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William T. Riker waited.
The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air.
There was food on the ship. He didn't see it, but had expected it, now for years.
His warnings to Captain Picard were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
William was a Starfleet officer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE GET FAT!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped.
But now in the space ship Enterprise he knew there was food.
"This is Picard," the communicator crackered. "You must not eat the food!"
So John gotted his phaser and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO EAT US," said the food!
"I will disgust him," said the Gagh and wriggled. William phasered at him and tried to barbacue him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to cook.
"No! I must eat the food," he shouted!
The communicator said "No, William. You are the food."
And then, William was fat.
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in what seasons exactly did Jonathan Frakes let himself go to the point we could make fanfic about fat riker ?
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A daring synthesis
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TNG S4 E25: "In Theory", aka the one where data gets a gf is pure and total distilled comfykino, truly the pinnacle of comfykino

Prove me wrong
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>>84650286
When data got his emotion chip do you think he killed any ensigns while uncontrollably fucking?
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>>84650426
Why aren't you asking the important questions
like: is it possible for Data to become fat?
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>>84650426
that's a good question, could data be held responsible for his actions seeing as he is not "sentient"?

also does him being fully functional mean he ejaculates robotic sperm that contains DNA of his cybernetic brain?
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>>84650528
Only if his lithium cells burst
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>>84650596
It's the future, so they're dilithium cells
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>>84650528
Yes, watch Nemesis
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>>84650572
He has an ethics program which is referenced in that Lore/Borg episode
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>>84650638
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>>84649517
Season 4

Girdles are a proud star trek tradition and they will not be a source of amusement
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>>84650647
No thank you.
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Hey.

I love you guys.
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Okay now we shall determine the most retarded race in all of the galaxy in star trek.
I'm voting for the klingons.
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>>84652098
These pieces of shit.
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>>84651919
I now realise that my life aboard the Entreprise was a waste.
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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
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these short little niggas

imagine building the costumes for them and putting """"people"""" in them for about 3 seconds of screentime
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>>84651919
Gazorra?
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>>84650286
The TNG Enterprise is just plain comfy. Even the background noise is comfy.
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>>84652782
They gave Sisko an erection though
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Worf and Spot were a great duo.
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Watch it Bajor
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Fucking Voyager.
Pretty much re-hashing episodes from other series.
>Bridge crew member is accused of murder of some scientist, pretty scientist's wife is involved
>An episode about some alien culture where life and death are regulated somehow, killing a relative is ok etc
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>>84652900
Kekd and checked
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>the grail has been made

Fuck everything about Voyager other than the Wells Class. I can't believe someone made a bauble of it.
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>>84653392
*blocks your path*
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>>84653552
>Dukat... If you're seeing this recording, it means you tried to abandon your post while the station's self-destruct sequence was engaged. That will not be permitted. You have lost control of Terok Nor, disgracing yourself and Cardassia. Your attempt to escape is no doubt a final act of cowardice. All fail-safes have been eliminated. Your personal access codes have been rescinded. The destruct sequence can no longer be halted. All you can do now is contemplate the depth of your disgrace. And try to die like a Cardassian.
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>>84653749
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>>84653552
Most of the actors look a lot better in character makeup than without it
>Dukat
>Rom
>Worf
>Odo
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>>84653765
Lol.

Also, Dukat was a Football man. That's why he never saw eye to eye with Sisko and his fascination with "boring ol baseball"
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>>84653792
>Dukat
agree, but I kinda like how Alaimo looks IRL, even if he isn't horribly handsome
>Rom
yup
>Worf
Dorn looks fine to me actually.
>Odo
agree, but he was also much older than the rest of the cast, so I'll give him a pass. but yeah, he has a fairly weak chin that doesn't help.
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>>84653850
>posts Gul Macet :^)
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>>84653850
what the FUCK were they thinking with those "helmets"
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>>84654091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0rGoWtF-hs
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>>84653518
it looks like someone sat on the wells class.
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So there is this guy I really like, but he only pays attention to me when I'm wearing a thawb and reading articles from WebMD out loud. What should I do?
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>>84654143
I can't believe how many different ships they made.

