When was the last time you walked out of a film? >pic related

>>84648791
>I walked out of one of the best science fiction films of the last ten years.

>>84648819
lol no

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This shit

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>>84648819
>tfw interstellar came out 10 years ago

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>>84648791

>>84648819
>the best science fiction
What was the science element? Frozen clouds? Planet without core? Idea of building the reserve planet near the black hole? Thats all bullshit

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>>84648791
I had had enough at this point

>>84648918
OF the last ten years you illiterare faggot.

>>84648892
BRAAAAAP from two angles, I like

>>84648982
Woah, great argument there. Looks like it's absolute garbage then XD simply ebin comeback bruh!

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>>84648819
I sure hope you mean pic related

>>84648791
i've never walked out of a film but the closest i've come in recent memory was Taraji P. Henson's monologue about having to walk half a mile to the bathroom in Hidden Figures and the scene where Deadshot refuses to shoot Harley in Suicide Squad

>>84649007
So you walked out at the end? Lol k

I wanted to get out when the film was cuting from the intresting space fiction on another planet to that lousy drama from this farmer stupid bitch shouthing some nonsense to someone and jogling with kids.

>>84648982
>wahhh bullshit!
>2017 discussion on film and television

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>>84649062
>interstellar came out over 10 years ago
thanks anon, now i feel old

>>84648819
>>84649115
relax, guys. you both have shit taste. no reason to fight over whose hamhandedly "philosophical" hackjob is worse.

>>84649115
>nobody understands what "one of the" means.

robocop when they were in the abandoned warehouse

>>84648791
Never. The only time I was seriously considering it was Transformers 2.

>>84649157
>you like one thing I don't like
>this means you have shit taste
You probably hate it because someone memed at you that it was bad.

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>>84649062
>tfw Interstellar came out 22 years ago

>>84649145
>interstellar came out over 10 years ago
Holy shit you are dense, OF the last 10 years...OF OF OF OF.

>>84648791
Never walked out of the cinema.
Only ever turned off 2 films before the end in 3 years.

>Dumb And Dumberer.
>Ghostbusters (2016).

I've seen shit like Pink Flamingos, Salo, August Underground's Mordum... been able to watch those all through.
D&Derer and Ghostbusters remake were definitely just way too disappointing to even consider finishing.

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>>84649299
30 years that should say.

>>84649299
I feel asleep during Hoodwinked and walked out of the second one.

The Witch. The score made my head hurt beyond reason.

>>84648857
Name what was then.

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>>84649328
>Ghostbusters (2016) came out 30 years ago
it still feels like yesterday

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>>84649273
>You'll never be a kid in the 90s again
>eatin fruit by the foot and watchin Interstellar on saturday mornings
>ywn Kids WB-yourself ever again

>>84649211
no, i saw both films in theaters and decided that they were terrible all by myself. Interstellar is completely scuttled by its awful script, despite some interesting ideas, a good soundtrack, and creative special effects. Arrival had a strong prologue, but it goes downhill as soon as Amy Adams actually boards the alien ship, since the emotional core of the story is completely buried in overly expository dialogue, and the climax of the film ultimately hinges on a completely illogical deus ex machina.

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>>84648791
But if I walk out of a film I walk out of my room.

>>84649369
Well good cause that was the end.

>>84649449
Well looks like I am not allowed to like or defend the film then. Your mind is already made up.

>>84649007
I fell asleep after 20 minutes of the first Star Wars. The only other movie I ever fell asleep to in a theater was Popeye.

>>84648791
It actually was science fiction, Life. That movie was just so fucking horrible. It was yet another sci-fi movie plot that only escalated because literally everybody was stupid as shit and acted like they have zero professional training. After the Ryan Reynolds tries to save the black guy sequence I just knew exactly how the movie progresses and I didn't give a fuck, so I left. The black guy probably dies, that Russian chick dies, the Japanese guy dies and we're left with that other chick and the depressed long-time astronaut who probably decides to sacrifice himself because he belongs into space or some shit. It's just so drenched in cliche, I can't see anything remotely entertaining about it.

I would rather sit through the worst movie ever than get up in a room full of people and draw attention to myself.

>>84648982
he said science fiction you dingus, not science. Even hard sci-fi has an element of the fantastical.

>>84649574
feel free to defend it, but i doubt you have anything to say that i haven't heard before. most of my friends loved both films, so i've had a number of conversations about both with them.

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>>84649599
lol

>>84649580
you are 100% correct with your plot summary
if this is not a ruse, congrats

I turned off the 1st LotR movie after 10-15 minutes, and 2001 Space Odyssey after 5-10 minutes.

>>84649599
>I'm this much of a self conscious beta

>>84648791
Never. If I pay for it, I'm going to watch it all possibly seething in masochistic anguish and then come posting on /tv/.

>>84649840
Yes.

>>84648791
I never walked out of a movie. That would be money thrown out of the window.

Rouge One
Before that, District 9

>>84648791
i think it was transformers 2. was making out with qt so we decided to go fuuck if you know what i mean senpai

>>84649115
Haha just look at this circle and you can violate every physical law by sending information back in time. Not even using some kind of plot device like a wormhole or a time machine, just DUDE I CAN SEE THRU TIME NOW, THE CIRCLE TOLD ME HOW
Why do any scifi fans like this movie?

