How would you describe this scene?

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Titillating
Sensual
Stimulating

Just fucking post it

imagine

being

>>84644766
Busted huge loads to her

IMAGINE

Not as bad as ther pasta makes it out to be. Would have been okay if she had a nicer hairstyle.

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>L-LOL Jamie Lee Curtis is disgusting xD, I'd never fugg her lel
This meme is fucking stupid. She was hot as fuck in her prime and way better looking than anything that anyone from /tv/ will ever come close to scoring. She was also way better looking than Arnie's real wife and his mistress as well. Kys.

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Will it get posted? The anticipation is killing me anons.

>>84645213
Muh dick

Sauce

>>84645213
I've fucked worse but I definitely wouldn't go out of my way for it

>>84644766
shit hair. i mean, is she trying to steal Penn Jillette's hairstyle or look like Patrick Bateman?

>>84645273
Where do people save their pasta?
A .txt file on their desktop?
One .txt for every pasta?

>>84645430
I have a single txt file with all my pastas desu

>>84645273
Consider for a moment filling the shoes of Governor Schwarzenegger during that performance

>>84644766
Heres a quick rundown:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, but I guess this is still better than being paid to watch one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert. Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody. just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to. >a-at least the books were good though "No!" The writing is dreadful. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>84645669
ok this was hysterical

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>>84645669
you got me

>>84645430
My entire Pictures directory is almost entirely chan stuff so I have a separate directoy there with all my pastas saved as .txt files.
Sometimes I'll stumble on something that I think can maybe become a pasta, or is worthy of being one and save it there also.

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>>84645669
Is this real?

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>>84645669

>>84645871

Ghetto_overlord?

>>84644766
The Terminator gets a striptease from David Bowie

fuck you for making me read that shit you dumb samefag

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>>84646171

>>84644766

Diamond.