I want to buy them all in a fit of autistic fury.
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How erotic is this gif to you on a scale of 1 to 10?
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>Anbo-jyutsu - the ultimate evolution of the martial arts
>Two idiots with American Gladiators sticks wearing blinding helmets
>oroshku OMGshimasu!
wtf were they thinking
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>>84648639
>oroshku OMGshimasu!

The phrase is よろしくお願いしますbaka gaijin.
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>>84648639
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>>84653392
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How has asked asked Riker to discuss his sexual organs yet?
Have I missed my opportunity?
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why is this thread so fucking horrible so far?
i blame the bajorans.
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>>84654491
It's the ultimate form of liberalism; all the players are blind and deaf and have to speak a foreign language in their own homes and bow to to the superiority of alien culture.
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>>84655618
There's still hope for you, my dear Doctor!
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>>84655477
I think you still have time.
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>>84655718
>>84655754
jesus fucking christ
initiate self-destruct sequence!
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>>84655875
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Remember that episode where Worf was paralyzed after an empty plastic barrel fell on him?
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>>84655754
>>84655718

pretty good, you have talent if ya can you should try to make series i think it would go over well
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>Commander Riker had filled out since he first came aboard the Enterprise. His frame was still pretty muscular but it was hidden beneath a layer of softness. His soft stomach hung over his belt and every time he got up, he had to tug his shirt down to just barely cover it. His beard hid the beginnings of a double chin. And the man knew how to eat.
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Will Data-senpai ever notice me?
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>>84656061
you better be a hot blonde girl
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>>84655992
Why don't they turn off the gravity in rooms with cargo?
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>>84650286
But that's the same episode where some security chick dies by getting fused with the floor, and that was certainly NOT comfy.
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CUT IT OUT, BASHIRFAGGOT.

Goddamn tripfags, I swear.
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>>84656572
Do it you Irish bastard.
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>>84655979
>>84656021
>>84656061
>>84656373
I'm a Datafag so these are cute. CUTE!
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>>84656572
its fine bro he post better shit than what usually goes on in these treads
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>>84656622
Ya'll want some Data and Lore doujinshi?
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>>84656731
I mean
not really
where are you getting them anyway? Pixiv?
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>>84656787
Yes.
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>>84656225
We don't know how the gravity plating works, it could even possibly be something that naturally creates a large enough gravitational field while idle, like neutronium plates. Kligon gravity plating fails during a power loss but I don't recall any evidence that Federation tech does.
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>>84656900
lewd
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>>84656918
Yeah, I just found the really gay shit.
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Rank the Star Trek series from best to worst.

Then list your favorite and least favorite Star Trek film.
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>>84656969
lmao ofc you did.
>tfw nips can appreciate my Data/Tasha barely-even-a-ship longings.
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>>84656969
Bashirfag, did you read the latest DS9 novel Enigma Tales?
Garak admits that he loves Bashir over 20 years later
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>>84657834
Yeah and Bashir goes comatose and Garak pulls a Shinji and probably jerks over his lifeless body all day.
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>>84657919
Lots of EU Trek is good, it's not fair to judge it by the few novels that are generally agreed to be the shittiest of the shit.
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>>84656980
The best of TOS >>> DS9 = TNG >>> The worst of TOS >>>>> Voyager >>>>>>>>>> Enterprise

Favorite: Wrath of Khan is the best, but probably The Undiscovered Country
Least Favorite: Nemesis
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>>84658406

Nick Meyer detected
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>>84658511
Fuck you, Undiscovered Country is great.
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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
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so like

is robert beltran actually native?
if he is, how didn't he (especially) catch on that their "native consultant" was full of shit?
if he wasn't, why didn't anybody think it might have been a bad idea to have someone not native play a native man

i mean it's pretty obvious the people in charge weren't giving two shits either way
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>>84655754
And then Bashir was a character in Cowboy Bebop
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>>84659043
>is robert beltran actually native?
No.
>Beltran was born in Bakersfield, California, the son of Aurelia Olgin (née Adame) and Louis Perez Beltran,[1] first generation Mexican-Americans.

