>starring two biggest superheroes ever >nobody gives a

>it's a DCuck tries too hard thread
what did he mean by this?

>>84639521
Batman and Superman?

>>84639552
Pajeet on suicide watch.

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>>84639521
>starring two biggest superheroes ever

Wot lad? We already had that movie

>>84639592
Superman has never been as big as Spidey or Iron Man at the box office.

>>84639621
>at the box office
Who said anything about box office?

>>84639651
What is a better metric for a film popularity?

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>marlel

>>84639521

I don't know why you faggots try to pretend stuff isn't popular or successful when it clearly is.

>>84639621

You might not be underage, but you'll be just over the line. Superman was the biggest comic book movies of all time. Before 3D and IMAX stacked ticket prices

>>84639730
Superman at its prime did 300m WW. Adjusted for ticket price that's about 800m today. And that was from an era going to cinemas was the thing to do.

>>84639712

Watching the press for this movie has been fun because they paired Feige with Amy Pascal. Who seems to be on coke or pain killers or something in every interview and she just spouts random gibberish and gives away details about the movies that she shouldn't. And Feige just sits there with a pissed look on his face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7nMvabBIQs

>>84639730

Forgot link

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/gen-discussion-1/highest-grossing-comic-book-movies-adjusted-for-in-1544505/

>>84639686
Not him but i think he means big in general and not just box office

RDJ wants out. Look how much pain he's in every time he is forced to pretend he still gives a shit. He has so much money that he doesn't give a shit about that anymore.

Normies don't spend all their free time shilling for a comic book brand on a cambodian weasel stomping forum. They will see the movie in droves they don't have to let you know about it

>>84639521
The trailers spoiled the entire movie, they niggerwashed Mary Jane and it looks like absolute shit. It's being marketed out of their asses so I guess it'll make some money but I'm going to pass hard on this piece of shit

>>84639521
>starring two biggest superheroes ever
>both white males
Uhm, no sweetie

>>84639712
Who is even the director of Homecoming? Probably another no-name studio puppet.

>>84639521
>/tv/ predicted about a dozen things that will lead to WWs downfall
> WW succeeds crtitically and financially
>/tv/ predicts about a dozen things that will lead to spiderman/ironmans downfall
>...

Spider-Man, especially homecoming, which has been targeted towards younger children along with the addition of iron manlet and being a superhero flick AND for the summer will guarantee it will be a financial success.

>>84639569
The forced meme that never took off.

>>84640195
Yeah, why not someone good like Snyder, Bay, or Ridley? You know, the same old shit.

>>84640195
Well he's not everyone can be VISIONARY DIRECTOR ZACK SNYDER

>>84640259
Show me one MCU director on par with those three. Just one.

>>84640259
>shills UNIRONICALLY defending Sonysney hiring yes men to make their assembly line unwatchable pieces of shit
You can't make this shit up

>>84639521
Oh look, the DCcuck is lying again.
Why make the same bread every day you pathetic fedora tipper?

>>84640259
> defending hiring yes-men no-name directors to push out assembly made movies

Thanks for contributing to the death of cinema, goy.

>>84640289
The russos?
Whedon?
Favreu?

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>>84639621
>Superman has never been as big as Spidey or Iron Man at the box office.

Underage detected

>>84640361
Hahahaha

I knew you would give me the free laugh.

Oh man

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>>84640361
Jesus christ

>>84639521

>RDJ only has 10 minutes of screentime
>The trailer scene of Iron Man and Spidey flying/swinging through NYC isn't even in the movie

Thanks Sony marketing team

>capeshit

>>84640389
>>84640422
Pitiful. You call yourselves DCcucks, yet you laugh?

>>84639521
gay kid spiderman and overused ironman

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I know I'm late but...

/thread

>>84640289
Kenneth Brannagh.

Now what

>>84639761
Fucking hell, and thanks anon.

The Amy Pascal saga continues it seems.

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i for one am hyped

>>84639756
To be fair, movies weren't released on nearly as many screens in nearly as many countries in those days. It's difficult to compare Superman's box office take to a modern superhero movie.

>>84641302
That was a fun day.

>>84639621
>Superman has never been as big as Spidey or Iron Man at the box office.
If you adjust for inflation Classis Superman was the first capeshit to reach 1 billion

>>84639761
> putting women in charge of anything

Why do people do this?

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>>84640361
RLM-loving marlels unironically believe this, that's the worst part.

>>84640289
James Gunn

Maybe people are not terribly excited to see the third version of the same character in one decade.
Or maybe they are. I don't fucking know.