>>84650139
>we decided to go fuuck if you know what i mean senpai
specify

>>84650037
It wouldnt be

>>84648791

You dont got the guts to walk out of a movie theater.

dont kid yourself

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>>84649273
>interstellar came out OF years ago

>>84650037
You've already thrown money away by paying to see a shit movie.
Why suffer through it, too?

>>84650822
>I already threw my money into my toilet bowl, why don't I just shit on it too?

>>84650587
>it's a 'nobody gets what the point of science fiction is' episode

I'm sure you're a fan of the sci-fi classics like Star Wars champ

>>84650924
Except you ain't getting back no matter what, so might as well save your time.

>>84650735
Please explain how spending money on a product you then don't use, isn't wasting money..

>>84649443
There hasn't been a 90s kid in over 20 years. They're all gone.

>>84648791
Never. That's because generally I don't go see a film I think I'll hate.

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>>84649599
You've never had to get up to go to the bathroom or refill an Icee?

>>84648791
I don't I ever have, but the one I got closest to was while watching Chappie like 2 weeks after it came out. was literally the only person in the theater room. If you've seen it you know it gets pretty fucking stupid at times, and the gangster characters get really annoying. Couldn't bring myself to walk out though.

>>84650956
You think science fiction has a point? They're movies people watch for fun, that sometimes makes you think. All I was thinking about it how fucked off I was that I waited the whole movie for that insane pay off. The plot of this movie originally was found written on the walls of a mental institution in blood and excrement.

The only movie I've ever walked out on was Avatar (The Last Airbender).

>>84649861
that's the spirit

>>84651108
the point of the "sci-fi" genre is to post questions about science and technology and relate that to people and society.

Insterstellar is a big budget adventure film, the focus is on set pieces that don't have to make sense, just look cool. On that level it works, however it's not a science fiction film just because it's set to a backdrop of space any more than star wars is. At the end of the day interstellar could take place in another setting, for example consider interstellar but set in the 1500's where Coop leaves his children behind to go on an exploration mission to locate another colony for his King. Much of the same themes of loss of familial connection, the importance of love and emotional attachment as a catalyst, etc. play out.

Arrival is sci-fi because it's posing a technical question. "What if time-travelling aliens were real" is a question that's unrealistic however the point of the movie is not buried in the technology, it's buried in the people and their reaction to it and what it says about the human condition. Unlike Interstellar, Arrival is impossible to transplant to another genre because it's defined by the language of the aliens. It's core theme is introspection of modern society - our aims, beliefs, dreams and reactions to things that challenge us on those.

tl;dr you're a brainlet, consider suicide.

>>84648892
>indoctrinating kids into thinking genitals are unnatural or don't exist
it is truly evil

>>84649558
>He doesn't stay for the credits

Why to show how much of pleb you are

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>Go with 5 friends who told me nothing about it.
>Walk out 20 mins in
>about an hour and a half later get a call
>"We should have come with you"

>>84651512
This is the most fedora thing I've read in this year. I applaud you.

I would have walked out of a dame to kill for but I was the only one in the theater so I just played with my phone.

>>84651695
Thanks, I worked hard on it.

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Was hoping it'd be as good as the Judge Dredd reboot.

Holy fucking shit was I wrong. I have never walked out of any other film.

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>>84648791
I laughed out loud during the "it's impossible" "no, it's necessary".

Pic related was the only movie that made me walk out of the theater. Now is a cult movie apparently.

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>>84651045
>90s kids were 90 years ago

>>84651045
Where did they go?

How do we get them to come back?

>>84651512
you fight the good fight

but in people's minds, space setting=sci-fi, no way to change that

>>84648819
The Martian, Chappie, Arrival, Ex Machina and Coherence are all better and more memorable.

>>84649830
Based

>>84650981
You dont spend money to sit in a theater, you pay it to enjoy the movie
If you dont enjoy the movie then the money is wasted, but it is wasted whether you stay in the theater or not
Its a sunk cost at that point.
Staying their and forcing yourself to watch a movie you dont enjoy adds no value. It accomplishes nothing

>>84652041
Chappie isn't science fiction any more than Short Circuit is. They're both movies about "what does it mean to be a person" or "what does it mean to be alive" but the fact they feature robots with solid-state circuitry is because of our fascination with the technology; it's not about the technology itself or what it's (autonomous robots) impact on humanity would be.

>>84651512
Nice attempt at trying to justify the 1000s of hours you've spent watching 'cinema'
You seem very angry and I'm sure you 'get it', but in reality scifi is a genre about exploring the possibilities of science and technology and how humans fit into that. I appreciated that intestellar brought on board some physicists to make sure they got the science elements right. Having the astronauts overcome the challenge of exploring planets in the orbit of a black hole, then actually enter the event horizon and have that simulated on screen was amazing and the highlight of the whole film. Having a pretentious little fag like you write a script about 'the human condition' with creative writing major tier 'science' shit all over it is sad. They should have just made it a kids story about how the fairies teach a girl magic and she uses it to save her parents, that would have been a timeless story that explored the human condition even better.

>>84652041
Coherence is absolute kino.

>>84651512
>Interstellar isn't sci-fi
Nice bait.

>>84648791
I just skip the middle man and don't bother going.

>>84652041
>The Martian
A dramaedy space version of castaway on Mars.
>Chappie
Short Circuit
>Ex Machina
Only one you mentioned as good as Interstellar.

You're retarded mate.

>>84652124
You pay to see the movie, not enjoy it. The product is the film you semantic faggot. If you don't see the movie, you wasted the money. No amount of gymnastics changes that.