>if he wasn't, why didn't anybody think it might have been a bad idea to have someone not native play a native man
These are the same Voyager producers who thought that Harry Kim is Chinese, because they didn't know that there's a difference between Chinese and Korean.
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>>84659043
i just figured native history/culture is mostly destroyed so his character was a joke.
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>>84648639
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>>84660303
I was weird-ed out how they were when Borg controlled dimension enterprise begged not to go back to their timeline
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>>84660400
Same...even Worf was scared and freaked out
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>>84648639
>Riker now looks like Rich Piana
So this is why he kept turning down command. He was busy getting those natural gains GAWDAMMIT.
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>>84660303
>everyone you loved and cared is dead
>probably waste all your time eating because depressed
>probably eat a lot of chocolate to remember your loved one
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>>84658406
>Putting VOY > ENT
How to spot a pleb who thinks he knows what he's talking about 101.
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>>84661340
Dumb cunt kill yourself
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>>84661340
>Not rating VOY higher for this story arc alone

The real pleb filter
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Do you remember Kilana, that Female Vorta from that one episode with the crashed Dominion ship?

Golly she was pretty
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>>84656813
If anyone was wondering
>I am the one who brings order to chaos
>Do not be afraid
>We too seek to better ourselves as we evolve towards perfection
Or something, I'm only 80% on the last line
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>>84661340
VOY has TNG tier eps that make it better than fucking deep shit 9
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I just realized that "Terok Nor" sounds like "Trek Noir."
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Voyager is the best trek prove me wrong.
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>>84664292
>VOY has TNG tier eps
Yeah, for example, that all-time classic Threshold is almost as good as Genesis.
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>>84654415
Up to 11, now have another
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>>84650713
I'd lmfao if someone shooped a noose around that faggot's neck in that pic.
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This is by far the gayest Star Trek thread I've ever seen.
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>>84666769
bit racist
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>>84666769
Was it the fanfic or the anime?
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>>84654415
I'm evolving into a lizard creature right now
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>>84660723
That was probably a different worf that didnt know WHAT the fuck was going on. I mean, think about it. If "our" worf was jumping into different realities, then all the other Worfs were playing chinese fire drill between realities, all jumping around every time Geordi did something with his Visor.
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they just stood there
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>>84659264
>Singing Wind: You are free to go. Sorry about all the rustling and kidnapping.
>Turanga Leela: But what about your sacred land?
>Singing Wind: Land, schmand. We don't wanna live on this planet. It's a dump. We buy new planet and act like it's sacred. With cash like this, who's going to argue? Nobody, that's who.
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>>84668863
This scene is when I dropped the series, it made me totally antipathetic to the cast.
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>>84669137
Then you missed the best part where everything is completely ignored in the rest of the series and Tuvix is never brought up again.
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>>84668863
because they knew it was the right thing
>not wanting to give up your life to save two crewmen
he wasn't fit to be part of the ship and clearly too selfish
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>>84669251
>to save two crewmen
They were dead, and the men brought back mere copies.
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>>84669251
it