>>84641302
Fucking shills

>>84641447
I never understood why it seems more plausible that there are shills on /tv/ rather than it just being a bunch of autists with nothing better to do.

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Oh it's this guy directing, the mastermind behind Onion News Network and Cop Car. Truly an author to rival Raimi.

>>84641563
>>84641447
Or, the most plausible option, people generally like these good movies.

>>84641636
Cop Car was pretty dope.

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>>84641438
Spider-Man 3 was one decade ago this summer

>>84641674
Well I was referring more to spamming the same threads every day.

>>84639521
>starring two biggest superheroes ever

You mean Superman and Batman?

>>84641636
>author

Are people doing this on purpose like the poetry/pottery thing?

>>84641692
cringe

>>84641674
Fucking shills

Homecoming shilling has reached critical levels.

>>84641748
Iron Man has been a guaranteed billion earner for the past decade. Batman has had two billion earners, less than IM.

>>84641636
You forget Raimi only had crappy horror b-movies under his belt before Spider-Man.

>>84639521
I'd probably be looking forward to it if it didn't look like it was pandering to the cinematic universe so excessively. I just don't care enough about Iron Man anymore.

>>84641834
He had directed some pretty big projects after Army of Darkness. If you've never seen A Simple Plan, please do.

dcucks on suicide watch

>>84640370
Okay, so Superman is as big as Iron Man, but not Spidey, got it.

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>>84641834
Difference being is that Raimi was more than just a Feige puppet.

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>>84641692
>Iron Man and I totally fight this guy who looks like Birdman

>>84641907
You don't sound bias at all. I'll trust your judgement.

>>84641890
Why? Wonder Woman made more in the domestic box office than the MCU film with the meme racoon, tree, and actor.

>>84641692
Why are Marvel magazine covers always fuckin subpar?

Did RDJ siphon the editor's shekels this time?

>>84641834
>Evil Dead
>Evil Dead II
>Army of Darkness
>crappy
This is bait, right? Right?

>>84641980
I think Entertainment Weekly is more to blame for that, anon.

>>84641942
I think MCUcks are the only ones delusional enough to believe this nu-male version of Spidey will come close to Raimi's classics.

This is a Feige product. Meaning you get a calculated mass of quips, bad action and then sequel baiting with Thanos.

>>84641096
Now I accuse you of being a stupid faggot for believing he is good. What did you expect? Did you actually think you had a point? Lol.

>>84640184
>sweetie
I can smell the mold between the fat rolls from here.

>>84641692
>Also Mr. Stark keeps throwing his crotch in Aunt Mays face every time I'm in the room so I have to watch haha :barf:
MCUcks confirmed literal cuckolds.

>>84642291
Well he's no Michael Bay, anon but he does alright!

Jesus you people are reaching pathetic levels of denial.

>>84642403
it's a meme you dip

>>84641834
>crappy horror b-movies
which defined the genre, moron

put fun into horror, after all the edgyness

>>84640361
>Putting Whedon or the Russos above James Gunn
I'll say Favreu as well though

>>84642440
It's also not true. He directed all of these after Army of Darkness and before Spider-Man:

The Quick and the Dead
A Simple Plan
For Love of the Game
The Gift

>>84640635
>OP makes low effort baits
>MCUcks fall for it instantly
>redditest of them all screenshots it and leaves reddit comment
the state of this board

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>>84639521
>shitty playstation cgi
>Tom holland can't act
>c-list villain as the antagonist isntead of an interesting one
>replaced all peter friends for minoritiy tokens
>making Spider-man Iron Man sidekick on his own movie
>shitty humour"hurr nut real avengers hulkyy"
>Spiderman movies are always the same story "I'm a teenager that got problems for being a superheruu!"
>they did this same shit 6 times in 15 years
>teenager romance taking over the plot AGAIN

This movie got so many problems that is not even funny

>>84641759
>/tv/ doesn't know auteur theory or even what auteur translates to in French
Summer can't end fast enough

>>84639712
Why is this cocksucker allergic to creativity? All Marvel movies are basically the same now. He killed a whole genre milking his fucking quipshit.

>>84642048
>sequel baiting with Thanos
Does Spiderman actually have this? The street level movie about a teenager beating up a guy in a jetpack?

>>84639521
>two biggest superheroes ever

That's not Superman and Batman

>>84639521
Well Spider-Man is played by a Brit with a shit accent.That's the problem
>hurr DCfag
Superman is played by a crooked tooth Brit too

>>84639621
>Superman has never been as Iron Man at the box office.

Are you clinically retarded? Literally nobody knew who the fuck Iron Man was 10 years ago

>>84643383
And what happened then when the first IM movie came out you dense fuck?