>>84652168
are you seriously going to choose "interstellar is harder science" as a hill to die on?

because the science of interstellar is incredibly wrong in many, many ways. It's fundamentally flawed even.

Arrival has one bullshit bit: time travel exists.

Meanwhile in interstellar:

>if you visit the planet then you experience time dilation because it's so close to the black hole! Five minutes is equal to years up in orbit!

Except wait a minute, the thing in orbit would be at times closer to the black hole than the people on the surface of the planet and in any case the difference between surface and orbit is not large enough relative to the distance to the black hole for time to dilate like that. It also wouldn't cause huge waves like that either. Cool set piece though, even if the science makes no sense.

>wormholes exist and you can travel through them!

Everything about this is implausible, it relies on the existence of theoretical forms of matter, it necesitates the wormhole be exceptionally stable and it necessitates that the worm hole be traversable. This single assumption is already more or less equivalent to the time travel aspect of Arrival.

>you can enter black holes

This is dumb plain and simple, I'd say it'd be like depicting somebody walking on the sun except it's infinitely worse.

>the inside of black holes is X

we have zero clue about the inside of black holes, that's literally the definition of a black hole

>the inside of black holes is a tesseract construct that allows communication through time

hey wait a second, this is literally arrival, so interstellar is arrival but also a half dozen other major inaccuracies piled on? Funny how that works out.

>there's some technobabble 'solution' to gravity that allows you to magically propel something somehow, presumably this would be reactionless or something similarly significant.

this isn't even wrong, it's just hollywood bullshit.

I could keep going but you get the picture.

>>84652884
>he doesn't know that time dilation is a real thing in space.
It's almost like this is science fiction, spergbot.

>>84652721
If the movie sucks there is no point in forcing yourself to watch it
You dont get more value by wasting your time

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>>84648791
Oblivion for it's plot twist.
Edge of Tomorrow for the concept.
Prometheus for it's atmosphere.
I think all of these movies have shitty endings tou

>>84652884
>we have zero clue about the inside of black holes, that's literally the definition of a black hole
Holy fuck this is a dumb complaint.
>you can enter black holes
They only enter it after help from interdimensional beings who use black holes. Why would you assume, some retarded ape that you are, that beings can't do that? There could be dozens of life forms that are mom-carbon based for shits sake, you have no idea.
>wormholes exist and you can travel through them!
We have been theorizing how these could exist for decades.

>>84653045
it's almost like your point that interstellar contains good science is complete bullshit. All it really means is that Interstellar uses a veneer of obviously wrong pop-sci to attract retards like you.

Does interstellar look cool? It does, the wave planet is an amazing idea.

Does interstellar have acting people can appreciate? It does, the scene where coop views his backlog of messages is incredible for example.

Does interstellar have neat ideas? It does, the core theme is something processable and meaningful.

Is interstellar even remotely scientific? It's not, it gets a great many things wrong, if there truly was a physicist on staff one can only assume he was continually ignored or over-ruled on all but the most petty aspects.

Is interstellar sci-fi? No.

>>84653065
You aren't following sweetie, the point of paying for a film is only to see it. If you don't see it, regardless of how he enjoyed some of it or not, you wasted money on a product you didn't reall use. Stop trying to mentally gymnastic around it.

>>84653161
>Holy fuck this is a dumb complaint.
:^)
>They only enter it after help from interdimensional beings who use black holes. Why would you assume, some retarded ape that you are, that beings can't do that? There could be dozens of life forms that are mom-carbon based for shits sake, you have no idea.

Are you suggesting we can't enter black holes because we're carbon-based? Or that non-carbon based lifeforms could?

Even if this were true (it's not) the fact of the matter is that Coop is a human being like you or I. I know that future humans set the entire plot up that doesn't solve the problem, it just creates new ones. I chose to ignore it earlier because it's such a minor complaint but if you're going to bring it up in your mental gymnastics I might as well point out that it's also unscientific.

>>84653212
>it's almost like your point that interstellar contains good science is complete bullshit.
I never claimed that.
>if there truly was a physicist on staff one can only assume he was continually ignored or over-ruled on all but the most petty aspects.
There was, I think your issue is that you have a cursory knowledge of science and you tgink exagerations or inventions in science FICTION somehow makes something less science fiction...which is a brainlet point that gets brought up constantly by legitimately autistic people who can't seem to grasp how science fiction does not need to adhere to our modern laws of science exactly.
>Is interstellar sci-fi? No.
It is, you just don't like it.

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>>84648791
I literally yelled "done!" and walk right out of the theater

>>84653322
I'm suggesting that it's not beyond my ability to suspend belief, to assume that there could be interdimensional beings of a different genetic makeup of some alien sort, beyond our familiarity, to use a black hole.

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>>84648791

I walked out of Cloverfield because it's the first and only time i've ever had severe motion sickness from watching something on a screen.

But i deliberately walked out of Up. Everyone had been talking up how great it was and how mature it was but all i saw was a 5 minute scene of an annoying little girl losing a kid to karma and then the rest of the film was one grating character after the other. Once it got to the point that the doberman was talking in an irritating high pitched voice, the bird thing was squawking incessantly, and the dog was shouting SQUIRREL repeatedly i swiftly departed and got a refund.

Just a horrible movie. I'd have rather watched cloverfield again.

>>84653322
>Are you suggesting we can't enter black holes because we're carbon-based? Or that non-carbon based lifeforms could?
Literally not what that anon said.