was

murder!
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>>84669251
>newborn doesn't want to give up his life for a 100 year old Vulcan who thinks enjoying his life is wrong and some space hobo who pines after a 2 year old
what an asshole
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>>84669266
souls are canon in Trek, so no they weren't copies
>>84669271
>implying there is any Starfleet law that protects transporter accidents
>>84669294
name another main character in all of Star Trek that wouldn't give his life to save/protect two other people
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>>84669309
Jake
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>>84669309
>implying there is any Starfleet law that protects transporter accidents
That's why Tom Riker didn't have any rights and was send out the nearest airlock, right.
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>>84669309
>souls are canon in Trek, so no they weren't copies
The continuity of consciousness is retained through transport, if you're referring to that Broccoli episode with the transport beam monsters. The continuity of consciousness is interrupted with Tuvok and Neelix. They were killed and then copied.
>name another main character in all of Star Trek that wouldn't give his life to save/protect two other people
I kinda feel like Troi would pussy out.
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>>84669309
>name another main character in all of Star Trek that wouldn't give his life to save/protect two other people
Neelix. He didn't give up all his organs so the some Vidiians could go on living.
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>>84669376
If everyone donated their organs you end up with everyone dead and a huge pile of organs somewhere.
>utilitarianism was btfo by netflix original trash
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>>84669336
Tom Riker was like to be on the Enterprise
>>84669355
I was thinking more like the episode where they put Kirk "consciousness" into a sphere and an alien was using his body or the Vulcan stuff
>>84669376
my bad should have specified "crewmen" like in my first post
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>>84669309
Janeway placed her crew getting home over stopping the Borg which would have saved millions if not billions of lives.
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>>84669583
>my bad should have specified "crewmen" like in my first post
B'Elanna doesn't sacrifice herself to cure the phage and save countless lives.
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I really wish they kept the Borg incomprehensible or at least incredibly threatening. Threatening like "They built the Defiant-class to fight Borg and it barely put up a fight" kind of threatening. Like if they had made the Voyager crew's apprehension towards flying through Borg space kind of unjustified, in a way. Like in reality, Voyager's technology and/or cultural distinctiveness was nothing that terribly interested the Borg so initially, their passage through the territory was unmolested.

Maybe they'd learn that plenty of species had trade routes through Borg Space, all taking great care to not seem too "interesting," with the occasional species getting too comfortable and risking putting some fancy prototype aboard a freighter that just so happens to go missing in Borg Space.

The Crew would have seen ships and planets that were bearing the brunt of Borg attention and found themselves essentially incapable of assisting. Occasions where Voyager would have actually had to fight the Borg should have consisted of fleeing and the employment of countermeasures that seem to work, but always exactly once, and on occasion not working, since of 10,000 Borg species I doubt every little weapon devised would be unique.

They should have used that Virus originally suggested in I, Borg, and that should have been an episode. Using that to steal a transwarp coil, they seemingly cripple a cube - only for the Borg to adapt.
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>>84669641
she is a maquis that dropped out of starfleet, not the best example of a morally respectable character
>>84669597
it's not her job to stop the borg unless they are in federation space
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>>84669700
Tuvix isn't a Starfleet member either. Why is he suposed to be more moral than B'Elanna?
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>murdering the child to save the parents
what a motherly captain
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>>84658801
thank god this was posted
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>>84669727
he is half Tuvok, and he kept his grade that's why he was doing his job so he is expected to act and be like any other starfleet memebers
>>84669911
>the parents
this is like claiming that Aliens are the kids of the body they burst out from
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>>84670075
You can say same shit about B'Elanna.
It's the Klingon half that kept her from being a normal federation citizen.
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>>84670040
this was still missing
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>>84670294
Cardassians flirt by arguing, and Tellarites just generally communicate by arguing and complaining. I think a Tellarite and Cardassian couple would be rather cute if not belligerent-seeming
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>>84664405
>Fidget Spinner 9
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>>84670485
It also means Garak has no interest in Bashir because he's too nice to him.

How will Bashirfaggot ever recover?
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Anyone know good sites to watch old Star Trek episodes for free? I'm not gonna pay for a subscription to watch a 30+ year old television series.
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>>84652098