>MARVEL MOVIE IS GOING TO FLOP GUYS

don't you ever get tired of being BTFO?

>>84643383
Pretty sure there was promotional content for that film 10 years ago, and if you remember that first trailer was amazing and everyone was hyped as heck for it.

>>84642526
>The Quick and the Dead
I hope you're joking, that movie almost made me puke.

>>84643423
Cap America and Thor movies have done shit at BO don't assume your Marvels are guarenteed billion earners.

>>84639521
It's gonna make one billion dollars

if I'm wrong, I'm going to record my wife taking the big black cock and post it on /tv/

>>84643407

You stupid shit Superman has been around since the 60s and still has bigger draw than fucking Iron Man it's just that Hack Snyder and DC fucked up doing something with it

>>84643427
I just rewatched the trailer and Cochise started playing. Fuck, man

>>84643469
It'll need seriously strong legs to reach a billion dollars. It probably won't open to much more than $100m. Then again, it could smash it overseas.

>>84643488
You realize Snyder did the most successful Superman in decades right? People don't care for an honest good guy superhero these days. They want dark and menacing like Batman or quippy and sarcastic like Iron Man.

Why do DCcucks shill a shit company that continues to let them down?
Honest question

It will reach $1 billion simply because Spidey is insanely famous, more overseas than in the US I'd say, and RDJ is a guarantee. Everyone knows this, let's not pretend otherwise.

Also pro box office is tracking for a 135M opening weekend.

>>84643580
Some people revel in being contrarian. These are the same people that argue that Heroes was better than Lost, or that BSG was better than SG-1.

>>84643589
>and RDJ is a guarantee.
Then why did only one of his solo movies make big money straight off the back of The Avengers?

>>84639521
Iron Man 3, Civil War, and both Avenger movies all made over 1 billion. Add Spider-Man to the mix and its a guaranteed success.

>>84639521
>Iron Man
>Biggest super hero ever

Biggest meme ever that will largely be forgotten after RDJ fucks off. No one gave a damn about Iron Man before the movie. Literally not a single person.

>>84643617
I see. It's pitiful, not being able to enjoy things because you refuse to be happy.

>>84643767
Yeah but in the meantime adding RDJ to a movie gets you to a billion.

>>84643488
>Superman has been around since the 60s
kawaii

>>84643589

>$135m opening

Lol no, industry estimates are lower than Wonder Woman with $90-100m tops
Also legs will be pretty bad consering it's the 6th movie in 15 years

>>84643863
Jesus Christ, check that website. I'm not lying.

>>84643794
There's no chance that Spider-Man: Homecoming makes a billion. Just look at the tracking. It's not going to happen. If Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 couldn't do it this summer then Spider-Man will have no chance.

>>84643863
Wonder Woman was projected to have a $65m opening weekend.

>>84643911
Spider-man is a much bigger name than GOTG.
Spidey and Iron Man TOGETHER are a guaranteed smash hit.

>>84643976
Even the most optimistic forecasts puts the opening below GOTG2.

>>84643383
I was playing as Iron Man in video games before his movie.

>>84643911
>There's no chance that Spider-Man: Homecoming makes a billion
Screencaping your post btw. I want to laugh at your innocence in a few weeks.

>>84641834
>The Birth of a Nation is a b grade horror movie
Kike detected

>>84644042
It's falseflagging bro, they've been doing it for a while. No one who's not a complete retard thinks this is gonna make less than $1b.

>>84639521
In what universe is Iron Man one of the 2 biggest superheroes ever?

>>84639521
Nobody gives a shit? This is the essence of you need to step outside your internet bubble, retard.

>>84644263
In our universe, where EVERY SINGLE MCU MOVIE with RDJ makes more than $1 billion dollars at the box office. Are you being dumb on purpose?

>>84639712
The failure in this post is saying the source material is any better, the comics are shit designed to drive sales just like the movies.

>>84640145
Mary Jane isnt in the movie

Reminder every time some idiot here says there's no interest in a marvel movie it makes a billion

>>84639521
Same thing as the last 2 Spidey films-Sony, Sony went wrong

>>84644354
Because they wanted to replace her with a minority.

Why are these threads always made during swedepajeet hours?

>>84639592

>two biggest superheroes ever
>can't make $1 billion

>>84641692
>>84641762
>out of touch with reality
Like it or not, this is how teenagers behave and theyre portraying a contemporary teenager. Like how everyone on the internet "hates" the Emoji movie but regular young people will see the trailer and probably think it looks fun.

>>84644425
so they used a different character and didnt reskin an old one. Who cares?