>>84653335
>I never claimed that.
Either you did or you're a new poster
>There was, I think your issue is that you have a cursory knowledge of science and you tgink exagerations or inventions in science FICTION somehow makes something less science fiction...which is a brainlet point that gets brought up constantly by legitimately autistic people who can't seem to grasp how science fiction does not need to adhere to our modern laws of science exactly.
That's the exact opposite of my point, I don't think you know how to read.

me: interstellar is not sci-fi because it's not meaningfully using it's setting to ask scientific questions, tell scientific stories or explore society or people in that framework.

other poster (I assume you but tbf could be someone else): interstellar is sci-fi because all the science is sound

me: the science is not sound

you: the science not being sound doesn't make it not sci-fi

>>84653322
Shit, why watch any science fiction if the fiction never is grounded enough in reality for you?

>>84653215
So you prefer to waste time instead of "wasting" money that has already been spent and you have no way of getting back?

>>84653446
>Literally not what that anon said.

oh? Shall we ask him what he meant?

>>84653396
>there could be interdimensional beings of a different genetic makeup of some alien sort, beyond our familiarity, to use a black hole.

hmmmm

>>84653404
>the doberman was talking in an irritating high pitched voice, the bird thing was squawking incessantly, and the dog was shouting SQUIRREL

I like how our brains protect us by completely erasing traumatic experiences like that from memory.

>>84653322
>Are you suggesting we can't enter black holes because we're carbon-based?
Not him but I would suggest you can't enter a fucking black hole because the singularity and event horizon, git gud scrub.

>>84652884
>>84653212
I love watching people like this try to poke holes in complicated physics theories using the knowledge they gleaned from reading A Brief History of Time ten years ago. It's hilarious, it really is

>>84653528
How do you not see how those are two different sentences? Are you illiterate? Interdimensional means...inter-dimensional, he first said that an Interdimensional being could have an entirely different physical and genetic structure then followed that point up with stating that an example of this could be the distinct possibility of non-carbon lifeforms. He didn't say you needed to be non-carbon based to use a black hole you stupid fuck.

>>84653505
literally not the point

>>84648791
literally minutes ago, saw Baby Driver, and when it ended i walked out :)

>>84653497
Nothing you said disqualifies Interstellar from being science fiction as it's just your personal opinion that the film doesn't address any sort of technological or meaningful question, while the narrative itself clearly does. I actually think you are on the spectrum, matey.

>>84653624
>two sentences

It's a single sentence, learn to read.

>>84653689
I wrote multiple sentences in that post, champ.

>>84653687
Oh really? Give me an example of one of interstellar's meaningful questions in the framework of science fiction?

>>84648791
Why would you walk into a Nolan film in the first place? Endless gaffe and stilted dialogue with boring direction.

>>84653736

>he thinks I'm talking about his post

wow, you're genuinely projecting that illiteracy huh?

>>84653396
>I'm suggesting that it's not beyond my ability to suspend belief, to assume that there could be interdimensional beings of a different genetic makeup of some alien sort, beyond our familiarity, to use a black hole.

There is one period here because there is one sentence here.

>>84652041
>The Martian, Chappie are better
Lmao

>>84653743
Human survival and success, philosophical questions of our future as a civilization tied to our technology. Keeping our humanity and what makes unique, against a backdrop of an infinite universe of various possible beings. Some good, maybe some bad. The role of technology in human development.

Of course I'm sure you are going to kick and scream that this is what I took away from it.

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>>84648791
Never walked out of a movie, but I did fall asleep during Transformers: Revenge of the fallen.

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walked out at this point

>>84653783
You were talking about this post, retard:
>They only enter it after help from interdimensional beings who use black holes. Why would you assume, some retarded ape that you are, that beings can't do that? There could be dozens of life forms that are nom-carbon based for shits sake, you have no idea.
Multiple sentences. Nice try though.

>>84653883
As did everyone else who watched it

>>84653883
H O P E

>>84653826
>Human survival and success, philosophical questions of our future as a civilization tied to our technology.

*tied to our emotions, interstellar doesn't care about technology, what it cares about is how you react emotionally to ideas of loss, loneliness, putting the fate of humanity ahead of that of your family, etc. Talk to me about how Coops rocket works, or how the tesseract functions, or what the quantum solution to gravity is, etc. None of this is touched on because the movie is not concerned with these aspects.

>Keeping our humanity and what makes unique, against a backdrop of an infinite universe of various possible beings. Some good, maybe some bad.

Literally not in the movie

>The role of technology in human development.

this is the same as your first point

>Of course I'm sure you are going to kick and scream that this is what I took away from it.

would you prefer me to just tell you your argument is wrong without explaining why like you do? We can do that if you'd prefer.

>>84653520
Buddy, I will say this a third time: you waste your money regardless how little you liked a product, but not using it or finishing it at all.

>>84653919
Are you even a human being? You understand that conversations progress forwards, correct?

That anon said something, I asked for clarification, you said his post didn't mean that, I then quoted his clarification at you, you then said I couldn't read because there were two sentences, I then quoted the clarification that contained a single sentence. You're hung up on my question of clarification because you have autism, meanwhile the rest of us have moved on.

>>84651893
Your friendly bartender!

>>84653970
>the science fiction elements of the film and the motifs are wrong because I don't agree with them.
You are actually autistic. Kill yourself. I'm not having a sperg debate with you. The film addressed both questions about human emotion and human technology together, that is the narrative. It's science fiction mate. I can't be wrong on my personal opinions of any art.

