Lost?

I'm a cuck who spent 6 months reading it over and over again for class.
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>>84653700
like, barely
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>>84660157
You don't like Comus?
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>>84660237
Actually never read it, desu
Wasn't on my course list

Is it good?
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>>84660288
Yeah its good. Its not that long either.
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>>84660375
I may just check it out

Does it smack with Milton's arrogance like so much of his other work?
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>>84650580
I'm only responding so (you) know how absolutely shit every part of that is.
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>>84650011
Shit, son.

Gilliam directed Galapagos is everything I want rn
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>>84654284
Why woukd you have to define it as a meme.
They are safe answers to get a 8(or above)/10 product
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>>84649407
I unironically want to direct an adaptation of Hamlet starring Tyler the Creator. Would anybody be interested in that? Would you watch it? If you can get me in contact with Tyler, please email me.
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>>84657214
best in this thread
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painting

is

my

life

dad
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>>84660870
Riggght?
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>>84661216
please fuck off and never post this again
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>>84649407
I never actually finished reading 1984, this is based off the first 16 pages.
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Get a pair of young, reasonably talented actresses for the filthy assistants and call it a day. Might work better as a limited series.
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>>84661216
FUCK this book
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>>84654120
wow Michael Pitt would be a fucking great Curly.
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>>84649407
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>>84651000
>Cary Grant as Batman

I never knew I wanted this so much, fuck this world.
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>>84661525
fuck you, buddy
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>>84650532
Compositor: Based Santaolalla
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>>84649451
>white cast for Akira

No
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>>84661628
No, FUCK that book

Yeah yeah, the way the book is written is a externalization on how it is to be fucking autistic or whatever.
But fuck, it does NOT take 2000 pages to get that message across

I'm fucking resentful that I read that giant fucking brick and the end was "Didya feel stupid and bored? Well I wanted you to be, because that's how iti's like to be crazy like me"
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>>84661711
>implying the book has a single "message" it's trying to get across
>implying that if it did, it would be that asinine bullshit you pulled out of your ass
neck yourself, senpaitachi
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>>84649891
Didn't this almost happen? Wasn't Lynch offered "1984" at one time?
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>>84661758
Then tell me, oh sage
What is the book really about?

If it's not about how hard it is to be a tard in life, what is it really about?

Fucking tennis?
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>>84661494
Aren't all the revivals super young and hot?
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>>84661816
>What is the book really about?
this is where you're going wrong, retard

not everything can be summarized in a single, easily digestible koan

once you stop trying to reduce art to a lesson or moral you should try rereading the book

don't bother responding to this because i'm going to ignore you
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It was hard choosing an actor for ellie, knowing this board you guys would probably have better casting ideas
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Documentary Kino
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>>84662156
While I think the choices are great, but I just don't think we need a Last of Us movie. The game is practically a movie anyway, so what'd be the point
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>>84662344
>Directed by Nolan
D R O P P E D
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>>84662179
unironically best in the thread. I think Herzog would be fascinated with the subject as well
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>>84662503
what if ol'fuku did it?
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>>84649407
>Five Nights at Freddy's directed by Vince Gilligan, starring Paul Dano, composed by Perturbator.
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>>84662179
I'd watch
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>>84663412
At first I thought you specifically meant you wanted a movie based on the Pigs in Space sketch, starring Jason Schwartzman as Luke Hogthrob.
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>>84662344
Hyperion ought to be a HBO series

It needs the stories to be told as individuals before it comes together

It can't be just a 2 hour movie where each pilgrim gets less than 15 minutes.