>>84642027
Yeah, remember the DoFP covers? Fucking Quicksilver? He turned out to be one of the best parts

>>84644459
It made a lot of money considering the awful word of mouth and smear campain it got. Spiderman is shilled everywhere by sonyggers and paid reviews (those positive Ghostbusters reviews weren't geniune) and I doubt it will make much more.

>>84643976
GotG2 had a $145m opening weekend. Spider-Man won't get anywhere near that.

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>>84644659
>smear campaign
>paid reviews

>>84644659
The ghostbusters reviews werent geniune but I dont think it was just paid. I think some people genuenly felt they had an obligation to give it a positive review. Which you would know if you actually read them instead of just the titles and screencaps.

>>84644255
No, DCucks are pretending that it's likely to make $1bn so that they can laugh when it inevitably doesn't. It'll make about $800m+. Similar to Wonder woman.

>>84644294
Neither Iron Man nor Iron Man 2 made over a billion dollars anon.

>>84644491
I don't know. I work with teenagers and they don't always seem to be into the things marketers say they are.

>>84644765
Yeah, 4chan definitely overblows it but the feminism meme is real

To make another example, a number of WW reviews decided it was worth noting that the movie deserved praise despite some flaws because of it's value to womanhood. And no, I'm not saying WW is shit, just pointing out a fact

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Batman is a white male power fantasy, same with Superman, Marvel represents diversity and progressive values.

>>84644989
Batman isnt a power fantasy, Superman is a fantasy for little boys, not "white men"

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>Marlel

>>84643580
>everyone that don't like the bullshit marvel is doing is a dc fanboy
Pathetic, "fans" like you caused Marvel to let Bendis ruin the comics and now they're runing the movies while you suck their dick.

>>84643641
just compared to nowadays box office, back theni t was huge

>>84644989
Back to tumblr and take your fucked movie with you.

Dropped it when I saw it was going to be SJW trash. Although I really don't know, but is the love interst really the black girl?

>>84645185
That's a false-flagging dc shill

>>84645164
>back then
You mean 2010?

>the time between the first Spiderman and Ironman films is the same as Black Panther film and Avengers film
...

>>84645254
yes

>>84645220
>pajeets are being uplifted.
nice

>>84645231
>muh shill
>>>/x/

>>84645195
yes

>>84645254
7th highest grossing that year.

>>84640361
>>>/out/

>>84639521
>multikulti society
>movie has literal damage control department

so this is the depiction of an SJW universe, really makes your almonds noggings

>>84639521
When Marvel decided they could make the same movie 2-3 times a year for over a decade and have people still care

>>84639521
>capeshit

Well thar's ya prob'em, matey.

>>84639521

I kinda feel like there's still a lot of normie goodwill over the Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies and people just think Toby McGuire was superior to this new fag

>>84646174
And that's just Marvel, add Nu Star Wars to the mix and it's hardly a surprise that even normies can get bored eventually.
My predictions:
Spiderman will have a pretty meh opening - especially compared to Wonder Woman
Thor will probably do pretty well (contains 2 of the primary Avengers and Brandenberg Suckerpunch)
Black Panther will be a joke, something like 100% RT critics score and sub 50% audience
Infinity War will probably do well with all the hype building but after that I don't see Marvel Movies having a huge draw anymore.

I hope Star Wars starts flopping too, and if Pixar keeps disappointing, maybe we can see Disney die in our lifetime.

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QUIPS QUIPS QUIPS QUIPS

I WANT QUIPS QUIPS QUIPS QUIPS

>>84646746
me too, spiderman is famous for it

>>84646791
This might be another reason nobody cares now that I think about it, Spiderman's only personality trait is shared by every single member of the MCU.

>>84646826
Unlike Iron Man, Peter is a nerd without his mask and uses it to boost his confidence. I mean, I dont know if thats portrayed in the movie but thats the concept of Spider-Man.

>>84639521
>nobody gives a shit
But it's tracking to have a bigger opening weekend than Wonder Woman.

>>84644425
Considering the 3/10 bridge troll they cast and then had to subsequently cut as Mary Jane last time, it might be for the best she sits this one out.

>>84644491
18fag who just graduated here, literally everyone I know hates the emoji movie. 99% of the time marketers shill hard at "the youth" they fail miserably.

>>84646881
Yeah and Peter also has to deal with balancing his student life with his superhero life - all while keeping it a secret.
Except this is a comic book universe where nobody has any secret identities, and Iron Man is giving Peter an 'internship' to help him cover his tracks.