>>84654056
>I can't be wrong on my personal opinions of any art.

:^)

>>84654004
>this damage control.
You got confused on which post you were being a faggot about, then doubled down. Nothing new to see here.

>>84654085
But that's true, underage.

>>84654090
and the projection continues

>>84653985
Bottom line here is your an idiot forcing yourself to sit tgrough a movie you dont like over a few dollars
Is your time worth that little to you?

>>84654056
>autistic
>i disagree with you so i will demonize you to make myself feel better.

Don't do that.

>>84654127
your personal opinions do not extend to objective features or lack thereof in the film, my dude.

How's film 101 going?

>>84654056
>there is no such thing as wrong opinions

There's one.

>>84648892
Where are their genitals.

>>84654139
Do you buy things you then throw out without using.

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walked out of Cinderella Man in the first 15 minutes because I was too stoned to handle Paul Giamatti's face. Just couldn't stop laughing

>>84654182
They have none. In the zootopia universe they reproduce by asexual mitosis

>>84654164
Holy shit, bud. You really struggle with the concept of what makes something "subjective" don't you? Nothing you said is "film 101", the basics of film is that an audience takes away what they do... you can plan for any sort of message you like, doesn't fucking change that.

>>84649449
high school senior level analysis

just ignore that guy he is obviously 15

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I honestly don't get the "walking out of a movie before it ends" thing. I mean, i paid to spend 2 hours there, even if the movie is SHIT, i ain't leaving that fucking sit until it's done. I'm the type that if i start something i have to finish it, which is probably why i almost NEVER drop shows, anime or video games. And especially walking out of a movie - fuck that, i paid for 2 hours, if i leave earlier i feel robbed.

>>84651088
chappie might be my least favorite movie of all time. holy shit every character was literally insufferable and the story was stupid as hell too. fuck this movie.

>>84654130
But that's what happened, kiddo. You quoated the wrong post.

>>84654256
Subjectivity is a myth.

>>84654290
I immediately recognized it as Short Circuit for niggers and avoided it as such.

>>84654176
>13 year old who thinks there is on objectively a scale in aesthetics.

>>84654190
If i pay for an activity and dont enjoy it, i stop

>>84654256
so just to be clear here

are you arguing that the concept of genre is meaningless since 'an audience takes away what they do' and the crux of your argument is that a movie is science fiction because you personally 'interpret' the narrative in a way that is objectively untrue?

My prediction is you'll either dodge this question, call me a doodoo head, answer it in a way inconsistent with your other posts or a combination of all three.

>>84654343
But you aren't even doing the activity you paid for in the first place.

>>84654240
I bet any species can breed with any other species too because difference don't matter and/or are racist.

>>84654293
I actually didn't though, if you want to scroll back up you can verify for yourself that I quoted the same post twice.

>>84654359
Your begging, buddy. Genres are more or less basic categories sure. That doesn't change how aesthetics are subjective or how audiences will take away different messages or themes you didn't intend.

Only literal retards have trouble with this basic shit: all art is interpretative regardless of original intent.

>>84649443
Kids WB was shit
also this is the kind of avant-garde shitposting we need

>>84654300
It's not.

>>84654375
We are talking about walking out of a movie you dont like, not buying a ticket and not going

>>84654389
>he doubles down again
It was the wrong post, son. Let it go.

>>84654424
So you contribution to genre analysis is that it doesn't exist.

Yep, film 101 for sure.

Before you get uppity, I'm not saying you're wrong on the basic nature of subjectivity, I'm saying your answer is useless and irrelevant to the topic. Ask your lecturer whether it's useful to talk about implausible interpretation of basic narrative features in a discussion of genre conventions

>>84652884
Its not a hill to die on, it was the entire point of my post. Yes of course 90% of scifi is actually science fantasy and could never happen in reality, but there's a difference between stuff like wormholes and teleportation, and looking at a piece of paper, now suddenly you can see through time. Thats the kind of thing you have fever nightmares of when you're sick. I don't know how autistic you are that you don't understand its not a black and white of hard science/magic. You just need to be able to suspend your disbelief. If you could, thats great! I couldn't because like I keep repeating it doesn't even begin to make sense logically.

>>84648791
honestly, I turned off Blade Runner during that weird scene where the main character is making moves on the android girl and she's telling him to stop and he won't stop, I think he even stops her from leaving, but she also doesn't scream or try to hit him or anything, it was weird and uncomfortable, although I do want to finish it one day
>wahhh SJW
that shit was rapey and you know it, no it wasn't rape but it was fucking weird

>>84654424
*you're

>>84654383
>they breed
i don't think you know what asexual means

>>84654533
>he projects again

it was the right post, buddy, sorry.

>>84654560
It's just a robot.

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>>84654290
I watched it as a sort of double-feature with a friend after he urged me to watch Ex Machina. Neither of us had seen it but we wanted more robot kino.

Imagine our disappointment.

>>84654560
it was two robots though anon

>>84650587
obviously those laws don't apply in that universe

>>84654544
>Im saying your answer is useless and irrelevant to the topic
Well, don't tip that smelly trilby too hard, faglord. We weren't having a discussion on genre conventions as an analysis, you were saying how this stupid fucking movie wasn't a science fiction because it failed to meet you beyond autistic standards for what you personally believe science fiction is. Yet the film itself satifies enough checkmarks to be categorized as a light science fiction film.

>>84654692
that's literally a discussion of genre conventions, you're engaging in it right now

>>84653970
>you are wrong because I say so
Compelling stuff, anon.

