Does being this big makes him immune to drinking sea water ?

>>84645308
skyrim waterfall

>>84645308
He's suicidal

>>84645308
Stop making all these threads asking irrelevant questions about Kong: Skull Island

>>84645308
That's a lake, it's not sea water, ya great big dork.

>>84645381
Who knew Peter Jackson was so butthurt?

>>84645308
Does that look like the sea to you you retard?

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>>84645463
Jackson's film was miles better

>>84645732
I feel like the only reason she was in the movie was so kong could save her at the end

>>84645655
what if the sea is somehow 'feeding' water to that lake that happens you know

>>84645368
its depressing not being a white kong

they have systemic privilege

>>84645732
agreed

>>84645840
It's called an Atoll

If it was he probably wouldn't drink it and the island probably wouldn't have enormous predators in need or a fresh water.

>>84645308
haha imagine he did a poo!! haha jokes

>>84645933
haha that would be a REALLY big and stinky poo!

>.<

>>84645732

Jackson Kong is Kino and one of my top 10 favorite films. I know a lot of people probably wouldn't agree but it's just such a perfect adventure film for me. The original Pirates is one of the only other movies in a long time to give me that feel.

>>84645463
Why would Jackson be butthurt when his movie was better?

>>84646291
that reddit feel

>>84646369

Post the list of foreign films that I should put in my top 10 i don't want to be reddit

>>84646291
>Jackson Kong is Kino and one of my top 10 favorite films
I fear there are actually some people with this shit taste out there.

>>84646403

Id like to meet them. We can start a kong fanclub

>>84646448
dude we already have a kong fanclub, come join us at reddit.com!

>>84646519

Link me the subreddit fampai

>>84645308
Fish drink seawater all day and they're fine

>>84647014
this

>>84647014
they're actually not fine

>>84647014
Freshwater fishes would die.

>>84647150
what if kang kong is a salt water ape?

>>84647308
an... aquatic ape

Jackson made a romantic epic about an icon he loved from his childhood

This film is like a stoned teenager thinking "dude, what if Kong was like super badass"

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>>84647308
Damn. I think you're on to something.

>>84647150
>>84647308
>>84647412
>>84647467

Tim and Eric really ruined a generation

>>84645308
I've heard you can actually drink like a cup of sea water per day without it being a net loss for your hydration

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*blocks your path*

>>84647484
did your schizo brain relate tim and eric to this thread somehow?

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>>84647524

Maybe you should try it and report your results back to us.

>>84647589

Yes, your shitty attempts at "humor" is clearly derived from it.

Or maybe you just have the intelligence of 4 year olds, take your pick.

>>84647630
yes retard i derived my humour from a show i never watched

wanna go again?

>>84647484
>>84647630
What a faggot

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>>84647630
>>84647484

>>84645732
pit whore

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>>84647484

Just image its freshwater. Being that big as it is is already impossible

>>84645308
>that scene with the giant octopus

That made me so hungry for calamari

>>84648159
imagine the giant octopus had a pussy lol dw jokes haha.

>>84647524

.....yes.... if you off set it with more water and don't supplement it with more sodium.

If you're out at sea with nothing to eat or drink a cup of sea water will speed up your dehydration.

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Maybe that's why he's such a manlet

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>>84648271
so in those what? 50 years or something?
kong needs to grow at least 200 feet
and he has to get a much thougher skin (because m60 bullets already made him bleed)

>>84648271
Kong is a babby

>>84648271
Obligatory 6 foot vs. 5 foot eleven meme.

>he is a manlet protector
>of an island
>In the middle of nowhere
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>He kills Skullcrawlers because they eat things which make him chimp out
>He smashes helicopters because they wake up Skullcrawlers and it interferes with the backlog of squids he has to eat
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move off his island
>he will never be at a healthy kaiju height
>he will never know how to eat anything besides a squid tentacle
>He will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

>>84645308
>Island with massive peaks surrounding it.
>Water runs from top of peaks from the clouds to the bottom filtering through minerals and shit into the form of lakes at the bottom finally.
>DURRR HE'S DRINKING SEA WATER THOUGH.
You failed geography.

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>>84648529

>>84648529
>MOOOOOM BRING KONG MORE TENTACLE TENDIES
>MOM?

that waterfall looks like a man with a beard

>>84645381
shills just figured out the power of autism. this threads get so much more replies than "did you like it?"

>>84647484
>he doesn't know about the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis

>>84648529
I just got a mental image of a mod stomping around and beating his chest while he plays with miniatures and quotes the movie.

>He's good to these people, the mod is a pretty good king. *stomps around and kicks over toy trains*

>>84649293
But you don't just go onto someone's board dropping shitposts unless your picking a fight

>>84649293
hella f*ckin epic xD

they shouldve kept the 1962 roar desu

Reminder that there are retards who believe that Godzilla destroyed Randa's boat

>>84647602
me in the dragon

>>84649293
Holy fucking shit, just go back you faggot

>>84647484
if i met u irl u would b thrashed down cuc bicth

Can't house cats drink salt water because their kidneys are so efficient?

>>84645462
No such thing as freshwater kraken.

>>84647602
That fucking guy's face kek

>>84649424
was it Kong?

>>84651885
It was Pulgasari

>>84651833
no such thing as 100 feet monkeys you fucking retard

>>84645732
perfect tits

>>84645732
>>84652400
agreed. they elevated the movie desu

How much fresh water would a creature that size need?
We can ask how much meat does he need then ask how much water does it take to produce those meat
And the fucker "is still growing" in order to fight Godzilla
He would have to strip the island barren to feed himself

In the end the Death Crawlers are the environmentally friendly creature.