WB approaches you to create a Tolkien cinematic universe out

>Feanor quadriliogy
>two Sauron prequels
>Ungoliant movie
>Melkor movie
>Ungoliant v Melkor: Dawn of Shelob
>Gollum trilogy
>Gandalf prequel miniseries on HBO

I spend the entire budget on post-production bloom effects and twirly-whirlies.

>>84643876
>Shadows of Mordor film starring Mads Mikkelsen
>directed by Nicholas Winding Refn

>a movie on Aragorn's tax policy directed by Sam Raimi

Retcon the lot and start at the end

>>84643876
i would just make bilion dolarino tv series, with movie production value

>>84643876

Postpone everything as long as possible while cute interns lick my crusty asshole while crying and still believing in all their innocence one day I will make them movie stars.

>>84644070
Is mankind ready for that level of kino?

>>84644105
Fund this.

>Fall of Melkor
>Oath of Feanor
>Battle Under the Stars
>Children of Hurin
>Battle of Sudden Flame
>Battle of Unnumbered Tears
>Fall of Gondolin
>War of Wrath 1 and 2

Every casting of the Silmarillion I've seen always looks garbage.

>>84643876
12 part faux documentary directed by Ken Burns. Get a list of celebrities to do narration and reading exerpts over slow pans over maps, still images, and "reenactments."
Plebs will hate it, nerds will appreciate it.

>>84643876
>create a Tolkien cinematic universe out of the Silmarillion and the Tolkien legendarium.

I would never make it.

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I bomb the studio.

>>84643876
I'd never allow another Tolkien movie to be made after the shit show that was The Hobbit. But the following partition is the objectively correct one.

>Part 1: Ainulindale through Dagor Aglareb
>Part 2: The Siege of Angband through Dagor Bragollach ending with the death of Fingolfin
>Beren and Luthien spin-off
>Children of Hurin spin-off
>Part 3: Nirnaeth Arnoediad through the conclusion of The War of Wrath
>Part 4: The Fall of Numenor through the Last Alliance

>>84644677
This would be much better than films