>>84650810
Hey can I get uhhhh

>>84654736
What you are sperging about is not about genre conventions but about your own personal standards and OCD. I'm sorry you can't seperate yourself from real discourse, Seganfan.

>>84653404
>but all i saw was a 5 minute scene of an annoying little girl losing a kid to karma
we're reaching levels of edgy that shouldn't even be possible

>>84654815
that's the definition of genre convention

This was one of the most autistic threads I've ever seen

>>84654832
This really isn't...

>>84654279
You're quite right, actually.

>>84654682
By that logic something like the elder scrolls is scifi because they've perfected magic as a science.

>>84654848
You too

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>>84654848
REEE BUT INTERSTELLAR ISN'T SCIENCE FICTION REEEE (((TIPS)) I WALKED RIGHT OUT 5 MINUTES BEFORE IT ENDED AND I DIDN'T WASTE ANY MONEY. ART IS OBJECTIVE. SO WHAT IF I'M 14? CHAPPIE WAS BETTER!!

>>84654886
Thank (You)

>>84654902
great recap

>>84654601
>he doubles down again

>>84654853
a discussion involving two parties asserting that genres are defined by different conventions is not a discussion of genre convention

really gets my noggin joggin

>>84654931
sorry again buddy, the projection can only go on for so long

>>84654279
>I PAID $35 dollars for this vase
>I don't care if it breaks, I'm not throwing it away until I die
Besides that, time is money. It's better to leave with an hour to spare than to sit miserably for 2 hours.

>>84654937
Except one person isn't doing that, sweetums.

>>84653404
I assume you don't watch kids movies with younger family members, john

>>84654979
>he did it again.

>>84654995
you are by definition even if you think you're not because I'm asserting one thing and you're asserting that I'm wrong, ergo you're arguing that my position is wrong, ergo you're asserting a position that can be summed up as - at the very least - anti-[my position] and arguably is best represented as pro-[your position].

I actually need to revise my assessment of you from film 101 down to high school lit class it seems.

>>84655018
it keeps happening buddy, when are you going to drop that mirror?

Are people being serious in this thread? I added my own fedora posts but I was being serious.

>>84655091
>If I have a conversation on something, you by extension are talking about what I am. Even if you verbally choose not too.
I want kids to leave.

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Operation Dumbo Drop and Eight Crazy Nights.

>>84655113
>and again

>>84655162
that's how discourse works my friend. If you're arguing against something, then that's what you're arguing about.

>>84648791
Transformers 4. I felt insulted by how stupid the entire movie was.

>>84655162
If two trains are travelling at 60mph towards each and are 20miles apart, how long was the pubic hair I found in my yoghurt this afternoon?

>>84655183
soon buddy, you'll wake up soon.

>>84655194
I don't think you understand how discourse works. If you yelled "banana" in the middle of the conversation, I'm not automatically talking about bananas with you by extension.

>>84655336
yeah but if I yell "this isn't sci-fi" and then you spend ages arguing with me about what the definition of sci-fi is, then you're kind of arguing with me about what sci-fi is!

it's a strange concept I know.

>>84655227
>and again

>>84655367
you're almost there, just a few hundred posts to go and your shame will be erased

>>84655385
>and again...

>>84654869
you're hitting on why people group fantasy and sci-fi together, besides both of them being less "respectable" than realistic fiction
they both involve taking one or a few fundamental things about the world and changing them and seeing how things end up with those differences

>>84655360
I think you have trouble following this conversation summerfag.

>>84650587
>Not even using some kind of plot device like a wormhole or a time machine

why does it matter? there you go, they used some incredible device to do it. does it change anything apart from momentarily containing your autism?

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>>84648819

>ywn see the last 5 minutes of Interstellar again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP0dv9OjBHQ

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>jelly creature that is literally made of corn syrup and the size of a hand overpowers and kills a human through brute force

>>84655983
I watched Interstellar with my Mom. One of my comfiest kino memories.

>>84653354
was that actually in the movie jfc

>>84656030
>amorphous blob made of only muscle cells easily overpowers meat puppets

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I think the whole cinema just about walked out in this scene

>>84649239
>We're the adults here, you're just a bunch of glazed-over manchildren.
>Nuh-uh, we're Grown Ups too!

That was low even for you Sandler.

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>>84656865
not as bad as this one

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>>84649412

>>84652884
>reddit spacing

What legitimately happened to Coop's son...?

>>84656528
Yes and it was actually worse in the book.

Never but I almost walked out of Tree of Life

>>84649115
>slaughterhouse 5 for dummies

>>84652884
>Except wait a minute, the thing in orbit would be at times closer to the black hole than the people on the surface
They actually explained this if you watched the movie. It was a plot point. They had TARS pull away from Miller's planet and orbit Gargantua itself, precisely to avoid having the Endurance cross the threshold where time dilation would occur. And its because of their delay on the planet and the Endurance's orbit that they don't have enough fuel to visit all the planets and get back to Earth afterward.

Why do most of the people on this board who hate interstellar often prove they didn't actually pay attention when they watched it, or possibly didn't watch it at all?

>>84648791
Dogma, whenevr that trash was in theatres

>>84648819
Dont worry bud, I agree with you. These tards are all autistic neets who conform to whatever the other autistic neets on /tv/ tell them to think.

Interstellar was a great fucking movie. As were many of the other movies these fags talk shit about.

>>84648791
But he didn't say that.