Hyperion is Simmons best work.
It's straight kino if you can adapt it.
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>>84649407
Paradise Lost was already perfectly interpreted by another black artist named Actress. His best work, highly recommended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpw9K3y5rmI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A7YF9fZNBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-w6CGJRbok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F-v9RZt1Z8
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>>84649407
Not a fan of Tyler, but the actors and directors are good enough.
>>84649451
Snyder yes, actors no.
>>84649868
Don't really like the source material.
>>84649891
Nah. I like everything in there, but wouldn't work together.
>>84650011
Good actors, shit actresses.
>>84650141
I don't like eva to begin with.
>>84650532
Like the concept.
>>84650670
Earthbound needs more Rob Reiner or Jon Favreau directing. Would be all for it if Anderson did it with puppets or something like that.
>>84650748
Would rather have it without music or with Nick Cave in charge.
>>84651000
Actually good.
>>84653066
Needs more dadrock.
>>84653550
Malick would be awful, the adaptation needs balance. Andrew Dominik could pull it off, same with the Coen Bros (as they already did). Malick would have been great with The Road, even tho Hillcoat did a pretty good job.
>>84655019
Awful casting choice for Freeman.
>>84661216
I get it, it ain't funny, but I get it.
>>84661494
why scorsese?
>>84663608
awful choice for a director
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>>84653066
Dubs guy is poining the wrong way
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>>84650659
Lynch is my favorite director but get the fuck outta here. Paul Thomas Anderson would be a better fit
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Impossible, tho.
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This would probably work best as a miniseries or an epic trilogy
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>>84666315
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080274/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
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>>84650335
queeqeg isnt a nigger you stupid nigger kike faggot cunt hes islander
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>>84650532
top fucking kek
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>>84649407

yes.
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>>84662179
this would be oscar worthy
chris life is a roller coaster that still wont stops
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>>84649451
Akino
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>>84665153
>Would rather have it without music or with Nick Cave in charge
My plan was to make it without music, only with some gospel at the church scene, and with a piece of score like in There Will Be Blood opening when he drowns the retard
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>>84663831
This
It would be fucking expansive though
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>>84649407
>sandnigger
>le middle aged skater manchild
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>>84668396
>middle aged
the dude is 26
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>>84649868
> Brother's karamazov
> Raskolnikov
Do you even know what you're talking about?
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>>84650335
Fuck you for casting a nigger in a coconuts role
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>>84661684
>>84661684
>implying Akira was inherently Japanese
>implying nuclear metaphor is not THE pleb interpretation
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>>84652819
>Implying Edge of Tomorrow wasn't Action flick kino

Pleb-o-meter running hot
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>>84651901
> Bergman remembered on this cesspool of board
I love you
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>>84666621
So you'd rather The Rock?
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>>84668578
How about
>Temuera Morrison
>Cliff Curtis
>Manu Bennett
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>>84657214
>rdj playing the manlet eddy
pure fucking C-I-N-E-M-A
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>>84649451
>we will never get Akirino
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>>84663608
>>84662344
>>84661563
>wanting nolan to direct more films
kys
>>84655051
if you werent a disgusting rebbitor, you'd know that there already is a great screen adaptation of The Dead by John Huston
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I want this movie more than ever now.
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>>84669101
you realize Daud was already voiced by a professional actor, right
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>>84669160
Never knew that, well then we'd get him.
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>>84669101
when did ray liotta turn into a fallout npc
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>>84662179
>not putting pasta about chris' sad life documentary and finally becoming sonic

havent read it in years
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Could this be artfully done?
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>>84668952
>The Dead by John Huston
i actually had no idea this existed. i'll check it out.
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>>84669334
Please god let Danny's face be visible from the costume instead of a full body one
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>>84670984
that's how I imaged it
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>>84670984
Pretty much just makeup and prosthetic accessories
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>>84665746
Paul Thomas Anderson is a shit director
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>>84665153
>Andrew Dominik
I am sick of seeing this meme hack director
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>>84665746
Lynch is perfect for that dreamy surreal environment you dolt
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Someone post the 40k one aka the most expensive movie never made
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>>84671858
his movies have more balance compared to Malick's scenery porno
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>people using video games and albums as "source material"

you make me sick
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>>84650141
Can't wait for him to completely miss the point
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>>84673686
can't fuck it up anymore than the anime.
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>>84673628
>thinking the source matters
adaptations are either:
>we got the rights and have this script, just replace the names and we're good to go
or
>I like that idea, but let me ignore or rewrite everything else

>>84674395
Woland is great, rest of the cast is meh. John Goodman for the guy that gets decapitated by the cat and Christina Hendricks as the maid who gets turned into a witch. Steve Buscemi as Fagotto.

Gandolfini would've made a great Pontius Pilate.
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>>84675624
kek
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>>84675305
No
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>>84669339
It's an underrated masterpiece too.
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>>84665153
Because Scorsese loves protagonists that are competent assholes that run on drugs. So Spider.
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>>84657214
MF DOOM as Composer? Yes.
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>>84649407
the source material in itself seems like something Lynch would do
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>>84677252
oh and i would add Danny Brown or Death Grips as composer
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