Hell, does Peter even work for the Bugle in this reboot? Surely he should have those Starkbucks rolling in.

>>84646881
Peter isn't a nerd in this movie, no.

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>>84647054
Hey, the movie isnt out yet!

>>84647049
Somehow I forgot about the Bugle myself, now im kinda angry. In the Raimi movie, Peter looks a lot older than his character whereas Tom Holland actually looks young so the impact of him interacting with a raging J. Jonah Jameson would of been a lot more funny. Im guessing they didn't have the balls to try and top Simonns performance.

I mean say what you want about the movie (I thought it great) but the chemistry between tom holland and jacob batalon have great chemistry https://youtu.be/o8uLEG2Jx7Q

>>84647054
Did you not watch Civil War? He's a fucking nerd.

>>84640289
Taika Waititi

>>84641692
I hate this cover, but seeing that cute boybulge makes me diamonds everytime.

He's not that cute in the face area, but that bod jesus christ

>>84644916
>>84647001
Interesting, I guess we'll have to wait and see if its well received and makes a lot of money or not

>>84647337
This is a really fun video, thanks.

>>84647054
He's on the fucking academic team.

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These fucking reviews man

>It may have taken 15 years and 3 reboots but Spidey finally has a decent villain.
>This third time's the charm in Marvel's pantheon of Spider-Man portrayers. Tobey Maguire was pretty good, Andrew Garfield was so-so, but Holland ... Well, when you've got it, you've got it.

REEE

>>84647930
I was extremely disappointed with What the Flick's review
I was hoping for them to destroy it.

>>84647806
>>84647382
>>84647054
I think the problem is that there aren't 'nerds' anymore the way they were portrayed in comic books.
The old tropes of the 'nerds' and 'bullies' just doesn't exist in real schools. Somebody can be on the academic team and still be popular, or a jock that nobody likes.

>>84647930
Why does every critic suck Disney's cock all the time?

>>84647930
>people disagree with me
>I havent even seen the movie yet
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I agree tho, Green Goblin was a great villain.

>>84648061
The movies are designed to be likable by the majority of the audience... and critics like them. Big surprise, but no, of course they're paid shills. lol

>>84648143
So explain Transformers getting bad reviews despite being way more popular.

>>84648224
designed to appeal to the most people humanly possible over telling a coherent story, whereas disney is smart and attempts to be emotionally engaging on some level. Two different extremes of cynicism, both successful. Although I would argue Disney is much more successful because they managed to cram 2 or 3 movies each year whereas there's a break between Transformers, proving their formula works better.

>>84648143
I see you liked wonder woman

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Why can't other MCU movies be more like pic related?

>>84648307
You mean flop?

I saw the actual poster somewhere in town today and I actually had to stifle a laugh. Maybe the European poster I saw is different than the US one but it's basically Spiderman swinging from a building with Iron Man is fast persuit and taking up about half the size of the poster, with Stark Tower in the background.

I mean, I get that this first Spidey film is about Iron Man training Spidey into becoming a full-fledged Avenger but the amount of Downey they shove in all the advertisement is just laughable. It's even worse than Civil War which was supposed to be a Captain America film but ended up being equal publicity and screen time for both him and Iron Man. I get that he's popular but damn.

It's getting good reviews though. I look forward to seeing it once the torrent is up in a few months.

>>84648294
Wonder Woman is ok but I actually dont like it because of the third act and a lot of comic nerd nitpicks like the amazons just have the wonder woman costume sitting there and she grabs it for no reason.

>>84648061
Because Disney makes better films than Warner.
Everone who isnt a contrariana agrees.
Next question?

>>84639994
RDJ gets about 10% of any marvel movie he cameos in total profits. He made that deal at the start instead of a straight fee.

He is happy to be in all of them.

>>84648481
Is that supposed to be sarcasm?

>>84648549
I agree with him.

I've been buying DC comics for 20 plus years now and I stopped buying Marvel comics after Onslaught (98? 99?)

I have always loved DC characters and they're my favorite, but the fucking movies? The movies fucking suck. Marvel at least is true to their vision and isn't afraid of being light-hearted.

I seriously wish for the day that DC stops being so goddamn edgy. I think Wonder Woman is the first step in the right direction.

Now you can disagree with me all you want.

>>84648109
And Doc Ock was even better

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>>84648481
Shitty taste as FUCK
>Lego Batman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cars 3

Also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvGposNxT1g

really made me think

>>84639994
>Look how much pain he's in every time he is forced to pretend he still gives a shit.

That's just him actually acting. Tony's life is suffering.

>>84648975
Is that legitimately the post-credits scene? Because that's fucking hilarious