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>>84648892
>mfw you were watching it in the first place

>>84649330
>I feel asleep during Hoodwinked and walked out of the second one
>Going to see motherfucking Hoodwinked TWO in a motherfucking theater

>>84648819
I was really enjoying it until a black hole sent him behind his daughters bookshelf in the past and he started using some kind of morse code to communicate with her from another dimension in order to shove in some kind of half assed love conquers all bullshit

Fuck you Nolan you fucking hack!

>>84653404
>i swiftly departed and got a refund

>holding a movie theater responsible for your own choices

Literally kill yourself. People like you are what is ruining society.

>>84654194
fuckin kek

>>84658958
>t. butthurt christian

>>84658272
Wow never knew Tolkien was an sjw.

>>84659959
Imagine being such a postmodern faggot that you don't know theaters used to be judged on the films they chose to show.

If someone patronizes your service industry business and has a negative experience you give them their money back if you can afford to in an attempt to get them back to a neutral opinion it's basic customer service.

You don't by any chance work in the film "industry" do you?

>>84659896
It was the beings who sent him.

>>84660530
>postmodernism
>is bad
I bet you unironically wear 3 piece suits and go to your local kinoplex and hold them accountable for when you fart your popcorn kernels out the wrong way you pretentious manchild.

>>84660530
If you honestly think it is a theater's fault for you not enjoying a movie you paid for, in the most technological society where home entertainment is now virtually free online, you are retarded.

But seriously, what the fuck happened to Coop's son?

"This mission is suicide, squad or no squad I have no place in it"

>>84648791
After seeing the 1st Hobbit movie, I decided I would not see the others. Probably doesn't count, though.

The local university library used to have a varied collection of films on VHS that anyone could watch on the premises. I turned off "When Harry met Sally" after 5 minutes, deciding that I didn't want to spend any more time with these people.

A colleague walked out of "Titanic" after an hour or so. He knew what would happen, and didn't feel like hanging around to see it.

>>84660530
Wow, so apparently you are an absolute retard.

>you don't know theaters used to be judged on the films they chose to show
>used to be
No rebuttal necessary for that point. Hopefully the reason is obvious.

>If someone patronizes your service industry business and has a negative experience you give them their money back
You know as well as I do that movie theaters play whatever the biggest movies are. They don't make them, they don't judge them, they just make them available to whoever is interesting is coming to experience them.
If you bought a popular book at Barns and Noble because you had heard it was good, and everybody was talking about it, but you didn't like it, would you demand they give you your money back while allowing you to keep the book?
If you hear about a new food stand in town, and everybody says they have the best tacos, so you go and buy some of the tacos, and after eating half of them you decide you don't like the way they taste--there's nothing inherently wrong with them, you just aren't a fan of the flavor--would you go and demand that the food stand give you a refund for the food that you already consumed, which you purchased of your own free will?
If at this point you still aren't seeing the message here, there's honestly no helping you.
Bottom line: businesses offer you the opportunity to consume their product. If you choose completely of your own free will to consume their product, and then change your mind after the transaction has taken place, you are not owed a goddamn thing.
You aren't a child, you're a fucking adult.
Act like one and take responsibility for your own decisions, you pathetic waste of oxygen.

>>84651893
confirmed shit for brains

>>84660530
>i chose to do something
>i later regretted the choice
>this is not my fault

no offense but end your life

>>84648791
I've never walked out of a film. I'm still sitting in the cinema after attending a screening of Jaws more than 40 years ago.

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>>84648819
>one of the best science fiction films of the last ten years
This is what Nolan fags actually believe

>>84649116
I walked out of SS at that exact scene. Crazy.

>>84653354
Well you're an edgelord faggot, as that scene is straight out of the book.

But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him

>>84656528
10+ years ago that plays as something cool, not some SJW bullshit

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>>84660530
>chooses to see a kids movie even though he doesn't like kids movies
>half way through realizes he is retarded
>*to the theater* "this is your fault, give me my money back"
wew

>>84661202
Probably because it is true.

>>84661182
How many other movies have you seen since then? How have you survived for 40 years on theater food?

>>84655983
That ending was pretty gay.

>>84652041
Ex Machina is not memorable. In fact if you had not brought it up I would not have remembered it's existence for the rest of my life.

>>84658712
Bingo.

>>84658712
>precisely to avoid having the Endurance cross the threshold where time dilation would occur.
???
Time dilation doesn't occur because of getting close to a black hole, it occurs because large differences in relative velocity.

Went to Dumb and Dumber To with some friends. We walked out after about 40 min even though we were blazed. We went back to my place and watched American Pie iirc

>>84662444
actually both cause it
things under higher gravity experience time more slowly

>>84652041
Dude not even training to be mean but you have horrible taste.

>>84648892
shit was the best detective movie since LA Confidential, you fucked up

>>84650587
Because other than the phone conversation at the end it's well done

>>84650924
This idiotic post should have drawn more protest.

>I already spent money on this chili, but it turned out to be diarrhea in a bowl.
By your argument, you should then EAT the chili.

>>84654290
>>84654638
You both fucked up, Chappie's insufferableness is a metaphor for the dangers of recklessly grafting human consciousness onto robot AI.

This movie's villain is Hugh Jackman in A MULLET AND CARGO PANTS and you fucking dare dispute that it's kino?

it's a television show and not a film, but i had huge hopes for the tv show bull.

but once i found out it was about legal drama instead of white women receiving the bbc they so desperately crave, i dropped it.