Where ever they pull out these names. And twice.
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>>84670737
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>>84670928
the free month on netflix my dude !
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>>84671635
Yeah, I've heard about that. Is is abusable, like, can I just keep registering new E-mails? And do I have to cancel it before they start charging, or do they just ax it until I start paying?
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Is Kim the biggest beta in all of Trek?
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>>84671950
you have to remember to cancel after the first month or they'll automatically charge you as they ask you to register you credit card and for creating new account I don't realy know I haven't tried yet and my guess is as good as yours
or you steal the password from a friend who is paying
or after all this is just about 10$ it isn't that much and all of star trek is here exept from the movies.
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>>84672031
>not being a rapist = beta
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>>84672063
>sex with the willing
>rape
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>>84656617
There is no comfier episode
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>>84672083
she was willing because she didn't understand why it was wrong
also Kim already got a black mark on his personal file because had sex with someone he probably didn't want to risk it again
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>>84672126
>she was willing because she didn't understand why it was wrong
but there was nothing wrong with it
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>>84672135
t. closet pedo
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>>84672203
>having sex with a socially retarded adult makes you a pedo
okay then
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>>84672230
it doesn't make you a pedo but it's like taking advantage over a drunken woman at a party: sure she can't desagree but at some point her agrement to the situation she is puted into is rather questionable and you're a twat for trying to shag someone who was on the verge of passing out.
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>>84651919
>>84652708
>>84652813
Here's to (you)
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>>84672230
>having sex with a retarded adult
that's a crime tho, is taking advantage of someone that can't understand
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>>84672031
and in the next episode Neelix teaches her to swallow
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>>84672304
>>84672489
She's fully alert and able to make her own decisions.
She just didn't grew up with people telling her that meaningless sex is something wrong.
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What pornstar looks the most like Seven of Nine?
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>>84672489
>retards are not allowed to have sex
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>>84669309
>souls are canon in Trek
They also work very strangely

>It's a tiny woman gets possessed by an alien and becomes stronger than a Klingon episode

I never really understood what the logic of it is other than "we need this person to be a threat"
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>>84669597
Try trillions. Modern day earth has billions and the Borg destroy tens of thousands of earths.
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>>84672470
Did anyone else get a boner from this scene?
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>>84670737
Garashir is canon!
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He was already fat in the first season. In S1E13 Riker was seen nearly bare-chested and despite his then young age his torso had zero definition.
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Guys stop body shaming William. ;_;
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>>84673505
>zero definition
Fat doesn't mean "not fit", it means "has lots of excess fat".

>>84673715
He's sucking in his gut something awful here, but I wouldn't call him fat, he wouldn't be able to talk if he sucked in a shelf.
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>>84673505
Who said this costume was okay?
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>>84673715
Riker is not fat he is perfect
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>>84673505
Maybe skinnyfat but he looks pretty lanky compared to later seasons
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>>84673820
>>84673715
Whose pubic hair did they glue to his chest for these scenes?
>>
>>84674164
Troi's
can't beat those Greek genes
>>
This thread needs more fanfic
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>>84673981
Not lanky enough. I need my men to look like Eva units.
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>90s colors in the future
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>>84674894
I am not following you anon, that looks like it could have been taken yesterday.
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Frakes is around 18% to 21% now stop being gay.
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>>84675668
He's hot at any percentage
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>>84648639

Does anyone else know of a Star Trek TNG episode guide? I remember there being a comprehensive one that rated episode's enjoyability as well as plot importance...

Pic related is how I'd feel upon finding it
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>>84676284
Look on http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/ I think they have guides to all the series including standard & remastered comparison shots.
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>>84675668
20-21% is perfection for females
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>>84676726

seems like it could be it but isn't quite the right thing. It was alot more concise than this.

Thanks anywho, this is very good either way
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>tfw you post about your fetish and other reprobates with the same fetish come out of the woodwork and derail every thread into /fatriker/
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Why does k'ehleyr look so much more Klingon than B'elanna when they are both half Klingon, half Human?
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>>84676828
>tfw no cute 25% gf
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>>84676284
Don't use guides fag, enjoy the good and the bad
>>
>>84677148
I hate all two, maybe three, of you.
>>
>>84677332

You don't understand man, I watch all the episodes.