>>84659682
lol there's a screenshot of him saying that edglelord
>not believing reality
you sound like a killary supporter

>>84663616
No, that isn't what that post means you retard. You that same idiot from before? With that fedora tipping "wahhhh postmoderniam sucks wahh! It's the theater's fault!" Bullshit.

>>84660094
tbf she's the only woman in all three books to do anything really of note, and you can see it coming a mile away

>>84663753
Huh? No I'm just a guy who read your post and thought it was fucking idiotic.

Instead of drawing bullshit conclusions you could have corrected my allegedly incorrect interpretation of your remarks. I bet your next response is similarly useless.

>>84663663
The only good part of the movie was jacked man getting his shit fucked up by Chappie

>>84663799
>I bet your next response is similarly useless
Oh just shut the fuck up. It wasn't idiotic and the more you talk, the more retarded you sound. Like someone else pointed out, you aren't a baby. You buy a book from Barnes and Noble, you don't blame the store for hating the book.

>>84655983
I don't even remember the ending, so I guess it would feel fresh if I watched it again. I didn't really like the movie after the first half though.

>>84653068
I understand Tommy always getting the "fairy" ending, but it totally rekt Oblivion which in my opinion was a cool movie right upto that part
>>84663663 chappie sucked fucking donkey dick and that cunt was one ukly muddafucka.

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Literally left the theater after this scene. The fuck were they thinking?

This is the only movie in the past 10 years I nearly walked out on and wished I had.

>>84651045
>Poker Face was 13 years ago

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>>84651045

>>84664183
>being such an infantile manchild that lives in a near utopian western society to the point of getting visibly and physically upset about movies.
I'm sure North Koreans can #relate

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>>84648791
>When was the last time you walked out of a film?

>>84648791
>>warcraft

>>84648791
My dad hates Interstellar with all his might for some reason

Which is odd since he usually enjoys any Nolan kino

kino senpai lmao

>>84648791
>walking out
Literally no point might as well watch the movie to the end you inpatient faggit, you have nothing better to to anyway.

>>84649115
>haha hey cancer daughter you're gonna fucking die horribly and despite only having just come into contact with this amazing ability and not knowing the rules of this universe I'm going to show a complete lack of any parental instinct and just let you die without attempting to avoid it because using you as a vessel for my own spiritual enlightenment is lolz

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>>84648791
Pic related.

I walked back in after getting my popcorn though.

>walking out of a movie means you went alone
lol virgins

>>84649094
>valid criticism
>he responds with a generic dismissal of criticism

:/

>>84668271
>going to get more food in the middle of the film

Do Americans really do this?

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>>84648918
>>84649062
>>84649145
>>84649273
>>84649443

Stop it if I laugh any harder I'll die.

>>84661252
Yeah, but it turns out that he was only killed by the blow because it was pippin's special sword or something like that.

according to some nerd who's not me.

>>84651921
Wait 73 years.

>>84651580
I don't even remember what the post credits for Logan was. Must have not been very hype worthy.

>>84659756
>Going to see motherfucking Hoodwinked TWO in a motherfucking theater
>Even though he fell asleep watching the first one

>>84669240
>I don't even remember what the post credits for Logan was. Must have not been very hype worthy.

there was none

>>84670214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

>>84661033
Whomever*

>>84661418
But more likely it's because they're Nolan fags.

>>84669240
The soil started to levitate on the grave , oh wait it wasn't made by a DC hack hahaha

>>84649187
Last thing I literally got up and left from. Right when that stupid Fuck climbed the pyramid to make a shit joke about the decepticons metal balls and that was literally the only reason that he even went to the pyramid was so he could make that joke.

Are people taking OP topic as saying the movie was so bad that you walked out?
I thought he meant that you walk out at the end with your mind blown

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>2 faggots are arguing about how paying for a movie and walking out is a waste of money

>2 faggots are arguing about blackholes and other nerd shit,
>a few other fags are just saying sciency shit to bait them
>the 2 nerds take the bait everytime

these threads are what I live for

>>84648819
THE POWER OF LOOOOOOOOOOOVE

I walked out of There Will Be Blood about an hour into my second viewing of it. Years prior to that, some friends and I walked out of Cold Creek Manor just before the cutoff time to get our money back. Don't think we missed out on much there.

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>>84665894

>>84668271
>leaves the kinotorium WHILE its playing
>doesn't bring a piss jug so he doesn't have to leave to use the bathroom
imagine being this much of a pleb

>>84669030
>valid criticism
Nice one

>>84648819
Even Prometheus was better and I fucking hated Prometheus.

>>84673360
>Prometheus was better than Interstellar
Just stop, bud.

>>84648982
Ah, enlighten us with your vast and exstensive knowledge of the space mememan.

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>>84648819
>best science fiction films of the last ten years
>>84659663
>Interstellar was a great fucking movie
Yeah, a great fucking movie where you could barely understand what the fuck they were saying thanks to all the, and I quote Nolan here, "Adventurous loud noise on top of people speaking softly". Nice try chad. Go shill somewhere else.

>>84674227
How much of a brainlet are you where you couldn't understand them?

>>84673450
Fuck off nigger interstellar is the laughing stock of sci fi movie fans. It's literally one of the worst

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>>84653404
>severe motion sickness
wish it killed you desu senpai

>>84674499
>BLARRGGHHH FUCK OFF NIGGGERRRR REEEEEE!
I like how mad this movie makes you. The movie was great, kiddo.