It's just that this guide gloriously outlined the importance of each one
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>>84677439
Four if you include me.
>>
>>84677439
I'd estimate at least 4
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>>84677171
Probably just phenotypic variation, like how some mixed race people look more black than others
>>
>>84677171
Probably because K'ehleyr's dad was Klingon and B'elanna's was human.
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>>84675668
Riker is thicc not fat
>>
Let's write a fanfic together
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no you're not, miles
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>>84681155
The luck of the Irish is terrible bad luck
>>
>>84677311
Are you bi?
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>>84680880
"But Weyoun that is forbidden love", Damar declared rather sternly as he put down his fourth bottle of kanar and stared into the Vorta's yearning violet eyes. "No Damar, it is the will of the founders" whispered the pale bat like alien slut as thin pale fingers began to slide between the male Cardassians legs. Weyoun had no penis of his own to speak of, but had plenty of practice pleasing his shapeshifting masters, made quick work coaxing the rest of Damar's grey scaled manhood out of hiding from inside its protective sheath. In the corner of the room disguised as a lamp, the female changeling looked on pleased.
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>>84681926
Lolol. .holy shit
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>>84681926
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>>84681926
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>>84682654
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>>84681926
10/10
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thoughts on my new threads, /trek/?
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1. Deep Space 9
2. Voyager
3. Enterprise
4. TNG
.
.
.
.
50. TOS
.
.
.
.
9001. Reboot Movies
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>>84684042
>VOY second
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>>84684042
>9001.
Holy shit, did I teleport back to 2006 /b/?
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>>84684042
I can accept DS9 over TNG, though I personally enjoyed TNG a lot more, but
>VOY
>ENT
>over TNG
made me reply you fucking cunt.
>>
>>84684295
>>84684407
He is sorta right though...TNG is better then Voy...but somehow Voyager has aged better
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>>84684583
>le aged better meme
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>>84684606
Maybe its a view order thing.....like I waited a year to watch ds9 after i was done with tng...then went STRAIGHT into Voyager after Ds9
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>>84673715
Riker is daddy
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>>84655618
>doesn't realize the sublte undertones of human morality and ethics being superior to those of other countries
>this is touched on in countless episodes

remove pol
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>>84684583
I'm watching Voyager right now and it's really boring and looks fairly bland. TNG has aged really well and I realise it's somewhat cheesy and has that late 80s aesthetics going on, but I find that charming. It helps that the entire thing has been updated so everything pops out more.
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>>84684345
2011 /sp/
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>tfw no genetically enhanced gf
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>>84686649
>tfw no Cardassian/Maquis/Federation gf
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>>84686748
oops
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>>84686649
Dumb bitch with shit taste I swear to god I will fucking cut her.
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>>84668863
I hate how most people seem to forget this scene and that everyone treated Tuvix cold the minute they knew they could get Tuvok and Neelix back. The number of times I talk to friends about this episode and it's as simple as "Janeway is the villain" but the rest of the crew are fine, even had one guy tell me "after that I wanted Chakotay to lead a coup" as if somehow only Janeway was at fault if you agree with Tuvix's side of it.

Janeway is far from a favourite for me, but do actually respect he in Tuvix that she's willing to do the act herself, don't agree with her at all and it is technically her place being the captain, but I do still respect that she has the conviction to do it herself.

I really wish the episode hadn't bombed Janeway's moral stance on it though. I don't agree with it anyway but holy fuck there was a better way to argue it than the way they write her dialogue when she talks about it to Tuvix.
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>>84668863
Good, tuvix was horrendous

Plus Tuvok alone was more valuable than Neelix or Tuvix
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>>84686649
>Ezri Dax

What is is about beautiful women that resemble little boys that gets one off?
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If you zoom in on Garak in this scene you can see the exact moment where his heart breaks.
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If Will and Tom started fucking, would it be gay, or just masturbation?
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>>84689417
It would be beautiful.
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>>84650286

If you reverse genders that episode was about my first relationship. Brilliant girl and a huge Star Trek fan, but she didn't understand how emotions affected people and saw everything as a scientific undertaking.
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>>84672610
C'mon, no one has a seven of nine dopplebanger?
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